I just wanted to cultivate immortality, but I was forced to open a harem

"You taught yourself Chinese in order to cook Chinese cuisine?" Lin Hezhen was a little moved by her perseverance.

"Yeah, in this case, would you like to try it?" Yukino raised her little face, her pair of clear eyes like Bambi's.

"Hmm..." Lin Hezhen was somewhat tempted.

Kamigo Yoshihiko, who was standing next to him, put his hand on his shoulder and said seriously, "Brother, you can't put women before friends."

Oh, this is a serious crime.

Lin Hezhen has always prided himself on being a man of great righteousness, willing to go through fire and water for his brothers. How could he be branded as someone who values ​​women over friends?

He glanced at Yukino with regret... and the lunch box in his hand, and was about to speak.

Suddenly, the squad leader walked quickly to Kamigo Yoshihiko, patted his arm, and said in a low voice: "Spring has come for you, boy. There is a girl who wants to confess her love to you."

"What?!" Yoshihiko Kamigo was dizzy by this unexpected good news.

"Go quickly, they are waiting for you in the courtyard."

"Okay, okay, okay, I'll go right away." Kamigo Kihiko said three okay words in a row, left Lin Hezhen behind, and ran away at the speed of light.

"No need to thank me." The squad leader winked at Lin Hezhen, and left in a cool manner like a chivalrous knight who did good deeds without leaving his name.

Lin Hezhen came to his senses and realized that Kamigo Kihiko, a man who valued women over friends, had been fooled by the squad leader.

That's right, with Kichiko Kamigo looking like he hasn't seen a woman in eight hundred years, there's no way a girl would be attracted to him.

"Then can we go to the Service Club to eat our bento now?" Yukino asked weakly.

"Okay, let's go."

Without the troublesome guy Yoshihiko Kamigo, Lin Hezhen can finally enjoy authentic Chinese cuisine.

The two walked out of the classroom.

Kato Megumi watched everything, thought for a few seconds, and followed with her lunch box.

……

In the service department, Yukino boiled water and made tea as if she were familiar with it.

She took out a red teacup with a picture of a cat on it and said to Lin Hezhen, "I have prepared a special cup for you."

Lin Hezhen glanced at the overly cute pattern and hesitated, "Isn't it too kawaii? It looks more like something for girls than a cup for boys."

"Ah, you don't like it." Yukino looked a little frustrated.

Lin Hezhen shrugged nonchalantly: "It's not that I don't like it, it's just a tea cup, it doesn't matter what it looks like."

Hearing this, Xueno's face suddenly brightened up and she said happily: "Then you can drink tea from this cup in the future."

"Yeah." Lin Hezhen nodded. Anyway, it's better than the disposable paper cup he used before.

By the way, in the past, Yukinoshita would never prepare teacups for him. He either brought his own or used disposable paper cups. Now given the situation, has his status in the Service Club been improved?

As Lin Kazuma thought about this, he looked expectantly at Yukinoshita Yukino as she took out the lunch box.

As soon as the lid was opened, Lin Hezhen took a closer look and found that the lunch box contained three dishes: braised pork, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and stir-fried broccoli with carrots.

"Braised pork is not an easy dish to make. It must have taken you a lot of effort, right?" he asked in surprise.

"Fortunately, it's not difficult to do if you watch the video several times and remember the key steps and time nodes. It just takes a little more time."

Thinking about it, for a clever cooking expert like Yukino, learning to cook a new dish is not difficult.

Lin Hezhen picked up a piece of braised pork and saw that the meat was fat and lean, brown in color, and had an enticing aroma.

When you put it in your mouth and take a bite, you will find that it is just the right amount of salty, sweet, soft, and melts in your mouth. It is no less delicious than the hotel's signature dish.

"Awesome! Is this really your first time doing this? The level of completion is so high." Lin Hezhen was a little impressed by her.

Yukino raised her little head and said, "I just followed someone else's video. The types and amounts of materials and ingredients are all clear. How could anyone not be able to do it?"

Lin Hezhen thought while eating, that's because you haven't seen Yuigahama Yui, and the video you looked for marked the dosage, otherwise it would just be those quantifiers with unclear meanings such as a little, an appropriate amount, a spoonful, etc. It's enough to drive you crazy.

"By the way, why did you suddenly think of making a lunch box for me?" Lin Hezhen asked.

Xue No gave a prepared answer: "Didn't I tell you before that I wanted to try making Chinese cuisine and asked you to help me taste test the food, and you agreed at that time."

She was talking about the day when she and Mai and the other two lived together.

Lin Hezhen nodded, and then said with a little regret: "Is that so? I thought that Miss Yukinoshita had made up her mind to be a housewife for me and cook for me every day."

He was mocking her by using something Yukino had said before.

I thought she would jump up like a cat with her fur standing on end, blushing and saying, "I just make you a lunch box occasionally, and you get so carried away that you can even say such shameless things. You are really amazing."

Unexpectedly, Yukino's face did turn red, but she, who was always eloquent, stammered and did not refute.

"Hey, don't scare me." Lin Hezhen became panicked.

"Why don't you speak? Why don't you fight back with your sharp words? Are you really Yukinoshita Yukino? Who is this soft and cute girl standing in front of me?"

Hearing this, Xue Noi asked angrily, "Why, are you so eager to be attacked by my sharp words?"

"No, the main thing is that you suddenly became like this. I can't continue to bully you. It feels like a big bad wolf bullying a little white rabbit. I have a strange sense of guilt."

"Do you really want to bully me so much?"

"Who told you to always be like a little kitten with bared teeth and claws, showing off your strength everywhere in a cute and aggressive way, making people unable to resist the urge to grab you and ravage you."

"Okay, so that's how you see me."

"Well, I guess your sister sees you that way, too."

Xue Nai suddenly became angry.

This damn guy is still so annoying in front of me.

However, his attitude towards himself has not changed at all, and he is still the same person in his impression.

This knowledge made Yukino feel at ease.

"Wow."

The sliding door of the service department was opened and Kato Megumi walked in.

"Um, can I have dinner here with you?" she asked.

"Of course, please take a seat, Kato-san." Yukino enthusiastically pulled out a chair for her.

"Thank you. Yukinoshita-san, I brought you some homemade cookies. Take them as a snack."

"Thank you."

Lin Hezhen watched their interaction and asked suspiciously, "When did you two become so close?"

Yukino said, "I was really scared after the kidnapping incident last night. Fortunately, Kato was there too. I felt relieved at last."

"That's right," Kato Megumi added, "At that time, those people wanted to torture me, and Yukinoshita-san desperately tried to come to help me. Although she was tied up with iron chains and couldn't help, I am still grateful to her."

"Kato-san..." Yukino sighed.

"No need to be so formal, just call me Hui." Kato Hui took the initiative to suggest.

"This..." Yukino was a little at a loss.

This was the first female classmate who wanted to call her by her name.

"In contrast, can I call you 'Yukino'?"

"of course can."

Kato Megumi turned her gaze to Lin Hezhen, who was drinking tea and watching the show on the side.

"How about Lin Jun calling us by our first names from now on?"

"Sure, Kato." Lin Hezhen was a little surprised, but didn't care.

Anyway, a name is meant to be called by others.

"You should say 'Keiko'," Kato corrected with a smile on his face.

"Oh, Hui." Lin Hezhen changed his mind immediately.

He always felt that Kato Megumi's smile just now was filled with an inexplicable sense of oppression.

It must be an illusion, right?

★ 3. Kaguya Shinomiya, your name★

Chapter 143 The Visible Girl

After school, Hayashi Kazuma and Yukino drank tea in the service club as usual.

Sakurajima Mai was still abroad and Kato Megumi was called away to help the teacher, so there were only the two of them in the activity room.

Feeling the not-so-cool June breeze blowing across his cheeks and listening to the slogans shouted by the sports club outside the window, Lin Hezhen couldn't help but feel relieved.

Today was a peaceful day with nothing happening.

Lin He was really prepared to make this assertion.

He suddenly remembered that in July 1789, a guy who wrote "Tuesday the 7th, nothing happened" in his diary was soon sent to the guillotine by the people.

This vividly illustrates the impermanence of life.

Even if life seems peaceful and boring, there may be undercurrents beneath the calm surface, and you never know when a huge storm will arise.

Of course, what comes first may not necessarily be an accident, it may also be a surprise, like now.

"Hello, is this Mr. Lin?" A girl's polite voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Yes, it's me. Is there anything I can help you with?" Lin Hezhen answered casually.

He planned to hang up immediately if the other party tried to sell him an Internet package or the Flying Noodle God cult.

"Scientific research shows that ED is a very common disease. About 1.52 million people worldwide are suffering from erectile dysfunction. More than 40% of men aged 70-50 have varying degrees of erectile dysfunction. About 10% of people are completely unable to achieve an erection. In view of this, our company has developed XX capsules to make men unstoppable and give you the power to drive forward..."

Before she could finish, Lin Hezhen immediately hung up the phone.

Sorry, this is an accident, not a surprise.

However, I didn’t expect that there are 1.52 million people with ED in the world. This user group is large and has a strong demand.

Thinking of this, Lin Hezhen's shrewd business mind began to work rapidly.

If he is short of money in the future, he might as well set up a health care product company specializing in producing various three-no medicines.

Just make a furnace of Tiger and Leopard Pill and dilute it ten thousand times. It should be able to be tolerated by ordinary people. Make it into capsules and sell them, and you will definitely make a lot of money.

As for those women who are obsessed with staying young, you can sell them anti-aging pills, which are much more effective than hyaluronic acid and are non-toxic and have no side effects.

By the way, the demand for fasting pills should be very great. Those capitalists would probably be happy to let their workers eat them so that they can save time on eating and do more work without having to pay overtime.

Parents of students should like the "calming pills" very much. They can buy some and give them to their own children to take. Then they don't even need to sleep, but can study all night every day, and they will directly become the king of exam papers.

Wuhu, in this way, human productivity will immediately develop greatly, running will move towards post-modernization, and realizing XXism is no longer a dream.

Lin Hezhen's business empire will stand on the top of the blue planet, and he will soon become the richest man in the world. Then he can live a wonderful life like Tony Stark, "a secretary to do when there is work, and a secretary to do when there is nothing to do"...

"What are you thinking about? Your smile is so disgusting." Yukino's cold voice woke him up from his daydream.

Lin Hezhen quickly wiped the drool that was about to flow down and said seriously: "I just thought of a trick to enlarge breasts, and I want to tell young women who are troubled by it. It is guaranteed to be effective and free of charge."

Yukino gave him a suspicious look, shielding her breasts with her hands, and said, "Massage won't work anyway."

"how do you know?"

"I tried it myself," Yukino replied quietly.

"It's useless to massage yourself, you need professionals to do it. I'm just not talented, but I'm a national top breast enlargement masseur. I've been practicing medicine professionally for 20 years. I've saved countless people, so I'm nicknamed 'A Jianchou'." If you don't mind me, girl, I'm willing to do my best." Lin Hezhen recommended himself.

Xueno blushed immediately: "How can something like that be true? Everyone knows that you just want to touch me!"

Lin Hezhen said seriously, "How do you know if it's true if you don't try it? What if it works? You know, I'm an omnipotent cultivator. It's not surprising that I know breast enhancement magic, right? I'm helping you out of kindness. You should think about it carefully. If you miss this opportunity, you'll never get it again."

After saying that, Lin Hezhen put his hands behind his back and pretended to look at the scenery outside the window, but he was paying attention to Yukino's expression out of the corner of his eyes.

She was shy at first, then seemed to waver, with her ten white and tender fingers crossed together, looking conflicted...

By the way, Xueno, what are you struggling with?

Use your smart brain, which is second in the grade, to think about it carefully. Is there any bullshit breast enlargement magic in the world?