Although Yingzi didn't understand either, she knew that the more she talked, the more she would expose her lack of intelligence.
In the video, Chen Ya's voice drifted over:
"...Later, when Jamaica gained independence from British colonial rule and became an independent nation, their new president invited our band to play reggae."
"What?" the reporter exclaimed loudly.
The eyes of everyone in the private collection also widened slightly.
National independence? A new president?
What did I miss? How come I suddenly have such a big reputation?
“…So in their country’s new capital, there’s a street named after that band’s lead singer,” JX continued. “I’m less prestigious; I only have a village called JX.”
"What?!" the reporter exclaimed even louder.
The video continued playing, and JX continued his slow narration:
"Because of this incident, I met a British record producer. I went to England with him. He had a good-for-nothing nephew named Keith Moon who always liked to blow up toilets..."
"Wait, blow up the toilet?" the reporter asked.
He gradually felt that there were so many things to complain about that he couldn't keep up.
“To be precise, it was about blowing up toilets,” JX said. “His passion for combining explosives and toilets is beyond human comprehension, so I thought he was a talent and decided to start a band based on him.”
"Wow, wow," the reporter rubbed his nose. He didn't know what the connection was between blowing up toilets and music, but he seemed to have heard rumors about it. "I think I heard that one of the members of the band you brought here likes to blow up hotel toilets..."
The story of "British band blowing up American toilets" initially made headlines, but it's no longer surprising.
That eccentric band always makes a mess of the hotel they stay at every time they have a concert.
The room was covered in flour, and the television was thrown into the swimming pool.
The worst part is that they would even use explosives they found out of nowhere to blow up toilets.
It is said that during their dozens of performances in the United States, the cost of repairing the toilets alone exceeded $50.
“Yes, that’s them,” JX said. “That’s the band that everyone loves today, The Who.”
"Who's the Band".
The reporter repeated the name.
In fact, he doesn't need to repeat it.
This band is now one of the most popular and hottest bands in the United States.
The reporter leaned forward, his face full of curiosity: "And then?"
“At first, I took them to perform in the underground scene in the UK, and the band gradually became more and more popular,” JX said. “During a proper concert, Keith Moon secretly put ten times more explosives in his drums than usual, and it accidentally detonated prematurely, knocking himself unconscious…”
"..."
The reporter was at a loss for words.
"...After carrying that kid away, the band members asked the audience if anyone thought they were good at drumming and could come up on stage to help with the performance..."
The reporter smiled wryly: "In this situation, the band would usually choose to stop the performance..."
"It actually happened," JX said.
"what?"
“A drummer named John Bonham came up and played the rest of the piece with the band. He played the drums as well as Moon, or even a little better.”
“…Awesome.” The reporter flipped through his notebook. “Keith Moon and John Bonham, these two, it seems, are described by the media as very talented drummers…”
“They are the two best drummers in history,” JX corrected.
"Two of the best drummers in history," the reporter repeated. "There are two."
"Yes, there are two of the best drummers in history, which is normal."
JX put his hand on his chin and said, "You know, this John Bonham is a college graduate, just graduated, and works as an assembly worker in a car repair shop. Tell me, how could I miss such a talented and promising person?"
"How did you do it?" the reporter asked.
“I was planning to recruit this person into the band, but a band doesn’t need two drummers,” JX said.
At this point, the reporter had already guessed the answer.
"So, I formed another band," he said.
"This band is..."
"Because this band was formed because Keith Moon was knocked unconscious by his own explosion, he also named the band 'Led Zeppelin'."
The reporter leaned back tactically.
If he were to run out now and ask anyone on the street if they knew about Zeppelins, he would be met with an eye roll.
This band is incredibly famous now.
"I never imagined that the Zeppelin airship was assembled in this way," the reporter exclaimed.
"When we were looking for a lead singer for Led Zeppelin, I found a buck-toothed guy. He had four more upper teeth than normal, which gave him a particularly wide vocal range."
"But the other members of the Zeppelin preferred another young man named Plant, so this guy named Freddie Mercury lost his job."
JX crossed his arms and said passionately, "His family is not well-off, and his family does not support his pursuit of music. However, because of his malocclusion, he has been ridiculed since childhood. Music is where he puts his dreams. Tell me, how could I miss such a talented and beautiful person?"
"Of course not." The reporter had already learned to play the straight man.
"So, I built another band around this guy, and the band's name is Queen."
“Queen,” the reporter repeated the word dryly. “The Queen who sang ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’?”
"Yes."
"And 'We Will Rock You' and 'We Are the Champions'? They sang those too?"
"Yes."
"People love this band so much, they play 'Bohemian Rhapsody' at every party..."
After finishing speaking, the reporter realized he had gotten a little excited and said somewhat embarrassedly, "...I'm sorry, please continue."
“A band from Australia that wanted to enter the UK market contacted me. They wanted me to write songs for them.”
"So I made an album for them, and they were very grateful to me. The band's name was AC/DC, and they quickly became incredibly popular."
"It was at this point that I realized I already had many bands, and I had even more songs that no one was singing. What should I do?"
"So I simply posted an event online, where any young person who is passionate about rock and roll can post a video to participate in the online audition. I will select the best among all the participants to form my own band."
The reporter interjected, "Is this the 'baton succession' that caused such a stir recently?"
“Yes,” JX said, “within a month, more than 300,000 videos appeared under related topics on social media, all of which were music submissions from all over the world.”
"To watch all these videos, my bandmates and I spent over a month watching them, and eventually found several promising talents, which were then developed into three bands: The Kinks, King Crimson, and Radiohead."
"And I selected a few young men who I thought had the most potential and formed the perfect lineup in my mind—The Rolling Stones."
“Of these bands, apart from the Rolling Stones who have a few normal, relatively obedient members, the rest are all top-notch troublemakers,” JX said. “In terms of operations, we encountered tremendous difficulties. Just repairing the toilet that Moon blew up cost a lot of money.”
"So you're facing the same problem..." the reporter said.
"So, to cater to the market, I found a few guys from the contestants who failed to make it on a European talent show and formed ColdPlay."
The reporter's mouth formed an "O" shape.
"When we were shooting the cover for Coldplay's album, we found a taiga forest in Finland and got lost. A local band rescued us. I listened to their songs and thought they were pretty good, so I signed them and renamed them Nightwish."
"And so, that's how we formed ten bands. These ten bands were known as 'JX Gang' in the UK. To expand our influence, I decided to bring them to the United States."
"This is the background to what you call the 'British Invasion'..."
……
"You're not finished yet."
Just as everyone was engrossed in the story, Yan Yunzhuo suddenly spoke up.
“After all this talk, Taylor Swift still hasn’t appeared, and it’s all been bands I’ve never heard of,” she said. “Could it just be some tabloid gossip?”
Yan Yunzhu frowned, looking very impatient.
Having finally managed to participate in a variety show as a guest, she didn't want the camera to be focused entirely on other people.
So every so often during a window of opportunity, she would deliberately speak loudly.
Just as she was about to say something more, a hand suddenly reached out and covered her mouth.
"Shut up!"
Jiang Xinhai said.
Chapter 161 Yingzi is subjected to repeated attacks
Just as Yan Yunzhuo was about to say something more, a hand reached out and covered her mouth.
"Shut up!"
Yan Yunzhuo let out a sob.
It's like a dog that's just finished eating a bone and is squatting by the roadside when it suddenly gets kicked.
She looked at Jiang Xinhai, her eyes filled with anger and disbelief.
Even Yingzi had never treated her like this!
At that moment, she suddenly thought of many things. After a brief moment of anger came ecstasy.
Jiangxinhai is in big trouble!
How dare she treat herself like that in front of so many viewers in her live stream? Does she even care about her public image anymore?
If a celebrity physically assaults another celebrity in public, any fabricated article could be enough to ruin that celebrity's career for a long time, or even lead to a partial ban!
No matter how big your status is, it won't work!
It's worth noting that several years ago on the stage of "The Voice of China," Qi Qing was criticized for yelling at Zhang Xingliang, and she's still being criticized to this day!
Zhang Xingliang went from an unknown trainee to a well-known idol. In this process, Qi Qing's scolding played a significant role, indirectly boosting Zhang Xingliang's popularity!
JX's voice came through the screen intermittently, but she didn't hear it at all:
"...The British invasion, in the final analysis, was related to my experiences in China..."
She took two steps back, her face showing a mixture of fear and timidity, and out of the corner of her eye, she saw that the camera lens was turning towards her.
At this moment, Yingzi took a step forward and stood in front of her.
"Miss Jiang Xinhai, aren't you going a bit too far?" Yingzi said calmly.
Jiang Xinhai turned his head, looked at Yingzi's face and said, "Don't speak yet, wait until we finish reading this..."
She was about to turn around and stare at the screen when Yingzi stopped her in front of it.
Yingzi's body blocked everyone's view.
"Is watching videos that important?" Yingzi said calmly, but people could hear the anger in her voice.
JX's voice continued to come from behind Yingzi:
"...I have a deep understanding of the Chinese music scene...but my ideals have not been realized..."
Yingzi's slightly angry voice drowned out Chen Ya's. Like a squinting lioness, she swayed her body and said:
"Even if you have a big star status and a lot of fans, you can't do this to a young person who has just entered the music scene, right?"
Jiang Xinhai's face flushed with anxiety: "Move aside, this is very important, let me hear it first..."
"Apologize to her!" Yingzi put her hands behind her back and swiped down on the screen, instantly reducing the video volume to a whisper. "Apologize first, then you can watch the video!"
Jiang Xinhai's eyes welled up with tears as he turned to look at Yan Yunzhuo.
A barely perceptible smile appeared on Yan Yunzhuo's lips, which quickly vanished.
Jiang Xinhai naturally knew what the other party was planning, and his face turned cold:
"I'll apologize a thousand times later, but please step aside and let the video finish playing."
Yingzi stared intently at Jiang Xinhai.
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