I was exposed for adding my female boss to my group of female friends.

Is this a question of truth, or are you seriously trying to discuss it with me?

"That's the truth."

"Could we ask another question?"

"No."

Gu Yuqing rubbed her cheeks with both hands, but her face grew hotter and hotter. She repeated the question twice in an incredulous tone:

"What should I do? What should I do? Is there anything I should do? I don't have any... Waaah, how would I know what to do?..."

Perhaps the alcohol was finally taking effect, because Gu Yuqing's voice grew softer and softer.

"If you can't answer, let's just drink," Chen Ya said.

"Hmm... drinking..."

Gu Yuqing picked up the last wine glass on the table, took two sips, and put it down, leaning on the table panting, "Calm down..."

She fell asleep within two seconds.

Chen Ya stood up.

The wine was all gone, and everyone was drunk.

It's perfect from any angle.

He left the table and walked towards Lu Ai'ai.

There was a pitcher of beer on her table, which seemed to be a freebie from the bar (this bar always has great perks for single, good-looking women), and she was already lying unconscious on the table.

"You dare to drink with such a meager capacity?" Chen Ya shook his head and sighed.

He went into the restroom, emptied his pent-up desire, and then came out.

As if he had noticed something was wrong, he walked back and pushed open a half-closed cubicle door.

Then I saw Zuo Pingping lying inside, with a puddle of vomit next to her.

He pinched her nose and patted the girl's face: "Wake up, are you conscious?"

Zuo Pingping didn't even open her eyes, and said in a muffled voice, "Yes."

"Then don't lie here, or someone might pick you up while you're still naked."

"Won't……"

After observing for a few seconds, Chen Ya realized that the person was indeed conscious.

But not many.

So he reached out and lifted her up.

He strode back into the bar, nudged Lu Aiai to make sure she was completely unconscious, and then hoisted her onto his other shoulder.

After throwing the two into his car, he returned to the bar, picked up the unconscious Wu Qiutong and Gu Yuqing, and stuffed them all into his car.

Suddenly, this Wuling Hongguang ushered in its moment of glory.

Four girls lay sprawled in the car, their clothes disheveled and faces flushed. Gu Yuqing's long skirt revealed her bare, slender legs; Zuo Pingping's makeup was messy and her body was limp; Wu Qiutong was wearing a short T-shirt, and her bra was almost showing.

After fastening Lu Ai'ai's seatbelt in the passenger seat, Chen Ya returned to the driver's seat and adjusted the rearview mirror: "Put two hundred in the car, haha."

His response was a deathly silence.

After starting the car, Chen Ya went straight to the nearest hotel, booked a room for Zuo Pingping, and had the waiter help carry her up to the hotel and throw her onto the bed.

After carefully adjusting Zuo Pingping to a side-lying position (lying on her back can easily cause vomit to enter the airway, the probability is very low but not zero), Chen Ya took the three girls back to his residence.

It took two trips to get all three people to their beds and lay them down in a row before it was finally over. Chen Ya felt like his back was about to break.

Three girls lay side by side on their beds. Each possessed a unique charm, with varying body types, long legs, fair skin, and disheveled black hair.

For a moment, it felt like spring had arrived in the room.

This scene before my eyes is something many people only dream of, but today it has inexplicably come true.

Chen Ya reached out and pinched Gu Yuqing's cheek, flattening her face into a bun.

"A domineering CEO, huh?"

After rubbing Gu Yuqing's face, Chen Ya turned his attention to his second target.

"Splat".

"So you're a spoiled, high-achieving student?"

Lu Aiai's face was pinched, but the girl was still in a deep sleep and showed no signs of waking up.

Then, Chen Ya looked at the third victim.

Since Wu Qiutong didn't seem to have offended him, Chen Ya didn't reach out to pinch her cheek, but simply brushed a strand of her hair away from her mouth.

"A mischievous best friend, huh?"

After disciplining the three drunkards, Chen Ya comfortably lay down between the willful academic genius and the domineering CEO.

He didn't move around, his hands were neatly placed in front of his chest, but the touch on both sides was very comfortable, and the blanket smelled wonderful.

"Oh no, I almost fell asleep."

Chen Ya got out of bed, and just as he did, a voice came from behind him.

"vomit--"

Chen Ya turned around and saw Lu Aiai tilt her head to the side, making a painful sound again:

"Ugh—splash—"

Chen Ya watched helplessly as fallen leaves drifted down, their fragrance filling the air. The night was still, and only the sound of cold wind could be heard.

Lu Ai'ai's mouth was like a torrential downpour, covering the entire bed sheet.

Chrysanthemums wither, wounds cover the ground, and your smile has faded.

Chen Ya himself almost threw up.

"Grandma, you're my ancestor! I just changed the sheets!"

Chen Ya carried Lu Aiai to the bathroom to induce vomiting, then washed her face and wiped her mouth, finally managing to clean her up.

After all that was done, the most amazing thing was that Lu Aiai still hadn't woken up.

He tossed the person onto the sofa, returned to the bedroom, and was dumbfounded again.

Gu Yuqing was already lying in the puddle (beep) that Lu Aiai had created.

You have to see it with your own eyes to know that this domineering CEO has terrible sleeping habits. I don't know how she sleeps, but she just rolled over in a crooked way and fell into that puddle of (beep).

Not only were her shoulders and dress covered in (beep), but her beautiful black hair was also covered in (beep).

For a fleeting moment, Chen Ya wanted to open the door, pick up Gu Yuqing, and throw her out.

After finally managing to pick up Gu Yuqing, he covered Lu Aiai's mess with another discarded towel, then took off Gu Yuqing's clothes and threw them into the bathtub. When he returned to the bedroom, he was shocked to find that Wu Qiutong had woken up.

"Where am I? What's that smell?"

Still half asleep, Wu Qiutong looked around and then saw the towel next to her.

I don't know what she was thinking, but she grabbed a towel and wiped the sweat off her chest.

Then, she saw Lu Aiai's creation.

"vomit--"

Chen Ya buried his head in his hands in despair.

This is unbearable.

……

……

After a long and tiring night, it was finally possible to take good care of the three aunties.

Lu Aiai lay on the sofa with a blanket on her body, and a small basin was placed next to her in case she had another attack.

Gu Yuqing was wrapped tightly in a bed sheet, as if afraid she would move around again;

Wu Qiutong slept relatively normally in bed, but kept whining for water.

All the sheets and blankets were replaced with new ones, and the room was sprayed with Liushen floral water and air freshener. The soiled sheets and blankets were thrown into the hallway.

Just as Chen Ya laid down on a makeshift bed on the floor, ready to get some rest...

A heavy object delivered the final blow, and he bent over like a shrimp.

Lu Aiai, wrapped in a blanket, plopped down on his stomach.

Chapter 317 Sleeping Together

The probability of being crushed to death by a physics-themed beauty is very low, but definitely not zero.

Chen Ya had just closed his eyes comfortably, his whole body relaxed, when suddenly his stomach was hit hard, and all the air in his diaphragm was forced out in an instant, almost spitting his soul out of his body.

"Hey! Wake up! Listen to me! I've made a major discovery!"

Lu Aiai slapped Chen Ya's face arrogantly with her hands, making a "slap slap" sound, sat on his stomach with her buttocks, and straddled him with one long leg over his head.

"I discovered that, based on hybrid string theory, hadrons of matter can actually cause irreversible closure of the light cone of an 11-dimensional supermembrane. However, due to the one-dimensionality of point particles, the amplitude degrees of freedom of the string are greatly restricted, leading to a stationary transition in the elementary particle spectrum. This transition simultaneously satisfies the anti-state distribution of matter waves..."

Chen Ya felt like his back was about to break. He was already suffering from a severe headache due to lack of sleep, and Lu Ai'ai's antics made him feel like he was in unbearable pain.

"What nonsense are you spouting? Get off me right now!"

The girl grabbed Chen Ya's ears with both hands, brought her face close to his, and breathed on his face with a strong smell of alcohol.

"Do you know what this means? It means that 11-dimensional superstrings can become polarized under certain conditions, causing the wave function of elementary particles to collapse, resulting in countless superpositions of states..."

Chen Ya covered his ears in annoyance; Lu Ai'ai's noise made his forehead ache as if he were wearing a golden headband.

Ordinary people might actually be fooled by her, but Chen Ya could tell that she was just throwing together all sorts of terms from string theory and quantum physics and spouting nonsense, no different from saying "spaghetti needs to be mixed with No. 42 concrete".

He simply couldn't understand how someone with such a low alcohol tolerance could dare to drink. How could she dare?

"Did you hear me or not? Did you hear me or not? Did you hear me or not?"

The girl kept chattering in Chen Ya's ear, like a cat protesting that Chen Ya had stepped on its tail as he passed by.

Chen Ya could no longer bear it, grabbed her arm, and flipped her over—

"what!"

Lu Aiai let out a short scream, powerless to fight back, and was quickly pushed down into Chen Ya's bed.

Her undulating figure resembled a continuous mountain range, her chest heaving, her long hair disheveled, her breath sweet as orchids, and her large eyes stared timidly at Chen Ya like a weak and pitiful little animal.

The girl's full lips were so close, and you could smell the alluring fragrance emanating from them.

The two stared at each other. For a moment, Lu Aiai's eyes were a little unfocused. Then, her lips trembled and she slowly closed her eyes.

"I'm asking you something," Chen Ya suddenly said, and Lu Aiai opened her eyes again.

"Ok?"

From a quantum physics perspective, is the banana peel bigger, or the banana flesh?

Lu Aiai's eyes sharpened: "The question you're asking is, within the theoretical framework of the Copenhagen School, what is the jewel in the crown?"

"Correct."

That's completely wrong, don't be so absurd.

But Lu Aiai believed it without a doubt, and began to mutter to herself as she started calculating on the spot.

Judging from her condition, she'll probably remain in a drunken state for quite some time, so there's no way to bother her for now.

Chen Ya stood up with satisfaction, clapped his hands, and turned around to see Gu Yuqing standing there, staring at him with a complicated expression.

"When did you start watching there?" Chen Ya asked.

"Just now." Gu Yuqing looked away in a fluster. "It's okay, I didn't see anything, and I didn't misunderstand anything."

"Oh. That's good." Chen Ya nodded.

Gu Yuqing turned around and murmured, "So this is how highly intelligent couples flirt. It's really... refreshing..."