restless daily life

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Yukino Yukinoshita tried hard to keep her expression straight and said quietly, "I didn't realize that Shirakami had such ambitions to be everyone's father."

Bai Ying exclaimed in a resounding voice, "This is a traditional virtue!"

Yukino Yukinoshita calmly chewed the rice grains and swallowed them slowly: "Then, according to traditional virtues, Shirakami should be more polite to her father and show filial piety, right?"

Bai Ying waved his hand: "What era are we living in? Still talking about those feudal dregs! My brother and I are brothers, our friendship is deep, how dare you, a brave man, sow discord between us!"

Yukino Yukinoshita glanced lightly at the white figure, without rolling her eyes in disdain, but a faint sense of disgust naturally emanated from her.

If I had to describe my feelings about living together, it would probably be that besides having another person to sleep with, the house suddenly becomes much livelier. When my boyfriend isn't talking, he's either furiously typing on the computer or letting out howls and roars like a wild animal. When he does talk, he spouts a bunch of strange and nonsensical theories, occasionally mixed with a mix of genuine and feigned ulterior motives…

“That’s the expression!”

Bai Ying suddenly snapped her fingers, a satisfied look on her face: "This feeling is actually quite peaceful inside, but with a look of disdain on the face, the eyes don't appear cold, but rather convey a cute emotion that implies 'I hate you'..."

Yukino Yukinoshita shoveled a mouthful of rice, chewing slowly as if she hadn't heard anything: "Shiraki, it's no use saying nice things at a time like this. Just stay in your room and work out."

"Ugh—! This is so annoying! Why do people even write light novels?!" Bai Ying exploded, clutching her head in despair. "Volume 3... How am I supposed to know what to write in Volume 3? The editor asked me, who am I supposed to ask?!"

Yukino Yukinoshita sighed: "Isn't it because you like to let your mind wander and act on a whim? A while ago you were tinkering with some kind of Soubu Hanju, and recently you've been working on the student council. If you just focus your attention, with your abilities, it shouldn't be too difficult for you to finish writing a light novel quickly, right?"

"No, no, no, let's do the math!" Bai Ying said logically. "After finishing the second volume, I was busy dealing with the loser fairy, the time traveler, and the otaku girl. Then the Killer Queen rebelled, and Kira Yoshikage caused trouble, forcing me to go back in time and relive my life. I finally managed to resolve everything, but when I looked back, time had already been reversed, and I had to live another life... I don't even know what I originally planned to write anymore!"

That seems to make sense...

Yukino Yukinoshita agreed for a second, then decisively pointed out: "But when you started over, didn't you also write a light novel? The second volume has been on the market for a while now. I think you're not unaware of what was originally planned, but rather that you didn't have a plan at all, right? You're just making excuses for writer's block and procrastination."

The white figure's expression twisted, and he snorted, "If you're so good, you do it! You can write it and you'll get stuck too!"

“That’s fine too,” Yukino Yukinoshita said calmly. “First, we’ll resolve the tragic foreshadowing that Haku-kun deliberately planted, and then we’ll tell a happy ending story, focusing on positive themes like friendship, unity, hard work, love, ideals, and peace…”

"Stop! I won't allow you to insult my work!"

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Yukino Yukinoshita snorted: "You're the one who's humiliating me, aren't you?"

Bai Ying casually retorted, "It's more like I'm humiliating you..."

So, that kind of thing, well, it probably counts too? In the end, it's all about bullying people.

Yukino Yukinoshita pursed her lips, feeling a sudden, bewildered jolt. What did she mean by saying something like that all of a sudden? Even if you say that…

Bai Ying keenly caught the fleeting, strange silence and raised an eyebrow, asking, "Want to sleep together tonight?"

Yukino Yukinoshita adjusted her mood, focused on eating, and did not answer.

No answer is also an answer.

La la la~ la la la~ I'm an expert at selling newspapers...

A ringtone, sung by Bai Ying herself, suddenly rang out, evoking a strong sense of nostalgia.

Bai Ying took out her phone and answered: "If you have something to report, then report it; otherwise, the court is adjourned."

"Damn it, where did you go?" Feng Bin and Hua's angry voice came through the phone, quite loudly, as if it were on speakerphone. "I'm back in Chiba, where are you?"

Yukino Yukinoshita's brows twitched slightly. Not only could she hear the noise from Shirokage's phone, but she could also hear the commotion outside the door.

Mai-senpai is busy and has left, so Toyohama is taking over, right?

Yukino Yukinoshita put down her chopsticks, got up and walked straight to the door, opening it with her hand.

"Huh? What am I doing here? I can come and go as I please, what's wrong with that?!"

Feng Bin and Hua were making a phone call in the hallway. Their usually boisterous voices suddenly softened slightly: "Hmph! I didn't run away last time, I just didn't react in time... How is that an ambush! You were the one who was having a good time, weren't you! I checked! You have those weird videos on your computer, you're clearly a lecherous bastard, I'll just take care of them for you..."

From shouting to denying, and then from denying to muttering, Toyohama Kazuka heard the door open and subconsciously turned her head, meeting Yukino Yukinoshita's subtle gaze.

Feng Bin and Hua froze, their expressions gradually losing control: "You...you were eavesdropping?!"

Yukino Yukinoshita said calmly, "Toyohama, it's you who said strange things in public."

While Toyohama and Hana were still in a daze, their gaze passed over Yukino Yukinoshita's shoulder and they saw a white figure peeking out from the living room, holding chopsticks in its mouth.

In an instant, I understood everything.

Without saying a word, Toyohama and Hana stormed into Yukinoshita's house.

"You bastard! What are you trying to say to me on purpose?!"

"Calm down! We're having dinner right now! Let's finish eating first!"

I'll eat you alive!

"This isn't good, it should be seasoned with some chili..."

After a brief commotion, Toyohama and Hana's embarrassment came and went quickly, and they promptly grabbed a bowl and joined the ranks of those eating.

So what if Yukinoshita overheard us?

I've done it even under light snow!

Everyone is unclean, therefore everyone is clean!

Yukino's feelings were rather complicated. She had originally thought she could do something a little more intimate tonight, but with Toyohama showing up uninvited, there was nothing she could do. At most, the three of them would sleep in one bed for one night... Wait! Had her bottom line been lowered? Hmm, it didn't seem like it had.

Since she had acknowledged the messy relationships with multiple people, sleeping together or living like family was within acceptable limits. Beyond that, overly intimate behavior had to be avoided; those were times reserved solely for the two of them…

Honestly, sleeping together occasionally should be a special case; most of the time, shouldn't we sleep in separate rooms?

Everyone sleeps in their own room, Shiro-kun sleeps in Shiro-kun's room, and Mai-senpai's room can be given to Toyohama...

Not right either!

Given Feng Bin's reckless and impulsive nature, he might sneak into Bai Jun's room in the middle of the night. To be honest, I shouldn't interfere in this kind of thing, just as I don't want others to intrude on my time with Bai Jun. But doing it in person feels strange, like I'm being provoked...

As it turns out, it's actually better for everyone to sleep together, since Bai Jun won't be doing anything else anyway.

After a brainstorming session, Yukino Yukinoshita finished her meal. She glanced at Toyohama and Hana, who were washing dishes with Shirakage, and said casually, "Since Toyohama is here, let's sleep together tonight."

"what?!"

Feng Bin and Hua's eyes widened, and the bowl in their hands fell to the ground. Fortunately, Bai Ying caught it with quick reflexes and responded with a hearty smile: "Alright, let's just sleep together!"

"?????"

Toyohama and Hana stared blankly at Yukino Yukinoshita, who was already preparing to go to the bathroom to wash up, as was her usual routine.

W-what's going on?

Why did things turn out like this under the light snow? Was I tricked by that bastard?!

How could those kinds of things happen at the same time?!

Chapter Thirty-Three: You lecherous thief!

Is it really okay?

While taking a shower, Feng Bin and Hua were confused and pondering. They felt that there was a big problem with what they were doing, but they couldn't figure out why.

I am a jerk girlfriend.

Under the light snow = jerk girlfriend.

A girlfriend doing something her boyfriend shouldn't talk about = me + Xiaoxue doing something she shouldn't talk about for a jerk?

Something's not right! Something's seriously wrong!

Feng Bin and Hua rubbed their heads, vigorously massaging their cerebral cortex, increasingly feeling that something was wrong and that their logic was seriously flawed.

There aren't two bastards, and they don't have two penises. How can three people do something that can't be mentioned?

Two people are being all lovey-dovey, while one person just stands by and watches?!

Toyohama and Hana couldn't help but imagine that scene...

"Ugh, what a bastard!" Yukino watched indifferently from the side.

So exciting.

Nonsence!

Change it, change it...

Under the light snow, oh damn bastard, he just stood there watching.

Tomorrow, that bastard will be a corpse.

I did it!

Feng Bin and Hua realized that the foam was almost gone from rubbing it all away, so they quickly turned on the shower to rinse their hair. The hot water made their minds even more confused.

Thinking about it carefully, if Xiaoxue was willing to do this, am I not as good as her? Am I not as brave as the awkward Xuexiao?

Absolutely impossible!

Let's go! Who's afraid of who!

Feng Bin and Hua, dressed in their pajamas and still feeling hot, stormed out of the bathroom and into the living room.

Having already taken a shower, Shiro was in front of her laptop, working on her manuscript at an extremely slow pace. Yukino Yukinoshita was picking up the sleeping Knight and putting him in the cat bed. She then gently squeezed Knight's outstretched paw, rubbed his paw pads with her thumb, and meowed softly, trying to say goodnight to both cats.

Why do they all seem so calm? Am I the one who's acting strange?

Fengbin and Hana tried to remain calm, asking casually, "Are you sure you want to sleep together?"

Bai Ying lifted her head from Calvin's pain, winked, and said, "Then shall we sleep together?"

"Alright."

Feng Bin and Hua feel much better this way.

"Then why don't I go with Shiro and Toyohama go back to her own home to sleep?" Yukino Yukinoshita asked rhetorically, glancing at the strange-looking Toyohama and Hana, and said indifferently, "I don't have much of an opinion on this. It's not like I haven't slept with Mai-senpai before."

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Sister, older sister?!

Feng Bin and Hua stared wide-eyed, deeply shocked.

Without my knowledge, had we all developed such a lewd relationship?!

"Well, it's about time. Time to sleep."

Bai Ying closed the notebook: "Today was another day of hard work. My two beloved concubines, may you retire for the night with me."

While Toyohama and Hana were still reconnecting after disconnecting, Yukino Yukinoshita suddenly had a flash of inspiration and pondered, "To avoid making each other unhappy, how to be fair and just is a problem, which is why we have the idea of ​​sleeping together. But if we think about it carefully, letting Shiro-kun sleep alone is also a solution..."

"I don't understand."

The white figure swaggered into the bedroom with an air of self-righteousness. Yukino Yukinoshita snorted and followed. Toyohama and Hana followed, bewildered, their hearts pounding wildly. One moment they were thinking about what to do, the next about who should go first, then they were pondering the meaning of the universe and life, and then they were wondering how Yukinoshita and her sister got together...

Feng Bin and Hua walked into the bedroom with their heads full of mush and saw Bai Ying lying on her side on the bed, resting her chin on her hand, striking a seductive pose.

Yukino Yukinoshita stood by the bed and tugged at the blanket in an annoyed tone: "Get up, don't lie on the blanket."

The two men appeared completely at ease, making him seem out of place.

hateful!

Feng Bin and Hua gritted their teeth, twirled their slippers, and put on a cold, expressionless face, as if they had been killing fish for ten years. They turned and asked, "Who goes first?!"

"?" Yukino Yukinoshita was a little confused. "If you want to sleep with someone, just do it. When did you become so polite?"

Ouch! I feel like I'm being overshadowed!

Feng Bin and Hua snorted coldly and turned to look at the white figure.

The white figure beckoned, its voice mischievous: "Come on~ Let's have some fun~"

Let's go for it! It's just a matter of one night, a few hours, oh no... just a few minutes. We'll forget about it in ten or eight years, no big deal!

If my sister can do it, and Xiaoxue can do it, why can't I?

I can do anything!

Feng Bin and Hua climbed onto the bed aggressively, decisively grabbed Bai Ying's pajama pants, and ripped them off forcefully.

"ah--!!!"

A sudden scream echoed through the bedroom, interrupting Feng Bin and Hua's next move.

The white figure tucked in and slipped under the covers in an instant, the quilt jiggling as if a virtuous young man had been suddenly attacked.