Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

However, the curtains in the castellan's mansion have been in disrepair for a long time, and they are easy to fall off-this matter has been confirmed by Drogcamus before.

As the little fox grabbed it so hard, as expected, most of the curtain fell down with a "crash!"

"No, no, no, no!" Qiqi held her head at a loss, looking at the scene in front of her, thinking: half of the curtain is hanging on the window, and the other half is on the floor.I broke someone's things, and King Leoric will come later, how can I explain it?This is a royal thing, must be very expensive, right?

In fact, this is not an "accident". Leoric came to see the beast ear girl, and he would not care about "why the curtain fell down"; even if he asked, Kiki would just say " The curtains fell by themselves."However, Tanakig is a guest in a foreign country, and she is about to meet the person she likes. She is like a frightened bird now, and any little thing will make her panic.

So she made a decision that she later regretted for the rest of her life.

Shall I hang up this curtain?The curtain is just unhooked, can I just hang it back up?

There is no sound of footsteps outside the corridor, which means that King Leoric has not yet gone upstairs. Before he comes up, I hang up this curtain. If I hear King Leoric's footsteps, I will hurry back to The bed is ready.

Just do it!Tanakig is a very active little fox. There is a chair next to the window sill, and she climbs up the window sill along the chair.This time she held on to the wall very carefully, and did not fall down because of her weakness.After getting on the window sill, she picked up the huge curtain, found the loops on the curtain, and then put them on the remaining hooks one by one. However, just after two hooks were put on, Tanakig heard a voice outside. Here come the voices of Mother and King Leoric!

"Your Majesty, this is the way."

"it is good."

coming!King Leoric is coming in!

It's too late to take care of this curtain, I have to withdraw it quickly!

Tanakig hurriedly climbed down the window sill, but she only thought about the curtains, but she didn't notice that there was a fish tank on the edge of the window sill!It was a glass vessel, and inside it were a few little bastards caught by Serawi, swimming leisurely, completely unaware of the imminent disaster.

Because the space on the window sill is too small, it is difficult for Kiki to turn around.

Holding the wall with her left hand and climbing down with her back to the chair, in order to accurately step on the chair, she deliberately took a step back with her right foot to make room for her left foot.But it was this step, this fatal step!Just stepped into the fish tank.

"what--!"

Qiqi felt a burst of coldness on her feet, she screamed in fright, her feet slipped, and she fell on her back on the spot.This fall was really hard, the fish tank was turned over 180° by her stepping on it, and it fell to the ground with a "slap", and it was smashed into pieces; Her posture made her already poor bust worse.

It's over, it's over, it's over!Qiqi thought desperately, if King Leoric sees me in such a shameful state... No!no!I can't let him see me so embarrassing...

"Crack!"

The door opened.

At the same time, the mother's exclamation came in: "Qiqi, what are you doing! Come down!"

Kiki's mind buzzed and overloaded—where am I, who am I, and what am I doing?

For Tanakig, time stands still at this moment.Her brain is running fast. If there are background special effects behind her now, the special effects should be the universe, transparent human brain, biological cells and countless mathematical formulas.

She was thinking: What should I do now that things have come to this?

She didn't dare to turn her head or move around, so she kept this funny posture and said in a very calm tone: "Mom, are you the only one who came in?"

"Uh..." the mother was pondering.

Kiki's cold sweat had already filled her neckline, "Could it be that there are other people beside you? For example... His Majesty Leoric?"

Hearing this, Mrs. Drogcamus glanced at Leoric next to her, showing a very apologetic expression, as if to say: I'm so sorry, Your Majesty!Why didn't I know before that my daughter was a fool?

Of course Leoric was there, and at this moment, he also looked at the little fox hanging on the window sill with a puzzled expression.

From Leoric's point of view, the picture looks like this:

I saw Tanachig hanging on the window sill in the shape of a "factory", lying on the window sill with his legs hanging outside, and a pile of white curtains under his body.Under the window sill is a broken fish tank, and there is a large pool of water.And what's more, she seems to be naked!A big, fluffy tail came out from under the tail, and it was stretched uneasily, and there was a little bastard hanging from the tail, and the bastard was biting on the hair of her tail, swinging back and forth like a pendant like.

This scene was really embarrassing, and Leoric didn't know how she did such a bad job, this wasn't playing cat and mouse!

Leoric thought again: That's right, it's my daughter-in-law. In my impression, all the girls in the family have to die once before going through the door. This has almost become a glorious tradition in my family.

Seeing her embarrassing appearance, the two of us are meant to be together!

Leoric coughed dryly, and said, "Tana Qiger, uh, can you get down by yourself?" At this time, going up to help her may further stimulate her sensitive nerves, so Leoric chose Not many hands.

"I can." Kiki said in a very calm tone.

To be honest, she once wanted to jump, yes, just jump from this window!If it wasn't for the thought of "My life was saved by King Leoric, I can't let him down!", Qiqi would definitely choose to fall now, and then leave this malicious world!

Therefore, Tanakig plucked up the courage to climb back from the window sill. With a broken attitude, she resolutely bowed to King Leoric and said, "Tanaqige has seen His Majesty!"

The little fox is a lady of everyone, etiquette and posture are all in place.Although the atmosphere at this time is a bit awkward, there is a saying, "As long as I am not embarrassed, then the embarrassing one is someone else!".Qiqi wants to use this method to forcibly avoid her social death this time!

Yet she was still bad.

"Qiqi, you..." Leoric hesitated to speak, and then looked away.

Qiqi also noticed: what's going on?King Leoric's expression was very strange, not the kind of "surprised", but frowning, as if seeing something that shouldn't be seen.

"His Majesty?"

"Do you want to change your clothes first?" Leoric said, looking at the paintings on the wall.

"Hey?"

Qiqi looked down, and immediately covered her mouth in horror.The white hospital gown she was wearing made the water in the fish tank wet, and it became almost transparent. The newly developed body was almost completely displayed in front of Leoric!

At this time, her mother also noticed, and quickly said: "Oh, your Majesty, don't blame me for being so rude! I'll go get the clothes right away!" She said and ran away.

Mom, don't run away!What's the point of leaving me here by myself?

Kiki and Leoric were the only ones left in the room now.

"Your Majesty, I..." She still wanted to pretend to be calm.

At this moment, Leoric made an unexpected move!I saw him walking up, and then reached out and grabbed Kiki's tail!

At that moment, the little fox felt as if his whole body had been electrified, and his bones were numb.

The tail is a very sensitive place for Beast Ear Girls, not only physiologically, but also socially, as it is a private part.

So the action of grabbing the tail has a strong hint, no, it is even explicit!

Qiqi's face turned red, thinking: what is he going to do?Why did King Leoric touch my tail?Could it be that His Majesty was tempted by my beauty after seeing my messy and wet appearance?Oh, that's fine too!Simply wonderful!

The little fox secretly clenched his fists, his expression gradually lost self-control, and the corners of his mouth began to rise wildly——Okay, great!As long as he pampers me here, then what happened today will be changed!No one will remember the embarrassment that I dropped the curtains, stepped on the fish tank and got all over the water!I will only remember that today is our wedding day!

Come, Your Majesty, come!Save my life again (referring to the social level)!

Kiki closed her eyes and waited for Leoric to kiss her, but Leoric didn't move.After a while, Qiqi opened her eyes suspiciously, and saw Leoric holding a little bastard in her hand, and said:

"Excuse me, there is a little bastard on your tail, I took it off for you."

"what?"

Kiki looked at the bastard's mung bean eyes in Leoric's hand, and blinked herself.

Then the mood collapsed.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah

I escaped physical death, spiritual death, but not social death!

let me die!Get me out of this world!

To let my fiancé see such a gaffe of mine!How could the majestic King Leoric marry a mentally handicapped princess?It's over, it's over, not only will I not be able to be his princess, but I will also become the laughing stock of the whole world.

At this time, she heard Leoric say softly: "Qiqi, don't feel ashamed, it's normal."

"When you come back, ask the girls around me."

"They are here, not to mention better than you, at least on par with you - from this point of view, we are very destined."

Is this consolation?Still mocking?She didn't know, she only knew that her marriage might be ruined.

Then she heard Leoric say, "So, will you marry me, Kiki?"

Hey?

Qiqi poked a small head out of the cave in the quilt, and looked at Leoric cautiously.

Why...why do you want to propose at this time?

Doesn't he feel embarrassed?

As the saying goes, "As long as you don't feel embarrassed, someone else will be embarrassed." Obviously, Leoric knows this better than Little Fox.

ps: The uploaded picture is dead, and I can’t make it up. Everyone can only make it up by themselves, sorry.

18 Two 7 Wife 6

Chapter 260 Six: Marriage matters, don't be hasty

Years later, when Tanachig, Leoric's wife, cuddled in her husband's arms, she would recall the afternoon of her social death.

She will sigh: Maybe I should thank the fate arrangement.

Fate used an absurd way to make me realize my husband's character.

It also made me really fall in love with him.

……

After about a few minutes, Leoric came out of Tanachig's ward.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"

Zhuoge Kamiao chased him out, and said anxiously: "Think again! Think again! My daughter is not usually so stupid, it is probably because she has slept for too long in the past three days and her mind is a little confused! Really! Besides, married The wife doesn’t mean that she has to marry such a smart one, right? A stupid woman is easy to coax! Besides, my daughter is pretty, and she still needs to grow up for a few more years, so I’ll see it after a while. , Hey, if you are not satisfied, I can also pack myself and send you..."

Leoric stopped and said, "Ms. Drog, I didn't say I don't want her! We wrote the marriage letter, signed the engagement, and went through the wedding. Everything is normal. Have you misunderstood something?"

Drogkamyu was stunned for a moment, and said, "I thought you hated my girl!"

Leoric asked, "Why do you say that?"

Drogcamus replied: "You have only been here for a while... Uh, I was just thinking wildly, your majesty is not to blame."

Leoric said: "I came out so soon, I just want her to have a good rest. Besides, your girl and I have finished talking, and our wedding is scheduled for two months. The representatives of the Tukalu tribe have been invited to come and let them witness the marriage between me and the heir of the Tukalu tribe.”

"Great, that's great!" Hearing this, the stone hanging in Drogcamus' heart finally fell to the ground.

So, three days later, Leoric released the news, saying that he was going to get married in two months, and that the princess of the Natukalu tribe would be the princess. new patriarch.

The representatives of the barbarians who came with Drogcamus became more honest after being punished by the Crow King, and when they witnessed the miracle of King Leoric that night, they were even more scared out of their wits To be lost.Many people regretted that they dared to be rude to a god like King Leoric.Those who apologize for a while, and those who give gifts, are all as well-behaved as little sheep.Moreover, when they learned that Leoric was going to marry Tanachig, they all expressed their support and said, "I am very honored." The representatives decided to live in Wild Wolf City for two months, and then leave after attending the wedding.

Two months later, King Leoric got married in Wild Wolf City, and took Tanakig as his concubine.At his invitation, all the tribes of the barbarians, big and small, sent envoys to congratulate them.

Preparations for the wedding started seven days ago. This is the first wedding between a barbarian nobleman and a plateau king.Although the main body should follow the rules of the plateau people, in order to show the royal demeanor and the courtesy to the obedient, a small part of the Tukalu etiquette should be retained here.

Everyone was very enthusiastic, but they were also a little confused and didn't know how to arrange it.Because the two rules are used together, many of them are in conflict.Leoric originally asked Zhuog Camus and the ceremonial officer of Wolf City to arrange it together, but the two quarreled not long after. As a last resort, many things still needed to be decided by Leoric himself.

On the other hand, envoys from various tribes have also entered the city one after another.These messengers came with chariots, squires, soldiers and even knights!This matter attracted the attention of everyone in the Northern Expedition Army. The current city security is in charge of the city's overseer Bloser. He found Leoric and said: "Although we have taught that wave of barbarians before, however, These savages will not learn from history, they are all the same way, this group of people came to Wild Wolf City, they will be a bit of a monster, we still have to keep an eye on them, but these guys are nominally invited by His Majesty As a guest here, I don’t look good too much, so what do you think, Your Majesty…?” He pondered and asked Leoric about his attitude.

Leoric thought for a while and said, "Let Flower Fairy keep an eye on them first."

Blosser nodded, thought for a while, and said, "I'm afraid these people are full of tricks, and the flower fairy alone can't keep an eye on them—or let the loyal and unparalleled Crow King teach them a word?"

Leoric waved his hand and said, "No, the visitor is a guest. After all, he is here to eat my wedding wine. It would be inappropriate for the Crow King to scold his head and face when he goes up; besides, I heard that this time Some of the people here are old subordinates of the Crow King, save him some face."

As Blose expected, this group of new barbarians did not learn from the lessons of their predecessors. Some were domineering and oppressed civilians, and some scouted for information as soon as they entered the city. It can be said that they were very disobedient.Some arrogant guys even drank and had fun in Leoric's imperial garden, making a mess.

Blose reported the matter to Leoric truthfully. After hearing this, Leoric just smiled and said: "The barbarians are afraid of power and not virtuous, just scare them. In this way, Isn’t our army practicing every day? Tomorrow let everyone go to the west square of Wild Wolf City to train troops, and then notify all the representatives of the barbarian tribes to invite them to come to the west square of Wild Wolf City to see the military appearance of the Northern Expedition Army. Said that they will be honest in no time!"

It has to be said that Leoric understands these savages.

In the morning of that day, the major corps of the Northern Expedition Army gathered at the assembly west square at six o'clock for an army-wide drill.At the same time, those savages were also "invited" to watch, some came on their own initiative, and some were forced by Blose.Leoric ordered people to build a viewing platform on the city wall in advance, and arranged the seats, so that everyone could see the military appearance of the Northern Expedition Army clearly and without hindrance.

The military parade starts at 06:30 and ends at nine o'clock. At ten o'clock, those who were so arrogant to drink in the imperial garden lined up to apologize at the gate of Leoric. There was blood all over the steps.

In the few days since then, the world in Wild Wolf City has been peaceful.

……

On the eve of the wedding, Drog Camus and Kiki were preparing for the upcoming marriage in a hut.Kiki is writing some blessings and auspicious words on the emerald green card with a quill.This is one of their customs. The bride will write many cards with blessings like writing postcards, and then give them nine gold coins, nine pieces of candy, and a golden horseshoe to the guests who come to the wedding, symbolizing wealth, happiness and happiness. bright future.

At this time, as a bride, Qiqi was very calm, writing the card with a focused expression.However, Drogcamus on the side looked sad and sighed.

So Qiqi raised her head and asked, "Why is mother sighing?"

"I was worried about you, daughter," said Drogcamus.

"What's there to worry about?" Qiqi asked, "Are you still afraid that King Leoric will bully me?"

"No."

The mother sighed and said, "Qiqi, you are still too young to understand the ways of the world as an adult. Let me tell you."

Qiqi nodded, put down the quill in her hand, and said seriously: "Mother, please tell me." As she spoke, a pair of big ears protruded horizontally, like a pair of wings.

Drogcamus then said: "There are three things I am worried about. The first point is that our two identities are not equal. Although King Leoric is from the plateau and we are from the prairie, we are rightly matched. It's the same everywhere. Although King Leoric is a saint, but his status is not equal, it will inevitably cause many problems. For example, how do the servants see you? Do they regard you as the master, or do they also regard you as the servant? people?"