I checked the time, it was already time for the second half.
Sitting in the seat, Yeyu immediately operated the system and started the live broadcast room!
【Ding!The live broadcast has started!Everyone please get ready! 】
[The content of this live broadcast: "Ji Lai Ye Strong Perseverance Endurance"]
After seeing this title, Temari, who was drinking water, spurted out a mouthful of hot water on the spot!
"What, what's the situation? ¨!"
Temari panicked!
"Jiraiya Strong Perseverance Endurance"...
Isn't this the novel I just read? !
And the group began to speculate one after another!
【Kakashi: "This book... I remember it seems to be the autobiography written by Jiraiya-sensei, right? Could this live broadcast be related to Jiraiya-sensei?"】
[Tsunade: "What? It has something to do with him? Then can this live broadcast be released!"]
[Oshemaru: "That's right, it's related to Jiraiya, and it's all things that are not suitable for children, such as women's bathhouses, women's changing rooms, and certain special places."]
【Jiraiya: "Hey, you two don't talk nonsense! I also have serious moments! For example, this book is a serious autobiography! It is definitely not a little emperor!"]
【Thousand-handed Zhujian: "Ah? Little Emperor Uncle? What's going on here?"】
[Onoki: "Don't you know about the first generation? I was also a writer who wrote about the little emperor uncle, and now he is No. 1 on the list of ninja writers?"]
[Thousands of Hands: "Fuck...there is such a thing..."]
[Thousand-handed Zhujian: "Monkey, is this your disciple? How did you teach such a disciple?"]
[Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Eh... Is it wrong to write about the little emperor? Don't be so rigid in your thinking, it's been 60 years since Konoha..."】
【Changjuro: "That's right! Teacher Jiraiya is abandoning his own reputation to benefit the public! This is a noble behavior!"】
[Kakashi: "Yes, you don't know the pain of us single men. Whenever the night is quiet and lonely, Mr. Jiraiya's novels can always accompany us through the long night... Jiraiya Teacher, I have great respect for you!"]
【Jiraiya: "Kakashi and the others are right! What kind of uncle is not the emperor? I just embellished my inner thoughts a little and expressed them in the form of words. It's not as bad as you said! My book is the dream of countless single men, it is a masterpiece!"]
【Kakashi: "Yes! Support Jiraiya-sensei!'】
【Changjuro: "Oppose thought imprisonment! We must look directly at our inner desires!"】
[Naruto: Long live Mr. Jiraiya! 】
……
Good guy, everyone direct good guy!
It's the first time I've seen him write about Uncle Huang, and he speaks so confidently!
Yeyu was also a little confused here.
He didn't expect that this Zilai was quite thick-skinned...
[Then start answering the questions now! 】
[Randomly selecting contestants...]
After hearing this voice, everyone was finally relieved, and suddenly became nervous again!
"It's coming! It's coming again!"
"Oh my god! Don't get me! Last time, that girl called Temari was punished until she passed out!"
"My god, father of the system, please let me go!"
Everyone was terrified to death.
And Yeyu's side.
In fact, the candidate has already been found!
【Ding!Please Ganpei Kisame and Uchiha Itachi, get ready to answer the questions! 】
Two white lights flashed instantly, and then, in the answering space, Uchiha Itachi and Kisame stood in it.
Two people, you look at me, I look at you, dumbfounded...
This Nima...
The two of them are partners!
This system really sucks people!
"Hey! System! Is it another question and answer series this time?"
Kisame asked nervously.
[No, this time I will answer the question multiple times, and many people will be drawn, so please be prepared. 】
Hear this.
In the entire live broadcast room, there was the sound of swish~~ gasping for air!
The screen starts.
Leaf Village.
An exercise field where three logs are assembled.
In the picture is a picture of a young man practicing with 3 little ghosts.
One has white hair, one is a playful little girl, and the other is handsome, fair-skinned, black and straight...
It is the boy Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade who have just become ninja!
They form a three-person team together, led by Sarutobi Hiruzen!
The screen just appeared for less than 5 seconds.
The entire ninja world exploded collectively!
【Kakashi: "Damn! This, is this when Jiraiya-sensei and the others were young!"】
【Namikaze Minato: "`. Jiraiya-sensei really hasn't changed... The three of you can tell at a glance..."】
【Uzumaki Kushina: "Is that Orochimaru?! It looks so cute and cute!"】
【Oshemaru: "Kushina! Don't talk nonsense! Be careful I'll kill you!"】
[Heitu: "Fuck, Orochimaru really looks so cute! She has fair skin, long black hair, like a girl!"]
【Sakura: "That's right! She was so cute when she was a child! But why does she become like this now?"】
【Naruto: "Have you grown disabled?"】
[Inuzuka Ya: "Damn it! Is that really Orochimaru?? If you didn't tell me, I was almost moved just now!"]
【Shikamaru:"………………"】
【Ino: "..."】
【Younv Shino: "Tooth, don't be so ashamed..."】
[Inuzuka Claw: "You don't want to say such idiot words..."]
Faced with a group of people's crazy complaints, at this time, Orochimaru himself, who is located in Tanokuni, turned green with anger!
"These bastards! What the hell are you talking about?!"
"Damn it! It's so irritating!"
Orochimaru slapped the table furiously.
And the few Yinnin under him were all dumbfounded.
Tayuya: "Think, never imagined that Oshemaru-sama looked like this when he was a child... To be honest, it's kind of cute..."
Kidomaru: "Although it seems a bit disrespectful to say that, Oshemaru-sama really looks like a girl..."
Kimomaro: "Shut up, you guys! Even if Master Oshemaru looks like a girl, it is just a special kind of beauty! Master Oshemaru is a special existence that transcends gender, so don't look at him with the eyes of ordinary people. !"
in the group.
More and more girls began to discuss the appearance of Orochimaru.
【Heitu: "Damn! Such a good-looking little devil, now he has turned into a man and a woman, it's really embarrassing..."】
【Oshemaru: "You guys who are riding horses, talk about it again? Believe it or not, I will kill you right away to the Land of Earth!"】
[Senju Bashirama: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Uchiha Madara: "Hashi hot mom, don't be ashamed of your mother, okay? You can cry a little bit when you cry, don't talk nonsense in the live broadcast room!"]
【Senju Hashirama: "But I'm just touched! Maybe in the future I will play the video of me and you when we were young"...】
[Uchiha Madara: "……………………………………………………………"]
[Uchiha Izumi: "Don't do it..." Altar]
【Thousand Hands: "Fuck, we seem to have a lot of black history in the past...Brother, especially you!"】.
Chapter 119 May I ask why Jiraiya is working so hard to become stronger?
[Tsunade: "Don't worry, no matter how much black history you have, I'm afraid there will be no more."
【Oshemaru: "That's right, Zirai, but ever since I met him, he's been making fun of him."】
[Tsunade: "Jiraiya is also a man who put lust into his genes. When Jiraiya was five to 15 years old, people called him a lecherous kid. When he was fifteen to 30 years old, people called him a lecherous youth. When he was thirty to forty-five years old, people called him the lecherous uncle, and after that, he became a lecherous old man.]
[Oshemaru: "Today's live broadcast may be about the voyeuristic history of a lecherous fairy..."]
【Kakashi: "Huh? Isn't that bad? Shouldn't we let the kid in the studio avoid it?"】
【Sakura: "Don't be so nervous, Kakashi-sensei, we... can all stand it!"】
【Inuzuka Teba: "Is there anything unsuitable for children? Hurry up, hurry up!"]
[Heitu: "Yes, hurry up! Who wants to watch the serious video?"]
【Ino: "Release those large-scale images! Let's criticize Jiraiya-sensei!"】
Seeing a group of Xiaoqiang around, their eyes glowing with excitement, Ye Yu's eyes went straight!
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