The slightly weird commander's ship girl tour

Huang Chen stroked his chin, frowning as he looked at the arrogant guy in front of him, but he seemed to be thinking, "Then if I... go up and slap him, will the humans also have no authority to deal with me?"

Chapter 956 Who of you hit me?

After hearing Huang Chen's words, the staff member with long pink hair was stunned.

She stared blankly at Huang Chen, then explained, "If you go up there and do this, the Maritime Administration won't be able to control you, but the Shipgirl Headquarters will definitely take some measures to deal with you."

"Furthermore, if the problem is serious, it may be jointly examined by the headquarters and the Maritime Administration."

Huang Chen showed a gentle smile, "Okay, I already know."

He paused, and just as he was about to step forward, he seemed to remember something. He looked at Anchorage and Xuefeng beside him and said softly, "Don't look at me later. The commander might be violent."

Then he walked over to New Jersey, patted her shoulder, and said with a smile, "Don't be angry, leave it to me."

As he spoke, he looked the 'professional' up and down. Although he appeared fearless on the surface, his constantly dodging gaze showed that he was a little scared in his heart.

"You are her commander? Hehe."

As if sensing Huang Chen's gaze, the man became arrogant again, raised his head and sneered, but did not dare to say anything excessive.

This also shows that this guy is really experienced in these things.

There is nothing wrong with provoking the ship girls. As beings with extraordinary powers, they will not attack ordinary people.

But it’s different when it comes to provoking the opponent’s commander. Many ship girls are like this. They can sulk, but they will never allow their commander to be insulted.

If you accidentally over-stimulate them, the opponent's ship girl will easily ignore you and attack you directly.

"Honey." New Jersey turned her head with an annoyed look on her face. She had never met such a shameless and scoundrel guy.

But due to the relationship between ship girls and humans, there was nothing they could do to him for a while.

Even if the commander came forward now, she couldn't think of any good solution for a moment.

After hesitating for a moment, she leaned against Huang Chen and whispered, "Forget it. The Maritime Administration will definitely give us an explanation."

Although there is indeed no way to deal with this guy now, as long as we follow the procedures and send him to the Maritime Administration, they will definitely give a satisfactory result.

Although I can't do it myself, I feel relieved that I can make him get the punishment he deserves.

But after hearing New Jersey's words, the man was not afraid at all. Instead, he smiled expectantly and said, "Maritime Administration? Ah, yes, yes, send me to the Maritime Administration quickly. I can't wait."

Such shameless words made New Jersey frown again. Although he didn't make any big movements, his right hand was clenched into a fist.

A staff member from the nearby branch office also frowned and shouted, "Watch your words, or you might commit an even more serious offense!"

The man sneered, seemed to restrain himself a little, and said no more.

Huang Chen gently patted the girl's shoulder to calm her down, then looked at the 'professional' and smiled, "Are you so impatient to be sent to the Maritime Administration?"

"What? So many questions. Do you think there's any other solution?" The man laughed, his expression returning to disdain once again, but he quickly calmed down and spread his hands helplessly. "I'm doing this for your own good. What else do you have?"

He said, looking at the staff member who had just spoken, "Right, I cooperated so well with the work, how can I be charged with an even greater crime..."

The staff members looked gloomy, obviously they had never seen such a difficult guy.

The man suddenly felt quite proud, and with a glance, he saw a big hand suddenly waving up, followed by a crisp slap.

"Snapped--"

The professional was completely stunned, then looked aside in disbelief, "Who among you will hit me?"

The slap just now was so fast that he didn't even see who hit him.

But since it's so fast, she must be a ship girl without a doubt.

The staff member beside him was stunned. Although he didn't understand why, he laughed at the red slap mark on the man's face. Then he said with disdain, "Who wants to come into contact with your stinky face?"

The professional's face suddenly turned red, like the color of pig liver, and then he shouted sternly, "How dare you hit me? The ship girl hit me! The ship girl hit me..."

"Snapped--"

Before he could finish his words, he was slapped again, quickly and harshly.

The man just felt confused and didn't know who hit him.

He looked around blankly, only to see several ship girls beside him giggling, and the unknown commander looking at him with a half-smile.

"It's you, you hit me!"

The man suddenly realized it and shouted, "The commander hit someone..."

"Snapped--"

Another slap, and it was faster and more urgent than the previous one.

Huang Chen shook his head slightly, looked at the confused professional, and said with a smile, "Don't talk nonsense, who hit you?"

"You, you hit me." The professional's voice trembled. He reached out to touch his cheek, only to feel that his cheek was red. The slightest touch caused him to feel piercing pain.

Huang Chen put his hands behind his back and shook his head slightly, "You are slandering me. I am just an ordinary person. How could I hit you without anyone noticing?"

After hearing this, the professional was also stunned. His eyes trembled as he looked at the several ship girls beside him, "Could it be..."

"Haha, there is no record of us using ship equipment today, how could it be us?" The staff sneered.

She actually didn't quite understand what was going on. Without using her ship suit, she couldn't see clearly who slapped the man.

But judging by the current situation, it is quite satisfying.

"Okay. Okay. You actually teamed up to bully an ordinary person like me." The man felt the sting on his face, looked around, and said fiercely, "I will report it to the KanColle headquarters. It must be one of you who beat me up."

As he spoke, he deliberately glanced at Huang Chen.

Although he didn't know why, he felt that the strange commander in front of him was the most likely candidate.

"Report?" Huang Chen looked at him suspiciously, "When do you plan to report?"

"Of course it will be after this matter is over, the day after tomorrow, or even tomorrow..." The man sneered, but was interrupted by Huang Chener with a wave of his hand.

"Do you think this matter will be over tomorrow?" Huang Chen asked him with a smile, "You slandered a major general, do you think this matter will be over tomorrow?"

"Who? Who is the major general?" The man was stunned, and then his face changed. He stared at Huang Chen in horror, "You are lying. How could there be such a young major general?"

"Who knows?" Huang Chen shrugged and looked at the staff beside him. "This is no longer a petty theft. He humiliated me like this. This is an insult to the entire commander group!"

Chapter 957: Successful Pretending

Different situations require different approaches.

At first, this "professional" could only be considered as selling counterfeit and shoddy products, and the actual situation was not particularly serious.

To put it bluntly, they were just selling fake goods, and the amount of money involved was not particularly high. After all, there was only one transaction.

In this case, even though the Kancolle Division arrested her, they couldn't do anything.

Of course it is impossible to detain them, so they can only be sent to the Maritime Administration and dealt with by the human government.

However, since the matter involves the relationship between humans and ship girls, once it falls into the hands of the Maritime Administration, it will definitely be dealt with to the maximum extent.

But even if the case is dealt with to the maximum extent, this matter is actually just about selling counterfeit and shoddy products. It is impossible to just lock him up for decades.

Therefore, this "professional" is extremely arrogant.

But now it’s different. Huang Chen directly accused him of slandering the commander.

It sounds funny, but it's actually true. Slandering the commander is a more serious problem than petty theft.

After all, as the link between ship girls and humans, the commander, although in the ship girl camp, is still a human being and can be regarded as a bridge between humans and ship girls.

It is the key to maintaining the relationship between humans and ship girls.

Compared with the ship girls who possess various Zenith technologies, the humans in this world seem too weak.

If it weren't for the ship girls, they would have been destroyed by the Sirens long ago.

In this case, if someone slanders the commander, even a major general among the commanders, it will undoubtedly be taken seriously by the Maritime Administration and the headquarters, and then jointly reviewed.

As soon as Huang Chen finished speaking, the man seemed to realize the seriousness of the problem. His face turned pale and his previous arrogance disappeared. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong. I shouldn't have sold camera models..."

"Still looking at the camera model. Do you think this is still about the camera?" Huang Chen shook his head. He didn't want to say anything more to this guy. He pulled New Jersey and turned away.

The staff members all had expressions of joy on their faces, sweeping away their previous anger, and quickly escorted the "professional" away.

The two returned to Anchorage and Yukikaze, the pink-haired staff member being away for the time being.

New Jersey Face followed behind Huang Chen. His face was no longer as confident as usual, but rather embarrassed. "It's been a long time since I interacted with ordinary people..."

"It's not your problem, it's his problem." Huang Chen knew what the girl wanted to say as soon as he heard it, and comforted her with a smile.

Ship girls generally have simple minds. Even ship girls like Amagi Jinto, who are known for their strategies, rarely have any messy thoughts in their minds.

Compared with humans, this seems too simple.

The same was true of the "professional" just now. He knew that the ship girls could not attack ordinary people, and that the headquarters had no authority to penalize ordinary people with two points, but he became extremely arrogant.

You have to know that when you live under someone's roof, you have to bow your head.

The 'professional' was just controlled by the ship girl. Whether it was temporary confinement, detention, extended transfer time, or other methods, it was enough to make that guy drink a pot.

But those staff members just now really had no idea what to do.

Even if New Jersey goes up, it will just be a waste of anger.

This seemed extremely absurd to Huang Chen. He had originally thought of going up and beating that guy up, but then he thought, why would it be so troublesome?

"Teacher... so awesome." Anchorage whispered, and Xuefeng blinked his red eyes and his furry ears twitched.

After they chatted for a while, a staff member with long pink hair came over and said with an embarrassed look on her face, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect something like this to happen."

I originally brought Huang Chen and others here because I thought that guy could apologize quickly.

It doesn't make sense that not only did he not apologize, but he was so arrogant. Although the problem was solved in the end, it was also due to Huang Chen.

In this way, we can imagine what his experience of this trip was like. Needless to say, it must have been quite bad.

As she spoke, she handed over a small box. "This is our branch's compensation for your loss. We also include a camera. I hope you have a good experience."

Inside the small box was an envelope and a camera that was exactly the same model as the one purchased in New Jersey.

The staff member with long pink hair handed over the small box with a very sincere tone.

"It's okay. In fact, I feel pretty good about it. I even put on a show." Huang Chen said with a smile, looking down at the camera, "Compensation... forget it. The camera is considered to be bought by us, so just take it."

He said, taking the camera and pushing the rest of the stuff back.

The pink-haired staff member was still a little embarrassed and pushed the box forward again. Huang Chen smiled gently and continued to comfort her, "I know what you mean, but... if I accept this compensation, wouldn't it make me look like I'm blackmailing you?"

"That's not what I meant." The staff member was shocked.

"I know that's not what you meant, but we really can't accept this compensation." Huang Chen gently pushed the box back.

Seeing his determination, the staff member could only take the box back. After hesitating for a moment, he said, "Although I thank you for this incident, I hope you won't pretend to be the Commander-in-Chief next time..."

Huang Chen was stunned when he heard this, and then he understood what the other party meant.

He exchanged a glance with New Jersey and the others, looking worried and puzzled, and then said with a smile, "Why do you think I'm pretending to be a major general?"

"Eh..." The pink-haired ship girl was stunned for a moment. She stared at Huang Chen blankly for a long time before she tentatively said, "But, there shouldn't be such a young major general. You look only in your twenties."

She whispered, hiding a sentence in her heart:

Although you are only in your twenties and already have three ship girls, you can expect to become a major general in the future, but pretending to be a major general now is a very serious mistake.

Huang Chen laughed out loud, tapped Xuefeng's head who was already impatient, then took out his commander's ID from his pocket and opened it.

"Come to think of it, I'm not that young anymore."

The pink-haired ship girl was stunned, her eyes swept over the certificate, and then she was stunned and became confused, "Surprisingly, it's really a major general..."

Huang Chen didn't say anything, but a faint smile quietly appeared on his face. Is this the feeling of successfully pretending to be cool?

He put the document away, but suddenly heard screams and commotion in the distance.

"Catch him, catch him quickly, don't let him run away!"

Chapter 958 Kind Passerby

Several shouts were heard not far away, followed by various noisy sounds, causing some confusion in the area.

A short-haired, round-faced shipgirl hurried over, panting heavily and saying, "No, it's bad, Chief, that guy ran away."