The Stand in the Everyday World
Page 100
Although she tied her hair into a ponytail and wore contact lenses, compared with the other three lively Futaba Rios, this simple change in appearance was less likely to be noticed by others.
194. Sensitive Mrs. Sayuri
Looking at the clock on the wall, Fujii Shunsuke smiled and said, "It's getting late. You're definitely going to be late today, but the first thing you do when you wake up is to say good morning."
Seeing the half-smile in Fujii Shunsuke's eyes, Futaba Rio, who cleaned up her face and restored her cold expression, dared not look at him again and whispered, "Who, who told you to be so... that last night? I have such a clear memory, but there is no trace on my body. Don't you think it's a bit too much, Fujii?"
Fujii Shunsuke nodded repeatedly: "Excessive, of course it is excessive, and I think this is a good tradition. We should continue to maintain it and pass it on. The new Futaba Rio that appears in the future should also do the same."
Rio with a ponytail gave Fujii Shunsuke a blank look, said nothing, and went to wash herself.
The reason why she had to take a shower despite the tight schedule was that even though she had not participated in the extremely tragic chicken-eating competition last night, the problem was that there was no clean place in this room...
So even though she didn't do anything, her body was stuck with some messy stuff the moment she was separated. If she dared to go to school without taking a shower... As someone whose presence in the class is higher than Kato Megumi and Hikigaya Hachiman, it seems that nothing will happen to her, right?
Seeing that the girl with the single ponytail didn't want to pay attention to him, Fujii Shunsuke shrugged and followed her into the bathroom.
"Wait! Why did you come in? You're going to be late!"
"I'll take a shower too. I'm definitely late anyway, so it doesn't matter if I'm a few minutes late."
"A few minutes? You want me a few minutes?" Rio felt like laughing for a moment, "Do you think I don't remember what happened last night?"
"Emmmm, since you have the memory, don't you want to give it a try, Rio?"
"But, but I separated from my main body just to go to class..."
The ponytail Rio showed an expression of excitement, and Fujii Shunsuke wondered if he had gone too far yesterday. Would all the newly separated Futaba Rios turn out like this? That would be a bit bad.
In the end, Shunsuke Fujii let Rio go. After all, it would be unreasonable for Xiaojing to accept if both of them took leave at the same time.
Rio with a single ponytail was clearly refusing just now, but when Fujii Shunsuke said that he really had no intention of touching Dior, a look of regret appeared on her face.
"So, what are we going to do next?"
In the bathroom, mist was rising. Rio with a single ponytail was washing her hair when she suddenly spoke.
"With so many Futaba Rios all of a sudden, how are we going to live in the future? Although they rarely come back, there are at least two or three months a year when mom and dad will be at home."
"Well, you're asking this question only now. I thought you didn't care at all, Rio." Fujii Shunsuke was applying shampoo to Rio, who had a single ponytail.
"It's because the original body is a fool and she was too embarrassed to ask. As for the others, the first thing I knew after waking up was to go crazy with you. In the end, I'm the only one left to be the bad guy." Rio with single ponytail said with a bit of dissatisfaction.
"Don't worry, I will solve this problem soon." Fujii Shunsuke kept moving his hands, "Eri, you know, I will go to Mrs. Sayuri and use the power of the Sawamura family to make a new identity certificate for you."
Rio with a single ponytail was stunned: "Is it okay to be exposed?"
"That's why I have to go find Mrs. Sayuri. Otherwise, I have someone more convenient."
.........
A certain convenient woman, Momobami Kirari, suddenly sneezed in the car.
"President, do you have a cold?"
Igarashi Qinghua immediately handed over the handkerchief with both hands, looking nervous.
"Thanks, Tsinghua."
Momobami Kirari took the handkerchief with a hint of doubt in her eyes, but also a sense of relief. Fortunately, it happened in the car, otherwise if this happened during a meeting with other student union members, it would damage her image.
.........
After helping Rio with single ponytail to wash her body, Fujii Shunsuke first asked for leave from Xiaojing, ignored the other party's iron fist threat and hung up the phone directly. Then, while having breakfast with Futaba Rio who was still sleeping in bed, he called Mrs. Sayuri.
"Xiaojun, how come you have time to contact me in the morning? Do you need me to show up at the police station again?"
When the call was connected, Mrs. Sayuri said with a hint of laziness and teasing in her tone.
"Mrs. Sayuri, please stop teasing me." Even though he knew that the other party couldn't see him, Fujii Shunsuke still gave a French military salute, "I have something serious to do this time."
"Hmm, so you only think of me when you have something important to do? Since you went to high school, you rarely come to see Eriri and me on weekdays."
"With our relationship, we don't need to worry about those empty words." Fujii Shunsuke laughed awkwardly twice, then asked directly, "Mrs. Sayuri, do you know about puberty syndrome?"
Shunsuke Fujii did not beat around the bush and asked again seemingly unintentionally so as not to let the other party notice. Mrs. Sayuri was someone he could absolutely trust, and Shunsuke Fujii believed that she would never do anything bad to him, so he chose to be straight to the point.
"Puberty syndrome? What is that, the medical term?"
——Even Mrs. Sayuri, who is at the upper end of the society, doesn’t know about it. It seems that this adolescent syndrome either lasts for a very short time and is very hidden, or it is absolutely secret, so secret that not many people in the entire Sakurajima are qualified to know about it.
However, considering that even Futaba Rio and Azusagawa Sakuta knew about this urban legend, Fujii Shunsuke felt that the former was more likely.
After all, the phenomenon that psychological problems are more likely to occur during adolescence requires at least a society that is rich in material goods but lacks spiritual energy. Otherwise, do you see such a saying in ancient times or African countries? And which country in the world has the most psychological problems among teenagers?
Ugly country!
As for Sakurajima, we have to wait until at least the Heisei era.
Moreover, looking at the symptoms of puberty syndrome in the original work such as Mai Sakurajima, Tomoe Koga, Rio Futaba, etc., it is difficult for anyone else to notice it except the parties involved.
Among them, the brother and sister Azusagawa Sakuta and Azusagawa Kaede had a big fight, but it can also be explained by common sense. Azusagawa Sakuta caused an incident in which he was sent to the hospital, which was considered by others as a bad fight, and Azusagawa Kaede was even believed to have self-harmed because he could not bear the mental stimulation. People around them, including their parents, did not believe them at all.
Therefore, even if the person suffering from puberty syndrome takes the initiative to post the whole story online for help, few people will believe it. Perhaps this is the reason why urban legends about puberty syndrome are circulated on the Internet. Seeing those confident posts, everyone is half-believing and half-doubting and just watching for fun.
——But the setting is similar to "Charlotte". They won't suddenly set up a research institute for me in the end, right?
【Daily World】
The system suddenly chirped.
——Yes, yes, as long as you are happy.
Fujii Shunsuke perfunctorily answered the system, and then roughly recounted what happened to Futaba Rio, and then said: "So now I need you, Mrs. Sayuri, to help me make a few identity certificates, the authentic ones, so that other Futaba Rios can also appear in society openly."
"So, Xiaojun, are you at Xiaoliyang's house now?"
However, after hearing such a huge amount of information and such a world-shaking thing, Mrs. Sayuri's first focus seemed to be a little off.
"Uh, yes."
"Still helping with breakfast?"
".......You really know me."
"And Rio and the others, they're not still in bed and unable to get up, are they?"
"........"
Fujii Shunsuke sweated profusely, Mrs. Sayuri, your guess is too accurate, do you know me so well! ?
"Well, Xiaojun is really popular, but in this case, why should I help?" Mrs. Sayuri asked a soul-searching question, "It seems that my stupid daughter can't win, so what is the relationship between you and me, Xiaojun?"
Shunsuke Fujii was speechless. He cheated on his partner's daughter and was discovered by his future mother-in-law who doted on him. What should he do now?
"Okay, don't be so tense. This is actually not easy to do. If you want to make a perfect identity proof, the kind where you can find past traces and witnesses by checking their resumes, and even your non-existent elementary school classmates and neighbors can make one up for you, then you'd better go find your cool girlfriend."
Mrs. Sayuri's tone returned to laziness: "Otherwise I can't do it, or even if I do it, there will be many loopholes. My father can still have some such identities, but Xiaojun, you probably don't want him to know, after all, the old man is a typical political creature."
"Looking for Kirari..." Fujii Shunsuke was a little hesitant about Momobami Amen, "She is just my fake girlfriend, she won't... After all, she is the head of the Hyakuba family, right?"
If it was an ordinary matter, even if it was worth tens or hundreds of billions, Fujii Shunsuke would not mind Momobami Kirari knowing it, after all, she was a little crazy, but with such a magical thing as puberty syndrome, he was afraid that it would just hit her G-spot.
If Momobami Kirari has other thoughts... Fujii Shunsuke doesn't want to waste such a beautiful woman, otherwise it would be a pity.
"Why don't you try this and know? Maybe it's not what you think." Mrs. Sayuri began to ask the riddle.
"Also, remember to come to my house for dinner this week and help Eriri draw a comic book. Don't make excuses for not coming, okay?"
Mrs. Sayuri was so enthusiastic and caring. What else could Fujii Shunsuke say? He could only reply, "It's been a long time since I tasted your cooking, Mrs. Sayuri. I will definitely come over this weekend."
"What are you thinking about? Come here and remember to cook."
".......good."
ps: The leader is not a human being, so today is a 3000-word chapter
195. One-year agreement
Unexpectedly, he was unable to deal with Mrs. Sayuri, so Shunsuke Fujii left a message on a piece of paper on the dining table and had to go to Hyakkaou Academy to find Momobami Kirari.
"Oh, why are you here during morning class again today? I thought that since last time, Junsuke you wouldn't come here at this time again."
Still not attending class properly, Momobami Kirari, who was hiding in the student council room, crossed her legs and said, feeling a little surprised.
"Isn't it okay for me to just come and see you?" Shunsuke Fujii pulled a chair and sat opposite Momobami Kirari.
Facing Shunsuke Fujii's flirtatious words, Momobami Kirari smiled instead: "Then Shunsuke, you have to speed up the process. In the past few days, Yumeko has defeated Mawang, and Feng is still fine now."
"I've started a war between us men as soon as I arrived, Qi Luoli, this is the typical behavior of a beautiful concubine who brings disaster to troubled times."
"Really? But the king now is not you, but me. You must try your best to please me."
"Then you are actively and frequently inciting internal fights among your subordinates, Qi Luoli, are you afraid?"
"You're really interesting, Shunsuke, for thinking like that."
Judging from the words they said, the two seemed to be at odds with each other, but the atmosphere on the scene seemed very harmonious. They drank tea, ate snacks, and chatted happily while looking at the dazzling array of fish in the glass.
"By the way, the last time I saw Meiari Saotome, she was defeated in the official battle. Have you finished her life plan?" Shunsuke Fujii said as if he suddenly remembered something.
"Well, Meiari is a very good child. We admire her very much. Luna has already prepared her life plan. Do you want to take a look, Shunsuke?"
Momobami Kirari was not surprised that Fujii Shunsuke brought up this matter, and took out a few A4 papers from the drawer. It was these small pieces of paper that decided the life of a girl whose appearance and talent surpassed 99% of the outstanding girls in the world.
Shunsuke Fujii took the life plan and glanced through it. Just as Momobami Kirari said, they were very optimistic about Saotome Meiari and treated her very well. There were two main requirements in the plan. One was to become the wife of a certain congressman, and the other was to have children starting at the age of 23, with a total of three children, and then send the heir to Hyakkaou Academy when she was 39 years old. There were almost no other requirements, which was an explosion of preferential treatment.
You have to know that a useless boy like Ryouta Suzui will probably be exploited for the rest of his life.
Now all Meiari Saotome has to do is lie down, and she will be guaranteed the title of wife of an upper-class congressman in the future. Even though the congressman is potbellied and not young anymore, her age is just right for her to take her son to get his gold coins. This kind of opportunity is something many group-buying celebrities dare not even think about.
After reading it, Fujii Shunsuke put the life plan in his arms and said, "Then let me take care of Saotome Meiari. Transfer her ownership to me."
Momobami Kirari picked up the teacup and took a sip: "Well, this has been the case from the beginning. If you want it, Junsuke, just take it and use it."
"Do you need the student council to first give this life plan to Mayari and then you can come forward? In addition to candy, you also need a whip to tame livestock."
"Qiluoli, you actually think so much about me. Is this what it feels like to have a good wife? I'm so touched."
Shunsuke Fujii said some cheesy words because he wanted to test Mrs. Sayuri's unnecessary words.
However, seeing Momobami Kirari's expression remained the same as usual, with even her eyelashes not trembling at all, he felt a little ashamed again.
"Are you infatuated with me? It's completely normal, but Junsuke, please don't let me down."
"Tsk, I can't wait to see your face when you lose everything. Let's just ignore that Dou Shengtian guy and have a gamble right now. The stakes are everything to us."
"That's a pity. Although I am also very happy to gamble with you, Shunsuke, since it is gambling, the stakes must be equal, isn't that the prerequisite for gambling?" Momobami Kirari put down the teacup and showed a creepy smile, "So hurry up and hunt, turn all the members of the student council into your slaves, and then use all their value to gamble with me again."
The blood-red eyes were fixed on Fujii Shunsuke, and Momobami Kirari seemed to have transformed into some horrible thing covered in human skin, but not human, in an instant.
If an ordinary person was stared at like this, he would definitely be scared to death, but Fujii Shunsuke spread his hands without any pressure and said exaggeratedly: "Wow, this is how you treat your subordinates? It's so inhumane."
"Whether to gamble is up to you. I won't interfere. But if you want to take the position of student council president of Hundred Flower King Academy from me, you will need this many chips."
"...So Bantian is just the position of student council president?"
"Let's bet a little bigger. Even if you win, Shunsuke, the other branches of the Hyakuma family won't just stand by and watch."
"But this bet is totally insignificant to you, Kirari!"
"So once you win the position of student council president of Hyakkaou Academy, Shunsuke, and use that as a basis for growth and expansion, we can bet even more next time."
“…So lame.”
"Ok?"
Momobami Kirari raised her eyebrows.
"I mean, Kirari, you are so lame. Your character is ruined. You are the strongest student council president and the head of the Hyakuku clan, but this is the end?"
Shunsuke Fujii tried to anger Momobami Kirari just like Jabami Yumeko angered Nishidoin Yuriko, and the sentence at the end of the sentence, "That's it?" was full of disdain.
But Momobami Kirari is not comparable to Nishidouin Yuriko. She drank her tea calmly and said, "Then please wait and see, Shunsuke."
Seeing that Momobami Kirari didn't react, Fujii Shunsuke shrugged, leaned back in his seat and started drinking tea, while continuing to chat as if nothing had happened.
"Nonsense, Kirori, have you ever heard of puberty syndrome?"
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