The Stand in the Everyday World

The sound of flesh pounding.

"Senior, you——"

"Ha ha....."

Shunsuke Fujii gasped.

"when--"

"Alas--"

The sound of dry gauze and longevity leaves leaking air.

"When you have time... Senior Fujii, I don't know whether I should say this or not." Kitagawa Kaimeng said cautiously, "Could it be that you are talking to Mashiro-chan now? Am I disturbing you?"

——Oh no, I’m exposed!

Fujii Shunsuke was startled and pushed forward quickly, his body stopped moving, and said hurriedly: "Haimeng, Haimeng, what are you talking about!"

The position was breached, and the shells were fired continuously, re-fired, and burst fired at the target. Qian Sha Shouye could not bear it any longer, and the corners of her tightly clenched mouth could not help but open slightly, her face flushed: "Hmm——————"

"......." Fujii Shunsuke was silent.

I couldn't help it for a moment, this seems to be a bit bad.

But in the scene just now, if time had stopped, it would have been very unpleasant not being able to see Inusha Touye's changing expressions in real time.

"Maji, are Senpai and Mashiro-chan really doing that? That's awesome!"

Kitagawa Umi's excited voice came from the phone, and Fujii Shunsuke seemed to see her jumping across the table.

"This kind of plot actually exists. It's great. I never thought that I would be able to experience this kind of plot one day. Am I the victim? Am I a tool? This is really great!"

???

343.Senior, where are you now? I’ll be there soon!

"Hey, hey, hey, senior, are you and Mashiro-chan at home now, or in the wild, or in a public place? Besides me, has anyone else called you at this time? Did the other party find out or not? Have you been doing this for a long time? Have you ever played like this before? Does the caller like you, senior, or Mashiro-chan? And..."

Kitagawa Umi asked excitedly and continuously like a machine gun.

On the other side, both Fujii Shunsuke and Inui Sasuke were silent.

Having just finished such a tough offensive and defensive battle, both of them were temporarily exhausted and just kept gasping for breath.

Since the truth has been discovered, there's no point in hiding it anymore.

After a long time without a reply, Kitagawa Haimeng seemed to understand something. She covered her phone with her small hand and whispered, "Was that what happened just now? Was it because of my phone call?"

——Yes, yes, it’s all because of you. How about it? Do you feel involved?

Shunsuke Fujii complained in his heart that he was a little confused about Kitagawa Umi.

Is this the second dimension? It’s so scary.

"Ahem, Hai Meng, why are you so excited? Your reaction isn't right. It shouldn't be that kind...that kind..."

Shunsuke Fujii was a little stuck. He didn't know how to say, "I think you should be very sad at this time. Wouldn't that make him seem too narcissistic?"

"Hahaha." Kitagawa Umi scratched the back of his head and laughed heartily, "After all, it's Mashiro-chan. I was mentally prepared when I went to Senpai's house to measure the size last time. If it was Mashiro-chan, it would definitely be like this, so I was mentally prepared a long time ago."

"And similar plots, I've wanted to experience them when I was reading comics and playing games. Didn't I talk about this with my senior last time? In Wet 2, my favorite scene is the one where the male protagonist and the arrogant young lady do it in the auditorium in front of all the teachers and students in the school. I can't help it at all. It's exciting just thinking about it. I also want to do it once."

“It’s a shame that I’m not the protagonist this time, but it feels good to be the victim.”

——You are nothing but a victim!

In Shunsuke Fujii’s mind… no, he just started to complain!

"Eh?" Kitagawa Umi was stunned, "Am I not considered a victim?"

"Of course it doesn't count!"

"I like you, Senpai. In the comics, a woman who turns into a sow will receive a call from her husband, boyfriend, or someone who likes her. Senpai, you are receiving a call from me now. Am I not a victim?"

"Who are you calling a sow?"

Originally, after hearing Kitagawa Umi's straightforward confession, Fujii Shunsuke didn't know how to respond, but after hearing her analogy, he was speechless.

“Hehehe, that’s probably it, it’s a metaphor.”

Shunsuke Fujii seemed to be able to see Kitagawa Umi on the other side grinning and making the scissors hand gesture.

He finally understood that Kitagawa Umi was probably a bit of a cuckold and a masochist. And judging from her nonchalant tone, was she a harem lover?

"You say you like me, but I can't tell at all. Would a victim have this attitude when encountering such a thing?"

"Emmmm, but after all, I feel like I can't win against my opponent Mashiro-chan. If it's Eriri-senpai, I think I still have a chance of winning, and the same goes for Sagiri-chan."

Inui Sashouye, who had come to her senses, gently poked Fujii Shunsuke's side and whispered, "Master Fujii, is this Marin? Can you please hang up the phone first? I feel uncomfortable like this. Let's talk to her after we both put on our clothes."

Fujii Shunsuke shook his head and gently stroked Inui Sasuke's head. His mouth did not stop, and he fiddled with her small cylinder a few times, causing the little girl to whimper and said, "Sasuke, one time is not enough for me."

"But, but..." Qian Sha Shouye's face flushed. Although she said this, her face showed an expression that she wanted to continue to be bullied.

"Um...senior, is that Mashiro-chan on the other end?" Kitagawa Umi's hesitant voice came from the phone.

Fujii Shunsuke looked at Inui Sasuke, whose face changed drastically and who kept shaking her head, and after thinking for a while he said, "No."

"Hey——, who is that?!!!"

"It's Sayoha."

"Sashouba?"

"That's the Lord Zhu Zhu you mentioned."

"Master Fujii!" Inui Sasuke finally couldn't stand it anymore and punched Fujii Shunsuke with her fists. "How can you say such a thing to others?"

"Master Zhu Zhu... Could it be that, Master Zhu Zhu?!" Kitagawa Kaimeng's voice was trembling, as if she had been betrayed, "Didn't we agree to go see Master Zhu Zhu together? Why is Master Zhu Zhu with you, Senior?!"

"You gave me her contact information, and I added her and asked her about it. Then she came to see me. Her original target... well, was me. She's a fan of my books." The Italian cannon reloaded its ammunition, and Fujii Shunsuke explained as he launched another offensive, "It just so happens that I was thinking of taking a cosplay photo of Mayoi Hachikuji, and Sasuha is just the right person, so we took the photo together."

"You went to bed right after meeting? I'm so disillusioned!"

"So, I'm not her idol, so this should be normal...right?"

After all, it was the first time Shunsuke Fujii met his fanatical fans, so he wasn't quite sure.

Kitagawa Umi put her index finger to her lips and nodded: "Emmmm, that's true."

——She actually accepted it just like that!

"So, seniors, where are you now? Tell me quickly, I'll be there soon!"

"Is there any connection between these conversations?"

"Because I'm also a fan of Zhu Zhu-sama. I really, really, really like Zhu Zhu-sama. I'm a die-hard fan of Zhu Zhu-sama!" Kitagawa Umi suddenly spoke at high speed, "Also, Zhu Zhu-sama's real name is Inui Sashouye, so cute! Is her cosplay name Zhu Zhu because her name is Sashouye?"

"No, I'm asking you."

"This is not a name I got... Mr. Fujii, why did you say my real name when you have a cosplay name?"

"Sorry, sorry, let me tell you Marin's real name. Her name is Kitagawa Umi, and she's my junior at the same school. Now we're even."

"It's useless to know her real name..."

"Oh, oh, Senior, is Lady Zhu Zhu also that cute without makeup in real life? Does she have big eyes? What's her skin like? Is her hair fine? Hey, hey, hey, Senior, what does it feel like to have a close contact with Lady Zhu Zhu? I'm very curious!"

"Forehead......"

"So let me come, let me come, let me come, let me come, let me come, I can't bear it anymore!"

344. Kitagawa Umi is on the way

"I personally don't mind this request, but there's another person. You can ask Sashouye."

Shunsuke Fujii turned on the speaker of the phone and placed it on Inusha Suzuha's chest.

"Master Zhu Zhu, would you like me to go over and join you——"

"do not want!"

"Hahahahahahaha, I got rejected before I could even finish my sentence!"

"Well, that's it. Sorry, Haimeng." Fujii Shunsuke took back the phone. "If you want to meet Zhu Zhu, you'd better wait until next time."

"How can you do this... Can I wait until you guys are done before I go?"

"So I said no!"

Qian Sha Shouye couldn't help but yell, how shameless is that hot girl opposite? Why does she have to come over at this time?

It turns out that I hate this kind of person the most!

"But I really want to meet Master Zhu Zhu as soon as possible. Master Zhu Zhu, if you are shy, we can be honest with each other!"

"Is that the problem? Is that the problem? Not only now, I definitely don't want to see you in the future!"

"pat"

Shunsuke Fujii could hear the sound of a cell phone hitting the floor on the other side.

"Um, Sayoha, Umi is not the kind of cosplayer you think she is." Fujii Shunsuke felt that it was time for him to stand up and say something "fair". "You'll know once you get in touch with her. She is the kind of cosplayer who has very high standards for cosplay. She wouldn't just do a cosplay for fun without knowing anything about the work and the character just because the clothes are pretty. The last time she played Shizuku was a character from Wet 2. She has played this little yellow at least three times."

"As for the character she wants to cosplay next, it's Nikaidou Shion from "Flower Princess Retsu!!". She has collected all the DVDs of this anime, and even has a lot of pendants of this character hanging on her school bag."

"Yes, is that so?" Qian Sha Shouye's attitude softened a little, "Then I'm going to test her."

"Master Zhu Zhu, please feel free to interrogate me!" Kitagawa Kaimeng instantly resurrected on the spot, "Also, I don't plan to do a cosplay of Shion Tan."

"Why, don't you like this role very much?"

"Because I'm not too short, I feel different from Shion-tan who is small and slender, right? Although I can ignore these and just do it because I like her, but I don't want to ruin the impression because I like her. If I want to cosplay, I want to be as close to the character as possible. That's about it."

“So if I release “Flower Princess Retsu!!”, I’d like to cosplay as Onee-sama Yaon.”

——What? Isn’t this kind of person my favorite type of COSER?

Qiansha Shouye was greatly shocked.

——I knew nothing about Marlene, so I assumed that she wasn’t taking her cosplay seriously, but she’s definitely not the kind of girl that people would find annoying.

“I’m sorry, please forgive me, wuwuwuwuwu——Ah, please… Fujii-sama, don’t… go at this time!”

Qian Sha Shouye burst into tears with both her upper and lower mouths out of guilt.

Seeing the loli crying in front of him, Fujii Shunsuke couldn't help but take action again, letting Inui Sasuke ascend to heaven while crying.

"Ha, what do you want to forgive?" Kitagawa Haimeng was stunned, "Senior, please don't mate with me at this crucial moment of heart-to-heart talk!"

"Sorry, I couldn't help it because Sasuke was so cute just now."

"Senior, are you... a sadist?"

"Emmmm." Shunsuke Fujii recalled his experiences with Yomizuki Luna and Jabami Yumeko, "It should be a little bit."

"Lady Zhu Zhu's body is very delicate, don't do anything to her, come at me if you want to!" Kitagawa Haimeng said righteously, "Lady Zhu Zhu, although I don't know why you apologized just now, but you must have agreed with me, so now let me take your place--"

"No." Qian Sha Shouye refused again.

"Hey——, Master Zhu Zhu, don't you agree with me?!"

“But we still can’t meet.”

"Why?! I thought I passed!"

"Because it's so embarrassing!"

"I won't laugh at Master Zhu Zhu!"

"Not as long as I see you!" Qian Sha Shouye was very dissatisfied. She didn't want to meet someone who knew about her embarrassing experience in real life. "We can communicate online, but we definitely don't need to meet in real life!"

Kitagawa Umi was devastated.

"Hai Meng, Sashouye and I are now at the abandoned school scene in XX studio. If you can make it, come over. Maybe we will just finish by then and can go out for dinner together." Fujii Shunsuke suddenly revealed the address.

"Master Fujii, I'm really getting angry. I'm going to ignore you. I hate you the most!"

Kanesa Suzuha, who was already sobbing, burst into tears again with a "wow".