The Stand in the Everyday World

Tsurumi Rumi quietly hid behind Fujii Shunsuke, hugged Fujii Shunsuke's thighs with both hands, only showing her face, and apologized pitifully but honestly: "Yes, I'm sorry, Yukino mother, I didn't notice it was you, I was wrong."

".........kindness?"

The chill that had just been emitted seemed to come back to her in an instant, and Yukinoshita Yukino did not move.

There are others who have also been silenced.

After more than ten seconds, Yuigahama Yui's stuttering words came out: "Little, little friend, what is your name? You...did you recognize the wrong person? Xiaojun and Xiaoxue, how could they be your parents? He, they are still high school students now."

When Yuigahama Yui thought that Xiaojun and Xiaoxue might have fallen in love at the age of six and gave birth to their own child, she felt dizzy. If Futaba Rio hadn't supported her, she would have almost fallen to the ground.

Although this fact is incredible, the little girl directly called out Xiaoxue's name!

Tuanzi, who is watching Sherlock Holmes recently, is about to start crying.

"Hmm?" Tsurumi Rumi blinked her big, kaslan eyes and looked at Yuigahama Yui, "Yui's mom?"

"........ha?"

Tuanzi-san instantly retracted the ultimate move he had released.

ps: I feel like my boss Shabi is targeting me. It's been half a month since I can have one day off after the night shift. And I have to attend a wedding on the same day. I feel suffocated just thinking about it. Sucrose just wants to give up now.

488.Who do you say is the mother?

"Little...Little boy, what did you say, Yui's mother? Isn't this right?"

"But you are Yui's mother."

“Yes, is that so… Hey, hey, hey, hey.”

Yuigahama Yui kept waving her right palm as if to express her opposition, but her grinning mouth could no longer be hidden and she began to laugh foolishly.

Miura Yumiko looked at Yuigahama Yui helplessly, thinking that her good friend was too easy to be fooled. She stepped forward and knocked Yuigahama Yui on the head, then looked down at "Tsurumi Rumi" and said impatiently: "Hey, kid, I don't know how you know Yui and that guy's name, but didn't your parents and teachers tell you that you can't tease adults?"

"I didn't tease adults." Tsurumi Rumi pouted aggrievedly, "Also, Yumiko mom, what you said sounds good, but you and dad never taught me that. On the contrary, Yumiko mom, you often taught me to..."

Before Tsurumi Rumi could finish, Miura Yumiko exploded and interrupted her loudly: "Wait, wait a minute, why am I also your mother?! How many mothers do you have? No, you little brat, do you recognize your father when you see a boy and your mother when you see a girl?!"

"No way, I have only had one father. As for my mother..." Tsurumi Rumi frowned deeply, revealing a distressed expression. She spread out her ten fingers to assist in the calculations, muttering to herself.

——Hey, hey, it can’t be that exaggerated, right?

Looking at the elementary school student's attitude, everyone present began to complain in their hearts and roughly guessed what she wanted to say.

But after a while, Tsurumi Rumi gave up this futile effort. She looked around at everyone, then nodded with an expression that said, "As expected."

But just when Tsurumi Rumi was about to speak, Fujii Shunsuke, who had a bad feeling and vaguely understood the origin of "Tsurumi Rumi", decisively interrupted her, covered her mouth with one hand and picked her up with the other hand, and said, "Okay, kid, the naughty time is over, now I'm taking you home-"

Just as Fujii Shunsuke was about to leave, he felt a pulling force on his body. He turned his head and saw that it was Mashiro who was pulling his sleeve.

"Ms. Mashiro, what can I do for you? I'll send her back now. I'll call you later if you need anything—"

"I want one too." Mashiro said without any context, with a calm expression but inexplicably carrying a great sense of oppression.

"You mean?"

"I want Shunsuke's baby too." Mashiro pointed at Tsurumi Rumi, drawing blood with a single blow, "I want to have a baby with Shunsuke."

“Cough, cough, cough———”

Mashiro's straightforward words were like a bomb, and everyone present, except Futaba Rio and Tsurumi Rumi, started coughing.

Fujii Shunsuke couldn't hold it anymore, and actually broke the ambiguous atmosphere in front of so many girls... Mashiro, you broke the rules! You are committing a crime! You are jumping the gun! You are so babyish! Even more babyish than Senjougahara Kurogen who took the opportunity to confess first!!!

But at this time, Fujii Shunsuke still refused to give up. He was still trying to change the subject, saying: "Mashiro, what's the point of talking about a child? This kid is talking nonsense. I'm not her father. I'm only 17 years old. How could I have a child this big?"

"Uuuuuuuuuu——"

Rumi Tsurumi began to struggle hard in Fujii Shunsuke's arms, but with her childish strength, she couldn't break free.

Immediately, Tsurumi Rumi stopped struggling. Just when Fujii Shunsuke felt strange, he felt a slippery and soft thing constantly wriggling in the palm of his hand...

Shunsuke Fujii remained calm on the surface. He pressed down with his thumb, grabbed the restless thing, and pressed it against his teeth to prevent it from moving.

Then Tsurumi Rumi closed her mouth, put Fujii Shunsuke's thumb in her mouth, and began to suck it hard, even her cheeks became sunken.

——You are going too far, kid!

"Fujii-kun." Tsurumi Rumi's sudden silence aroused Yukinoshita Yukino's suspicion. She suddenly grabbed Fujii Shunsuke's hand and twisted it hard. "Before saying these, why don't you let her go first and let us hear what she wants to say. She hasn't finished her words just now."

Although Yukinoshita Yukino's strength is nothing to Shunsuke Fujii, this is no longer a contest of strength. With the mentality that even if he shrinks his head, he will still be killed, and Shunsuke Fujii let go of her hand with a stern attitude.

Then, he smashed Varudo the moment he let go, and in a world where time stopped, he wiped the saliva off his hands with his clothes.

But just as he was about to resume the flow of time, he suddenly thought of something. He put his hand to his nose and smelled it. Well, it was indeed smelly.

This is the smell that is emitted when the various miscellaneous substances remaining in the saliva evaporate and are oxidized by the air.

It seems that even a 2D loli cannot resist the rules of this world.

Shunsuke Fujii took out a bottle of water to wash his hands and then released the time stop.

Then time resumes its flow.

"Okay, kid, introduce yourself first, and then tell us why you call Fujii-kun dad and us mom. This should be the first time we meet each other."

Unlike the emotional Miura Yumiko, Yukinoshita Yukino calmly went straight to the point.

"My name is Fujii Miku." Tsurumi Rumi, or Fujii Miku, said quickly, "It's hard to believe, but I'm from the future, so I'm not talking nonsense. What I said before is true."

Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly stopped talking.

Yuigahama Yui also started to daydream.

——If what Miku-chan said is true, then the mother who gave birth to her is......

"Future?" Chitanda Eru looked at Yukinoshita Yukino strangely, looked up and down at Fujii Miku, and asked, "It's not that I don't believe you, but Miku-chan, I see those kids seem to know you. If you are from the future, how did you become a student of this era? I'm very curious."

"Ah, so Mother Airu had this catchphrase when she was a student." Fujii Miku looked surprised, and then explained, "Mother Airu, my consciousness traveled to the 'present', and then traveled to your body, not my physical body, so those people didn't recognize me, but Mother."

"Oh, so that's how it is...Mom?"

Chitanda Eru's eyes widened for a moment.

There was silence.

489. This kind of thing is absolutely not allowed!

There is no prefix, but she is just called "Mom", and other people also know her as this "Mom"...

The girls lowered their heads slightly and looked at Fujii Miku's figure. The expressions on their faces were very subtle. Chitanda Eru didn't care why she was also called Eru Mom. She opened her mouth and couldn't say a word.

Fujii Miku didn't seem to notice the solemn atmosphere, and continued to speak excitedly: "When I first traveled back, I had no idea what was going on. I was confused and a little scared. After a while, I vaguely remembered that this seemed to be the day my mother often told me about, the day when I first met my father by fate."

--Wait.

"Then I turned around and saw my dad. It was indeed a fateful meeting. What a romantic feeling!"

——Wait a minute.

"It was at this time that my mother fell in love with my father, and then they fell in love."

——Wait wait wait wait!!!

Feeling that the gazes from all around were becoming more and more piercing, Fujii Shunsuke kept a stern face and said nothing on the surface, but in fact he already wanted to moisten himself.

It is said that daughters are their fathers’ little cotton-padded jackets, but your cotton-padded jacket is full of black cotton!

And what did my future self do to actually attack an elementary school student like this? You, Newborn! You are the me from a parallel world, right? !

Shunsuke Fujii was convinced that he couldn't possibly attack an elementary school student so quickly. Even Sagiri was a junior high school student, so he wouldn't be so cruel... right?

"They actually attacked an elementary school student..." Yukinoshita Yukino's eyes were full of coldness, and she took out her cell phone, "Fujii Mushi, are you ready to go to jail? I'm calling the police."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Fujii Shunsuke quickly grabbed Yukinoshita Yukino's hand, "Yukinoshita, I know you're anxious, but don't be anxious. No one knows what's going on... Wait, don't be anxious!"

Seeing Yukinoshita Yukino trying to make a phone call with another hand, as if she was determined to call the police, Fujii Shunsuke quickly grabbed her other hand and said, "Even if I might have attacked the elementary school student in the future, I'm not doing that now. You can't convict me of something I might do in the future but haven't done yet!"

In an emergency, Shunsuke Fujii unintentionally raised a classic philosophical question in discussions of ACGN works, which is whether it is possible to judge a character in the present because of the evil he will do in the future.

Shunsuke Fujii used to firmly believe that he could do it, but now he is even more firmly convinced that he cannot.

“So, Xiaojun, you admitted that you would attack elementary school students.” Yuigahama Yui’s eyes were dull, just like Katsura Kotonoha in episode 12, “You even married an elementary school student and had a child with him, ha, ha ha ha.”

"No, I didn't admit it either!"

"Then why do you say that?"

"I......."

Fujii Shunsuke didn't know how to argue for a moment, because at that moment he was really not sure, so he used words like "even if" and "maybe" to excuse himself.

But at this time, Hei Xin Mian finally had a conscience. Fujii Miku tilted her head and said, "Mom was no longer an elementary school student when she gave birth to me."

"Yui, look! Look! I told you I wouldn't attack an elementary school student!"

"In other words, she is still with this elementary school student and has a child with him." Yukinoshita Yukino successfully grasped the point.

The light in Yuigahama Yui's eyes lit up for a moment, and then dimmed at the words of Yukinoshita Yukino.

Mashiro tilted her head, then took a step forward and gently poked Fujii Miku's little face. She was not disturbed and asked directly what she cared about most: "Do I have Shunsuke's child?"

Yuigahama Yui and Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't help but prick up their ears, Chitanda Eru widened her eyes with curiosity, Miura Yumiko crossed her arms and looked away, secretly paying attention, and even Fujii Shunsuke's attention was attracted.

"Of course, Mashiro-san." Fujii Miku nodded without hesitation, "Sister Tobiichi is dad's first child."

——Mashiro is the first one?

Shunsuke Fujii was a little surprised. He had always thought that the first one might be Mrs. Izumi or some other lady, or very likely Reina Hiiragi. After all, students always have more concerns in this regard.

——No, that's not right, this is not the point now! Miku, Tobiichi, this... could this be?

Some absurd thoughts emerged in Shunsuke Fujii's mind. Would his future self be so outrageous?

Hearing the answer, Mashiro nodded with satisfaction, took a step back, and held Fujii Shunsuke's hand: "Shunsuke, let's work hard now."

——Mashiro, please don’t come to provide fire at this time!

Feeling the increasingly piercing gazes around him, Fujii Shunsuke couldn't bear it anymore. He quickly winked at Futaba Rio, asking his only teammate to help divert attention.

Futaba Rio nodded slightly, and a light flashed across her glasses, as if to say received.

"Miku-chan, I want to know, among these many mothers you mentioned, which one is the one who has registered her marriage with Shunsuke." Futaba Rio pushed her glasses and asked rationally.

——Rio, did you betray me too? !

Fujii Miku blinked her eyes and said, "They're all registered."

"All?"

"Well, Dad and all the moms are married!"

"I'm curious how this was done!" Chitanda Eru blurted out.

She cares more about this than why she is included in her mother's picture.

"Ah, I've heard this from many mothers!" Fujii Miku puffed out her chest proudly, "Dad is super awesome. In order to make all the mothers happy, he worked very hard. In the end, he changed the common sense of society and changed the law, so that everyone can legally marry multiple wives and husbands. I want to marry Dad when I grow up!"

——My future self, you are so strong.

Being able to do such a thing, Shunsuke Fujii is full of admiration for the future... No, he is full of admiration for himself. I, Shunsuke Fujii, you are so strong!

But how did I do it?

Fujii Shunsuke looked at Chitanda Eru with a fiery gaze: Chitanda, keep asking! Tell me how I did it!

Chitanda Eru glanced at Fujii Shunsuke, then quickly grabbed Fujii Miku's hand: "Miku-chan, marrying your dad or something like that is absolutely not allowed!"

Yuigahama Yui: "Yes, yes, this kind of thing is not allowed!"

Yukinoshita Yukino: "We must call the police."

"........"

Why do you care about this the most?