The Stand in the Everyday World
Page 249
Fujii Shunsuke came over and touched her little head: "Forget it, let's give them some time to sort out their thoughts. It's not good to push them too hard."
"But if we don't take advantage of the mothers' confusion to establish a fait accompli, won't it be even harder to capture them later?" Fujii Miku frowned. "At least, we have to get Yumiko's mother's first kiss. With Yumiko's mother's innocence, we only need to use your skills to give her a perfect first kiss, and then say something like 'I practiced this for you', and we'll definitely get her!"
"......It's okay. The monk may run away, but the temple cannot. This event will last for three days and two nights, and they will have to come back after that." After worrying about his daughter's future education for 0.5 seconds, Fujii Shunsuke smiled brightly again, "If it still doesn't work, Miku-chan, just do that a few more times."
"Um...papa, so deceitful."
"Anyone can say this except Miku-chan, okay!"
494. There is a pervert here!
After complaining a few words, Fujii Shunsuke bent down, put his arms around Fujii Miku's thighs, picked her up with her sitting on his left elbow, and leaned her against his arms.
This is the posture that Shunsuke Fujii often sees, a father holding a child.
Fujii Miku happily leaned on Fujii Shunsuke, put her arms around his neck, took a deep breath, and said happily: "It's been a long time since I was hugged by my father. I haven't had this experience since I grew up. I miss it so much."
Mashiro's eyes lit up, and he quickly poked Fujii Shunsuke's waist with his index finger: "Shunsuke, I want to do the same."
"Yes, yes, I guessed you would say that, Mashiro. Come on, the right hand is yours."
Shunsuke Fujii picked up Mashiro with his right hand.
Both arms bear the weight of a person. Fortunately, he is a Stand user, otherwise most people can't do this.
"Okay, hold on tight, I'm about to leave."
Because of the previous commotion, they were now probably quite a distance away from the main group of elementary school students. Thinking of his responsibility to look after these elementary school students, Fujii Shunsuke took a step and walked quickly forward.
Not long after walking, Fujii Shunsuke saw the four little lolis who were originally in the same group with Tsurumi Rumi, looking over here from afar, looking back every now and then, and whispering to each other about something.
Shunsuke Fujii walked quickly to the end, and the sound of him stepping on fallen leaves attracted the attention of the elementary school students. They turned their heads quickly and were shocked when they saw Shunsuke Fujii's current posture.
"What's wrong? If you walk so slowly you won't be able to make it in time for lunch." Shunsuke Fujii pretended not to notice their expressions and reminded them with a smile.
The elementary school students looked left and right, and finally a girl named Xiaosen boldly asked: "Is that big sister your girlfriend, big brother?"
Without waiting for Shunsuke Fujii to answer, Mashiro puffed out her chest proudly: "Yes, I am Shunsuke's girlfriend, and the first legal wife who gave birth to a child for Shunsuke."
"Hey, Mashiro, what are you talking about in front of elementary school students......"
Although Fujii Shunsuke was relieved that Mashiro no longer told everyone that she was a pet since the last incident at the police station, it seems that she has found a new explanation now.
"Ju, you already have a baby in high school... High school students, that's amazing."
"Is this the Lord?"
The elementary school students looked at Shiina Mashiro with shock. They really believed it.
"Why is Tsurumi sitting on big brother?" An elementary school student who seemed to be named Yuka said loudly, "I heard Tsurumi calling daddy before, could it be that big brother is Tsurumi's father?"
"No, no, no, you heard it wrong, and Mashiro was just joking..."
Shunsuke Fujii repeatedly waved his hands to explain, saying that children are always talkative and if he ignored it, everyone would know about it by the afternoon, and he would be considered a pervert for attacking a primary school student and making her call him "Dad".
However, thinking that even if he explained it seriously, these kids would still talk nonsense when they went back, Fujii Shunsuke thought about it and decided to use a half-truth. He would say some words that did not sound like the truth at first, and then let them spread them, so that others would think that these kids were bragging.
Thinking of this, Fujii Shunsuke pretended to cough, then carefully approached the elementary school students and whispered, "Ahem, kids, I'm going to tell you a secret, don't tell anyone."
"OK!" X 4
A quick answer that leaves no one with the slightest confidence.
"Although Liu Mei-chan is not my daughter, actually, big brother, I already have a child. Not only did this big sister give birth to a lovely child for me, but the other big sisters you just met also gave birth to a lovely child. I will have at least ten children."
"Really, really?"
The pupils were shocked.
"I won't tell you!"
The elementary school students said this with eyes full of gossip.
Shunsuke Fujii nodded and strode away from the elementary school students who wanted to study it more carefully.
"Obviously, what papa said was the truth, but to those who don't know the truth, it sounds like a joke."
"Using the truth to deceive people is the art of language. Even if this gets out, it will only be regarded as a joke."
As for Yukinoshita Yukino and others who knew the truth, first of all, they might not know the topic in the elementary school student circle. Secondly, even if they knew it, Fujii Shunsuke had originally planned to take advantage of this opportunity to defeat them one by one during this three-day and two-night trip from which they could not escape, so it didn't matter if they knew it.
"By the way, Miku-chan, when you were in the future, did you hear Rumi-chan talk about this camping trip? Do you know how we solved the problem of Rumi-chan being excluded and having no friends?"
Shunsuke Fujii suddenly thought of the problem of Tsurumi Rumi, which was not satisfactorily resolved in the original work. He has always had average talent in dealing with interpersonal relationships, so he wants to learn from his future self.
"Mom was excluded... Although I heard from my mom that she was bullied by others in elementary school, I didn't feel it was real. I didn't expect it to be true."
"Oh?" Fujii Shunsuke was a little surprised. "It seems to be solved? So what is the solution?"
"Hmm... I don't remember it very clearly, and my mother didn't explain it in detail. To sum it up, it's probably about winning and then dominating."
"........What is this? Is this a word that can be used in interpersonal relationships among elementary school students?" Fujii Shunsuke was speechless. "What are the specific details?"
"........."
"........."
"have........."
"Miku-chan?"
Fujii Shunsuke turned his head in confusion and looked at Fujii Miku who suddenly stopped talking.
“There’s a pervert————!!!”
Tsurumi Rumi screamed loudly and sharply, and her hands reflexively moved to her shoulders.
In Japan, where perversion and lolita are rampant, in order to protect primary school students, an alarm is usually hung on the schoolbag. Once pulled, it will make a sharp sound to attract the attention of people around.
As if by reflex, Fujii Shunsuke grabbed Tsurumi Rumi's little hand that was trying to pull the alarm with one hand, and with the other hand... there was no extra hand at all, damn it!
Shunsuke Fujii almost blocked it with his mouth.
"Mashiro, hurry!"
Mashiro didn't even tilt her head to ask "What's fast? Fast what?", "Snap", very quickly, she pressed down with both hands and sealed Tsurumi Rumi's mouth tightly.
Then they both remembered that they didn't bring the alarm when they were camping...
495. Junior high school students are safe
Fujii Shunsuke and Tsurumi Rumi looked at each other, their eyes full of sincerity.
It was visibly that Tsurumi Rumi's eyes were wavering, her pupils as deep as the night were shaking violently, and slowly, drops of tears overflowed and appeared in her eye sockets, making me feel pity for her.
"No, why are you so scared? I'm not a bad person, let alone a pervert who would attack an elementary school student." Fujii Shunsuke was a little depressed. "Rumi-chan, how about this, I'll let go of my hand later, and then don't get excited or scream, okay? If you can, just blink twice in a row."
Tsurumi Rumi blinked twice immediately.
"Mashiro, let go."
Fujii Shunsuke loosened his hand and also instructed Mashiro to release the hand that was covering Tsurumi Rumi's mouth.
"save--"
Before Fujii Shunsuke could say anything, Mashiro immediately covered Tsurumi Rumi's mouth again.
——By the way, why is Mashiro's reaction so quick?
A thought flashed through his mind, and Fujii Shunsuke still felt that his little cotton-padded jacket should not be so bad. Although she disappeared suddenly, before she disappeared, she should have tried to do something for her favorite papa.
So Fujii Shunsuke tentatively said: "Rumi-chan, think about it carefully, she should have implanted all of this in your brain."
Tsurumi Rumi looked confused, but in the end, she closed her eyes, as if she was recalling something.
Then the next moment, she suddenly widened her eyes and looked at Fujii Shunsuke.
"Have you remembered?" Shunsuke Fujii asked expectantly.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Tsurumi Rumi nodded vigorously.
"Mashiro, let go."
When Mashiro let go of her hand, Tsurumi Rumi took a long breath, then suddenly hugged Fujii Shunsuke's neck, breathing deeply through her nose, rubbing her face against his, and muttered, "Dear, dear, dear, have you also returned to the past to find me? I'm so happy?! As expected, I love you the most?! Mua! Mua! Mua!"
——Well...is it possible that too much memory was transferred?
Seeing an elementary school student who was even bustier than Yukino Yukinoshita being so intimate with him, and constantly rubbing strawberries on his neck, with the strawberries being rubbed higher and higher as time went by, Fujii Shunsuke felt a little complicated.
I clearly promised that I would never attack elementary school students...it seems like my bottom line has dropped again.
Seeing Fujii Shunsuke's face full of enjoyment, Mashiro puffed up her cheeks, pushed away the smiling face of Tsurumi Rumi that had left marks on her cheeks, then kissed her in the middle, even taking the initiative to go deeper.
"Mashiro-sister, you're still so stingy as expected."
Rumi Tsurumi sat on Fujii Shunsuke's arms and kicked her little feet. The snow-white ice cream was shaking, which attracted Fujii Shunsuke's attention.
"Don't look." Mashiro opened her eyes and saw Fujii Shunsuke's eyes wandering around, which made her even more unhappy. She blocked Fujii Shunsuke's eyes with her left hand, and then pulled Tsurumi Rumi's collar back with her right hand, "Shunsuke is mine, stay away."
Tsurumi Rumi, who was about to follow Mashiro and kiss Fujii Shunsuke, was dragged backwards by the neck, which made her unhappy. She retorted: "Shunsuke belongs to everyone. Even if you are the first one, Mashiro sister, and the first wife to give birth to my dear's child, you can't monopolize him. Isn't this what we all agreed on?"
"Promise?"
Mashiro started to tilt his head again.
"It's like this again! We've all made an agreement, but you, Mashiro-san, always break it. You're so cunning. I also want to have Shunsuke-sama all to myself!" As soon as Tsurumi Rumi saw Mashiro starting to act cute, her resentment began to overflow, and it seemed that she would suffer greatly from it in the future.
"?no."
This time Mashiro really didn't understand, but it didn't stop her from refusing.
"Except for Rita, Sagiri and mom, the others... Umi, Umi is also OK, and Eriri, and..."
Mashiro began to count on her fingers, thinking about how many white lists she could come up with.
"Ahh, does Sister Mashiro have no memories? Miku-chan, really, she is always so forgetful. No wonder..." Tsurumi Rumi covered her face and sighed.
"I always feel that Rumi-chan, you are completely different from before." Thinking back to Rumi Tsurumi's personality in the original work, Fujii Shunsuke was a little worried, "Did Miku-chan leave too hastily and accidentally gave away too many memories? Are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay. I'm still me. I just have a few more memories of the future. It's okay. In fact, I was almost like this before I was isolated. The reason why I became so taciturn was just because I had no friends to talk to, and I was protecting myself." Tsurumi Rumi waved her hand indifferently. "Besides, there is a saying that love can change people. Because of my love for you, my dear, I am so lively, because I want you to see my cute side."
"Love..."
Shunsuke Fujii felt mixed emotions as he watched an elementary school student say these words, which were very heavy words for Japanese people.
You know, in Japan, if a boy confesses his love to a girl by saying "I love you" instead of "I like you", many girls will find it "disgusting".
But then I thought about it, next year Tsurumi Rumi will be a junior high school student, and I'm still a high school student. A high school student and a junior high school student dating, yes, safe safe.
.............
"What's going on? Fujii, you......"
At the finish line, Shizuka Hiratsuka watched Shunsuke Fujii walking towards them with Rumi Tsurumi and Mashiro Shiina in his arms. She scratched her head and was about to say something, then she saw the strawberry mark on Shunsuke Fujii's neck and the cigarette in his mouth fell out with a "click".
"Rumi-chan accidentally twisted her ankle, so I carried her to the finish line." Fujii Shunsuke made up an excuse, "As for Mashiro, she was tired from walking, so I carried her too."
"No, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about..." Shizuka Hiratsuka hesitated to speak, looking at the strawberry mark on Fujii Shunsuke's neck.
——This direction and this mark were obviously made by someone on the left hand side, but the one on the left hand is......
Looking at Tsurumi Rumi sitting on her left arm, Hiratsuka Shizuka's hands began to tremble.
This girl has a beautiful appearance and a mature temperament.
But, he is an elementary school student.
"After the student was seduced by the teacher and the teacher went to jail, is it my student's turn to attack the elementary school student and go to jail..."
Picking up the cigarette that fell on the ground, Shizuka Hiratsuka took a deep breath, blew out a smoke ring, and spoke in a lonely tone.
496. Come to jail with me
"Xiao Jing, don't worry, I think I can explain."
After swapping the positions of Tsurumi Rumi and Mashiro, Fujii Shunsuke said seriously.
"You can explain it...Okay, convince me before the call is connected."
She took out her cell phone from her trouser pocket, unlocked it, and called the police in one go. Shizuka Hiratsuka looked at the words "Connecting" on the phone screen and exhaled another puff of smoke.
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