The Stand in the Everyday World
Page 26
But he didn't dare to use this trick on Shunsuke Fujii, who had never met Yukinoshita Yukino. After all, Miss Hirano is still in her "absolutely right" period. It's hard to say whether it's right or not, but she is definitely stubborn and thinks she is superior to others. If she can't turn her image around, she will be doomed.
Thinking of this, Fujii Shunsuke decided to go home, but the number of people he entertained...
"Yinglili, aren't you going home yet?"
Fujii Shunsuke, who knew everything about Eriri, pretended to be confused.
"Can't I go visit Mr. Izumi?" Eriri glared and then glanced at Koizumi unconsciously.
"Shouldn't Kitagawa tell his family?"
"It's okay, it's okay. I live alone now."
I don't know if she heard the euphemism in Fujii Shunsuke's words, but Kitagawa Umi seemed very happy.
Although it was only their second official meeting, Kitagawa Umi naturally mixed into the team and went to the home of her male senior. Even Fujii Shunsuke himself felt that the speed was a bit fast.
The last blonde girl with big breasts who went to a male senior’s house in a van with her female companions has been voted into the death game?
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Because the number of participants increased temporarily, Shunsuke Fujii took a detour to the supermarket.
"I never thought that Senior is such a good family man."
"Then who do you think I am?"
"Emmmm." Kitagawa Umi pursed her lips, "The protagonist who attacked his wife, daughter, and childhood sweetheart?"
"Eri, what on earth did you tell her before?!"
Ying Lili was shocked: "No! She is just imagining things!"
Kitagawa Umi pouted: "This is obviously the most common plot in Mr. Kashiwagi's book."
“Ahhh, stop talking about this—!” Eriri rubbed her head against the ground.
That’s right, the identity of Eriri’s comic book artist has been revealed.
This idiot couldn't resist Kitagawa Umi's friendship offensive at all. After a few moves, he revealed his flaws and was stripped clean step by step.
However, in this world, in addition to the childhood sweethearts who are bound to appear in the first part, in long plots, a new sister character will often appear in the second part to play with the childhood sweetheart, a wife will be added in the third part, and a group sex will begin in the fourth part.
Because it appears so frequently, it is called Kashiwagi's Theorem in the book world.
Shunsuke Fujii felt complicated when he saw this word.
Especially when I occasionally see my childhood sweetheart’s mother appear, my mood becomes even more complicated.
Mr. Spencer, don't you have any opinion?
"What's wrong with that? Keep your head up, Eriri-senpai. I'm sure there are many other crazy fans like me in the school."
"I don't need fans like this!"
As the three of them were talking fiercely, Fujii Shunsuke turned his head inadvertently: "Mashiro, you..."
Oh, are you here?
44. Kitagawa Kai dreams of breaking through that layer of window paper
Mashiro, who was supposed to have been following him silently, suddenly disappeared.
Shunsuke Fujii was very anxious. Could it be that the child was lost?
"There."
Koizumi pulled Shunsuke Fujii's sleeve and silently pointed to a shelf in the distance.
Shunsuke Fujii breathed a sigh of relief and quickly ran over with the shopping cart, but when he reached Mashiro, he froze again.
Facing the Baumkuchen on the shelf, Mashiro stared blankly at first. This focused attitude made everyone around him involuntarily pay attention to Mashiro.
Then she completely ignored the other customers around her, picked up one of the snacks directly, tore open the package extremely quickly, and started eating it on the spot.
The customers nearby looked at Mashiro as if she were an alien, and even the supermarket guide was confused by her unusually natural attitude.
Eriri and the other two were hiding in the distance, equally stunned.
"Ms. Mashiro, what are you doing..."
"Eat Baumkuchen."
Mashiro looked at him with a look that said, "Shunsuke is so stupid, he doesn't even know this," but her tone revealed a rare sense of happiness, just like when Koizumi was eating ramen.
"No, no, no, of course I know you're eating Baumkuchen, but do you know where this is?"
Mashiro turned around and looked around: "Supermarket?"
"You knew it was a supermarket but you just took it and ate it. This is not like being at home!"
Shunsuke Fujii snatched the packaging bag from Mashiro's hand, and then swept all the Baumkuchen on the shelf into the shopping cart.
This is an act of flirting with girls that I could never have done in my previous life.
"That's enough for you, right? Remember not to do this in the supermarket next time. Is it the same in the UK?"
Mashiro answered irrelevantly: "Rita will take care of it."
"So Rita didn't tell you that, Mashiro?"
"Rita will give me one right away when I want one."
Mashiro's voice was still calm and gentle when she said this, but Fujii Shunsuke always felt that she was disgusted with herself for not being as useful as Rita.
Indeed, I have some attitude problems in forgetting that you love eating Baumkuchen, but am I not helping you draw your favorite comics? Can Rita do this?
Thinking of this, Fujii Shunsuke smiled like a Sakurajima man: "Next time if you do this again, I won't help you write the name of "Nisekoi", Mashiro, you don't want to be unable to draw comics, do you?"
Mashiro curled his lips downwards, finally no longer being a three-nothing, revealing a sad expression; "Then I will ignore Shunsuke."
"Then be a better boy next time."
Shunsuke Fujii touched her head and sent a line to Kasumigaoka Utaha using Star Platinum.
[Fujii: I finally found a way to tame the cute kitten I picked up a few days ago.]
Well, he has recently fallen in love with chatting with Kasumigaoka Utaha to enhance their relationship, and every time he does it satisfies his evil taste.
.......
When I left the supermarket and was about to walk to the door, the weather suddenly changed and there were raindrops.
Shunsuke Fujii looked up at the sky: "Did anyone of you bring an umbrella?"
Kitagawa Umi complained: "The weather forecast is not accurate at all. It clearly said that it would be sunny all day."
Eriri estimated the distance in her mind, then said, "Let's walk faster, we're almost there."
Seeing that the other students did not bring umbrellas, Koizumi paused in taking an umbrella from his bag.
Because he could go on a spontaneous trip to eat noodles at any time, he always carries a small ladies' umbrella in his bag.
But in the current situation, one umbrella was not enough, so she finally said nothing and put the umbrella back silently.
As everyone sped up, the raindrops became bigger and bigger, and finally quickly developed into a heavy rain.
The crowd that had already started rushing forward unconsciously formed a kind of inertia. The few people who were about to reach their destination - especially Eriri who was leading the way in front - did not even think about hiding on the side for a while.
As for why it was Eriri who led the way...
With the food he bought in his left hand and Mashiro in his right hand, Fujii Shunsuke couldn't move fast enough.
Mashiro was probably afraid of being thrown off, so she pressed her body tightly against Fujii Shunsuke's head to give him some brain pad treatment.
I guess Eriri was so angry about this that she lost her mind... probably.
After jogging in the rain for half a minute, everyone finally arrived at Mrs. Izumi's house. Fujii Shunsuke put Mashiro down, opened the door, and everyone went in one after another.
Although they were only in the rain for a short while, the girls' clothes were already wet, especially their pantyhose, which were sticky to their legs and water droplets kept sliding into their leather shoes.
However, compared to the small matter of getting their clothes wet, girls seem to care more about the big matter of having their makeup ruined.
Unlike in China, some girls in Sakurajima start wearing makeup since they are elementary school students. Those who don't wear makeup after entering high school are considered a minority and the oddballs. After entering society, everyone has to wear makeup. In the minds of Sakurajima people, it is polite for girls to do so.
Kitagawa Umi had already covered her face to prevent Fujii Shunsuke from seeing her, and Eriri turned her head away from time to time.
Even Koizumi avoided Fujii Shunsuke's gaze.
The only one who had no reaction was Mashiro, but she had always been bare-faced. Shunsuke Fujii didn't have the ability to put makeup on girls, and the same went for Mashiro herself.
Shunsuke Fujii watched this rare scene with interest. Whether it was Koizumi or the carefree Kitagawa Umi, the contrast between them when they were shy was so charming.
"Oh my, there are so many guests." Mrs. Izumi came to the living room after hearing the noise, "Isn't it all wet? Xiaojun, how do you entertain guests? I'll get a towel right away."
"Wow, the enemy is very strong."
Looking at Mrs. Izumi and Sagiri who hid in the corner and then left quickly, and Kitagawa Umi who covered her face but spread her fingers over her eyes, I felt that my love affair that hadn't even begun was about to end.
"He has so many pretty girls around him but he still doesn't have a girlfriend. Where did you get the male protagonist of a harem novel from, Senior?"
Shunsuke Fujii coughed, Kitagawa, everyone knows it's the same thing, but it's your fault for piercing this layer of window paper, is the hot girl so brave?
But for the sake of his own reputation, he could only pretend not to know and said, "Kitagawa, what are you talking about? What do you mean by 'so many pretty girls'? How come I didn't notice?"
Kitagawa Umi pointed around, then quickly took her hand back to cover her face: "There are only four of us, including my lovely wife and daughter. There are also Iwase-senpai and Isshiki-san in the school. I heard that Anraoka-senpai is also there. The number of people I know is already in the double digits!"
45. Eriri's twisted addition
Fujii Shunsuke argued, no, he argued with facts and reason: "Kitagawa, did you play with your little yellow oil too much? Why are Sagiri and Mrs. Izumi in there?"
"Ah, that..."
Kitagawa Umi was a little embarrassed. She just couldn't hold it back. Now she thought that this was too rude. How could she make such a unilateral conclusion based on the book drawn by senior Eriri?
Seeing that his words were effective, Fujii Shunsuke immediately pressed on: "And of all the girls here, I only met you and Mashiro recently. Koizumi just became my classmate this year. I only met junior Isshiki Iroha once that day. I simply rejected Iwase's confession. And Anraoka already has someone he likes. All you said doesn't count except Eriri."
"Stupid Shunsuke, what did you say that I don't like you? I'm just childhood friends with you because you're Mr. Izumi's student. Don't think too much about it!"
Before Kitagawa Umi could say anything, Eriri next to her burst into tears with a red face and continued to lead in the opposite direction.
Fujii Shunsuke pointed and said, "Well, so Eriri is excluded too."
Kitagawa Umi's expression was about to collapse: No no no, such obvious tsundere, all the thoughts are on your face, Senior Fujii, you are also a fan of the two-dimensional world, can't you see it? It's not like you just traveled back from seventeen years ago!
Shunsuke Fujii pretended not to understand Kitagawa Umi's expression.
"Girls, come and dry yourselves. If you don't mind, you can take a shower at my house. It's spring now, and you'll catch a cold if you're not careful."
At this time, Mrs. Izumi came trotting over with a pile of towels in her arms, and as she ran she lectured him, "Xiaojun, the girls are all soaked, why are you still standing there like an idiot? Show your gentlemanly spirit!"
Shunsuke Fujii accepted the lesson humbly, realizing that he had indeed not done this well, so he took the towel and helped Mashiro wipe her hair.
"Ah!"
Ying Lili sneezed loudly.
Mrs. Izumi quickly pushed Eriri's back and said, "Eriri, go take a shower. I'll make some ginger soup for you."
Fujii Shunsuke said to the remaining three people, "Mrs. Izumi's house has two bathrooms where you can take a shower. Kitagawa, you can go with us. As for your change of clothes, you can borrow Mrs. Izumi's for now, although they may not fit you very well."
Shunsuke Fujii does not have the magical skill of Jin Mitaka in visually estimating data, mainly because he has no relevant experience, but he can still make basic judgments on size. Mrs. Izumi is at most D, but Umi Kitagawa is guaranteed to be D.
What? You said we can use the Platinum Star, which has precision A and can see even a fly clearly, to observe?
Although Star Platinum is very useful, it will really cry if you do this.
But before Kitagawa Umi could say anything, Eriri's childhood sweetheart radar went off.
"Wait, Shunsuke, if you let Ume and I take a shower first, what about Mashiro and Koizumi-san?"
Shunsuke Fujii said confidently: "Of course you should go to my house to take a shower."
"What!? No way!" Eriri flatly refused.
"What if Mashiro and Koizumi catch a cold?"
Shunsuke Fujii said that he had no selfish motives and was simply concerned about his friends.
"Then I'll wash last!"
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