Wrong, my team members are from daily life

Kazuma couldn't help but worship the succubus sister, muttering:

"God...God!"

Praising a succubus as a god is an insult. You should say demon, demon king... Xia Jia complained in his heart.

The succubus's expression froze, and she said awkwardly:

"Well, then, please leave your address for tonight and your expected bedtime. At that time, our succubus will come to the sleeping guests and make them dream a certain dream. Please try not to drink if possible. If you get drunk and fall into a deep sleep, even we won't be able to make you dream."

Shaka suddenly remembered that his mansion seemed to be protected by Aqua's idiot barrier, so he immediately asked to change his address.

Xia Jia wrote down the hotel where he would stay, but hesitated when he came to the room number.

The succubus sister said considerately: "This hotel has rooms specially provided for succubus to work."

"How thoughtful!" Xia Jia readily agreed.

……

After leaving the store, Kazuma looked at Natsuka suspiciously, "Why did you change your address on purpose?"

Without thinking, Xia Jia said, "Wouldn't it be terrible if both of them wrote the same address? What if the succubi went to the wrong room? Wouldn't that be the minotaur?"

Kazuma was very impressed: "You are indeed a veteran driver!"

Long Xiajia took the time to ask, "Since I've already led you on the road, isn't it time for you to tell me about the war game?"

"War game? What war game?"

Xia Jia covered his face and said, "You must have forgotten that there is a god targeting you."

Kazuma's face turned pale instantly, he covered his chrysanthemum and bit his lips. Even the restless thoughts he had just had were no longer there.

"Can I not go?"

"Of course not. Think about Demeter. She's so good to you. Can you bear to let her become a laughing stock of the whole world?"

"Of course not!"

Kazuma knelt down on the spot and shouted, "Godfather, save me!"

"This... you have to do it yourself! The most I can do is lend you some equipment."

In fact, Xia Jia’s impression of Apollo was not too bad. In the eyes of the gods in the world of Earth, there is actually no distinction between men and women, whether they are male gods or goddesses. In their eyes, there are only tops and bottoms.

Therefore, as long as they don't impose their preferences on themselves, Xia Jia doesn't reject other people's interests. Even if it's Xi'er, Xia Jia can become friends with her.

He would not use human ethics to understand God, as that would be too arrogant.

Kazuma staggered back home. The war game still had three days left, and he wanted to have a good time at least tonight. The 2D girl was still waiting for his favor.

Xia Jia shook his head and walked towards the hotel booked by the succubus sister. He wanted to check out the place first.

He didn't notice that Youyou's head popped out from behind the wall, looking at Xia Jia who was walking away with a suspicious look on his face.

"Found it! What is he doing here?"

Little Tail followed Shaka to the hotel with a curious look on his face. After checking out the place, he followed Shaka to Wiz's shop.

After secretly watching Shaka sell some strange items to Wiz, and then exchanging them for many strange goods, he returned to the manor.

night.

"I'm going to rest first."

After eating hastily, He Zhen went straight back to his room.

The girls looked at each other and looked at Xia Jia suspiciously: "What's wrong with him?"

Xia Jia shrugged: "Men will be unhappy for a few days every month and want to rest."

"So that's how it is." Youyou seemed to understand.

Hui Hui was confused: "What do you mean?"

Youyou blushed and whispered secretly in Huihui's ear.

Hui Hui was still confused: "Aunt? I don't have that kind of relative?"

Xia Jia glanced at Hui Hui's chest and nodded slightly: "It's a little too early for Hui Hui."

Aqua looked confused: "What is that?"

Youyou explained it again secretly.

Unexpectedly, Aqua puffed out her chest and raised her head and said, "Goddess doesn't have that kind of thing, even her vomit is colorful!"

Xia Jia's face was filled with shock!

Hiss, if this guy wasn't mentally retarded, he would definitely be the perfect gun mount!

……

After clearing the dishes, Xia Jia said goodbye to the others and pushed the door open to go out.

He was also very excited today, and even walked a little unsteadily.

Mondstadt Spa Festival, here I come!

Little did he know that a little tail also sneaked out ten minutes after Xia Jia left the house, and followed his memory to the hotel booked by Xia Jia.

“I, Youyou, must find out the secrets of men. Huihui, I will definitely win this time!”

Chapter 384 Youyou: Didn’t you agree to come and play with me later?

Axel, in front of an ordinary-looking hotel.

Xia Jia nervously pushed open the shop door.

There were not many customers around. A long-eared clerk who looked a bit like a green-skinned goblin was sitting at the bar, looking at the passers-by with boredom.

When he saw Xia Jia, he couldn't help showing an excited expression:

"Brother, is this your first time? You're a stranger."

Xia Jia nodded and touched his nose.

This feels like coming to a couple's hotel alone, which is very awkward.

But the man seemed to find it difficult to find a customer, and said in a familiar manner: "Tsk tsk, brother, I think you look prematurely old at such a young age. As someone who has experienced this, I still advise you not to go to places like that."

Xia Jia raised his eyes to look at the young man and found that there were a few strands of golden hair scattered on his bald head.

Hiss, I’m an experienced person.

Xia Jia clasped his fists and thanked him, "Thank you for your advice!"

Register and go upstairs.

Xia Jia came to his room, which was very clean, as if someone took care of it every day. He nodded with satisfaction and asked the waiter to bring a bathtub so that he could take a bath and burn incense.

Although he hired the succubus under the pretext of wanting to improve her social status, his real purpose was not just to seek temporary pleasure.

Dreams are a very mysterious thing, and to some extent, they have the characteristics of the fifth dimension. People often use dreams to predict the future.

Most ordinary people's dreams are vague and illogical, and it is difficult for them to remember what they dreamed about after waking up. What's more, they know what they dreamed about, but it is difficult to see or recognize it clearly.

For example, Xia Jia often dreams of a lost bunny girl, but can't see Sakurajima Mai's face clearly. He only remembers the black silk and white bunny tail.

But Succubus can directly build a dream space like a VR game to provide guests with the most realistic service. This has a different meaning.

For example, fantasy composition. Can it be used in the dream world?

If props are only created in dreams, how high will the upper limit be when the real objects do not exist?

Can it be used as an equipment forging simulator to provide more concrete imagination for reality?

In order to test the power of dreams, Xia Jiacai specially hired a succubus to let himself experience a dream journey.

"Of course, if I can study the structure of the succubus, maybe Umigumi will be able to master the power of the succubus. After all, she loves Shizuku deeply."

Of course, he had other purposes as well.

Xia Jia was adjusting her clothes in front of the mirror, looking forward to the arrival of Succubus.

It will be Xia Jia’s birthday soon, so he plans to take this opportunity to reward himself.

"I wonder if they can show the full picture of Mondstadt Hot Spring Festival as I requested."

With such anticipation, he lay quietly on the bed and closed his eyes.

"Dong dong dong."

There was a crisp knock on the door and Xia Jia sat up curiously.

"Strange? Why would a succubus knock on the door so unprofessionally?"

He opened the door and saw Youyou's troubled face.

"Xiao Jia, didn't you say you would come and play with me later? Why are you out here alone?"

"Hiss..." Xia Jia held his forehead with his hand.

I think I said that, but not at this time.

I obviously have something more fun to do. Am I supposed to play flying chess with you all night?

"That... Youyou..." Xia Jia pretended to be serious and said:

"I came out alone because I want to study a very dangerous magic, so it's not convenient for me to have someone around me right now."

Yunyun was excited: "I know, I know! I just want to see the magic that Huihui mentioned, which is more powerful than the Explosion Magic!!"

Is that you? You, little dwarf, are the ones who ruined my plans!

When Youyou saw Xia Jia's gnashing teeth, she said timidly:

"No...can't you?"

Knowing that this lonely girl was sensitive again, Xia Jia hurriedly said:

"No, it's just very dangerous. How about you, as a friend, stand guard outside the door and protect my safety?"

Hearing the word "friend", Youyou immediately perked up and said:

"No problem, I will protect Xiaojia's safety!"

To be on the safe side, Xia Jia put his hands on Youyou's shoulders and said in a serious tone:

"Remember, no matter what, you are not allowed to enter the room, no matter what happens! I'm afraid the magic will go out of control and affect you!"

Youyou took out the Crimson Devil Village, the aura of the village chief’s daughter and said, “Leave it to me! There will be absolutely no problem!”

After sending Youyou out of the room and closing the wooden door bolt, Xia Jia couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Although it is a bit too much to do something bad and let your friends guard the door, there is nothing you can do about it!

Forgive me, Yoyo! This is the last time.

As if he was worried, he shouted again: "Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, you are not allowed to come in!"

"I know!"

After getting Youyou's reply.

Xia Jia lay on the bed in a Tai character position with his eyes closed. In order to adapt to the environment as quickly as possible, Xia Jia cast a magic spell on himself.

"Sleep!"

The magic was activated, and Xia Qiangxing put himself into hibernation mode.

The noise from the outside world completely disconnects you from yourself.

Fifteen minutes later,

There was a hole in the paper window of the gate poked by someone's saliva, and a pair of smart eyes secretly looked in through the hole.

“Just sleeping? No, according to Megumin’s understanding, that is a super-level magic equivalent to Explosion Magic. He should be meditating! Yes, that must be the case.”

Youyou lay outside the door with her butt sticking out, staring at Xia Jia meticulously, feeling the rhythm of his breathing.

30 minutes later……

"Well."

Youyou grumbled, stood up, rubbed her red knees, and frowned, "Why hasn't it changed in so long?"