Wrong, my team members are from daily life

In the lazy line, this child at least lived a life surrounded by beautiful women and children.

Natsuki Subaru's eyes were filled with emotion: "Thank you. If it weren't for you, I don't know how many times I would have died in the capital, and maybe I would no longer be myself."

Shaka said nothing and left the room, leaving Natsuki Subaru alone to think about life.

In the room, after thinking for a long time, the only thing Natsuki Subaru couldn't let go of was Emilia.

"Even if I can't help, I just want to see that child safe and sound."

Just thinking about the smile from the heart when the girl introduced herself...

A familiar voice came from outside the window. Natsuki Subaru opened the window, and the energetic and second-year dialogue entered his mind:

"I am Emilia, the most outstanding elf master in the world of half-elf, and the one who controls the beast of the end, Puck. I will be the woman who will become the king in the future!"

The cold wind blows...

Natsuki Subaru shuddered...

“That’s not right. The Emilia I know is not like that! She must not have woken up yet!”

"NO!!! Tell me this must be my imagination!!"

"This world must have gone wrong somewhere!"

Chapter 568 [The Joker] and Showdown

"Spread your legs, lift your skirt slightly... and then..."

In the early morning at the manor, Emilia was alone practicing the way of introducing herself that she had learned from Shaka.

It is said that this way of introducing oneself made the entire tribe of a certain race "welcome". If it were applied to the "love tribe" who were hated by the whole village because of the red eye disease, it might be able to avoid being exterminated.

Emilia, who has been hated by everyone since childhood because of her half-demon identity, regards this as a treasure.

"I must work harder to become like the great mage that Xiaojia mentioned. Well... the rewards afterwards are not important."

"Emilia? What are you doing?"

Natsuki Subaru appeared in the courtyard. He still looked at his goddess in disbelief, the fact that she suddenly became mentally retarded.

"Ah, you're awake. You can tell by looking at it. It's time to practice introducing yourself." Emilia recalled the key points and did it again.

"Ah this..."

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong?" Emilia tilted her head.

"It's not that something is wrong, it's that everything is wrong! This is too childish!"

“Chuunibyou?” Emilia still didn’t understand.

"That's it..." Natsuki Subaru was at a loss for words. He didn't know how to explain this word, and finally concluded:

"It's just some poses and lines that you think are cool... but it looks stupid?"

Emilia's face turned serious: "Why, do you think I'm stupid for being an elf user, or do you think I'm a fool for wanting to be the king?"

"No..." No matter how stupid Natsuki Subaru was, he knew that he seemed to have stepped on a landmine.

He suddenly realized that the reason why Chuunibyou makes people feel stupid is because the person saying it is talking nonsense, but now...

This thing is real..., not a single lie!

“Could it be…Emilia, are you planning to marry the king? What about becoming the king’s woman…Could it be that Emilia-tan already has an engagement?”

Emilia said angrily, "No way! My current title is the King-in-Chief of Lugnica."

“Ehhhh…Emilia is the future king or something…”

Natsuki Subaru was startled and immediately explained:

"Oh, sorry, it might be cultural differences. People over there often fantasize about things they can't even do to show off."

"Like, I'm actually a great sage who can easily reverse time or something."

As soon as he finished speaking, the black space stagnated for a second and then quickly disappeared.

"Reverse time?" Emilia tilted her head and asked curiously.

But Natsuki Subaru didn't care about that at all...

That black hand didn't show up? Is it because I don't believe what I said? Or is it too funny, so even that person can't judge whether it is considered as actively revealing the return of death?

Natsuki Subaru said nervously: "Actually, every time I die..."

Before he could finish his words, the feeling of time standing still appeared again, and a black palm seemed to pinch his heart.

"Haa ...

"Are you okay?" Emilia leaned over to observe with concern.

On the other side of the courtyard, a pink-haired maid, with murderous eyes, stared at Natsuki Subaru.

"The taste has become stronger..."

The sharp murderous aura instantly stung Natsuki Subaru. A red light flashed before his eyes, signaling him to enter combat mode.

The experience of dying fifteen times told him that there was indeed a murderous aura locking onto him just now, and it was not a problem with Xia Jia's system.

But... this is clearly Emilia's manor?

He looked around nervously, and finally followed his sight and found Ram standing in the corner.

She wants to kill me? Why? Is what Shaka said true?

Natsuki Subaru stared at the pink-haired maid over there, and Ram also walked over generously:

"Now that Lord Roswaal has returned, please come to the dining room for dinner."

……

restaurant.

"Why are you here, you idiot?"

"Huh? Calling someone you just met an idiot is a bit too much."

"An idiot is an idiot, and Betty doesn't want to say a word to an idiot."

"That's perfect. I don't want to say another word to that rude drill loli!"

When Natsuki Subaru followed Ram to the restaurant, he was faced with the angry red-haired man and...

"Golden Drill Girl?"

Betty's murderous gaze swept over: "Who is this rude guy like you? Can I teach him a lesson?"

"Oh, then I'd rather decline..." Natsuki Subaru pushed his hand away to refuse.

"That's not up to you." Betty held out her hand.

"Odo. If you mess with him now, it will bother me." Xia Jia stood in front of Natsuki Subaru, turned his head and whispered: "I think I just told you not to do unnecessary things, Subaru-kun."

Hey, did that trigger instant death? Natsuki Subaru took a step back in fear.

At this time, Betty's attention was attracted by Parker on Emilia's shoulder, and she and her brother began to kiss each other.

At the same time, the sound of high heels was heard behind.

"Beatrice is here too, how rare." A clown said in a weird tone:

"Do you want to have dinner with us after such a long absence?"

Natsuki Subaru was surprised: "As expected of a noble, do you invite a clown to perform before dinner?"

Xia Jia chuckled:

"I think you don't need to say anything. If it were someone else, they would have probably thought to themselves, 'You're already dead.'"

"Although he is indeed a clown."

Natsuki Subaru whispered, "Hey, you clearly just said it was a clown."

Xia Jia spread his hands: "Subaru-kun, people are different. Don't you understand it yet?"

Emilia hurriedly explained: "Um... this is Roswaal, the owner of this mansion."

Natsuki Subaru broke out in a cold sweat.

"Don't worry about it. I'm not such a petty person."

Shaka laughed, patted Roswaal on the back and said loudly:

"Hahaha, in that case, how about you put on a silly show for us before dinner. Master Roswaal?"

"Shaga?"

Emilia was a little surprised. This kind of rude behavior was not like Xia Jia's style.

Ram hid his hands behind his back, ready to cut his head with the wind blade if he disagreed with her.

But Shaga had already prepared to get straight to the point with Roswaal, so he simply laid his cards on the table.

"Roswaal, please tell me... about Emilia's near-assassination in the capital, do you have anything to say?"

“!!!” Everyone present was stunned.

"Are you talking about the badge being stolen? I've heard about it. Of course, I'm very grateful to this gentleman for this." Roswaal looked at Shaga with a smile.

"No. I'm talking about you hiring assassins to try to kill the king candidate." Xia Jia smiled and it didn't seem like he was looking for trouble.

But every word pierced everyone's heart.

Ram was furious: "What right do you have to say that? If you don't show me the evidence, I will have reason to expel you just for insulting Lord Roswaal!"

Chapter 569: Xia Jia's Book of Wisdom

Xia Jia narrowed his eyes and spread his hands, saying, "Horrible, terrible. I didn't say that. This was confessed by the lady hunter I captured."

"Indeed, I also doubt whether she is trying to deliberately disrupt our internal conflicts. Is that why I asked Mr. Roswaal to explain it?"

Xia Jia opened his eyes slightly: "After all, if the Master stays in the house of someone who wants to kill her at any time, it will be a very bad situation."

Xia Jia smiled and said, "Why? Do I need to confront the prisoner lady before eating? After all, I'm afraid of being poisoned."

These words made Natsuki Subaru take a step back.

Shit, is this what I might have to face? I might die just by eating?

Emilia looked at Roswaal, then at Shaka, not understanding why he suddenly became like this.

Parker also squatted in Beatrice's arms, saying nothing.

Roswaal smiled. "Mr. Xia, you should know that Lugnica has no king now, and a mysterious foreigner suddenly appeared in the residence of the king candidate and provoked her supporters..."

Shaka crossed his arms and nodded, "Yes, yes. But, I'm not a foreigner. To be precise, I'm just a helper summoned by Emilia using the knowledge of foreigners."

Emilia spoke for Xia Jia: "Xiao Jia is actually from the Astralia family, and is not a foreigner."

"Oh?" Roswaal's expression was serious.

Countless situations flashed through his mind. Could it be that the Sword Saint Family wanted to support Emilia and therefore excluded me, the Border Earl?

So, everyone finally turned their attention to Natsuki Subaru, who had a confused look on his face.

"Foreigners."

"Suddenly came into contact with the King's Choice Substitute."

"Trying to infiltrate the Mezas family."

"A strange 'kind-hearted person' who knew clearly that Emilia's badge was lost and helped her find it all the way." Xia Jia added.

Subaru stepped back in fear: "Hey, don't say that. Doesn't that make me super suspicious?!!! Also, why did you say the most fatal problem? Aren't we allies?"

Seeing Subaru's cowardly look, everyone ignored him and turned their attention to Xia Jia.

Ram: "Is the purpose to divert attention?"

Most of the people here, except Emilia, are Roswaal's people. Puck and Betty are the elves created by the [Greedy Witch] Echidna, and Roswaal, who calls himself his disciple, has a 400-year friendship with them.

After Xia Jia suddenly said this, Xia Jia naturally became more suspicious.

Xia Jia smiled and said, "As a newly summoned spirit, I should not have much conflict of interest with you. Based on this, can you trust me a little?"