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Chapter 866 Alf-chan's Private Discussion

"Sister! Please tell me how to become a popular senior! I don't want to get along with the junior girls!"

Lefiya expressed her troubles.

This must be in Versailles. Definitely. I didn't expect you to be like this, Lefiya. I misjudged you!

Shaga almost pushed the door open and angrily hit the elf dog's head.

At the moment, Lefiya was still staring expectantly behind the partition, hoping that the nun could give her some advice.

Aqua was also thinking about this question very seriously.

Finally, she gave the answer that her brain could think of:

"Think of a magic spell that will instantly make you popular!"

"Eh? Is there really such a thing? Teach me quickly!" Lefiya's eyes lit up, as if she had met strange electric waves.

Aqua coughed and said in a gentle and tolerant voice:

"Kazuma's holy sword is tiny!"

"Huh?" Lefiya was stunned for a second.

Aqua repeated loudly: "Kazuma's holy sword is tiny!"

"Why? I remember Kazuma..."

Aqua said seriously: "Yes, it's that devil who steals women's panties everywhere. As long as he has the same enemy as everyone else, he can instantly close the distance between the two of us!"

Xia Jia was silent after hearing this...

This is actually logical! Oh my god! Aqua can actually use her brain? !

No, that's not right, she just simply wanted to ruin Kazuma's reputation!

md, it’s worthy of being Aqua!

"Come... repeat it again, Kazuma's holy sword is tiny!" Aqua coaxed.

Lefiya shouted loudly: "Kazuma's holy sword is tiny!"

"Again!"

"Kazuma's holy sword is tiny!"

"Very good! I'll remember it!"

"Yes! Miss Sister!"

Russian qing.

Lefiya pushed the door open happily, and seeing Xia Jia looking up at the sky with despair again, Lefiya remembered that she had brought Xia Jia here specifically for psychological counseling.

"Captain, please come in! Muse is really useful and knows everything!"

"Haa..." Shaka said weakly: "Compared to this, I would rather Alf-chan serve me."

Lefiya had a strange expression on her face: "Captain, why did you choose that person who has a bit of a brain?"

At this moment, Xia Jia suddenly saw Livilia standing behind Lefiya with a sneer on her face.

But the elf was still twirling his fingers while falling down. "Look, that guy who deliberately keeps saying 'beep, beep, beep☆(ゝω?)v' is weird no matter how you think about it."

Don't say any more. Xia Jia winked.

Lefiya continued to chatter: "Also, what about the cutest Alf-chan? How could the great Alf be someone who would just talk about something so casually? I want to punish her for copyright fraud!"

"Hmm! Cough cough cough! Hmm!" Xia Jia coughed violently.

Lefiya put her hands on her hips and said, "Why, did I say something wrong? You actually called yourself a royal family name or something? You must be punished by God, by God!"

"Lefiya..." Livilia's cold voice sounded above the elf's head.

"Ah——————" Lefiya shuddered and turned her head stiffly.

When she saw Livilia, she breathed a sigh of relief: "What? It's Lady Livilia. I was just looking for you. There is a strange nun who is destroying the name of our great Alver."

"Oh~ really?" Livilia's mouth twitched violently and her fists clenched so hard that they made a crackling sound.

Xia Jia glanced at the distance, and saw three men who were surrounded by the seven-star adventurer with three bodies and a stacked network, and slammed the door shut.

"Well, I'll...go for the consultation first."

……

Boom!

After closing the door heavily, Xia Jia ignored the noise outside and came to the consultation room.

"Lost lambs...tell us your troubles."

Xia Jia knew that it was Aqua behind this, so he thought about it and decided to tell her about the problem he had encountered.

"Actually..., I have something I want to confess..."

"Speak, speak! Confess your drunkenness, and repent for it!"

Xia Jia lowered his head and said, "Actually, I'm dating several girls at the same time."

"That's it, that's it."

"Also, I'm not only interested in flat breasts, I'm also obsessed with big breasts, and even have a special liking for black and white stockings. To the point that I can't help but want to try out virgin girls and even lolita."

"That's a really serious crime. The minimum sentence is three years, and the maximum is death penalty!"

"Just yesterday, my girlfriends suddenly found me... and did this and that to me! Ugh~"

"Uh..." Aqua was stunned.

"In the morning, I finally pushed their bodies away and got out of the quagmire, but I only felt extremely empty and exhausted... I am guilty!"

This is just a show-off! Damn Shaga! Aqua clenched her fists, but as a professional nun, she opened her arms and smiled a holy smile.

"Don't worry, God will forgive everything."

“You should love big breasts, you should love flat breasts. The teachings of Axis allow everything, even if it’s lolita, NEET, or even people who like girls with animal ears. As long as they are not undead or demon girls, as long as there is love and it is not illegal, everything can be forgiven!”

She exudes divine power that purifies everything:

"You, the devout believer. In order to stop being tempted by the devil, I grant you this sacred spell!"

"Eris' breasts are padded!" Shaga raised his head and answered.

“Huh? You actually learned to answer quickly?!” Aqua was greatly surprised: “You are indeed my staunch believer.”

"Who wants to join the Akusis Cult? You bastard Aqua!" Shaga threw the water cup angrily.

“I’d rather believe that Aqua’s underwear is transparent than that spell! I’ll have Kazuma go to the Adventurer’s Guild and post an advertisement to recruit a new high priest.”

Aqua's face flushed red, and she almost rushed out of the cubicle, wanting to tear Shaga apart: "What?! You are apostasy! Apostasy!"

"You can't solve my troubles, let the cutest Alf-chan come! I need her comfort!"

thump—

Just as he finished speaking, the door was kicked open from the outside.

Livilia, with fighting spirit burning all over her body, stepped in step by step, dragging Lefiya, who was spinning mosquito coils:

"Who else! Who's looking for Alver-chan?!"

"Eh?!" Xia Jia suddenly realized that the hearing of high-level adventurers seemed to be freaks!

"is it you?!"

Livilia grabbed Shaga's collar and pulled him in front of her.

Feeling the wet touch from the tip of my nose and the breath coming from Livilia.

Lady Livilia is amazing. She is so elegant even when she is angry.

'Kamisato Ayaka' seemed to be standing up again.

"Yes~"

"Then come with me! Let's go to the room over there and chat alone!"

Chapter 867 Lefiya's Little Theater in the Brain

Riveria's private bedroom.

She threw the unconscious Lefiya on the bed, sat down on the sofa, pointed to her side and said:

"sit."

"Yes!" Xia Jia shuddered and leaned against Livilia, glancing at the mature elf from time to time, sizing up her expression.

Why is she looking for me?

Is he really angry?

Or are you trying to threaten me with this? But that's not right, didn't I say 'You don't want Alf-chan's identity to be discovered'?

How come the roles have been reversed? It seems like they want to tell me what cruelty is?

……

The beauty beside me was leaning lazily on the back of the chair. This posture showed her exquisite curves to the fullest. Her round buttocks pressed the chair surface concave, and the slit cheongsam style revealed a small section of white, followed by a layer of semi-transparent black silk, which flowed along the seat to the ground.

Livilia pushed her green hair back, and her stern face swept over with a pair of naturally cold eyes: "I heard... you have been troubled recently?"

Xia Jia first felt a refreshing fragrance, secretly Miao Renfeng. Hmm... a little poor. But very elegant.

"No...no!"

He denied it subconsciously.

"No? No, then why go to the confessional? Could it be..." Livilia narrowed her eyes, revealing a dangerous look:

"Did you hear any rumors? Did you do this on purpose?"

Livilia did not mention anything about Alf-chan, and her words were full of temptation.

Xia Jia felt that if he gave a bad answer, his good brother would leave him. His brain worked quickly and he said:

"No, I am worried! It's about what will happen after I become a god."

Speaking of becoming a god, Livilia was no longer sleepy. Her eyes shone with light, one hand was placed on Shaka's side, and her head leaned forward:

"Becoming a god? What does it feel like to be a god? Is there really that feeling of being omnipotent and knowing all knowledge?"

The hot and humid breath turned into a fragrant breeze, surrounding Xia Jia's nose, and then brushed across his heart like a spring breeze.

Xia Jia raised his head, trying not to let his eyes fall on Livilia's chest, and said proudly:

"How should I put this?"

"Please tell me! I'm curious!" Livilia's face suddenly moved closer, and the tip of her nose seemed to be about to touch Shaga's cheek.

This cunning human being can always find some very interesting "unknowns". Compared with the dungeon, Shaka has gradually taken the first place in her heart.

"What should I do?" Xia Jia moved away a little, clenching his fists and sweating.

The elf's stereotypical icy face made Xia Jia feel that if he didn't say anything, Livilia would freeze him on the spot with [Fimbulwinter].

"Actually..." Xia Jia dragged out the words.

Livilia immediately sat up straight, her mouth corners curved downward, her eyes were serious, and her long pointed ears moved.

"Please say!"

"Hmm..., after becoming a god, you do have that feeling of omnipotence that you had in your mind, as if everything in the world is within your knowledge. With just a thought, you can do anything, or make anything develop in the direction of the story you want."

"hiss--"

Livilia took a breath and said, "Is this the legendary divine will?"

"Yes." Xia Jia nodded.

"But... in that state, I seemed to no longer be myself." He sighed.

"What do you mean?" Livilia's pupils dilated and her nostrils flared slightly.