The abnormal daily life of a painter

"Who do you want to kill... Forget it, let's see what we hit."

Marisa looked at the situation outside the window: "It's okay, I just accidentally bumped into a night market stall."

"That's it?" Zheng Yichen opened the car window, felt a little reckless when the wind blew, just as he was about to go back, his arm was grabbed by someone, his small palm had sharp nails, and he was still very strong. Zheng Yichen, who felt a little numb from the grasping, also felt a little pain.

Looking down, there was a girl with pink hair, gray eyes, and bird wings. The other party stared at Zheng Yichen fiercely, revealing the expression of an old lady who wants to kill you group of perpetrators!

Then she saw two faces looking back from the front seat, the girl with blonde hair and the girl with black hair and the girl with pink hair immediately became docile...

"Ora, so it's Hakurei Miko... You guys smashed my stall and almost hit me, will you compensate me?"

After the impulse in her head disappeared, the pink-haired girl's sanity took over. She also participated in the previous banquet, but the idea of ​​participating was to take advantage of the opportunity to sell more things and make some money, which impressed her the most. What is the last firework.

After the banquet, she went back to Yedao and continued to set up a stall. As for business, monsters would come here even if no one came. A monster with a wheel rushed over and knocked her stall into pieces on the spot, and she was almost knocked into the air.

"Compensation!?" The pink-haired girl's words touched Hakurei Reimu's sensitive nerves: "When I met a monster who was active in the night alley in the middle of the night and tried to ambush humans, I was going to get rid of it on the spot. How dare you come to me when you meet me?" Want money!?"

The pink-haired girl was so aggrieved that she almost burst into tears. Lingmeng looked at the pink-haired girl who dared not speak out...no, not even the pink-haired girl who didn't dare to be angry, and her eyes fell on Zheng Yichen: "This car is not mine, it's his. .”

"Then...then can I keep him?" The pink-haired girl looked at Zheng Yichen with a little eagerness in her eyes. There are many monsters in this human being who want to capture them, not for food, but because of the other party. It's very special, if the other party can compensate you, then you can save a lot of effort in setting up a stall in the future, right?

Especially things like ingredients, some of which were caught by herself, some bought from some places, and seasonings and so on, all cost money.

With this human being, all the above things are unnecessary, and you can make a lot of money by trading without money!

"You have a good idea." Hakurei Reimu directly broke the illusion of the pink-haired girl. When she got out of the car, the pink-haired girl suddenly had the urge to run away. She was really afraid of being expelled.

"Ask him if there is any way to fix it." She walked to Zheng Yichen's side and took a look at Zheng Yichen. Although she was still drunk, Zheng Yichen was sober because of the shock of "hitting someone": "What do you think I drive this thing for?"

"Send me back? Don't you guys know how to fly?" Zheng Yichen was stunned for a while before realizing what she meant.

"that's not important!"

"..." Oh, the important thing is that you want to drive, right?

Zheng Yichen breathed out, took out his paintbrush, looked at the two little hands on his arms: "You let me go..."

The pink-haired girl let go of Zheng Yichen's arm nervously. Only then did she notice that the human being who had been turned over from the stall just now was a little too powerful to grab the human being. In addition, the monster's sharp nails had already left Zheng Yichen's arm. There were some small blood holes.

Zheng Yichen took a paintbrush and touched those small blood holes, and smelled the paintbrush by the way: "It feels like the blood smells like alcohol... Who did I drink with before?"

Unexpectedly, Zheng Yichen took out a blank piece of paper from the car, pressed it on the car window and quickly drew two Holy Grails, one of low quality, one of ultra-low quality, and the one of ultra-low was directly used for treatment, As for the low-quality one, he stuffed it to the pink-haired girl in front of him: "It's compensation, this thing can be used to make wishes, but it's not omnipotent so don't waste it."

"Making a wish? I've heard about this thing from some monsters. It's a very rare good thing." The pink-haired girl was satisfied immediately. The place where this kind of thing first appeared was the underground labyrinth at the Forest of Magic. She has also been there, but because the characteristics of the monster are too obvious, she was driven away before entering.

But some monsters who disguised well and sneaked in found some good things. Although the things inside disappeared after a while, the related rumors remained. Among them was a special 'golden cup' that could make wishes.

"It will be useless at dawn, so use it as soon as you need it."

"Then..." The pink-haired girl looked at her damaged stall. As a result of the collision between the wooden mobile stall and the metal car, the wood was smashed to pieces, and all the food was reimbursed.

Then get your stall back to normal.

The pink-haired girl made such a wish, and the inefficient Holy Grail in her hand turned into shattered light and disappeared. Under the influence of an invisible force, the wreckage of the shattered stall floated up again, and they were quickly assembled together like building blocks. Together, the broken place disappeared after recombination.

The ingredients and other things that fell on the ground also floated up, and the stains on them were quickly peeled off, and the charcoal fire fell into the grill.

"Okay, it's amazing!" The pink-haired girl looked at the restored stall with an incredulous expression. She had seen very powerful monsters, and those monsters were very destructive. This behavior brings a visual impact.

What she saw now made her feel a deep sigh, and she suddenly regretted using that kind of thing here.

"Well, do you want to stay and eat something? I can treat you." The pink-haired girl said, and then realized what she had overlooked: "Ah, by the way, my name is Mystia Loreira, and I am Night Sparrow , you can try the barbecue I made, and if you are satisfied, you can come here often in the future, I usually stay here at Yedao at night."

Zheng Yichen rubbed his stomach, although he ate a lot at the banquet, but the banquet has passed for some time, and he drank a lot of wine inexplicably before, as well as the smell of some barbecue, which made him a little moved: " Then eat some."

The mobile stall is not big, and the place will be filled up if three people sit side by side, but the place is small, but the atmosphere is very good. The proprietress Yeque, who has entered the state, hums softly to the community, and grills skillfully, while While working, he showed a look of amazement. Not only the stall was completely restored, but some damaged ingredients also returned to normal.

Simply amazing.

Now she seems to have forgotten the horrible scene of a four-wheeled monster crashing over just now. Since it is business and the guests are seated, they should be treated well.

"I've kept you waiting for a long time." Putting the grilled hagfish on the snack table, the proprietress Yeque asked softly, "Do you need wine?"

"……Do not."

"Come on." Lingmeng said very bluntly, and interrupted Zheng Yichen's words by the way. She originally wanted to go back. She just took a bath and sat at the barbecue booth. Later, she would inevitably get some barbecue on her body. It's delicious, but who made the proprietress of the barbecue stall say that she wants to treat the guests in person?

Then why is she being polite?

And Marisa next to her is similar to her. Anyway, someone has a treat, so why be polite? Being polite is disrespecting the treater, just eat and drink.

"You...forget it." Zheng Yichen really wanted to say that you are still young, but after thinking about Gensokyo here, he said that this is of little significance, why not eat more, the barbecue tastes very good, Zheng Yichen saw it The drawing paper on the side did not smash the signboard, but he drew a lot of new ingredients.

For some other meat, the proprietress Yeque was a little hesitant. She had agreed to treat her guests, but Zheng Yichen now produced new ingredients. In order to get in touch with new things, she hesitated for a short time before starting work, cutting the meat The seasoning is done in one go.

"The drawn ingredients can really be used..." Her cognition was refreshed again. Are these things really drawn?Why does it look more like Zheng Yichen used some kind of magic to steal ingredients from other places in the name of painting?

With the ingredients drawn by Zheng Yichen, the atmosphere at the food stand becomes even better, but occasionally some monsters come here, and their eyes light up when they find humans here, but when they come closer, they turn around and see who is inside. just run.

It was covered by a curtain before, and you couldn't tell who it was just from the legs under the bench, but after getting closer, I confirmed that it was the group of people that Gensokyo couldn't afford to mess with, so run away!

"Welcome to come next time." Standing beside the car, the proprietress Yeque said politely.

Zheng Yichen, who was sitting in the driver's seat, waved his hand: "Next time!"

After having another meal here, he also recovered a bit, at least his mind will not be as dizzy as it was not long ago, and the problem of driving... Even if he is not in good condition, it is better than two female drivers imagining Racing late at night in the countryside?

Just looking at the traces on the car, you can tell what happened to them before. The car hit a tree at least twice!

"Can you do it, don't hit anything." Reimu, who was sitting in the co-pilot, was a little dissatisfied, feeling that her ability was underestimated.

"Of course it's okay. Anyway... let's go." Zheng Yichen started the car as he spoke, and the proprietress of Yeque immediately retreated a certain distance after hearing the sound. There are certain shades.

Looking at the cars going away, she breathed a sigh of relief and felt a little regretful, and then returned to the stall, humming an attractive ditty softly.

Outside the lost bamboo forest, Zheng Yichen looked at Lingmeng who was following him and fell into deep thought: "Why don't you fly back?"

"Don't be so troublesome, just give this to me." Lingmeng patted Zheng Yichen's car that was about to be abandoned.

"This...be careful, the car will disappear if the damage is too serious, and it will disappear without dawn."

"Okay, you can take Marisa away." Reimu waved his hands with some disgust, expressing that he has the ability to handle this thing, even if he can't drive it back, it's okay to hold this car and take it back.

"..." Zheng Yichen looked at the rickety car and drove away, walked behind Marisa and pushed the wheelchair: "Really, I have been tossing until now."

Marisa, who was sitting in a wheelchair, couldn't help but yawned, and stretched out her hand to gently touch her stuffed stomach: "If you don't go to the shrine, I will live there."

"What's the matter? Did I spoil your good deed?"

Zheng Yichen gave Marisa a strange look, and the blond girl's eyes drifted away: "No, I just thought that I used to go to Reimu's place to play for a while and then left. I haven't stayed there for a long time... "

"Guess I believe it or not?" Zheng Yichen, whose head was still a little fluttering, said very simply, his drunkenness eased a lot, but it didn't disappear completely.

"Ah! Hurry up and go back, it's so late, we won't be locked out for the whole night, right?" Marisa yelled, signaling Zheng Yichen not to stand here, but to move quickly.

Zheng Yichen smiled, and pushed the wheelchair into the bamboo forest. The bamboo forest is not safe at night. When walking, you can still see some glowing eyes nearby, which are the eyes of some monsters, but those monsters There was no plan to attack.

He is also a regular visitor here, and those monsters know that some people can't be offended, especially those related to the eternal pavilion.

All the way to Eternal Pavilion unimpeded, seeing the state here, Zheng Yichen couldn't help but glance at Marisa: "You crow's mouth, you really hit the spot..."

It was too late, and they were locked outside. If they knocked on the door at this time, I don't know if Baiyi Yonglin is angry.

"What are we going to do, are we really going to spend the night outside?"

"Don't worry, I have a solution."

Chapter 352 How dare you

Bayi Yonglin may have fallen asleep, but Zheng Yichen felt that someone must have not slept, no, there is no need to think, it must have not slept at all.

"You're going to be killed by Yonglin like this!" Kaguya said viciously as he took off his earphones as he watched Zheng Yichen pry open the window.

"You think I want this? You didn't respond at all when you knocked on the window, so that's all I can do."

The person inside didn't respond when he knocked on the window, but he responded when he started prying.

"When did you become so courageous? Is it because you drank too much?" Hui Ye moved his nose lightly, smelling a strong smell of alcohol, but Zheng Yichen's eyes fluttered even if he drank too much, except for this Outside of this point, it doesn't look much different from usual... Oh, maybe I'm a little bolder.

Dare to pry her window.

"This is an accident, can you open the door?"

"That's too troublesome, since you've already pried the window, just come in from here." Kaguya didn't want to leave his warm home and computer.

"That's fine too." Zheng Yichen put his head back from the window.

Afterwards, Huiye heard Zheng Yichen's heckling sound, accompanied by the girl's scream: "Be careful, don't drop me."

"I can't stop falling on your legs." Zheng Yichen responded casually, and lifted Marisa who was sitting in the wheelchair. He didn't know why he suddenly wanted to do this, but after all this trouble, he just showed it. ...With his current physical fitness and the explosion brought about by a little qi in his body, it is enough to lift a person and a wheelchair together.

Well, it was lifted into the window, and then Zheng Yichen also ran in along the window, and took a careful look at Hui Ye's 'boudoir', Zheng Yichen's eyes were shining with a strange light.

It's not a shy look, but a novelty...

Speaking of the current time, the current environment, and the short-lived quiet atmosphere, there is a feeling that something needs to be done secretly.

It's just that this atmosphere didn't last long, he was kicked out first, followed by Marisa, and Kaguya closed the door with a shallow yawn. Although she was very sleepy, she didn't want to sleep, just wanted to sleep. With the newly acquired computer, even if the computer disappears with time, the archives inside will be completely ruined.

But this is a challenge!

In the ward, Zheng Yichen saw the medicine and the note that Yayi Yonglin left here. After picking up the note and looking at it, Zheng Yichen threw a blue pill to Marisa: "This is yours."

"? Why are the colors different?" Her pills are blue, while Zheng Yichen's are blue.

"Why don't we switch?"

"Uh...forget it." Marisa threw the pill in her hand into her mouth, and tasted it by the way: "Wow, it's so bitter!!"

Zheng Yichen took off his coat first, and after sitting on the hospital bed covered with the quilt, he couldn't wait to eat the blue pill in his hand, and started the night of dreaming, Mengdie...

"Hey, why are you... oops?" Seeing Zheng Yichen who had fallen asleep, Marisa let out a bit of a tangled breath. She looked at her clothes, and didn't think too much about it. She just slept in a skirt and waited. When you recover from illness, you can change into new clothes.

In the dream, Zheng Yichen still appeared first in the dark realm, and saw the three statues by the way, Zheng Yichen thought for a while, cut his finger, pinched the blue light that flowed from his finger, and drew a picture of Get up, come here, it feels a bit bad not to leave anything.

What's more, this is also an opportunity to test, to see if the things drawn here can go back with the dark environment.

As for what to draw, Zheng Yichen thought about it, and first drew a Bayi Yonglin. The painting quickly changed from 2D to 3D 'statue'. Zheng Yichen walked around the statue, looking at the same as before After drawing no difference, I started to draw the second one.

"It's so beautiful." Zheng Yichen looked at the painted Mount Huiye of Penglai and nodded. He didn't speak or mention video games. That's true.

Fortunately, the drawn Ling Ling is the image of the New Year's album release party, and the appearance is also very high.

The third one... Zheng Yichen looked at the ball of light in his hand, the blue shimmer seemed to be squeezed out a bit too much, he quickly drew the third picture after thinking about it, at this time the weight of the light ball was still left a lot of.

Reisen, Reimu, Marisa, and Yakumo Zi, even he drew Shia and Galina. Galina is definitely not the image of an old lady.

The last gleam of light was painted as Inaba Tenmi, but maybe the gleam was a little less, and the last painting he drew was a bit vain. Zheng Yichen thought about it, squeezed the wound in his hand, and finished the painting.

"This way it's almost the same." Thinking of this, Zheng Yichen caught the phantom light not far away, and started the dream of the butterfly.

As before, if you concentrate, everything in the dream will become blurred. If you don’t concentrate, you can see what you want to see but you can’t touch it. get what you want.

As for giving up?Probably because of the medicine, Zheng Yichen thinks everything in Mengdie is very attractive.

the next day.

Marisa woke up first, she yawned, then opened her eyes wide, she saw her legs which were in a different position because she felt uncomfortable while sleeping, her legs could move, which means ...

"Yeah!" The girl recalled with a panicked exclamation, Zheng Yichen who was woken up slowly opened his eyes, his headache was splitting and he had the urge to smash things, he remembered that he didn't have hypoglycemia, right?

He wanted to move, but found himself unexpectedly weak, what's going on?After realizing something was wrong, Zheng Yichen immediately thought of that girl, Bayi Yonglin. Could it be that the other party's medicine has some kind of very serious problem?

Marisa on the side raised her skirt and looked at her big white legs in a daze. She didn't care about the opposite sex. Her legs could move, but they didn't obey her. Think about it this way, she was thinking about moving forward Walking, but the legs sing a different tune.

The leg is healed, but it is not thorough, and it is still in the state of being "broken leg".

"Forget it, take it easy, you should be able to recover tomorrow." Marisa comforted herself, then looked at Zheng Yichen, her expression couldn't help but twitch: "You...you look so drained look??"

"...? Have you seen people being squeezed dry?"

Marisa shook her head: "No, but I see it now."

She looked at Zheng Yichen in amazement, Zheng Yichen ate a lot last night, right?Why did he act like a human being after sleeping all night.

"Call me a doctor, I may have taken fake medicine."

?Marisa's face immediately turned green. If Zheng Yichen took fake medicine, what kind of medicine did she take last night? ?

"You, you won't mistake the medicine we take, will you?"

Zheng Yichen lost the strength to roll his eyes: "I'm not blind!"

The hustle and bustle in the ward quickly attracted the doctor, and because Bantian came in first, she looked at Zheng Yichen's face with a smile... Uh, the smile stopped abruptly, and the rabbit's eyes were filled with great doubts: "What the hell? What? How did you become like this? Couldn’t it be that you really went to find some rabbits??”

She reached out and pinched Zheng Yichen's face: "Although some rabbits have come to me to complain about being harassed by humans recently, you can't do that either."