At what age are you still being a traditional monster?

Zhang Boduan recognized that the person who came was the Anji Immortal, so he said with a smile: "Old birthday star, you are here too."

Shou Xing said with a smile: "The Buddha speaks frankly, is there any reason not to come?"

After a while, I saw that the Buddha's light on the main seat was shining everywhere, with auspicious clouds and holy mist, a person who was six feet tall and covered with golden light came.

All the immortals and Buddhas worshiped together:

"I have seen the Buddha!"

The one who came was the Western Paradise, Sakyamuni!

The Buddha returned the salute to the immortals and Buddhas, then turned his head and asked Kassapa beside him, "I taught you to draw up a list to invite all the immortals and Buddhas. Take a look, who else has not arrived?"

Kasyapa glanced at him, clasped his palms together and said, "It's still far from Venerable Avalokitesvara."

The Buddha was about to speak, when suddenly a cloud of auspiciousness came out from the sky, the Buddha saw it with a smile, and said:

"It's just a matter of thinking about it."

On the auspicious clouds, the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara appears.

Guanyin Bodhisattva first visited the Buddha, then turned around and apologized to the immortals and Buddhas: "It's a sin, a sin, I'm late."

The Buddha smiled and said, "You live on the South China Sea, the journey is far away, and it is not easy to come all the way."

Guanyin Bodhisattva laughed and said, "It's all due to the hard work of my lower golden-haired monkey to catch up."

Kasyapa checked the list again, and said to Buddha: "Buddha, all the immortals and Buddhas invited have come."

The Buddha nodded with a smile and said, "If that's the case, then let's talk."

So the immortals sat down, and the Buddhas sat down.

Just listen to the discourse of the Buddha, and Taiyi Tianzun speaks during the banquet. Those who are enlightened by both Buddhism and Taoism are enlightened, and those who speak out speak out. For a time, the grand meeting, purple clouds gather on the top of Lingshan, and thousands of feet of golden light shines on the nine heavens.

Just when the discussion of the Tao is important, when the Buddha speaks the truth.

A rogue breaks in.

Zhang Boduan was listening intently, when he saw someone intruding, he immediately went to see that person, suddenly felt familiar, and called out the person's name.

"Zhang Guolao?"

That fairy was none other than Zhang Guolao, all the celestial beings wondered why Zhang Guolao came here, they heard that old fairy had already spoken.

"Bodhisattva! Old Immortal, it is really hard for me to find you!"

Zhang Guolao said this to Avalokitesvara who was beside the Buddha.

Guan Shiyin frowned and asked, "The old fairy came from the South China Sea?"

Zhang Guo said: "Isn't it? I went to the South China Sea to look for you Bodhisattva, and was told by your apprentice Hui An that you had gone to Huiling Mountain, and came here in a hurry."

Zhang Guolao started panting as he spoke, presumably he was really in a hurry to find someone.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said: "Old Immortal, don't be in a hurry, what do you need to find me?"

Zhang Guolao sighed heavily, and said: "This matter is all caused by my white donkey, if anyone asks the Venerable Guanyin."

At this moment, Shou Xing smiled and said, "Guo Lao, if your donkey is sick, you should go to the veterinarian. How can you ask Guanyin?"

These words caused all the immortals and Buddhas present to laugh.

Zhang Guo waved his sleeves angrily, and said, "You're the only one who likes to joke!"

The Buddha also laughed and said: "Old Immortal, don't be angry, what's the matter, let's talk about it slowly, and everyone present will think of a way together with you."

Zhang Guo gave Shou Xing a white look, and told all about the white donkey.

Zhang Boduan was shocked when he heard it, and couldn't help saying: "So, your donkey has already been conceived?"

Zhang Guo said: "It's not just an adult, now I have given up my country, and I want to go overseas to find immortals!"

Zhang Boduan said: "That's not very good. Your brother showed up and took him in. It's just that there is one donkey missing and more apprentices."

Zhang Guolao sighed: "If only it were so easy! Although that stupid donkey has become an adult, he still has a memory. I have rescued him twice, and I found that he has a tendency to remember me faintly. I was afraid that he would flee to nowhere after recovering his memory, so I dare not reappear."

"So, you can't accept this apprentice."

"I can't accept it, I can't accept it."

Guanyin said at this time: "Since you went overseas to seek immortality, you went to Penglai, East China Sea, where you live, and there are many acquaintances who can take disciples on your behalf, why did you come to find me?"

Zhang Guo said angrily: "That stupid donkey found the wrong direction, instead of going east, he went south! The only thing I can think of above the South China Sea is you, Bodhisattva."

The immortals and Buddhas were silent, and then titters sounded.

Guanyin Bodhisattva thought for a while and said, "So old fairy, you want me to accept disciples for you?"

Zhang Guolao bowed his hands and said: "My donkey is very stubborn and ignorant of world affairs. I am afraid that he will go astray and damage his roots. I hope the Bodhisattva will be merciful and take him away."

At this time, a fairy asked: "Old fairy, are you willing to let your white donkey abandon the way and follow the Buddha?"

Zhang Guolao said: "As long as he can achieve the right result of cultivation and has a benevolent heart, what is the difference between Buddhism and Taoism?"

The Buddha nodded and said, "I've been talking about the scriptures for a long time, and Tianzun has been talking about the Tao for a while, but it's not as good as you old fairy."

"Honor Avalokitesvara?"

"The disciple is here."

The Buddha laughed and said, "You can accept this favor."

Guanyin nodded with a smile, and said: "Okay, then I will accept this apprentice on behalf of the old fairy, but this body is not convenient for the world, and I need an incarnation."

After all, in a sudden change, Guanyin Bodhisattva disappeared, and from the mist, a golden light venerable appeared in the world.

See that Venerable: great compassion, great enlightenment, not dirty, not stained, not stained with dust.There is a golden lotus blooming on the head, and the body of the Western Miaojue Supreme.

Zhang Guolao stepped forward and said, "May I ask what your venerable's name is?"

The venerable said with a smile: "In the past, I turned into an ordinary monk and walked back to the South China Sea from the Lingshan Mountain in the west. I healed the diseases and flooded the suffering all the way, and relying on my disciple Hui'an to protect the Dharma, I was received by the king when I traveled to the south. , I was appointed as the Great Sage King Bodhisattva, and finally I sat in the city of Surabaya and turned back into myself."

"The Bodhisattva uses this incarnation to accept disciples?"

"Exactly."

"Thank you Zhang Guolao."

Zhang Guolao wanted to leave with the help of the Bodhisattva as he wished, but the Buddha asked him to stay with him to listen to the lecture, but he was politely refused, saying that he wanted to watch his donkey, otherwise he would cause some trouble.

All the immortals and Buddhas shook their heads and smiled wryly, sighing that the old immortal was busy.

After Zhang Guolao left, an Arhat walked in and faced the Buddha.

The Great Sage King Bodhisattva has turned back into himself, and asked: "Huizheng, I taught you to guard the mounts of the immortals and Buddhas earlier. You don't want to guard them, why are you here?"

Huizheng said: "It's the mounts of all the immortals and Buddhas who are clamoring to come in. I'm here to report."

Youxian frowned and said, "What are these bastards trying to do?"

The Buddha was also confused, so he said: "Since today is the door of convenience, I will discuss with you, and since they also want to come in and talk, let them come in."

Huizheng received the order and went out to bring the group of mounts up.

Taiyi Tianzun frowned when he saw this, because the leader was his own mount, the nine-headed green lion.

Followed by the two blue lions of Manjusri Bodhisattva, the white elephant of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and the white deer of Longevity...

Even the Golden Retriever of Avalokitesvara came in, but hid at the back and dared not look up.

Guanyin shook his head and smiled wryly, "Why are you making so much noise?"

The nine green lions stepped forward and knelt down and said, "Just now I heard about Zhang Guo's old white donkey outside. After thinking about it for a while, I only thought that the white donkey could be used to give birth to Xiu Guo. Why can I only be a mount?" ?So everyone is not convinced."

Guanyin Bodhisattva reprimanded: "You are all practicing with the immortal family, so why not accept it?"

The white elephant pouted its nose and said, "It's just letting others ride on it, how much practice is it?"

Puxian Bodhisattva stared at him, and Bai Xiang shrank back, not daring to speak.

But the Buddha said with a smile: "Then that's the case, do you want to have a baby?"

All the mounts look at me, I look at you, and said in unison: "I hope all the masters will be kind, let me wait to fix the fruit, and go for a long life and a happy life."

Shou Xing shook his head and said: "You will live forever if you follow us. How easy is it to cultivate the true fruit by yourself?"

The Buddha also nodded and said: "You think so beautifully, how can you get the right fruit easily? You need to go through hardships and stick to your heart to prove the right fruit. How many of you can withstand the hardships and all kinds of temptations in the world?"

All the mounts hesitated for a while, and said in unison: "Why don't you give it a try!"

Avalokitesvara shook her head and said, "I'm afraid that when you go down to the mortal world, in a few days, everyone will forget to practice and become a demon."

The white deer said: "The Bodhisattva's words are wrong. We haven't gone through the ordeal yet, so why insist on it?"

The Buddha said with a smile: "Okay, okay, since you have such a heart, then I will make a personal relationship with you and persuade your master to ask you to go to experience it. It depends on whether you will succeed or not?"

A green lion of Manjusri Bodhisattva said happily: "The Buddha's words are true!"

But the Buddha said: "However, I can't teach you to go at will. You need to find a suitable time. Are you willing to wait?"

All the mounts knelt down and said, "I only ask the Buddha for mercy."

When all the immortals and Buddhas saw it, they shook their heads and sighed.

It can all be seen that what these evil beasts are thinking about is not the fruit of cultivation, but just thinking about the mundane world.

"What do you think?"

However, since the Buddha is willing to speak, let them go, let's see if they can keep their heart, go through those ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, and cultivate to a positive result.

"Just listen to the arrangement of the Buddha."

The Buddha nodded with a smile, and said to Guanyin Bodhisattva: "You should write this down first, and when the time is right, teach them to go down to earth to practice."

"Yes."

Knowing the incident, all the mounts were taken out by Huizheng.

The Buddha continued to discuss.

1Chapter 16 Fairy? I'm a fart fairy!

After listening to Zhang Boduan's story, everyone was secretly amazed, they didn't expect that the mounts of the immortal Buddhas were going to seek the way of immortality.

Lu Yan smiled softly: "Fortunately, I only ride the clouds with my sword and don't raise any mounts, otherwise I'm afraid it will be more troublesome than the old fairy."

Bai Yuchan said: "Lu Zu, you still need to be careful."

"Watch out for what?"

"Be careful that your Chunyang sword flies away one day, and you have to find the true fruit."

Lu Yan's face darkened and he stopped talking.

Everyone laughed when they saw Lu Zu like this.

Only Lin Xu couldn't laugh anymore.

Good guy!What is the butterfly effect? ​​That stupid donkey still has such a big cause and effect?

Lin Xu shook his head, thinking that the white donkey might be heading south at this moment, and he wondered if there was a chance to meet him.

The next thing was that the four true immortals chatted about strange people and strange things again, and seeing that it was getting late, Zhang Boduan, Bai Yuchan, and Wei Huacun, the three true immortals also left each other and led their disciples away.

Seeing that it was getting late, Lin Xu decided to stay at Plum Blossom Temple.

Early the next morning, the Taoist priest of Plum Blossom Temple told Lin Xu that Lu Yan had gone to Penglai in the east, and asked Lin Xu to please, and by the way, invited Zhang Dushi for Lin Xu, so that Lin Xu could go in and out easily in the southern world.

This time it is good, so that in the future, when entering and leaving the city, Zhang Du will come out without using any tricks.

Lin Xu received the certificate and walked out of Plum Blossom Temple, came to Hangzhou Street, and sat down at a random noodle stall.

Coincidentally, I saw a familiar figure.

He hasn't left Hangzhou yet?

Lin Xu raised his eyebrows and hurried forward to grab the man.

"My boy, where are you going!"

Startled, Danzi turned his head and saw Lin Xu, his face was terrified, and he hurriedly tried to break free.

Where did Lin Xu allow him to go, he just exerted a slight force without making him move.

Danzi shouted: "Mystery, I was wrong, I really didn't mean to peek yesterday!"