At what age are you still being a traditional monster?

As soon as Lin Xu heard this, an unknown flame rose, and he immediately said: "You black guy is so stingy, we came to invite you to the banquet, but you issued an order to evict the guest first, leave him alone, brother Bai, let's go! "

Heifeng was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly grabbed Lord White Snake, saying: "Hehe, you are inviting me to dinner. Tell me earlier, I can't miss the free meal in the world."

Lord White Snake only smiled slightly and didn't say anything, but Lin Xu was in a bad mood, and said, "You don't think we will eat your food in the future?"

"Oh, I will eat you today, and you will eat mine another day. How nice it is for everyone to live in harmony."

"not good!"

Heifeng was stunned, and said: "You little demon, are you so angry today?"

Lord White Snake shook his head, letting the Black Wind Monster listen to it.

Black Wind Monster laughed unceremoniously after hearing this, pointed at Lin Xu and said, "It turns out that someone fetched water from a bamboo basket and even drenched himself all over, no wonder he was in a bad mood."

Lin Xu turned his head and didn't want to speak.

Seeing this, the black wind monster grabbed Lin Xu and said with a smile: "The predecessors said that cultivation is not easy, and you just encountered a little setback and can't accept it. How do you cultivate?"

Lin Xu didn't want to talk to the Black Wind Monster, so he just said to Lord White Snake, "Brother Bai, let's go."

"Hey!" Heifeng let out a strange laugh and didn't say any more.

Lord White Snake is actually a snake, and the cave he was looking for was a cold place, a natural karst cave at the foot of Heifeng Mountain, with a gurgling stream flowing inside, Lin Xu only felt a chill all over his body after entering, and couldn't help but sneezed.

Lord White Snake held a few wine glasses and said, "Come on, let's drink to get rid of the cold." After that, dishes were brought out and placed on the table, and the whole table was actually covered.

The Black Wind Monster drooled and said, "Where did you get all this?"

Lord White Snake smiled and said, "Of course I bought it from the nearest city."

"Tsk, it's good to be able to change form. If I, Old Hei, can change form, wouldn't it be more convenient to take other people's treasures."

Lin Xu said: "If you were transformed, you must be this dark."

The black wind monster slapped the table, startling Lin Xu, then he raised his glass and said: "After drinking this glass, it's over, don't blame me, Old Hei, for not giving you face."

Lin Xu didn't agree, and said: "You give me face back?"

Heifeng said strangely: "Just say whether you want to drink or not!"

Lin Xu thought to himself, forget it, it would make him look stingy if he went first like this, he immediately raised his glass and apologized: "Drink, it's my fault, I shouldn't speak disrespectfully to you."

"That's right!"

The two cups collided, and the two monsters drank each.

Lord White Snake also raised his cup to face the black wind monster, "I will respect Brother Hei first with this cup, and thank him for taking him in. It's just that I am not destined to be in the world, and I may accidentally disturb Brother Hei at that time, but Brother Hei, don't worry. Xiao Ke will never..."

The black wind monster patted the table, interrupted Lord White Snake and said, "What are you talking about, just a few demon exterminations, it's really not enough, I'll send it for you."

Lord White Snake smiled bitterly, and said, "Then I'll have another drink, thank you in advance." After speaking, Lord White Snake filled himself again.

This black bear is still drunk, and he speaks in a set manner, just like those people Lin Xu met in his previous life who liked to brag at the wine table.

"The second cup is to respect Brother Lin, thank you for interceding with Ling Yun for me."

Lin Xu said: "Brother Bai, what did you say? If it weren't for you today, I would have already seen the King of Hades. If I want to thank you, I will thank you first."

Hei Feng said strangely: "Don't thank you here and there, just drink well when you drink."

After three rounds of drinking, the Black Wind Monster was already slightly tipsy, and Lin Xu hadn't had much alcohol in his entire life, so he lay down on the table a little too much, only Lord White Snake took it lightly.

"I'm not afraid of your jokes, but I, Old Hei, actually live alone in Heifeng Mountain... Well, I'm short of people to talk to!"

Lin Xu smiled and said: "As long as you allow me to speak rudely to you, I will talk to you every day!"

Heifeng said strangely: "Then you should practice alchemy with the old Taoist priest Lingyun every day."

The Three Demons laughed heartily.

Lord White Snake suddenly said: "Actually, Xiao Ke has only been obsessed with books since he became wise. He has never talked to many people, just like Brother Hei."

Lin Xu said: "Brother Bai, you have also been a prime minister in the world, how can you say so few people?"

"Above the officialdom, today you are hypocritical and a snake, I am full of absurd remarks, and he falters, how can anyone say anything?"

Lin Xu turned his head, and said: "There is a lot of nonsense!"

Lord White Snake's eyes lit up, and he became excited rarely, and said, "Okay, quick words!"

The black wind monster took advantage of his sexuality and said: "Do it again!"

The three demons drank for a while again, this time even Lord White Snake was a little slurred.

Only the Black Wind Monster murmured: "From now on in Black Wind Mountain, you two will be my old black brothers, and outsiders can't bully you!"

Lin Xu stood up gracefully, bowed to the black wind monster, and said with a smile: "Then do I have to call you big brother?"

Mr. White Snake also jokingly said: "Then Xiaoke has to call Brother Hei Big Brother."

The black wind monster waved his hand, and said proudly: "What's there to say? From now on, I will be your big brother, so it's settled, come on! Stand up, today we are here to worship Jinlan as brothers!"

Lord White Snake smiled and said, "Okay, but what do the three of us want to worship?"

Lin Xu said: "That's right, who do monsters want to worship when they become sworn brothers?"

In this era, I don't know if Second Master Guan was born, but it seems that monsters worshiping others can cause trouble for Second Master.

Seeing the black wind monster was also a little confused, Lord White Snake smoothed things over and said: "Regardless of monsters and humans, they are all between heaven and earth, so let's worship heaven and earth."

"Eh..." Lord White Snake's remarks made Lin Xu hesitate, and it seemed a bit wrong to worship the world with a snake and a bear.

"Okay, then let the world be a lesson." The black wind monster shouted.

Lin Xu couldn't help but joked: "I don't know if the world is willing or not."

The black wind monster squinted his eyes, and said: "I don't know the heavens, but you can ask the earth for their opinions!"

"How to ask?"

Before Lin Xu could say anything, he saw the black wind monster raised his thigh, slammed it on the ground, and shouted: "Come on!"

The ground actually started to shake slightly, Lin Xuzheng was puzzled, and saw a short old man crawling out from the ground.

"Land?" Lin Xu couldn't help but ask.

The land was still a little dazed when it was called out, but when three drunken monsters looked at him together, they tremblingly said: "The three kings are..."

The black wind monster picked up the land and put it on the table, and then said: "Land, we usually don't violate the water in the well, today I invite you to come out, I want you to be a witness!"

Land's heart is very broken, yes, the well water does not interfere with the river water, what are you black wind monsters doing to arrest me here!

I saw the three monsters kneeling on the ground together, facing the ground.

"The land of Heifeng Mountain is the proof, the three of my brothers swore a vow here today, and from now on they will be my brothers!"

"Big brother!"

"Second brother!"

Lin Xu shouted first.

Lord White Snake and Black Wind Monster also said softly: "Third brother."

The three monsters naturally call each other.

Only the land on the table looked confused.

No, what on earth are you going to do? Why do you want me to have a piece of land to witness you being sworn brothers!

The land does not understand that when people drink too much, there is no logic.

Chapter 9 Intended

"So, you almost got mad after you came back from me yesterday?"

In Changchun Temple, Ling Yun's hand holding the teacup trembled slightly.

Lin Xu nodded.

Ling Yun sighed, and said: "It's also my fault, I didn't expect you to be a completely wild way."

Lin Xu didn't care whether Ling Yun's words were mocking or not, he said urgently: "And I also found a bigger problem, when I woke up this morning, I found that all the spiritual energy I absorbed yesterday had dissipated!"

Ling Yun stroked his beard and said with a disdainful smile: "That's natural. Do you think this aura becomes yours after inhaling it into your body? Your body is just a container. As time goes by, the aura will naturally dissipate."

Lin Xu arched his paws and said, "Please teach me, Taoist priest."

"Teach?" Ling Yun's tone gradually became irritable, "The Great Pill pointed directly at it, in addition to the Breathing Art, there is also the Heart Fire Art, you don't look carefully, but beg me to teach you!"

Lin Xu said that I really didn't see it!

Ling Yun said: "That's all, I thought you had a heart to seek the Tao, so I lent you the Great Pill. I didn't expect that a rotten wood can't be carved!"

Lin Xu knew that what Ling Yun said was angry, so he smiled and said: "I'm stupid, old man, don't be angry."

Ling Yun didn't pick up Lin Xu's rainbow fart, straightened his body and said: "Tell me what you saw yesterday."

Lin Xu thought about it for a while, and said: "Alchemy is the three steps of refining essence into qi, refining qi into god, and refining god into Tao."

"Then how do you know the success?" Ling Yun squinted his eyes and asked.

"There are three hurdles and three fields. If you raise one field and break one hurdle, you will succeed."

"Oh? Tell me in detail."

Lin Xu thought to himself, although I didn't read the book very carefully yesterday, but I still saw some things. If you want to test my memory, then you will meet my strengths, and blurted out:

"One is the lower dantian, the corresponding pass is the tail, the second is the middle dantian, the corresponding pass is the Jiaji, the third is the upper dantian, and the corresponding pass is the jade pillow."

"Do you know the location of the three gates?"

Lin Xu nodded and said: "I've seen the picture." After finishing speaking, he pawed the ground with his claws and came up with a picture.

Ling Yun fanned the dust and said, "That's right, remember to sweep the floor later."

Lin Xu: "..."

Ling Yun said again: "Then do you know what you did wrong yesterday?"

"Didn't refine it after receiving the energy of heaven and earth?" Lin Xu didn't say about absorbing spiritual energy, but replaced it with the words in the book.

"At one hour today, when I look at the Great Pill's Direct Pointing, I don't look at it too much, I just look at one tactic and one picture." Ling Yun said.

"The tactic is the heart fire tactic, Tu Nai?"

"Introspection of fire, refining gods and Taoism."

Lin Xu obeyed, took the broom from Xuan Wei, held it in his mouth, swept the dust away, and left.

After closing the door, opening the Great Pill and pointing directly, Lin Xu quickly found the heart fire formula:

"The side of the abdomen and the heart is the fire, and the breath is filled with fluid to form the pill."

Coupled with the images, Lin Xu quickly grasped the key points, but before trying, Lin Xu still meditated to attract the energy of heaven and earth.

Lin Xu meditated for a full hour before he could arouse his heart fire. The refining process was more difficult than imagined, because the fire of heart fire needs to be adjusted from time to time, and if he makes a mistake, all previous efforts will be wasted.

The process of cultivation lasted for a while, when Lin Xu felt that his tailbone had a slight tendency to rush upwards, and there was a constant warm current from his lower abdomen, Lin Xu knew that he had finished practicing a small week.

But if you want to refine the lower dantian to the full, you don't know how many weeks it will take?

Lin Xu is not in a hurry anymore, after all, there are still 500 years before Monkey King will come, but Lin Xu didn't think that he would be able to compete with Monkey King in just 500 years, but Lin Xu is too aware of Monkey King's temper .

Monkey Sun has a bad habit in Journey to the West. He likes to play. It is described many times in the book that as long as he can pass dozens of rounds, Monkey Sun will be willing to play more, that is, he does not need to use all his strength.

As long as Monkey Sun releases the water, the probability of Lin Xu's survival will be greatly increased, and Lin Xu has already thought of the next step.

Find a rescuer.

This rescuer is not the kind who fights side by side, but the kind who shouts "Hold on, great sage" when the monkey stick is about to fall.

How many monsters survived because of this sentence!

For example, Lin Xu felt that he had to find some relationship with some related households who came from the sky. Of course, it didn't mean that Lin Xu himself was going to be a mount for some great immortal.

After all, this face can't be broken.

But Lin Xu can make friends with all kinds of great immortals, such as Fu Lu Shou, and the Eight Immortals, who have a good relationship with monkeys, and if they get along with each other, then they can tactfully express that they are in a little trouble, and they need everyone at that time Say "wait a minute" at the right time.

As for running away, it's not that Lin Xu has never thought that as long as he is a master of alchemy, he can survive even if he leaves Heifeng Mountain, but now he can't, Lin Xu is afraid that because of his absence, there will be a butterfly effect.

After coming to this world, Lin Xu had two more brothers. He was afraid that Lord White Snake and Black Wind Monster would die for him.

In Journey to the West, the monkey killed the wolf monster and assumed the identity of the wolf monster, and finally subdued the black wind monster with Guanyin. If he is not there, then the unlucky one may be the White Snake Lord, maybe because of some accidents Even the black wind monster will die.