The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

"I'm so hungry. Why aren't these vendors open anymore?"

On the other side, inside Liyue Port, Paimeng and Yingzheng were walking on the street with weak looks on their faces. They were all holding their stomachs and making cooing sounds at the same time.

Because monsters were attacking Liyue Port one after another, the entire city entered a state of emergency preparation. All night market vendors were closed, and only a few large restaurants were still open.

Obviously, in that kind of place, Paimon and Ying couldn't afford it.

"Something must have happened, and I don't know if it has been resolved."

"Hey! You still care about others! We are almost starving to death!"

Paimon kicked his short legs and complained in Ying's ear.

"..."

"You should think of a way! Don't remain silent."

"..."

"Huh? Why are you staring at me like this?"

"..."

"Saliva! The saliva is dripping down! What on earth are you thinking!"

Ying's reaction sent shivers down Paimon's spine. She was seen hugging her petite body, floating in the air and shivering, her face turned blue with fright.

“Isn’t this where emergency food should be used?”

Ying looked at Paimon with a cold expression, and there was a lot of greed in her tone.

"Stop joking! I'm not emergency food!"

While scolding Ying, Paimon tried to fly high enough that Ying could not reach him. However, his actions were still a step too slow and he was directly caught in Ying's arms.

"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!"

Paimon was like a drowning man in Ying's arms, struggling and crying:

"Even if you want to eat me, you have to fatten me up, right? How can something so skinny taste delicious?"

"But if we can feed you, doesn't it mean we have food? This becomes a paradox. Well, let's call it the paradox that Paimon will never be eaten."

"The name is so long! This paradox will definitely not be passed down."

After quarreling with Ying, Paimon felt even hungrier and heard her softly say:

"Let's go find Mu Bai and tell him what we saw in Mondstadt before, in exchange for some money or a few meals!"

After all, it was stipulated in the contract that Mubai would pay for it.

"Ugh..."

However, when Mu Bai was mentioned, Ying's face was stained with a hint of red.

As the person who signed the contract with Mu Bai, how could she not know that when she had no money, she should go to Mu Bai to complete the work?

But since the last poisoning incident, Ying would become so ashamed when she thought of Mu Bai that she didn't want to go to Mu Bai until the critical moment.

"Why are you so shy?"

"Because something... very embarrassing happened between us."

"Where is the embarrassment? Was it the last time he helped you vent your anger? Doesn't this mean that the target is a kind and kind person? What is there to be embarrassed about?"

Paimon hasn't figured out the mystery yet, after all, she is a woman who can't get in.

"Don't say it!"

Originally, she was just ashamed. When Paimon mentioned it, she remembered the details of when she was pushed down by Mu Bai. In addition to the shame, her body began to become hot again, even the hair hidden in her boots. The white legs were joined together.

"So, go find Mu Bai quickly! Otherwise we will starve to death."

"I know! I'm just going!"

Unable to withstand the urging of Paimon and her own stomach, Ying had no choice but to come to Mubai's home with a blush on her face.

"You're finally here. I thought you weren't going to work for me anymore."

Seeing Ying coming to the door, Mu Bai welcomed her in very enthusiastically.

"Will you let us eat before reporting to work?"

Pamon muttered pitifully as soon as he entered.

"Okay~~ I just ordered some dishes from Liuliting, and I just can't finish them."

"Liu Li Ting? I thought you only ate Wan Min Tang."

"Haha, you should change the taste occasionally. Anyway, it's not worth the money."

"oh oh!"

As soon as he heard Mu Bai say that he was not short of money, Paimeng's eyes immediately shone with envy.

"Actually, I was just like you, I was poor, and then I made money. There is a saying that a rich life is really fun."

Several people sat together to eat, Mu Bai was expressing his emotions, Paimeng was eating and stuffing, and only Ying kept her head down and didn't move.

"What's wrong? The food this time won't be poisoned."

"That, that!"

Realizing that Mu Bai still remembered the previous incident, Ying said excitedly:

"I'm not the kind of casual person, please don't get me wrong!"

"what?"

156.Bad Cat and Silly Cat

"I'm not the kind of casual person, please don't get me wrong!"

"what?"

Ying's confession made Mu Bai a little confused. Fortunately, with his high emotional intelligence, he soon understood that Ying was trying to defend what happened last time.

After all, I had done that at that time. Instead of resisting, Ying was still eager for her. She would indeed be easily misunderstood as a girl with a shy personality.

"That's it... that... I was just knocked unconscious by the evil poison, so I acted strangely. I'm not like that at ordinary times."

"Don't worry, I have never thought of you in a bad way." Mu Bai said with a smile.

After all, Ying is a little fool, she just seems more normal next to Paimon, a big fool.

What bad thoughts could such a girl have?

"Don't worry about what happened last time. Are you hungry too? Let's hurry up and finish the meal."

"Um……"

Mubai's understanding and consideration made Ying feel very comfortable and comforted in her heart, which had been fluttering wildly. Soon, she also joined Paimon's team, and the three of them happily started cooking together.

By the way, Mona has already brought her share of the meal to the room. She has been working hard during this period of time in order to achieve something good enough to be worthy of Mubai, while Zelda is sleeping soundly and does not know what to do. I know what time I stayed up last night.

"So, there is a country called Mondstadt in the northeast of Liyue, right?"

"That's right! The capital city is a big castle, with many huge windmills, and delicious food! But there are not as many kinds of food as Liyue, but the drinks are better than Liyue, and there are all kinds of fine wines. "

Paimon, with rice grains stuck to the corner of his mouth, excitedly told what he had experienced when he and Ying were together, mainly eating and drinking.

"The main army in Mondstadt is the Knights, and the current commander is the acting commander. In addition..."

Ying's explanation was more comprehensive, covering everything from customs and customs to the composition of the country in great detail.

At this time, Ying looks like a serious and motivated student. If she were to wear a JK sailor suit, it would definitely be suitable.

"The navel should be slightly exposed, the skirt should be short, and stockings should be worn."

Mu Bai couldn't help but make a sound.

"Ah? What did you say?"

"No, it's nothing, you continue."

After that, Ying explained Mondstadt's religion and the various partners he had made, which also benefited Mubai a lot.

"This Mondstadt sounds like a typical Western country, except that it is located east of Liyue."

Although Mu Bai had never been to Mondstadt, he had already imagined the castle knights and the church through his previous experiences.

"By the way, you said Mondstadt believes in the God of Wind. What does that guy look like? Does he have any deeds?"

"He! He is a piece of shit!"

Paimon crossed his arms in front of his chest, showing an expression similar to that of "a film critic who saw "The Dream Show"", and criticized with great displeasure:

"If you don't do anything serious every day, you'll just show off, drink, and sing."

"That's kind of interesting."

Mu Bai took out a piece of paper and wrote it down, while many plots emerged in his mind.

The Teyvat mainland version of Fate must have such a god to liven up the atmosphere, just like the stupid goddess in FGO, otherwise it will be boring.

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"Ugh... I kept reading novels last night and ended up staying up all night..."

Zelda, who was sleeping in the corner of the living room, opened her eyes in a daze. She didn't know whether she woke up from sleep or was awakened by the noise of Mu Bai and the others.

Her daily routine has been like this in recent days. Since she accepted the fact of living with Mu Bai, she has begun to enjoy life. In addition to delicious food, she is also obsessed with various entertainments.

"Ah! Mu Bai! Why did you finish the meal!"

Seeing that there were only leftovers on the dining table, Zelda shouted in displeasure:

"Didn't you tell me last night? Remember to wake me up when you have lunch!"

I saw her hurriedly jumping up from the sofa bed, and the tentacles under her skirt were squirming randomly.

"Huh? How many of you are there?"

Walking to the dining table with bare feet, Zelda saw Ying and Paimon, and then immediately remembered what happened last time.

"Mubai, why did you share my share of food with them again?! Please consider me when you treat guests to dinner!"

What Zelda recalled was not the mistake of poisoning her before, but the fact that Paimon and Ying suddenly joined the dinner party and she didn't have enough to eat.

"I called you twice and you didn't wake up. You blame me...I'll order you another later. Just be hungry first."

"Humph……"

Zelda, who was feeling awkward, put her eyes on Ying again. Seeing her intact appearance, she said with some surprise:

"I didn't expect that nothing happened to you?"

"You still have the face to say..."

Mu Bai pinched Zelda's face, causing her to lean towards Mu Bai.

"It's not all your fault."

"Have I not been punished before? Don't settle old scores!"

Zelda and Mu Bai bickered every day, while Ying kept staring at Zelda with strange eyes.

To be precise, he was staring at her waving tentacles.

"What on earth is that thing growing on the child? I'm very curious!"

Unlike the usual Mu Bai, Ying was very concerned about Zelda's physical structure.

She looked like a cute girl no matter how she looked, but the tentacles under her skirt were real.

Ying, who couldn't restrain her curiosity, was like a cat staring at a cat teaser, her eyes became sharp.

"Hey!"

finally!Unable to bear the teasing of the tentacles, Yingmei grabbed one of Zelda's tentacles. The sudden stimulation made Zelda alert.

"Ah! W-what are you doing?!"

At that moment, Zelda was like a cat whose tail was suddenly held tightly by someone. After the hair exploded, she turned her head and meowed at the person holding her tail.