"What are they talking about?" Zhu Zi seemed a little impatient, thinking that the three children were going to play a prank on him.
Li Lin shook his head with his tut: "They said Dao Wife's Thunder God is an iron waste, not as good as Li Yue's Rock King Dijun, otherwise you wouldn't have come here."
Zhuzi threw away the lotus pod in his hand, his eyes turned completely red, bowed to Li Lin, turned around and ran away.
"Why did she run away?" The three little kids who were discussing how to escape were stunned. Why did the master disappear?
"Homesickness." Li Lin replied like a Google translator, "She thinks of her family."
"Is that so? It's so pitiful." Lulu shook her head, then turned to look at Li Lin, "Big brother, can you play games with us?"
play games......?
Li Lin narrowed his black eyes slightly.
"I'll play with your little white rabbit, and you with my little cock." Li Lin hummed.
Lulu's sweet smile faltered slightly: "No, we are playing a pirate game. The three of us play the role of captain, waiter and pirate. There is still one pirate missing."
"Brother, can you play the role of a pirate?"
"No problem." Li Lin nodded.
"Okay, let Xiaomeng be the captain this time, A Fei, will you be the waiter?" Lulu smiled sweetly, like a white lotus shyly overwhelmed by the cool breeze.
"Why am I the waiter again?" Ah Fei shouted dissatisfied.
"Next time it will be your turn to be the captain." Xiaomeng said with a proud smile, and Lulu also nodded with a smile.
"Yes, yes, we are all good friends, and it will be your turn next time."
"I have a question." Li Lin said suddenly, looking at Lulu, "What are you playing?"
"Well, of course I'm the protected passenger?" Lulu said, "Then let's run away first, A Fei, you have to hold the pirate brother."
After saying this, the little girl who was suspected of having green tea took Xiaomeng's hand and jumped away.
"It's me every time!" Ah Fei stamped his foot angrily and looked at Li Lin angrily, "Aren't you going to rob? Come on, I'll take you to find them."
"I have another question, why do you have to play with her?" Li Lin narrowed his eyes slightly, "You can't fail to see that the two of them have a better relationship, right?"
A Fei's body shook: "I... I, don't care about it!"
"It's so pitiful, I think even Boiling Yangyang should call you big brother when he sees you." Li Lin taunted mercilessly and walked towards the other side of the pier, "Follow me."
"You, what are you doing? Lulu and the others are on the other side."
"Take you to see some good ones." Li Lin motioned him to follow.
Ah Fei followed suit suspiciously: "Good luck? Is it a new game?"
"What new game, it's more exciting than the game, and it can teach you Deng Dua, come on."
A few minutes later, they came to Liyue's famous Flower Street.
It is actually not correct to say that it is Huajie, because Liyue does not allow this kind of industry to operate openly, so except for the flower boats with formal business licenses, these shops are all operated under the name of teahouses, teahouses, and massage parlors.
What's the best way to get rid of a dog-licking mentality?
Ah Fei's eyes widened, and he couldn't help but feel his heart beat as he looked at the boys and girls who were either noble and cool, cute, sweet, or youthful.
After they finished walking the long street, Li Lin turned around and looked at Ah Fei who was thinking, "How do you feel?"
"Although they are all beautiful, I still can't forget Lulu." A Fei's face was a little painful, "What should I do?"
Li Lin took a deep breath of cold air, hot air, nitrogen, oxygen, and carbon dioxide. This child has the attitude of licking a dog at a young age!
In time, even Tom, Boiling Goat, and Double-faced Turtle will have to bow down.
A stern look flashed in Li Lin's black eyes: This kid is so terrifying, he must not stay!
Li Lin, who had made up his mind to strangle the future Tewat Dog Licking King to death in his infancy, had a kind smile on his face: "This is normal."
"Really? I thought I had some strange disease." Ah Fei breathed a sigh of relief.
No, you are sick, reopen as soon as possible.Li Lin thought indifferently.
200 Dog licking and biting incident
At this time, Zhong Li walked quickly from the pier, and when he saw Li Lin, he walked faster, as if he wanted to settle accounts with him.
Seeing Zhongli's unkind expression, Li Lin coughed quickly and his expression became melancholy and deep: "That was a long time ago..."
A Fei's attention immediately shifted to Li Lin, and Zhong Li, who was walking quickly, slowed down unconsciously.
"I used to be a famous adventurer on the Tivat continent, and I once went to a place called Qingqing Grassland."
These two outrageous place names are connected together, and there is no sense of disobedience in Li Lin's mouth.
"There I met a friend, his name was Boiling Yangyang, and he fell in love with a man named Mei Yangyang, but Mei Yangyang didn't like him because she preferred another boy who was smarter."
Zhong Li, who was planning to have a good fight with Li Lin, stood not far away and fell into deep thought, but Ah Fei's eyes gradually lit up.
Isn't this the three of him and Lulu Xiaomeng?
Thinking of this, a lonely look appeared on A Fei's face again: "That boiling sheep must be alone in the end, just like me, I can only look at Lulu and Xiaomeng..."
"Poke it."
Li Lin shook his finger: "Boiling Yangyang finally spent the rest of his life with that boy named Pleasant Goat."
"...?"
Zhong Li, who was listening by the side, looked more and more strangely.
He wanted to say something to stop Li Lin, but he didn't know how to speak, so he had to watch Li Lin start to brainwash A Fei with false ideas.
"So why did you have to hang yourself on Lulu? Isn't Xiaomeng your childhood sweetheart?"
Li Linyu slandered people earnestly: "Think about it, don't you like eating lotus pods the most? When did Xiaomeng give you lotus pods to eat, and when did you never play together? You once walked hand in hand under the starry river But, when the cicadas chirped in Xia Ye, when they turned their heads, didn't they see each other's faces?"
"At that moment, was your heart moved?"
Ah Fei wanted to distinguish, but didn't know what to say: "But, but..."
"You want to say that this feeling is incorrect, right? You're wrong. Liyue Port is an open and tolerant city, and this is a pure friendship between you. Who can blame you? Women will only affect the speed of hand punching, okay But my brother will come and talk in the middle of the night—”
"In short, feel free to go to your good brother, you are already a big kid, it's time to put on beautiful clothes, put on the most exquisite makeup, and go to play with your friends."
Li Lin patted Ah Fei on the head like a kind grandfather, added a few buffs to him, and watched him go all the way.
"You guy..." When A Fei left, Zhong Li cast a strange look at Li Lin, "Aren't you afraid that they will really cause trouble?"
"What's there to be afraid of?" Li Lin shrugged, "I'm not gay."
If that doesn't work, you can still use the Imperius Curse to change their sexual orientation, and you can also use casting methods to change their physical gender. They are all esoteric cultists. Don't let the gender red line be stuck so tightly. Can't inhuman things be able to spend the rest of their lives together? , is desire such an inconvenience?
"You are so stupid." Li Lin put one hand in his pocket, "Let me tell you a story."
"Forgive me if it's that kind of gay story..." Zhong Li just wanted to refuse, but Li Lin began to talk incessantly.
"In a certain world, immortals with power who want to enjoy normal heterosexual love must pay a heavy price, because their common desires will cause consequences that the world cannot bear."
Li Lin stretched out a finger: "Just imagine, if Heavenly Law and existences of the same level give birth to offspring, what will the consequences be?"
The authority of the world will be divided, and more unpredictable phenomena will be born.
What's even more frightening is that the bloodline of the immortals is strong, and their descendants will be even more powerful... Over time, the number of these beings who were originally at the top of the pyramid actually exceeds the number at the base of the pyramid.
Therefore, the law of evil that restricted them was born.
Power giving birth to power is not allowed, and it is dangerous and uncontrollable. When they give birth to offspring, their desire will change from the birth of a cup to devouring. Both parents will be seized by this desire to devour their hearts, but the mother is even worse——
Because the mother is always closer to the bed.
This desire to eat claypot rice can be temporarily curbed by external forces, such as asking Sichen Flower Maker to prescribe medicine for themselves, but this can only be used as a placebo, and whenever the efficacy of the medicine fades, they will fall again In this crazy desire to steal the sweetness of my own kiss.
And the immortal who successfully swallowed his offspring will be downgraded to a blood-sucking species—Sokryante, Enpusa, Aluka, or True Ancestor.
This is the harsh road ahead that Li Lin has to face even if he is not so willing to face it. If he is not willing to be swallowed by the ore disease, he can only become a master at a faster speed, and even a long-lived person, but if he becomes If he becomes a long-lived person, he will not be able to celebrate the new year.
Of course, Li Lin would never consider the possibility of engaging in Ji and Lily. As a person who pursues the principles of casting, he will solve this problem in a dignified manner.
Li Lin sighed, clenched his fists, and looked up at the sky: "I want the sky to not be able to cover my eyes anymore, I want all the gods and Buddhas in the sky to disappear..."
Before the words were finished, a thunderbolt fell on the distant sea.
Li Lin, who was originally high-spirited, broke down in an instant: "It's really stingy."
Li Lin secretly cursed the night watchman for his small eyes.
......
On the other side, Lulu and Xiaomeng, who had been waiting for a long time, finally met A Fei who came running out of breath.
"A Fei, why are you so slow? Really." Lulu pursed her lips and smiled, standing on tiptoes and looking behind A Fei as if unintentionally, "By the way, where is that big brother?"
"He's gone." A Fei answered honestly.
"Leave?" Lulu frowned, looked at A Fei with more and more disgust, and her tone became dull, "That's it, it's a pity we can't play the game anymore, Xiaomeng, let's go."
The little boy wearing glasses beside her scratched his head: "This is not good..."
"What's wrong?" Lulu pouted, "Don't tell me you want to play with Ah Fei?"
"That's not what I meant." Xiao Meng looked at A Fei in embarrassment.
A Fei who witnessed all this suddenly got the courage from nowhere, rushed up and grabbed Xiao Meng's palm.
"You, what do you want to do..."
"Let's go, Xiao Meng." A Fei's expression was a little hazy under the night sky, "Do you still remember that secret base? Me, I have something to tell you."
"What secret base, what secrets did you guys not tell me? Hey!" Lulu suddenly realized that things seemed to be out of her control.
"Yeah." Xiao Meng swallowed. He suddenly felt his heartbeat speeding up a little, and was pulled away by A Fei without any resistance.
On the pier, only the dumbfounded little white lotus was left standing there.
Lick the dog and bite?
201 Star cluster suddenly added people, I looked stupid
Li Lin finished eating the grilled squid in his hand and came to Yanfei's law firm.
"I won't accompany you in." Zhongli stood behind him with his hands behind his back, "After all, the old friends inside... are not suitable to meet now."
Grandma Ping is different from Jueyunjian's three immortals. Her immortal name is Gechenlang City Zhenjun, and she often lives in the streets of Liyue. Maybe she has seen Zhongli's identity.
Do you know how embarrassing it is when a netizen is exposed offline?
"Is there a possibility..." Li Lin asked.
"It's absolutely impossible." Zhong Li turned around and walked away quickly. During this time, he had vaguely figured out how to get along with Li Lin, that is, not to answer Master Li's words.
Presumably, no matter how powerful Li Lin is, it is impossible for him to catch up and spread his crooked ways in his ears... right?
Did you just forget something?
When Zhong Li came to the entrance of the Hall of Rebirth and saw the young girl who was silent as usual, he raised his hand and patted his forehead with a little annoyance.
Before, Li Lin threw himself on the pier and surrounded him by a group of angry fishermen. Fortunately, the big culprit from Beiguo Bank came to pay the money in time and helped him out of the siege.
Originally, Zhong Li wanted to have a good talk with Li Lin about this matter, but it was a pity that he was forgotten by Master Li's halo of wisdom.
Li Lin not only caused a ton of mental distortions to the young licking dog A Fei, but now he can also cause a critical blow to the hearts of bystanders, which is simply amazing.
Zhongli shivered. This was the first time in 6000 years.
......
Liyue's most prestigious Yanfei Lawyer Consulting Firm, on the surface, is just a rented room on the second floor of Feiyunpo. It looks quite low-key and simple, with only the lanterns and signs hanging at the door proclaiming its identity.
Yan Fei's explanation for this is that the rent is cheap.
Anyway, she is actually the only one in the law firm, and those who come here for fame will not care about the resplendent appearance, but Yan Fei's ability will make them realize that this is the low-key "underground".
Li Lin stepped forward quickly and wanted to open the door.
The palm of the hand is hard, but the door is still motionless.
"Hmph, you want to use this method to stop me?" Li Lin snorted and came to the edge to hold onto the lower edge of the window on tiptoe, barely poking his head up on tiptoe, trying to see the scene inside through the window.
The lights were on inside, but no one was there.
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