I, the leader of the secret sect, will do great things in the infinite world!

Now everyone is silent.

The intention of the fools was to be like a homo imp who pretended to be foolish and begged for Lep with a big dung, but now someone pierced the gold leaf dung.

"Okay, after talking about Mond, let's talk about Dao's wife." Li Lin said dryly, and lowered his head to lick the lady's shiny forehead. The taste of the ice element is really good, "Then the fools entered Dao's wife, Support Xieyan to Haizhi Island, is this the last moment?"

"It's definitely not." Ke Qing denied, "After all, it is said that Daozuma's Imperial Palace, the God of Jianming, has the power to set off a thunderstorm to encircle the archipelago. With her in charge, there is no need for us to take action."

"That's true." Li Lin nodded in agreement, "But with Lei Movie's IQ, I don't think she can react well."

Everyone present has fallen into numbness. After all, not everyone dares to point fingers at the gods of neighboring countries.

"Then the third step, if the executives of the Fools infiltrate Liyue through Beiguo Bank to release Oser, are you going to smash Qunyu Pavilion now?"

"But this is just a guess—" Ning Guang retorted, "And the Qunyu Pavilion is to protect the people of Liyue, isn't this just throwing yourself on the head?"

"You see, Keqing can also be killed, but the method is a bit cumbersome." Li Lin said, "So what is the last moment? Wanmin Hall? Heyu Teahouse? Adventurer Association? Hall of Rebirth?"

"But you don't have to worry, I'm here after all." Li Lin smiled triumphantly, "Because I am a partner of justice."

"Don't be afraid of any difficulties we encounter, and face it with a smile." Li Lin's sunny smile disappeared suddenly, revealing a sinister face. Fortunately, the audience was already prepared for this surprise, "If anyone dares Create difficulties for me, then I have to use He Pu Yuan to dig out his shit."

Li Lin looked around and saw with satisfaction that everyone was angry but dared not speak: "Trust me, I will measure your rectum and the length of a one-handed sword."

Master Li let go of the arm that was clamping the lady's neck, and Shi Shi ran out the door.

Just when everyone thought he was gone, Li Lin suddenly opened the door again and came back. At an unimaginable speed, he snatched the debt collector's weird long knife that he had spoken earlier, and stabbed it into the debt collector's ass.

The debt collector was caught off guard and fell down.

Li Lin raised his legs and stepped past the twitching debt collector on the ground, and smiled coldly: "There are ovens in the sky, hardware in the ground, and knives in the buttocks."

213 Great poet

Li Lin didn't get very far.

It's better to say that in front of the leaders of Liyue, Mengde, and Zhidong, he blatantly finished the lady's hair as instant noodles and made a scene in court. No normal person would let him go.

The Qianyan army rushed up, gasped when they saw Li Lin, and returned quickly at the same speed, for fear of being liquidated by the narrow-minded master Li in the future.

They are already deeply impressed by Li Lin's methods, and they don't need to experience it again.

The West Wind Knights and the idiots who were guarding outside did not know how to react. When they realized that the Qianyan Army had turned around and retreated, Li Lin had already walked in front of them.

The Fools who rushed to the front waved the weapons in their hands, but they were empty when they hit it.

Li Lin snatched the sledgehammer of the thunder element from the advance team of the Fools, tripped him, and stuffed the purple hammer into his ass in full view of everyone.

By the way, it's the thick end.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

"hiss--"

Everyone present was terrified.

Not far away, the advance team members of the Fools who were carrying muskets gritted their teeth and raised their spears. Before they could light the fire, Li Lin, who had been squatting on the ground while working, had already appeared in front of him.

This advance guard had a gun in his hand and an empty ass.

Undoubtedly, Li Lin also snatched the musket with his hands, and stabbed the buttocks of the advance team member of the musket, and the severe pain came from the lower body of the advance team member of the fools.

In a sense, fools who hold muskets are luckier than fools who hold hammers, because the barrel of a musket is much thinner than that of a hammer.

However, it can also be said that he is more unlucky than the fools with hammers, because the barrel of the musket is much easier to pass through than the sledgehammer.

Everyone retreated hastily, but the Yujing Terrace occupied a small area. Some people in front were retreating, while others behind were squeezing forward. In despair, a West Wind Knight watched helplessly as he was squeezed into the Li Jingtai. In front of Lin.

The poor guy thought he could survive by throwing away his sword, but Li Lin was faster than him.

At this time, the leaders of the meeting in Yuehai Pavilion hurried out and stood on the Yujing Platform, staring dumbfounded at the unlucky people on both sides of Li Lin who fell to the ground with their buttocks arched and wailing.

Most of them are Fools and Zephyr Knights, and a few are Qianyan Army who didn't run far.

Li Lin always treats everyone equally in this regard.

On the bright side, at least Liyue can claim to be a victim.

Li Lin silently stepped over those pale buttocks with a little bit of blood, and disappeared out of sight.

"So who is he?" Yura crossed her arms in dissatisfaction, "I've written down this grudge."

Glancing at Yula, she sighed softly.

"You'd better not say that in front of him."

"Why?!" Yula's face became even uglier, "Could it be that he is some kind of fairy, or a member of the Rock God?"

Ningguang, Keqing and Gan Yu all turned their heads to look at her, and showed meaningful smiles at the same time, which made Yula shiver.

"What... what's wrong?"

......

On the other side, Li Lin found Zhongli.

He also wanted to try to put the lance of Guanhong where it should go, but it was a pity that Zhong Li was not able to beat the current Li Lin.

The main reason is that doing this kind of thing without getting the heart of God is more or less worth the loss.

"Do you know where Oser is being held?" Li Lin asked straight to the point.

In the restaurant, the storyteller Tian Tiezui is waving a folding fan, telling the story of Li Lin through artistic processing.

After hearing Li Lin's question, Zhong Li shook his hand holding the tea bowl: "Are you finally going to attack Oser?"

Li Lin was surprised and asked back: "You also want to dig Oser's ass in front of Ba Chi's eyes?"

As the former overlord of the sea, the vortex demon god Oser once fought against the rock king and emperor, and even almost stole Liyue's tower when he rode Morax to fight other demon gods.

Once such a powerful demon god dies, his hatred and power will explode instantly, sweeping the entire sea area of ​​Liyue.

The posture of Emperor Yanwang is much higher than that of General Thunder and Lightning. Naturally, he knew that Oserer would not be able to kill him, so he threw his rock spear to suppress him, and he continued to wear and tear on him for thousands of years. After so many years, even if Osser had great strength and wisdom in the past, and now it is almost time to become a mentally retarded person who only knows how to speak.

Of course, as a powerful demon god, it is impossible for Oser to fight alone.

In the past, Osel used to have a huge aquatic family, and even now his wife - and the last family member - [The Remaining Power of the Vortex] is still lingering endlessly in the outer sea of ​​Liyue, attacking Liyue's people with hatred. Navy, in the hope that the seal would loosen and rescue her master and husband.

Zhong Li silently took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, and wiped the tea that almost spewed from the corner of his mouth.

"What exactly do you want to do?"

"I have a way to eat Oser." Li Lin said.

Zhongli dipped his finger into some tea and drew a circle on the table. The dim golden color rose from the ground, blocking the eyes and ears of those around him.

"Oserer and I are enemies but not friends. Even so, I admire his courage to fight to the death." Zhong Li blew a wave of Oserer as usual.

Naturally, as usual, the next step is "but".

"However, if you can solve this hidden danger without harming the Liyue Sea... it might not be a bad thing."

Zhong Li stretched out his fingers and tapped on the table, showing a subtle smile.

For thousands of years, the demon gods and beasts in the territory of Liyue Kingdom were either killed directly, and the grudges were gradually weakened by the day-to-day suppression of Yashas, ​​or they were suppressed, and their intelligence and strength were greatly reduced in the wear and tear, until the endless The sigh also merged into the depths of the earth veins.

Now, among the remaining demon gods in Liyue's territory, apart from the kitchen god Marcusius who belonged to the camp of the rock king and emperor, there is only the cockroach-like Osell.

As the Emperor of the Rock King, apart from whether the Liyue people could stand on their own, the only thing he worried about was the dead but not stiff Osell.

After a moment, Zhongli seemed to have made a decision and put down the teacup in his hand.

"If you can really eat Oser, then I will also abdicate and offer the heart of God." Zhong Li smiled, "How about it, are you willing to sign this contract with me?"

"Okay." Li Lin nodded, "Bring the contract."

The storyteller on the stage was still telling the story of rescuing Li Zhenren in a cadence.

"It's said that the domineering young man who is a fool, killed people and set fires in Liyue Market, and no one dared to stop him, but at a corner, he bumped into the real rescuer in white dragon fish suit."

"Rescuing the Suffering Master is compassionate and pity the young master's life. He wants to take him as a protector to subjugate demons and practice the righteous way from then on."

"But who knew that the young master has a deep demonic nature. In order to protect the common people of Liyue and save the suffering real people, he will not hesitate to use thunderbolt methods with a compassionate heart, destroying his cultivation base and eliminating demons on the sea of ​​Liyue."

"This is exactly—"

Tian Tiezui slapped the wood.

"With one thought of compassion, all dharmas are empty, and the immortals of the ten directions are calm. The real man's eyes open with anger, and the heavenly monarch shows his divine work with his eyebrows lowered."

"The earth, mountains and rivers are all pure lands, and all living beings have their own origins in the sea of ​​suffering. There is no limit to the fate and the wonderful appearance, and the blessings are abundant."

214 I think Auxerre is very perverted, what's wrong! —— Li Lin

Oser was sealed in the deep sea by the rock king at that time, and the rainy rock spears became the tall rock peaks of Guyun Pavilion.

Foreigners who don't know the details thought it was some kind of scenic spot and historic site, and they had to come here to take pictures as souvenirs, and then they were fed madly by the hatred of the demon god to Mr. Ke.

Since we want to deal with the Vortex Demon God Osel once and for all, we have to talk to Liyue officials.

Probably because of Li Lin's fierce reputation, the General Affairs Department quickly provided a solution like diarrhea, and Mond and Zhidong people who originally came to discuss the affairs were transferred to the ceremony observers on the spot.

This time, Zhidong and the Monde people also cooperated very well, even more enthusiastic than Liyue General Affairs Department. I am afraid that they did not create enough atmosphere for Li Lin, so Master Li chased them abroad.

In just two hours, Li Lin's title of "Rescue the Devils in the Sea" was added to Li Lin's name. Although the Lord has not come yet, the Liyue Port Wharf is already buzzing with gongs, drums and firecrackers.

So what is the Lord doing at this time?

The answer is to watch a show with Zhongli.

In the restaurant, Li Lin ordered a plate of boiled river prawns and pork liver, dipped in soy sauce and ate slowly, while Zhong Li ordered a bowl of yellow braised chicken. The two of them talked about the precautions of Auxerre while looking at the dishes in the restaurant. The small troupe staged a bitter drama.

"You can't be with her! Because...she is your half-sister!"

"What?! Little Swallow, is this true?"

Master Li peeled the river prawns and picked out the prawn strings, dipped the prawns in soy sauce and put them in his mouth, watching them with gusto.

"Since we want to solve Oserer once and for all, using Li Yueshui's method won't work." Zhong Li picked up a piece of black fungus and put it in his mouth to chew slowly, "Ning Guang is too fond of ostentation. It's easy to go wrong."

"Of course, I have always recognized Ningguang's personal ability."

"Then why did something go wrong?" Li Lin asked casually, staring at the stage without looking back.

Zhong Li swallowed the fungus, and said to himself that it was because of you that I thought something would go wrong.

"...In short, the big fanfare may cause some reactions." Zhong Li poured some soup into the rice, watching the dark brown and mellow soup gradually infiltrate every grain of rice, "My suggestion is to find A trusty captain takes you to sea."

"Big Dipper, right?" Li Lin asked abruptly.

Zhongli wanted to make a fool of himself but was seen through, but 6000 years old has a thick skin and excellent psychological quality: "Aside from Beidou, is there anyone else?"

"As Liyue's best privateer, a great pirate who has traversed several countries, she is the only captain who can face Pao's wife Lei Ting directly."

Zhong Li stretched out his finger to cover the teacup, his eyes were a little cool: "I protect Liyue's sailors a little too well. In recent years, the sea beasts have disappeared, and they can't afford weapons. Instead, let them make the boat bright and beautiful, and pay attention to the maintenance of weapons. It can only be done by drinking the blood of the enemy."

This passage was very powerful, but it was a pity that while Li Lin was concentrating on the tragic drama in the stands, Zhongli was just showing it to the blind man with his charming eyes.

"You just lost your eyes and an arm! But what about Ziwei? What she lost was her love!"

Zhong Li sighed, knowing Li Lin's character, he knew that he shouldn't have any illusions about Li Lin.

He began to turn the conversation to Auxerre traits.From Oser's power, size, and appearance, to the overwhelming strength of the "vortex remnant" who followed him.

"I'm fine." Li Lin suddenly said.

Suddenly, Zhong Li stopped talking and stared at Li Lin with incomprehensible eyes.

Among the seven gods, Morax, the rock god, is particularly famous for his strong will. The mountains and rivers are changing, and the rocks are not able to turn. 6000 years of wear and tear have had little effect on him.

But Zhong Li really felt that the wear and tear he had suffered during this period of time was worse than that of the previous 1000 years.

"Why are you looking at me like this?" Li Lin yelled, poking his neck, "Don't you think that Oser and Ba Chi are both very attractive?!"

Zhongli sighed: "Liyue has been talking about fox ghosts and immortal beasts since ancient times. For example, Gan Yu, secretary to the Prime Minister at Yuehai Pavilion, and Yan Fei, are both half-immortal beasts - but at least they are auspicious beasts. And they all took human form..."

The implication is to let Li Lin absorb the XP that can be called the ecstasy of Heba.

Li Lin slapped the table and messed around: "Why do you look down on Oser?!"

"I was wrong, I apologize." Zhong Li resolutely confessed, picked up the cup and replaced the wine with tea as a punishment.

He found that he shouldn't be entangled with Li Lin on this matter. The more entangled he is, the more risk he will wear out.

After finishing their meal, the two walked out of the restaurant and found that the flagship of the Southern Cross Fleet, the Death Omen, had already parked in another port, and the ship also sent someone to pick them up at the entrance of the restaurant.