Chen Shouting gave a wry smile, opened the curtain and got out of the car - Li Lin's appearance with antlers on his head and wearing clouds, if those soldiers saw it, it would be truly amazing.
In this way, those tax collectors will not bump into Li Lin, who is sharpening his knives. Chen Shouting, while being exploited by these arrogant tax collectors, secretly gritted his teeth, imagining that Li Lin would pick off the heads of these brats. Come down and kick the ball.
After a full stick of incense, Chen Shouting returned to his carriage with a pale face. He felt that his heart was bleeding - fully [-]% of his money in the past two years had been spent in the process of up and down management, and The remaining money was exploited before he even met Shangguan.
"Okay, Immortal." Chen Shouting felt the churning movements of the carriage and horse, rubbing his palms together, "What are you going to do next..."
It's no wonder that Chen Shouting asked such a question, they are going to live in a mansion that is dedicated to receiving local state capitals, but Li Lin's immortal appearance with first-born antlers and clouds is bound to attract people's attention wherever he goes.
Is it possible that Li Lin is really going to be turned into a deer and go to the forest garden of rare animals for two or three days?
"I'm going to live in the harem." Li Lin said frantically, "Look for a place by the way."
"what?"
......
Yuanmingyuan.Jiuzhou Qingyan Hall.
As Qianlong's palace in the Old Summer Palace, the furnishings here are more royal and luxurious than those in the Yangxin Palace.
On the table, cigarettes were faintly rising from the white jade stove, and Qianlong was sitting sideways on the table, beside a concubine in a plain flag dress, who was serving a pot of excellent jasmine dragon well, which is what the bannerman called "dragon eye fish". ".
In this Longjing tea mixed with jasmine, there has always been too much jasmine, and the fragrance of the flower overwhelms the fragrance of the tea. Originally, it was only praised by bannermen who did not know the taste of tea.Qianlong never liked this kind of taste, but because the concubine beside him liked it, he couldn't bear the face and reluctantly took a few sips.
"Cuilian."
Qianlong put his hand on the shoulders of the woman who looked as holy as a lotus, and held her in his arms. The cool lake breeze came in with the last lotus fragrance of late summer and early autumn.
At this moment, there seemed to be the sound of felling trees coming from a distance, which made Qianlong's head clear for a while.
The one who moved even more was the concubine named Cuilian in Qianlong's arms. She looked at the door alertly, with an imperceptible panic in her eyes.
Soon this panic turned into full panic, and the color of fear spread all over the entire pretty face from the bottom of his eyes, and even his body trembled unconsciously!
Then, Li Lin, who was dressed in golden purple clouds and had pure white antlers on his head, pushed the door in, and the deep purple light in his eyes almost overflowed.
"It's a long story, we've been entangled for tens of thousands of years."
Li Lin conveniently shaped the rushing eunuchs Sula into the appearance of Kirby - the whole person seemed to be compressed to the size of a basketball, the face was still alive, but only the two soles of the feet were connected to the head.
Since "enlightening Taoism in Hengshan Mountain", Li Lin's understanding of Zhu has been superb, but it's a pity that the place where he has achieved perfection is very bad.
Li Lin sighed softly: "I never thought you would actually look like Luo Cuilian."
"Since you have found me." Luo Hao, or rather, "Destiny" who borrowed Luo Hao's appearance, responded coldly, "Then why don't you take action?"
"Huh?" Li Lin talked about him from left to right, "Are you talking to me?"
Destiny was so angry that his chest heaved non-stop.
"Enough!" Qianlong shouted after finally remembering his identity, "Who the hell are you?!"
"Oh, I almost forgot about business." Li Lin geared up, and after a short period of energy, he punched Qianlong in the face, "Did I let you speak? You old man!"
Qianlong was caught off guard and was punched from the collapse to the ground.
"Big... bold! How dare you attack me..."
Qianlong, who was punched by Li Lin until he was in a mess, sat on the ground in a daze for a while, and finally realized what happened just now. He was about to ask questions, but Li Lin grabbed his chest and skirt again, bang bang bang bang. Four punches hit the face.
"I, I, I'm a dog-footed one!" Li Lin felt annoyed again and grabbed Qianlong's pigtails and slapped him twice, "You Han Chinese, don't be too arrogant!"
"I'm a Han Chinese?!" Qianlong, whose face was bruised from the beating, turned pale with shock.
"Don't think I don't know that your name is actually Chen Jialuo." Li Lin sneered, leaving Qianlong, who was already somewhat insane, aside, and sat beside Fate, "From today until the ninth day of September, I will live here. "
Fate bowed his head and remained silent.
Lord Qianlong, who saw this scene, also realized that Li Lin might be a bad visitor, and he didn't care about the possibility of being cuckolded at the moment, the most urgent thing was to keep his head.
The problem is that Li Lin's hands itch when he sees his cowardly look.
"How many times did I punch you just now?" Li Lin asked after counting with his fingers for a while.
"Seven, seven punches." Qianlong dared not say anything in anger.
"How honest." Li Lin nodded with a smile, "There are not many old things like this honest now."
So Li Lin stepped forward and punched Qianlong three times with his bow left and right.
"I...I have answered truthfully!" Qianlong felt aggrieved.
"Yeah, don't you call yourself an old man with ten fists?" Li Lin moved his wrist, "I'll make it up for you."
436 A thumbs up is not just a compliment, it can also be a sign of aim.
Destiny, or the embodiment of "destiny".
As the center that runs through the past and future of the Godkiller world, it even once replaced it as the "seat" connecting countless parallel world lines under its subordinates before the Last King awakened. It itself is incorporeal.
Yet it does respond to the wishes of those who come to it, appearing in whatever form they imagine.
——If Kusanagi Godou, who became a godslayer, is here, then fate should manifest in the form of the "Three Fate Goddesses"; if Rama, the King of the End, is here, then it should manifest in the form of In Indian mythology, the appearance of "Brahman", the destiny of all things in the universe; if Velesrana is here, then fate will meet him in the form of "Mithra".
In the final analysis, the vision of fate is broad and infinite, and the success or failure of a time is not a concern.
However, Li Lin's uniqueness far surpasses all of the above. He is both paranoid and random, kind and tyrannical, both seeking change and revealing destruction-in the tens of thousands of years of retrospect, every choice Li Lin makes Different, the decisions he made were like dice thrown by God, endlessly expanding until the huge timeline was included in the palm of his hand.
He easily swallowed up the history of Kusanagi Godou, overwhelmed the existence of Rama and Veleslana, and finally swallowed up Mithra's worldline.
Therefore, destiny is shown in this image, not because of destiny's own bad taste, but because Li Lin has detained all his possibilities in this body. As time goes by, the choices destiny can make become more and more important. Coming less and less, it's like water that has blocked all its paths.
Fate lowered her eyelids, and she passed through Li Lin's undefended spiritual defense, and saw the unprecedentedly blazing sun.
It watched Li Lin's star devouring everything that belonged to it, throwing all its possibilities into this sun-like furnace like firewood.
"My light is not as far away as you." Fate said with a sneer, what choice does it have?
"However, I'm still curious...what the hell are you?"
Destiny sat up straight and looked straight at Li Lin: "Have you really thought about what you are? The longer you entangle with taboo knowledge, the more you will become an indescribable taboo. You and I have fought for 2 years. And when it comes to backtracking, jumping, parallel history reset, etc., it will take tens of thousands of years-not to mention ordinary people, even the spirit of the King of the End will decay in a long time... ..."
Li Lin leaned back slightly, as if he was caught in thought by the words of fate.
Destiny is slightly happy.
In the next moment, a heavy punch came through the wind, hitting Fate on the left side of the face, smashing her body from the bed to the ground, and rolling into a ball with the innocent Qianlong.
"I am your father." Li Lin moved his wrist and said coldly, "Do you know how hard it has been for me not to have a wife in these hundreds of thousands of years?"
Destiny, who fell to the ground, opened his mouth and spit out nothing.
According to the development of the plot, there should be spitting out a tooth, or spitting out blood or something.
It's a pity that Destiny's body is relatively resistant to beatings and has only two states - either to remain intact or to remain dead.
Thinking of this, Li Lin, who was so angry, changed hands again, and grabbed Qianlong who was innocent watching the show and beat him up—compared with the fate that didn't feel like a blow, Qianlong's fight was more touching.
......
On the ninth day of September, a frightened Chen Shouting went to Donghua Gate as if he was going to the execution ground.
Starting from Donghua Gate, it is the venue where various state capitals come to Beijing to meet the saints and attend court meetings. Civil servants dismount their sedan chairs and military attachés dismount their horses. Who dares to violate the order?Unless there are special tributes to local officials, they are allowed to enter Donghua Gate and "face the saint" from a distance of hundreds or thousands of meters.
This was an opportunity that Han civil servants like him couldn't ask for in the past, but now Chen Shouting wished that he would be as far away from the capital as possible. Thinking of the night before yesterday, when Li Lin brought him into the harem and risked his sins, Sitting on the backs of Emperor Qianlong and his concubine for dinner, Chen Shouting felt that his head had moved ahead of schedule.
I don't consciously complain about Li Lin in my heart: Since he has this kind of ability, why didn't he just kill Qianlong and keep him until today?
Of course, Chen Shouting just turned around in his heart for such a small emotion, neither his face nor his eyes dared to show the slightest bit, for fear of being seen by others, he made a fuss about this emotion.
And just as the officials were clamoring, a burst of noise suddenly came from the Hall of Supreme Harmony, like a wave.
......
To everyone's surprise, the crown prince, the soon-to-be-enthroned Emperor Jiaqing, came out of the apse, with an obvious bruise on his face, and an uncontrollable anger suppressed on his face.
If it can be said that Lafayette beat Jiaqing in anger, and the officials can still pretend that they didn't see it-then a certain old man Shiquan is so tragic that even a blind person can see it.
A summer court crown made of jade grass was worn on Qianlong's head upright.
The crown is a fine craftsmanship of the Qing Palace Manufacturing Office. The golden thread is used as the border, and the red yarn is used as the lining. The golden Buddha, golden shelin, and Dongzhu on the brim of the hat are all the best batches in the palace.
The pearl on the top of the court crown is about an inch in size and shaped like a gourd. It was accidentally obtained by Qianlong when he was young when he was boating in the imperial garden. Ken wears it out.
At this moment, Qianlong, although he still had the magnanimity of being a hero, there were several more layers of wrinkles on his face - as if overnight, those years that had been covered up by maintenance had returned in the blink of an eye. On him!
Even the bright yellow court clothes he wore to preside over the great court meeting were a little wobbly and unable to hold up the airs at the moment. Only the five-clawed golden dragons on the court clothes and the twelve chapter patterns wrapped in five-color clouds were still as brilliant as gold, showing the royal family. majesty.
Without the support of the concubine beside him, it would be difficult for Qianlong to stand up straight at this moment.
Who tortured Lord Qianlong into such a miserable state?
As if echoing the questions in the minds of Heshen and Fukang'an, a figure dressed in golden-purple clouds, with pure white antlers, and purple eyes turned out from behind Qianlong.
"have you had enough?"
Probably because the civil and military officials here gave Qianlong confidence, he actually pushed away the support of fate, forced himself to turn around, and looked angrily at Li Lin.
"I am the Lord of the Qing Dynasty, do you really think that if you hold me hostage, you can get a glimpse of the weight of the divine weapon?" Qianlong sneered and shook his sleeves, "The warriors of Bogda Khan, the descendants of Genghis Khan, have not come out to kill this Let me take down the demon!"
Among the guards of the Qing Palace, the Mongolian Eight Banners have always been most appreciated for their bravery and combativeness. At this moment, hearing Qianlong's call, there was an answer in Mongolian from both sides of the hall: "Master, the slaves are here!"
These sons of the Mongolian princes drew their swords one by one and rushed towards Li Lin across the train.
Probably because he felt that he had the chance to win, and he was able to vent the anger of being tortured for the past few days, Emperor Qianlong sneered and said, righteously: "You monster, you know some magic tricks consciously, so you dare to rush in and hold me hostage, for the sake of your own temporary power. The delusion of fame and deeds, such a rebellious act unprecedented in history, does not care about the affairs behind, let alone the people of this world, and wants to turn this peaceful and prosperous world created by me into a Shura hell, it is really foolish!"
Qianlong was still talking, those fierce Mongolian guards were only a few meters away from Li Lin, but when they came into contact with the seemingly soft golden-purple clouds, they softened without warning!
Bah——
Something fell to the ground, gurgling like a living thing.
For a moment, Qianlong's triumphant voice stopped abruptly as if his bones had been pulled out.
All the Chinese, military and military officials in the main hall looked at the things that had been human beings in horror, watching the flesh and blood sacs that had been stripped of all internal organs and bones flowing down the jade steps.
After a brief silence, Fukang'an screamed frantically from his chest. This famous general of the Qing Dynasty who had participated in the battle of Hezhuo and suppressed peasant uprisings several times was frightened by something beyond reality and human intelligence. until I lost my mind.
He's crazy.
He Shen on the other side was also frightened out of his wits, but the loyalty in his chest still made him grab Qianlong's sleeve, and spit out fragmented words from his mouth with all his strength: "My lord, hurry up, run away!"
Ji Xiaolan, who once wrote "Yuewei Thatched Cottage Notes", was so frightened that she rolled on the floor, and Liu Yong, Liu Luoguo, who was good at weaving words and dyed her head red with human blood, crashed into the big pillar in the Golden Temple in extreme fear... .. Li Lin didn't even need to do anything, the crazy civil and military officials turned the Golden Temple into a hell on earth.
Li Lin sat down on the dragon chair and said to Destiny who said nothing: "Aren't you curious why I have to choose the ninth day of September?"
"Why?" Even though he knew that he was about to be defeated, Destiny couldn't help but want to ask this question.
While squinting his eyes, Li Lin gave a thumbs up to Qianlong, who was fighting against each other below.
"Because September [-]th is my wife's birthday."
"I'm going to set off an unprecedented fireworks display for her."
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