I, the leader of the secret sect, will do great things in the infinite world!

31 A Little Story After the Rain

Li Lin raised his hand, but instead of swinging down the pointer, he put his hand on the boy's head.

"Do not touch me."

Faust, who had never had his head rubbed before, broke free from Li Lin's hand. He took a step back and stared at Li Lin fearfully.

Li Lin sneered: "If you don't want to, then just be obedient."

Faust raised his eyes after being silent for a while: "I will take good care of Ino."

"Hey, you!" Mephisto's voice fluctuated. After Faust dragged him to the side and whispered, he came back blushing and bowed to Li Lin in displeasure. Then go back to the team.

Li Lin narrowed his eyes. He didn't expect this guy to be so adaptable, not as crazy as in the game, and seemed to have given in.

Did the plot go awry?

However, Li Lin has always been soft and not tough. After Mephisto was persuaded, he did not deliberately embarrass him again, but led the students back to the classroom.

Faust was the last to enter, and Li Lin stopped him.

"Little Fu—"

The system faithfully translated Li Lin's words, and the corners of Faust's eyes twitched slightly.

"My code name is Faust."

"Okay Xiaofu," Li Lin said with sincerity and sincerity, "Personally, I don't want corporal punishment very much. On the one hand, it will destroy the relationship between teachers and students; Easy to control, you played well today."

Faust was slightly stunned: This person actually didn't hold a grudge for contradicting me, but praised me instead?

After Faust returned to his seat and sat down, Li Lin coughed lightly: "Okay, students, I will teach you a class. First of all, we must clarify the learning goals. Broken bones, please get up and talk about it. We What is the purpose of learning?"

Broken Bone got up and answered confidently: "Report to the teacher, I don't know!"

"Honest! Ten points to Gryffindor... Bones!"

"Thank you, teacher!" Although he didn't know exactly how much to add, Broken Bone, who was limped by Li Lin, was still very happy and sat down happily.

"Childish." Mephisto crossed his arms across his chest and muttered disdainfully, but in fact, he secretly pricked up his ears to listen.

"The purpose of our study is to live better." Li Lin made an impassioned speech on the podium, scolding Fang Qiu, "Learning is a way for you to learn how to live and change the status quo. The land of Terra is already chaotic enough. Can't live long."

"So, sir, who do we learn from?"

The sudden question interrupted Li Lin's impassioned speech. Mephisto rolled his eyes subconsciously, but he was horrified to find that he had been fascinated by listening at some point. When he turned his head, he found that Faust was also listening fascinated.

"That's a good question!" Li Lin was delighted, "Then let me tell you my story."

If those sitting in the audience were the psychopaths who suffered so much from Li Lin in the nursing home, they would be so scared that they would be crying and begging him to stop.

Unfortunately not.

"A long time ago, when I... a friend of mine was first sent to a mental hospital, the head nurse there had to give sedative injections to the patients at regular intervals."

Mephisto muttered under the audience: "Didn't he say he wanted to tell his own story?"

Li Lin covered his ears and stole the sound of the bell: "I suddenly thought of a better story and changed it temporarily, can't you?! Concubine Mei, if you poke your mouth again, you can run on the playground for me. After running [-] laps, go dig a hundred. A twist alcohol!"

Mephisto fell silent.

Li Lin continued to tell his story of no product: "The head nurse is a brother, she is keen to find trouble for me... my friends and friends of friends, and I have to come to the toilet from time to time to see if they are there. Sneaking dinner, or sneaking shit on the ground, whoever she found was given an overdose of sedative injections."

"My friend tried to fight against all this, so he found some other niggas and decided to plan a revenge."

The students in the audience listened attentively.

"These niges are all big guys with special skills, some are good at disappearing without a trace after their girlfriends are pregnant, some are good at growing cotton, some are good at shooting footballs, and some are good at frying chickens, The level of the fried chicken is one of the best even outside.”

"On the first day, the head nurse found that the cotton in her sanitary napkin was missing, so she thought she was pregnant." Li Lin said in a deep tone, "As we all know, Brother Ni will pick cotton when he is in his mother's womb."

At this time, there was light laughter from the audience, and the seamless translation of the system conveyed the meaning of the story to the students intact.

Even Faust couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

"When you are pregnant, there are always some taboo foods that you can't eat, so the group of niges added fresh feces to her three meals a day. At first, the head nurse thought that she might be pregnant. The taste was a bit weird, but she ate too much feces. It can always taste thick and light.”

"In order to prevent the head nurse from finding out, they even wrapped the feces in tin foil and deep-fried it. Anyway, after a few days, the head nurse noticed that her appetite had changed, but it was not until she had diarrhea due to dysentery that she realized that she had eaten The synthetic meals and nutrient solutions we drink are all filled with feces.”

Li Lin narrated this story calmly, and the faces of the students in the audience were pale.

"She furiously wanted to feed those Nico brothers, but as you all know, this kind of fight between Nico and Nico was a common thing. The nursing home didn't care about it, so a week later the head nurse She applied for a leave of absence, and when she left the nursing home, the Nico brothers came up to tell her."

Li Lin smiled mysteriously: "...Actually, we also stole the cotton in your sanitary napkin and put glue on it."

The audience was silent, and even Mephisto, who had been stabbed before, was quiet, with a gloomy face, afraid that he would one day eat the dinner made by Li Lin himself.

Li Lin ended this heavy-tasting story and concluded: "So, after that, my...my friends became more and more optimistic and cheerful. As a sunny and cheerful boy, the most important thing is to discover your own strengths .”

"For example, he likes to talk about the past with the prisoners in the prison, telling him that at least I am free now, and you will eat bullets to eat your fill soon."

"For example, he likes to race with athletes who have broken their legs. In front of him, he can show that his body is intact, he eats well, and he runs fast."

"For example, he likes to make nests with corpses that have thrown themselves into the river. When he catches fish, he praises the extraordinary efficiency of making nests and recycling them."

"For example, he is good at talking about where Dad is going with Brother Ni."

The church bell rang outside the window, and the students in the classroom were relieved, feeling that the scenery outside the window seemed like a world away.

Li Lin pressed his hands on the podium: "In short, we must learn this spirit, and our class will end here first."

Li Lin didn't leave immediately after class. Although the stories he told in class were a bit weird, the central theme was clear anyway, that is to use all means to achieve their goals. This made the young cadres of the integration movement feel that Very curious.

So they surrounded Li Lin and wanted to ask some details of the story.

We all know that when people make up stories, they always neglect details. If Li Lin told it again, it would definitely reveal the truth, so he told a new story.

"If you want to achieve your goals, defeating the will of others is a shortcut."

Mephistopheles and Faust, who were about to walk out of the classroom, exchanged glances before sneaking back into the crowd.

"Where do infected people usually sit?"

The students looked at each other, each seeing uneasiness in each other's eyes.

"The answer is jail."

All the students fell silent. They could laugh when Li Lin told Neko's jokes, but they couldn't laugh when he replaced Neko with an infected person.

Li Lin showed a hearty smile: "In Casimir's knight arena, a titled knight asked another infected knight, why do I have such good conditions, and I also do a lot of training every day, and I think I'm doing my best. But still can't catch up with your speed?"

This story was more detailed than the previous one, but Mephisto felt more uneasy.

"The infected knight replied that it is not enough to just work hard, you also need to go all out to stimulate your potential."

"The titled knight became more and more confused and asked what kind of training method was used. The infected knight readily answered that if you just compete with other knights every day, you can only do your best at best. If you race with bullets and police cars every day , then you can be considered as giving your best.”

The little boys who were riding the integration movement were lost in thought, and Li Lin sneaked away.

32 No one can offend...

Outside the classroom door, a man stopped Li Lin.

This person has Sarkaz's horns, but he looks very strange, and his clothes are also different from those of Sarkaz. He doesn't look like a mercenary... he looks like a general.

"Can I stop?"

His eyes stared coldly at Li Lin's face. This sturdy Sarkaz man was more than a head taller than the 1.7-meter Li Lin. When he stood under the eaves, his sharp horns almost Pierce the eaves.

The actual executors of the Sakaz Mercenary Group are a trio, but the nominal leader is Garson, who is directly responsible to Regent Tracy.

The Sarkaz trio got too close to Li Lin, causing Garson to feel uneasy.

"You are not Sarkaz, and you don't understand the chaos on this land. Why do you want to ignite it all?"

Li Lin sat down on the bench under the eaves and squinted at him: "Then can you guarantee that Tracys and Ursas will not make any trouble?"

Garson's eyelids twitched, mainly because Li Lin's attitude was too arrogant, he was not afraid of anything, which made him very afraid.

"Then you take care of your integration movement and don't interfere with the mercenary group and Sarkaz."

Li Lin was furious when he heard this. He had always been the only one to threaten others, and no one else dared to say harsh words to him. Unfortunately, the Sakaz man in front of him was too majestic, so Li Lin decided to temporarily change his strategy.

Looking at Li Lin walking away without saying a word, Garson's eyelids twitched slightly...but he didn't take it to heart.

Garson, who had suppressed Li Lin, decided to talk to Hedley again. Among the trio, Hedley had completely turned to the regent, and Ines's daily attitude was unclear. Only W, the unfamiliar devil, I still vaguely remember that extremely naive princess.

In the classroom, Mephistopheles and Faust looked at each other, and they all remembered the story Li Lin had just told.

Carlson might be in for some bad luck.

At noon, the snow in the mine melted, and thick, debris-like clouds hung in the sky. The sun could not penetrate the thick clouds, and instead sprinkled through the weak points.

The hazy light beam hung over the mine, leaving patches of light spots.

Ines is used to walking in the open space. Her Originium skill can peek into other people's thoughts through shadows, but in the long run, this burden will inevitably lead to some side effects. Fortunately, Ines always pays attention to physical and mental conditioning and has not accumulated too much So stressful.

A person came from a little distance away, and Ines subconsciously looked up, and then her face changed dramatically.

Fortunately, she suffered the loss this time and did not pry into Li Lin's heart.

Before Li Lin could stand still, she took the initiative to approach him and asked him what he was going to do.

After some exchanges, Li Lin returned with a full load, while Ines looked strange, and then a touch of happiness rose in her heart.

Carlson was in trouble.

......

Garson came to the cafeteria, but he failed to have a good talk with Hedley.

Hedley, who usually goes to bed early and gets up early, did not wake up today because of a hangover, which made him feel a little uncomfortable.

He ordered a creamy mushroom soup, and then walked straight into the private room. As the head of the Sarkaz mercenaries, he certainly couldn't sit in the cafeteria and eat with other people.

Suddenly there was a commotion outside, but Garson didn't care.

After a while, someone brought cream of mushroom soup outside the door. The soup was covered with thick cream, and the milky white soup noodles looked quite tempting.

Although the thick soup under this layer of cream was boiling hot, it was not difficult for Garson. He scooped up a spoonful and put it into his mouth to swallow without hesitation.

The next moment there was an earth-shattering roar from the private room for one person, and the integrated movement members who were dining in the cafeteria rushed into the private room, only to see Garson falling to the ground clutching his throat, a strange bright red surfaced from the creamy soup on the table, The sweet smell was gradually summed up by a strong, hot and spicy smell, filling the room.

The special product of Shangshu in Yanguo, Chili Mama, brings the ultimate sensory stimulation to everyone who tastes it. As a special edition of Nian Treasures, just dipping a chopstick can turn a pot of clear soup into red soup.

Under this pot of creamy mushroom soup, the special version of Chili Mama's hot sauce is evenly spread.

10 minute later.

In the temporary infirmary, Garson finally recovered from the long-term retching and itching. Although there was still something wrong with his throat, he could at least speak aloud.

He was going to settle accounts with the chef who made this dish, and the moment he rushed out, something poured from the top of Garson's head, soaking his thin clothes.

Everyone in the distance looked at Garson standing in the cold wind, hesitating to speak.

"Who did it?" Garson's hoarse voice roared in the wind, "Who the hell?!"

No one answered, they didn't know who was so wicked, they took a bucket of urine from the toilet and put it at the door.

"That's enough, why don't you go take a shower?" Behind Carlson, the doctor held his nose and yelled, "How long are you going to stand at the door in a pissy mess?"

Garson's fists clenched and loosened until he realized that his palms were full of urine as well, and in doing so he was pinching for fun.

He quickly left, full of humiliation, and returned to his residence.

After seeing the door as usual, Carlson couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

At this time, the cold wind was blowing, and Garson, who was soaked in urine, shivered and pushed open the door, and retreated quickly the moment the door was opened... Of course, nothing happened.

He took off his smelly clothes and walked into the simple single bathroom. The moment his feet hit the ground, he froze.

Most of the glue used to bond objects in the world of Terra comes from Rem Billiton, and the best tactical glue also comes from there. Garson used that kind of tactical glue when he was a mercenary, and he can easily join two objects together. The car is stuck together, and it is almost impossible to separate it by brute force unless it is blown to pieces with W's explosives.

Tactical glue will cause a burning pain when it comes into contact with the skin.

Garson was very familiar with it because when he first used tactical glue, he accidentally dropped a drop on the back of his hand. In pain, the palm and the glove were stuck together again, like a second layer of skin that was difficult to separate.

As a result, Garson lost half of the skin on the back of his hand forever.

And now this familiar pain was coming from the soles of his feet. He was standing on the dividing line between the bathroom and the bedroom. The floor had been covered with strong tactical glue at some point.

The windows are opened.

"Who the hell are you?!" Garson roared, but unfortunately, the side effects of Mama Chili hadn't gone away, and the result of the roar was that he could only cough.