Anecdotes about Ma Niang in East China

This vending machine has been broken for a while. I only discovered it after several banknotes and coins were swallowed.The drinks inside never fall out, but occasionally lucky people can get drinks. This time Dongcheng Kuaiju simply took out a five hundred yuan coin from his pocket and put it into the vending machine.Then I pressed the Coke option. According to the past situation, there would be no movement from this vending machine.

- Ding ding ding ding - beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.

But after Dongcheng Kuaiju inserted coins and chose a drink, the bottle of Coke actually fell into the access area below, and the vending machine also made a strange sound. Dongcheng Kuaiju discovered that This vending machine has a lottery function and a slot machine-type turntable on it. As a result, the result this time was 666.

That's not all. Dongcheng Kuaiju thought it was just one more can, but when he dropped the second can, the third, and the fourth - as the drinks fell, everyone in Dongcheng Kuaiju went numb. These The storage area was quickly filled with drinks, but listening to the sound from the machine, it seemed that they were still falling.

This is obviously not a problem of winning the lottery - this is a bug, or... this thing is finally broken.

Dongcheng Kuaiju had no choice but to take his own can of Coke and make a call according to the maintenance number written next to the vending machine.You can't just take all these drinks away by yourself, right?I am not a cheap person.Dongcheng Kuaiju has been waiting by the vending machine for the maintenance staff to come, while drinking the Coke he bought.

"What the hell is going on today..." Dongcheng Kuaiju threw the Coke can into the trash can and muttered to himself. "Can it be said that I have really been transported?"

The maintenance staff usually come very quickly at this time. After telling his story, the maintenance staff was very grateful to Dongcheng Kuaiju, who was looking after the drinks. Not only did he return the [-] yen to him, but he also gave him a second can of drinks. , Dongcheng Kuaiju also took advantage of the opportunity to say goodbye and left.But she waited until evening. After a day of strange encounters, she suddenly felt a strange feeling...

After all, with my bad physique, it’s unlikely that such a day would happen. It would be better to say that I was lucky to receive an invitation from An Shame.I went out to spend money today, and ended up making a net profit of 20 when I returned. Others may not believe it if I tell you.

"...Maybe if you want to spend money but can't spend it...it's a kind of bad luck in itself, right?" Dongcheng Kuaiju laughed at himself. Things he wanted to do often encountered various difficulties. Maybe spending money itself can be regarded as a kind of bad luck. You might be judged to be doing what you want to do.

Of course, this was just her way of mocking herself. Maybe she was just temporarily out of luck today.You can't just be transported after being injured that day, right?Then he should have been injured earlier.

Just kidding... How can you be hurt like this... Everyone will be worried about themselves.Dongcheng Kuaiju sighed and finally decided to go back to Ma Niangzhuang and not make everyone worry.Running out alone is indeed worrying behavior.

Dongcheng Kuaiju operated the wheelchair and returned to the door of Ma Niangzhuang along the way he came. However, he saw Satomi Guangzuan, Bei Xuanju, Qiong and Da Zhan at the door. They gathered in front of Ma Niangzhuang. , as if discussing something.

"What's wrong with you?" Dongcheng Kuaiju stepped forward curiously and asked, "Are you looking for me?"

"Ah! Little Dongcheng!" As soon as Dongcheng Kuaiju said something, Qiong immediately reacted and quickly ran to Dongcheng Kuaiju's side. He checked up and down, left, left, right, and right that there were no missing arms or legs before patting him with confidence. Patting his chest, "Sister, where have you gone? We've been looking for you all day long."

"Actually, I didn't run very far." Dongcheng Kuaiju's words were true, but perhaps not being found by these people was a part of his luck today, "And I'm fine, I just want to be alone for a while. .And some very lucky things happened.”

"Then you have to tell us... we just keep our distance." Da Zhenzhen said angrily, "It's still very dangerous for you to run out alone in your current situation."

"Didn't I come back well?" Dongcheng Kuaiju smiled, "Also, today I always feel that someone is actually taking care of me - it must be my illusion."

"Okay, okay, just come back." Satomi Guangzuan looked at Dongcheng Kuaiju's smile and quickly smoothed things over. "Anyway, since everyone is here, let's have a meal together at Ma Niangzhuang. Anyway, Miss Xingwang is here to stay with us."

"I also think it would be good for everyone to get together. Nothing bad will happen anyway." Bei Xuanju also nodded.

A few people let Dongcheng Kuaiju go for the time being. Beibu Xuanju also took the initiative to push Dongcheng Kuaiju's wheelchair into Ma Niangzhuang. However, none of them noticed that one person seemed to be following Dongcheng Kuaiju from the beginning to the end. The blue-haired and squinting horse girl behind her snickered quietly for a while and left quietly.

She didn't show her face, let alone reveal her existence. She just silently guarded Dongcheng Kuaiju and did a little help.

Chapter 31·The luckier you are, the more unlucky you are

Dongcheng Kuaiju feels that her luck has changed recently. She usually can't pick up a dime even if she keeps her head down.Recently, I have won consecutive prizes, as if I want to make up for all my luck in the past few decades. Strangely enough, my luck has been improving since I was injured. Could it be that my feet have also affected my luck?

how?Did you have the words "Revolt against the Qing Dynasty and Fu Ming Dynasty" carved on your feet?Although Dongcheng Kuaiju didn't understand why this happened, he was somewhat happy.After all, after so many years of bad luck, it is still very satisfying to suddenly become lucky.

Dongcheng Kuaiju was halfway drawing when there was a knock on the door behind him.Dongcheng Kuaiju took off his headphones and asked in a low voice who it was.

"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger!"

"Pagoda suppresses the river demon!" Dongcheng Kuaiju subconsciously added, "Eh? No, I didn't agree on a code word with you."

Of course, the one who knew this secret code was Dong Chengqiong, who was once in the same body as him. Hearing his sister's complaint, Dong Chengqiong immediately opened the door, jumped directly onto Dongcheng Kuaiju's bed, and put on a fresh and delicious look. Said to Dongcheng Kuaiju in his posture. "Hey, this is a secret code that only I know."

"Actually, Senior Sister and Lian should also know." Dongcheng Kuaiju sighed, "Is there something wrong? Or are you just here to see me?"

"Why don't we come to see you?" Dongcheng Qiong changed into a more seductive posture, squeezing his chest with both arms, trying hard to squeeze out a little bit of cleavage.It's a pity that both Qiong and Dongcheng Kuaiju are too hopelessly barren. Even if they try hard to squeeze, they probably won't be able to get a gap.

Strictly speaking, the fastest way to enlarge breasts may be to exercise the chest muscles.

"Okay, okay, get out of my bed. Really, you are so big. If you still can't squeeze out, don't squeeze out. We don't need to humiliate ourselves."

"Cleavage is like time. If you squeeze it, there will always be some." Dong Chengqiong replied seriously, "The big shock taught me this."

"You believe it when she teaches you? Do you believe it when she teaches you that you were actually picked up from a trash can outside?" Dongcheng Kuaiju complained, "Don't just listen to her. Da Shocker has no way of talking."

"Hey hehe~ Then show your thighs! There is always something that can attract you, sister, right?!" Dong Chengqiong changed his position again unconvinced. This time, he directly exposed his smooth and bright white legs. A horse race girl is born The big white legs with long sleeves and no lack of voluptuousness are indeed very attractive, but unfortunately - these big white legs are almost exactly the same as mine.

Dongcheng Kuaiju's expression is of a Buddhist type. There's nothing you can do about it. When you look at a child who looks exactly like you, posing, you will only feel embarrassed.Qiong's child's mental age may not be as old as Dongcheng Kuaiju's fingernails. She could only sigh, "If nothing happens, then I will continue painting?"

"No..." Qiong pitifully hugged Dongcheng Kuaiju's thigh, "Don't you want to play with your sister?"

"Then let's be honest, she's the one who flirts with you, is she taught by Da Zhen?" Dongcheng Kuaiju nodded angrily at Dongcheng Qiong's head, "Don't listen to her."

"Ah, no, this was taught by Sister Haixingxing." Dongchengqiong said straightforwardly, "It has nothing to do with me!"

"...Um..." Dongcheng Kuaiju originally wanted to criticize her, but considering that Haidu Zhixing is her sister, she changed her tune and said, "I'm teasing you, don't believe it."

"I understand, just trust my sister from now on!" Dongcheng Qiong understood immediately, but the way of understanding was somewhat abstract. "So, onee-sama, would you like to play with me?"

"...Well, there hasn't been much happening lately anyway." Dongcheng Kuaiju sighed and turned his head. "But is there anything we can play with just the two of us?"

"Why don't you take me with you?" Just when Qiong was about to say that it would be fine for the two of us, a snickering Golden Ship head poked out from behind the unclosed door, "I heard that some people don't call me when they play games. But no, I’m going to have to hit you hard!”

As soon as the golden ship appeared, the two sisters were instantly dumbfounded. Both Qiong and Dongcheng Kuaiju had an unrivaled intuition about the golden ship.Especially when she is already interested, the only way to deal with Golden Ship is to stop her from being interested in you, otherwise there will be no solution.

However, when the golden ship called out, half of the people in Ma Niangzhuang were called over.This group of problem children were actually very considerate when Dongcheng Kuaiju was busy and would not cause trouble to Dongcheng Kuaiju, but now that Dongcheng Kuaiju has free time, of course this group of people started to have fits.

"Although I have no interest in this low-level game! But I have a lot of free time today, so I will reluctantly participate in it a little bit!" Airi Soko showed a bad smile, "But if you win, you can name anyone to help me with the experiment. is that true?"

"Is there such a rule? Isn't this just a simple guessing game?" Dongcheng Kuaiju held his chin with a look of despair. It's not like he had never played the game created by the Golden Ship, but every time I have all failed miserably for various reasons.At that time, Qiong and himself were still one, so Qiong's views were completely consistent with his own.

When playing the game of Golden Ship, you must be prepared to be played.And now the strange instrument she placed on the table and the helmet attached to the instrument gave her a rather bad feeling.

"Ahem, let's first introduce our latest masterpiece! T-999 lie detector!" Golden Boat saw Dongcheng Kuaiju's wariness about this instrument, so she stopped pretending to be mysterious. The explanation began on the spot. "This instrument is sponsored by Ms. Arisoko! Let us thank Ms. Arisoko for her contribution!"

"Polygraph?" Dongcheng Kuaiju already had the urge to turn around and run away, but she soon encountered practical difficulties. Her feet were still wrapped in bandages and plasters, so there was a possibility of running away on the spot. Sex is almost zero. "So...why are you doing the lie detector test?"

"Of course it's for the little secret you are hiding!!!" Golden Ship said bluntly, "Believe me, as long as you have this thing, no one's gossip will be able to hide!"

"...Can I quit?" Dongcheng Kuaiju was already numb, but obviously, several people at the table were staring at him, so the hand Dongcheng Kuaiju just raised slowly slowly appeared under everyone's gaze. The ground was laid down. "I'm just saying."

"Okay, now let's introduce our contestants!" Golden Boat clapped his hands and introduced them in a serious manner.

——Science incarnate!Omniscient and omnipotent, Ali Taoko player!What did she see in Arisuko's eyes?

--Demons and monsters!Dark skyscrapers!A Manhattan coffee contestant who loves coffee!No!She is coffee itself!Manchester City Teahouse Players!

——The soul of the beloved horse girl will never give in!I want to participate even if I have to spend my life in this life, and I am an Ellie digital contestant who can go beyond life and death just for the sake of gossip!

——Never take off the mask!Is it because there is a devil hidden under the mask?No matter what he is, he is a mask weirdo!Golden Master Player!

——The mysterious eldest lady of an aristocratic family. Although she doesn’t understand what a lie detector is and she doesn’t know the situation at all, she is just here for gossip!Big shock player!

——The mysterious man who was invited by Miss Shocking suddenly broke into Ma Niangzhuang!New space player!

"Wait a minute!" Dongcheng Kuaiju stopped the Golden Boat player who seemed to be announcing the curtain in WWE, "Why is there a newcomer I don't know here?!"

"I'm not sure what the big shock is." Golden Ship shrugged, "But it should be quite interesting to see it like this!"

"Ah, by the way, I forgot to introduce you. This is New Universe, a friend of mine at school. She insisted on coming to Ma Niangzhuang today, saying that she had received some guidance. So she brought her." Big Shock also explained in due course. "Miss Xingwang went to have a drink with the same party today, so it's just a good time to catch up."

"Hello, it's our first time meeting you. No, maybe it's not the first time." New Universe nodded to Dongcheng Kuaiju. For some reason, Dongcheng Kuaiju broke out in a cold sweat as soon as this person appeared. His pair of shoes looked like something The eyes without even thinking were like a very attractive whirlpool, which seemed to be able to swallow up the soul.

Dongcheng Kuaiju has an intuition that this shocking friend may be the biggest threat to the horse racing girl among everyone here except the golden ship.Dongcheng Kuaiju quite trusts this unlucky child's instinct for self-protection.So she responded quite cautiously, "Um...welcome, Miss New Universe, I don't remember where I have seen you...but maybe I met you by accident."

"It doesn't matter, it's normal not to remember. After all, I don't remember where I saw you." New Universe said the words of the radio wave, and the whole person seemed to be looking at Dongcheng Kuaiju or Kongkuo, his eyes There seems to be a wonderful light flowing in it, although it may be rude to say this - but the external appearance of the new universe may be more like a horse racing girl from aliens than a golden ship.

"We will definitely become good friends." New Universe ended the conversation with a rather puzzling statement, with a mysterious smile.But Dongcheng Kuaiju only felt creepy, as if the other party could see through his true nature at a glance.In any case, New Universe is a friend brought by the big shock, and Dongcheng Kuaiju doesn't want to treat each other in a hostile way.He could only nod his head. "Hopefully we can become very good friends."

"Okay, let's continue the game! The gameplay of this game is very interesting! Here is a bowl of strange-flavored beans. We have to take turns to take out one from it and eat it. If you eat some bad taste, if you can bear it, then There is no need for punishment, but if you lose your composure, then you will be asked a question by drawing lots, and this lie detector will detect whether you are lying on this question! If you are lying on this question~hehe~"

"...what will happen...?" Dongcheng Kuaiju blinked, "What exactly is the punishment?"

"Just drink the new potion I prepared in one go!" Alisuko put the potion on the table. The potion showed an emerald green color through the glass measuring cup and was still bubbling, just like when Gul'dan gave it to him. The real-life version of the devil's blood prepared by Xiaohou was so ordinary that just by looking at it, I didn't have the courage to put it in my mouth!

No wonder Taiko is so supportive of this game. She was indeed bribed... In this way, one of them will come to test the medicine anyway, which is a sure profit for her.

Dongcheng Kuaiju thought to herself that if it were before, she would definitely have to face inquiries in the first few rounds, but Dongcheng Kuaiju has had a change of luck recently, so she has a little more confidence.If you can't quit, just don't lose once and win until the end!This is the flash of Dongcheng Kuaiju blocking the gossip!Dongcheng Kuaiju was the first to reach out to the strange-flavored beans.

——Cat hair smell?Dongcheng Kuaiju chewed it twice, and then his taste buds submitted his judgment quite honestly. This thing felt like eating a mouthful of cat hair, which almost caused Dongcheng Kuaiju's expression management to fail.Okay... maybe Dongcheng Kuaiju is not in luck today!But Dongcheng Kuaiju endured it and swallowed it.

"It's okay... next one!" Dongcheng Kuaiju forced his facial features to stay in place. Although he tasted a strange taste, Golden Ship also said that as long as he didn't show it, it would be fine!

"Then let me try it!" She was so shocked that Dongcheng Kuaiju ate it, and she also extended her hand to the strange-flavored beans. She didn't know whether the lie detector was useful or not. But just having the chance to hear Dongcheng Kuaiju's gossip was enough, so she took a strange-flavored bean and ate it without hesitation.

"Almond flavor, next one." The big shock was that I had always been lucky and didn't win the lottery, so the realization fell on the face of Ali Digital.

"Buttery!" Ali Digital didn't win the prize either. It seems that most of the strange-flavored beans are indeed of normal flavor. The Golden Ship didn't lie, but after one round, no one won the prize?Dongcheng Kuaiju was somewhat unbalanced, but when Dongcheng Qiong ate the strange-flavored beans, her facial expression suddenly explained what it meant to be distorted.

"So sour!!!!" She quickly spat out the strange-flavored beans in her mouth, "Ahhh...it's so sour that it tastes like drinking vinegar directly!"

——Dongcheng Kuaiju almost forgot that Dongcheng Qiong’s luck was not very good either.Although there is still a gap between him and me who was born unlucky, Dongcheng Qiong is indeed quite unlucky!

So the next second, Golden Ship put the lie detector helmet on Qiong's head, which showed a bitter face. Although Dongcheng Kuaiju received Qiong's distress signal, she could only do nothing to help.You can’t say that you actually won the lottery, right?It was hard to hold back.

"Okay! If you have any questions, just come over here!" Dong Chengqiong said with a self-defeating look, "I'll take care of you all!"

Chapter 32·We have become friends

"I appreciate your attitude, if your feet don't shake!" Golden Ship showed a weird smile, "Come on, let's start drawing lots!"

The golden boat took out a bucket of red lots and said happily, "The person who draws the lot with a gap in the head is the questioner. First, it is absolutely fair and just. Second, it will definitely punish any bad thing. Third, the referee will be absolutely fair." Beautiful! The referee’s golden ship is here to see you!”

"Even if you come up with Iron Armor Xiaobao's lines, you can't show that you are fair, right?" Dongcheng Kuaiju glanced at the lottery tube suspiciously, and was the first to stretch out his hand, but as expected, it was an ordinary lottery.Then after everyone took turns to draw, the first one to get the qualification to ask questions was actually a big shock.

Although she didn't know how the golden ship operated, she did choose the gameplay with the most barrages, Da Shock and Dongcheng Qiong, two people who had a deep entanglement. Although they were both very important people in Dongcheng Kuaiju, Dongcheng Kuaiju is also somewhat curious about the unclear relationship between the two.

This is definitely not gossip, it is the concern a good sister should have!Dongcheng Kuaiju said categorically in his heart.Now that the choice has fallen into the hands of Da Shock, in a sense, Dongcheng Kuaiju will take the lead this time.It's really strange to be in a weak position in this kind of situation - usually she is at the center of the incident.

It was rare to be able to eat melon together, so of course she did not miss this opportunity. Her eyes fell on the face of Dongcheng Qiong, who was a little nervous. As a sister, Dongcheng Kuaiju used seven parts of sympathy, two parts of gloating, and one part of you and you. Today's happiness is just like this, Shi Shiran came to the special seat for eating melons.

"Gu... just ask if you have anything!" Dongcheng Qiong blushed, a little afraid to look into Da Shock's eyes. After all, there was indeed some confusion between her and Da Shock, mainly because she still liked herself the most. Although my sister has a good impression of Big Shock, she doesn't quite understand what she thinks about Big Shock.

Should I say love?Or is it just the unrestricted feeling between childhood friends?Did the black-haired child from back then secretly hide in his heart and cultivate a third of an acre of land?

She felt that she should have ignored this on purpose. Maybe she had the answer in her heart, but...

"Don't be nervous, I just have a small question." Da Shocked didn't intend to ask any tricky questions. After all, how could she be cruel to the person she liked?She could see clearly that both Dongcheng Kuaiju and Dongcheng Qiong were undoubtedly part of the Dongcheng Kuaiju in her heart.

Although they have separated, their love will not disappear because of this. This feeling originated from the only partner when they were young, and it has blossomed and bear fruit for various reasons.She has long accepted that she may not really be a dedicated person.But the only thing she can guarantee is that she will never betray the trust of these two people.

So the question she raised was——

"What color is your fat index today?" Da Zhenzhen looked at Dongcheng Qiong tenderly, wanting to casually ask a small question to solve this embarrassing situation, so at Dong Chengqiong's urging, she subconsciously looked at Dongcheng Qiong Qiong's skirt, and then said the above words.

"...You just want to ask this?" Dong Chengqiong's expression changed from shy and worried to confused in an instant, "You just want to know what kind of clothes I wore today?"

"..." Da Shi was silent for a while, and then realized what he had just said in that moment. "That's not what I meant! I made a mistake! It was definitely not my intention!"

This time it was indeed an accident, just like an unexpected situation such as occasionally calling the teacher "Mom" when the mind is wandering, I was so shocked that I thought [Sincerely] [Thoughts now] [It's not a serious problem] ] When she put it all together, she subconsciously gave an answer that she really wanted to know now, but would not cause too many consequences.

——Well, at least in the long run, he will only be regarded as a pervert by Dongcheng Qiong.

"... black... black lace..." Dong Chengqiong gritted her teeth and said word by word. The lie detector did not sound a warning, indicating that she was telling the truth.So everyone's eyes subconsciously turned to her long skirt that looked quite normal. They didn't expect that the lower part of the east city dome was so open.

"...I really didn't mean it." Da Zhenzhen swallowed. She had already seen Dongcheng Qiong's murderous intent that was so solid that it felt like she was going to pounce on her and lift her skirt in the next second. , so she quickly took two steps back. "This is a rule! You can't touch me!"

"Theoretically, this is it..." Golden Ship, as the arbiter of the rules, could only nod. Although she also felt that the question of "big shock" was a bit perverted, in the final analysis, it was only within the allowable range.Although it is a bit perverted, it does not violate the rules of the game. "But after the game, it is no longer protected by the rules of the game. When the time comes, there will be grievances and grievances, and there will be revenge."

"?" Big Shock looked at Golden City in disbelief. He probably didn't expect that the gold ship was so skilled at selling people.

"Well, after the game is over, I have some personal matters to talk to you about, Big Shock." Dongcheng Qiong may only be able to show a little bit of his nature in front of Big Shock, but everyone here is quite supportive of Dongcheng Qiong's heavy punch. .After all, being asked what the color of your body is is indeed a bit perverted.

"Okay, okay, let's forget about things over there for the time being. Let's continue. Everyone's game is not over yet." Huang Jincheng clapped his hands and drew everyone's attention. Only then did everyone realize that this time is not the last. As a result, the game continues.This time it started from the questioner's side, so Da Shock took a strange-flavored bean and threw it into his mouth.

"It's chocolate flavored. Next one." The luck of being shocked was always good, but this time she could feel the murderous aura coming from across the table at any time, which was indeed a bit scary.

"The next one is my...um...the cake tastes pretty good. Next one." New Universe did not change his expression. He could not tell what the other party tasted. In a sense, his face was paralyzed. There are indeed certain benefits to this situation.

It's a pity that Dongcheng Kuaiju can't be as calm as New Universe. After New Universe, Manchester City Tea House, Ali Digital, Ali Suzi and others did not eat the problematic strange-flavored beans, so Roulette Arriving in front of Dongcheng Kuaiju again, she swallowed, picked up one of the ones that seemed pleasing to the eye, and threw it into her mouth after being mentally prepared.

——It's toothpaste flavored...

Dongcheng Kuaiju quickly judged the fact that she had won the lottery again. It is better to say that she was mentally prepared. She barely controlled her urge to spit it out. After all, everyone would know that you had won the lottery. .So she swallowed the strange-flavored beans directly with a gulp, and then said.

"Next..." Although there was a bit of weirdness in his tone, there was really no way Shizui Dongcheng Kuaiju really tasted the strange taste. Everyone could only look at the next person with regret, which was Golden Boat himself.

Golden Ship likes to play some strange games, but she will definitely abide by the rules she sets, so she decisively chooses the strange-flavored beans and throws them into her mouth pretending to be relaxed, but the next second she tastes spicy. The taste fills the mouth. The more you chew, the more obvious the spicy taste becomes. Most people would probably be able to spit it out.

But Golden Ship's eyes lit up, "The chili flavor is great!"

"...Does this taste bad?" Dongcheng Kuaiju asked with some confusion, "She even said it tasted like chili pepper."

"...Um...I'm not sure." Arisuzi didn't expect that someone could be so alive and kicking after eating the devil's pepper. However, although the golden ship was not exposed because of the strange pepper-flavored beans, Flaw, but in everyone's unanimous decision, the chili-flavored strange-flavored beans are still the winner.

It is rare for Golden Ship to be punished by his own game, and this time the person who tortured Golden Ship was Dongcheng Kuaiju himself.

——But... I don't want to know any gossip?

Dongcheng Kuaiju was in trouble. Although she was given the right to ask questions, she was probably the least gossipy person here.But the atmosphere has been heightened to this point, and it doesn’t seem right to not ask.After all, this is just such a game, so Dongcheng Kuaiju thought for a long time and finally decided to simply ask something that would make even Golden Ship feel ashamed, so that she would know what the consequences would be if her privacy was exposed!