Anecdotes about Ma Niang in East China

Hey, married men are probably like this -

Looking back on the situation of the Satomi family, it seems to be similar.Dongcheng Kuaiju finally understood that marriage is the tomb of love - although it is indeed better to be buried in peace than to be exposed in the wilderness, at least it is not something that a single person like himself can imagine.The girl could only silently light a candle in her heart to express her condolences to Mr. Bei Dao.

"Speaking of which, what do you want to do tonight?" Bei Xuanju asked, "Isn't it a little too early to take a shower?"

"Yeah... that's right." Satomi Hikari nodded his lips, and cast his gaze on Dongcheng Kuaiju, who was still addicted to the game, and evoked a strange smile. "By the way, there's an interesting game I've always wanted to play, but I don't think I've ever played it."

"Oh? Is there such a game?" Dongshang Zhanping asked doubtfully, "But it's a game that Xiaodiaan has always wanted to play but has never played. This is really strange."

"That's right, Xiao Diamond has always been very active, and usually does whatever he has thought about." Bei Xuanju praised the passage, "It's strange that such a Xiao Diamond actually has games that he wants to play but hasn't. So what is it?”

"Well, there are always some games that I can't play if I want. Especially games like this that require everyone to be there -" Satomi Kozuan said with a smile, but his eyes never left Dongcheng Kuaiju's. body.

Dongcheng Kuaiju, who was playing the game, instantly felt a chill, as if he was being targeted, and goosebumps instantly covered his body.She closed the phone tremblingly, as if nothing happened, and opened the door. "Ah, then I'll take a shower first, you first..."

"That's not okay—"

slap-

Suddenly, Satomi Light Diamond appeared behind the girl as if teleporting, and held down the girl's shoulders.At this time, the girl tried her best but could not break away from Satomi Mitsuko's seemingly calm grip. She could only turn around and say in a cold sweat, "Um... Xiao Zuan, what kind of game is this?"

"truth or Dare."

"..." Dongcheng Kuaiju fell silent. Although she felt that this game was indeed not suitable for her, it seemed to be in line with her intention to test Xiaobei and Xiaozuan, and there were only four of them. The possibility of going north is much higher!After all, the probability is [-] in [-]...

Thinking about it carefully, this is indeed the fastest way to find out the thoughts of Xiao Zuan and Xiao Bei.As expected of Xiao Zuan, he was aware of the problem before he acted and was ready to cooperate with him.Xiao Zhuan's target is definitely Xiao Bei, which means that except for Dong Shang, everyone on this table is targeting Xiao Bei.

Can you still lose? !If I lose, I'll eat this table on the spot!

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"So, truth or dare?"

"..." Seeing Xiao Zuan looking at him with a smile and the ghost card in his hand, Dongcheng Kuaiju fell into deep thought.She calculated everything, but she neglected to calculate that her luck was ridiculously bad.She was silent for a while, silently glanced around everyone, and sighed. "Then...to be honest, who asked the question?"

"On this point, let's take turns asking questions, starting from the left side of Xiaodong City?" Xiao Zuan clapped his hands and put forward his own opinion.And to the left of Dongcheng Kuaiju is Satomi Kozui himself. This Sima Zhao's heart is indeed known to everyone.However, Xiaobei and Dongshang changed their minds and agreed with Xiaozuan's opinion.

"Then let's start with me." Satomi Kozuan raised his hand with a smile, "So Xiao Dongcheng - who is your best friend?"

"Huh... So that's the problem, of course it is..." Dongcheng Kuaiju breathed a sigh of relief, and originally wanted to say Xiao Zuan's name naturally, but at this time, Beibu Xuanju was looking forward to it He glanced over.Dongcheng Kuaiju was instantly stuck. She struggled for a moment, and then replied with a guilty conscience, "Then... Xiao... Xiao Zuan."

"I'm so happy~" Satomi Mitsuzuan, who won the victory, clapped his hands, "But Xiaobei must be important too, right?"

"That's right! Xiao Bei is also very important, but Xiao Zhuan and I spend more time together after all..." Dongcheng Kuaiju looked at Bei Xuanju's drooped ears and explained quickly. "I'm very confused too!"

"No...it's okay! I will definitely become Xiaodongcheng's best friend in the future! I won't lose to Xiaozuan!" Beibu Xuanju patted the table and said firmly, "Xiaozuan, just wash your neck and wait. Bar!"

"What's going to happen~" After being provoked, a fox-like figure appeared behind Satomi Hikari, confronting the civet cat that appeared behind Xiaobei. Dongcheng Kuaiju silently put down the ghost card in his hand. "But after all, it would be wrong if a person is asked questions continuously. I suggest that I get a bye in the next round. How do I do when the question is asked?"

"It's not impossible. After all, Xiaodongcheng's luck is indeed not very good." Dongshang Changzhan nodded. She didn't know if she saw something was wrong in the atmosphere, but she still wanted to stabilize her mood temporarily.And such a speech also attracted a grateful look from Dongcheng Kuaiju. "Anyway! Next, the three of you draw cards! I'll ask the questions!"

"Hmm... I don't care. What about you, Xiaobei?" Satomi didn't care at all. She had expected this. "Of course you won't ask any troublesome questions. Right Xiaodongcheng?"

"so...sodayo..." (guilty)

Dongcheng Kuaiju silently looked away, and then began to urge the three of them to draw cards.The three of them drew three cards from the deck with different expressions. Judging from the expressions of Bei Xuanju and Dongshang Changzhi, they both seemed to avoid it, so the person who drew the ghost card this time was undoubtedly— —

"Ah...it's me this time." Satomi showed the ghost card in her hand, and then she looked at Xiaodongcheng. "But since it was Xiao Dongcheng who chose to speak the truth, then I should also choose to speak the truth. How about it?"

"Eh? Then..." Dongcheng Kuaiju was stunned. Of course, the question originally intended for Xiaobei could not be exposed at this time, but Xiaozuan's attitude was also worthy of consideration, so the girl thought for a while and planned to propose a question. A rather probing question. "Diamond, who is your favorite racehorse girl?"

"It's Xiaodongcheng." Satomi Kozuan answered directly without thinking, "Of course it's Xiaodongcheng."

"What?" Dongcheng Kuaiju thought she would get the Northern Black Horse, or the answer she gave Xiao Diamond for skipping class, Mejiro McQueen, but the other party actually said it was herself. What does this mean?Does Xiao Zuan like herself?impossible! ? "No, that...I don't mean best friends."

"But aren't you talking about your favorite horse racing girl?" Xiao Zhuan said with a smile, "What? Xiao Dongcheng, are you shy?"

"...No! Absolutely not!" Dongcheng Kuaiju quickly patted his cheek, obviously to tease himself.The girl immediately threw away the chaotic thoughts in her mind, "No! Next, next!"

Satomi Kozuan looked at Dongcheng Kuaiju's flustered expression with satisfaction, and a smile appeared on his lips. It seemed that little Dongcheng didn't have any feelings for him.It's just that her deep-seated inferiority complex affects her judgment, and her childhood circumstances prevent her from touching the red lines in her heart about "family" or "loved ones" so easily.

In other words, Dongcheng Kuaiju's heart is not indestructible, it only needs a small opportunity.But that's enough now. If it continues to be stimulated, Xiao Dongcheng may not be able to sleep at night.

"...So cunning..." Bei Xuanju took a breath of air. After these two questions, the atmosphere between Dongcheng Kuaiju and Satomi Kouzuan was no longer right.Although she was indeed the wingman of these two people, what did they mean by completely excluding her? Beibu Xuanju puffed up her cheeks, and a strange emotion emerged from her heart, sour, just like her Love the lemon candy.It's just that this time she didn't feel happy at all.

"Then the next person to ask the question will be me again~" Mitsuru Satomi said with a smile, "Actually, you can also choose the dare or dare, there is no need to choose the truth."

"Who dares to take a big risk when you, Xiaozuan, have the right to speak?" Dongshang Changzhan complained softly, "And the atmosphere of this game is a bit weird."

"Your illusion." x3

The three people with their own agendas responded almost at the same time, making Dongshang Changzhan curl his lips.

Bei Xuanju just wanted to touch the card, but when she saw Dongcheng Kuaiju reaching for the nearest card, she noticed the smile on the corner of Xiao Zuan's mouth.Speaking of which, Xiao Dongcheng also reached out to the nearest card before. Because of her personality, she would not actively choose the cards that are farther away. Xiao Zhuan helped shuffle the cards these few times...

Northern Xuanju's brain was running at high speed, and he grabbed the card before Dongcheng Kuaiju got it.Although Dongcheng Kuaiju was stunned, he still didn't care and chose another card.

When Northern Xuanju got this card, the smile at the corner of Satomi Kozuan's mouth disappeared.

Sure enough... there is something wrong with the card.

Bei Xuanju came to a conclusion and showed the card in his hand. Sure enough, it was a ghost card.

"[It's] bad luck." Bei Xuanju looked at Mitsuru Satomi, who gave him a kind smile.

"Then, Xiaobei, do you choose to take a big risk or tell the truth?"

Dongcheng Kuaiju didn't notice the eye contact between the two, and just felt that he was very lucky today and didn't draw any ghost cards.Moreover, Xiaobei was selected. Xiaozuan wondered if he could dig out some information.She had some expectations. After all, Xiao Zuan was much smarter than herself.Maybe he was just using it as a pad to prevent Xiaobei from being alert.

"Then let's have a big adventure." Bei Xuanju wanted to see what Xiaodian, who had deliberately led the big adventure before, wanted Xiaodongcheng to do. This childhood sweetheart of his was good at everything, but he had to get the things he liked. This is a bit stubborn.If I didn't step on the brakes in time, I might not be able to see Xiaodongcheng from the basement of the house in the future. "I'm looking forward to Xiao Zuan's big adventure~"

"Hey~ what should we do?" Although Satomi Kozuan didn't know why Xiaobei saw through his little trick, he was not unprepared.So she said with a smile, "Well, Xiaobei - my question is, please hold Dongshang Changzhi and run around the room~"

"...Eh?" Dongshang Changgong, who was eating melons on the front line, was stunned, "Why are you hugging me?!"

"Eh? Why is it a classmate from Dongshang Reform?" Dongcheng Kuaiju was also confused. Logically speaking, she thought Xiaozuan would let Xiaobei hold her in a circle. Why is it a classmate from Dongshang Reform?Isn't this unreasonable? !Could it be that I misunderstood Xiao Zuan and that she really just wanted to play games?

The situation suddenly became complicated. Both Bei Xuan Ju and Dong Shang Zhan were blushing. After hesitating for a long time, Bei Xuan Ju finally spoke. "That...classmate Dongshang..."

"Don't come over here! Otherwise I'll throw you off now!" Dongshang Changzhi instantly showed the defensive posture that a mature horse racing girl should have. He was carried around the room by Bei Xuanju, and when he came back, he still Shameless!This is Xiaobei's house. If others see it...

"But... a big adventure..." Bei Xuanju was also very shy, but this was a stipulated matter.

"...Well..." Dongshang Reform didn't want to spoil the fun. After struggling for a long time, he finally reached out his hand. "No...don't hurt me..."

"Okay..." Under Dong Shang Zhan's strange gaze, Bei Xuan Ju put his hands on Dong Shang Zhan's armpits, and then lifted her up like a cat. "It doesn't matter! I won't look! Here, I can go around in a circle with my eyes closed!"

"Ahhhhhh!!! What are you doing! Bastard Xiao Bei!" Seeing Bei Xuanju and the frantic Dongshang Changzhi walking out of the room to run around, Dongcheng Kuaiju turned his head stiffly and asked in a low voice. "If it's me who draws the ghost card this time, Xiao Zuan, are you going to give me a big risk like this?"

"Who knows~" Satomi Kozuan said with a smile, "Or is it that Xiao Dongcheng doesn't want to hold Dongshang classmate, but wants to hold someone else?"

"I never thought about it that way..." Dongcheng Kuaiju quickly shook his head and shook out the afterimage, "I'd better tell the truth, next time!"

"That's really believable -" Satomi Kozuan blinked and sighed as if he was really feeling a little pity. "I also want to be held in my arms and run around, but it's a pity that Xiaobei has such a temperament that she will definitely do such a disgraceful thing."

"...You're right." Dongcheng Kuaiju thought about it carefully. If he was carried out like this, like a cat, it would be better to die.Thinking of this, she showed explicit sympathy for the victim Dongshang Change.This kind of thing is definitely black history...

Chapter 46·Black tide and great shock

When Dongcheng Kuaiju watched Bei Xuanju running back with his eyes closed as Dongshang Zaijun gestured like hugging a stray cat, Dongshang Zaijun's face had turned as red as blood, and besides being ashamed, Dongcheng Kuaiju's face was Angry, after Bei Xuan Ju finally put her down, she mechanically turned her head and stared at the sweating Bei Xuan Ju like a puppet.

"Xiao Bei, what happened just now——"

"I'm sorry! But this is force majeure!" Bei Xuanju quickly began to beg for mercy, but it was obviously too late now. Miss Dongshang Zhanjiang kicked Bei Xuanju down with her foot, and then did it very skillfully like an alien attack. When Cross Solid came out, Dongcheng Kuaiju had already confirmed that Xiaobei was probably finished this time.

"It's time to break up, it's time to break up! Admit defeat, admit defeat! I was wrong, I was wrong, why not!" Bei Xuanju's begging for mercy did not make Dongshang Transformation feel any pity at all. He probably knew what his eldest lady had done, even if it was The [professionals] lurking near the mansion pretended not to hear.Looking at the eyes, nose, arms and heart, it was as if the eldest lady's screams had blended into the night, never to come back again.

When the two finally ended their fight, Dongshang Changqing, who had transformed into a muscular magician in the eyes of the girl, returned to the table angrily. Dongcheng Kuaiju naturally did not dare to touch her, and could only ask in a low voice, "Little Bei, are you okay?"

"It hurts..." Bei Xuanju said with a mournful face, "Obviously it was Xiaozuan who gave the order, why was it me who got beaten?"

"I think it's a matter of method." Dongcheng Kuaiju complained in a low voice, "Why do you use that posture?"

"Because this position touches the least places, right?" Xiaobei explained, "And Dongshang is also very light, so this position is no problem. I didn't expect that it would still hit so hard..."

"Deserves it." Dongshang Changzhi rolled his eyes and uttered two words coldly. Dongcheng Kuaiju, who also deeply agreed with this, whispered.

"Xiao Bei, is it possible that your posture itself is shameful and has nothing to do with the area of ​​contact?"

"..."

Bei Xuanju fell into deep thought, then clapped his hands.

"That's it. As expected of Xiaodongcheng!"

"...You're so stupid!" For the first time, Dongcheng Kuaiju felt that he had some sense of superiority in society. At least the only person who could be lower than him in emotional intelligence was Xiaobei.No wonder Xiaozuan and Xiaobei have failed so far. Sure enough, it's because Xiaobei is too slow.So how can we make Xiaobei realize Xiaozuan's feelings?

Dongcheng Kuaiju tilted his head and used his clever little brain——

"Don't be angry, Dongshang. After all, that's Xiaobei. Isn't it strange that Xiaobei doesn't act like this?" Satomi Kozuan also spoke up at this time, but Xiaobei didn't appreciate it at all at this time and puffed up his cheeks. He looked like he was planning to settle accounts. "I'll choose the topic for the next one! Little Diamond, be careful not to get caught by me!"

"Then let's continue drawing cards. Where's Xiao Dongcheng?" Dongcheng Kuaiju, who was in a daze at the side, was tapped on the shoulder, and then a brilliant idea suddenly came to her head.Since Xiaobei stayed so long that she couldn't notice Xiaozuan's thoughts, why not just take the initiative to create an environment where the two of them can be alone! "Actually, I think this will never end. Otherwise, let's play a special kind of truth or dare together!!"

"Special Truth or Dare?" Dongcheng Kuaiju's words made the three of them have a doubtful question mark on their heads. Is there anything special about Truth or Dare?

"Of course it is also decided by the loser deciding truth or dare, but the way of selection is not to draw ghost cards. The so-called winner and loser should be decided in a more interesting way." Dongcheng Kuai Ju took out the playing cards of the four people and spread them out. He found the Aces of Spades, Diamonds, Clubs and Hearts, and then shuffled them and distributed them to everyone.

"Now everyone doesn't know each other's identity, that is, they hide their suit, and then they use the suit as a proxy when giving orders. For example, diamonds and hearts need to hug each other, or clubs and spades need to eat noodles with their noses. "Dongcheng Kuaiju actually makes the orders for certain people hidden, similar to the gameplay of the king's game. The suit and color represent the identity of this round.

This can reduce the possibility of being shot, and also make it easier for Xiao Zuan to target Xiao Bei.If it all depends on luck, I might not be the only target.The girl has figured out how bad her luck is.Then how to decide each game, the girl also thought about it.

She took out a box from her backpack and placed it on the coffee table. When everyone was curious, the girl opened the box, and what appeared inside was Mahjong, the national quintessence of the country.It is also a very popular tabletop game in Japan, although in a sense it is more easily associated with some adults and aunties.

"Just use mahjong! Let's decide the outcome!" Although the girl knew that she had bad luck, mahjong is not only about luck, but also about skill!How could someone who fought his way out of his hometown's seven aunts and eight aunts on New Year's Eve lose to this group of cherry blossom racing girls here! "Let me tell you in advance, I am quite strong!"

"Mahjong? I haven't played it for a long time." Bei Xuanju picked up the mahjong tiles and said with some nostalgia. "Back when our relationship was still very bad, we often saw my parents playing mahjong together."

"That's right, but Xiaobei's parents' card skills are much worse." Satomi Mitsurugi responded, "Speaking of which, I also learned to play mahjong around that time."

"Eh? Do you all know how to fight?" Dongcheng Kuaiju was stunned, "I thought you must have never been exposed to this kind of thing."

"How should I put it? It's mainly due to the influence of my parents." Satomi Mitsuzuan explained, "But it has been a long time since I played, so I guess I know the rules."

"...Then...Classmate Dongshang?" Dongcheng Kuaiju frowned, feeling that it was different from what he thought. Could it be that he might have dug another hole for himself?Impossible, absolutely impossible!In terms of mahjong, my skills are at least outstanding. Even if my luck is bad, I will at least have no problem if I don't use the gun.Moreover, Japanese mahjong is essentially defensive mahjong. As long as you don't use blunderbuss, everything will be fine.

"Well, I played with Xiaobei for a while. It was probably Xiaobei, Xiaozuan, and then I got Sister Wang Guan to play with me, right?" Dongshang Transformation also had contact, but among this group of people, Sister Wang Guan's playing skills were the best is the worst.Later, I lost to the point where I just closed my cards and never played again.

"Then...then there's no need to explain the rules." Dongcheng Kuaiju wiped his sweat silently and said with a smile. "In short, the one with the highest score has the right to give orders, and then also has the right to choose between dare or truth. If it is truth, the three losers must answer. If it is dare, they will follow the suit. Each time How about re-distributing the cards every round?"

"Well, it's true. It's really not interesting to simply draw ghost cards. How about playing mahjong, and then the winner kills all?" Satomi Mitsuzou nodded, "I think it's quite interesting, so let's do it. Xiaobei and Dongcheng, what do you think?"

"Indeed, if it were all about luck, Xiaodongcheng would be so pitiful." Bei Xuanju nodded. She had not forgotten Xiaozuan's obvious tampering with the cards before. Xiaodongcheng probably didn't notice this, but Her actions unexpectedly made the situation even more chaotic.

"I don't have any objections at all -" Dongshang Changfa, who had just been humiliated, still had some blush on his face due to shame, "It's just two Dongfeng rounds. I have to take a shower after that. Even if I don't go to school tomorrow, I can't sleep. It’s too late.”

So, after unanimous approval, the girl's mahjong-style truth and dare proposal was adopted directly.But before starting, the girl was a little careful. After all, she was acting as Xiao Zuan's wingman this time, so she took Xiao Zuan to the toilet together before the game started.

At this time, the two of them were walking on the corridor, and a ray of moonlight leaked into the room outside the window, slightly illuminating the corridor, and the world seemed to have quieted down at this moment.And Satomi Kozuan watched the girl holding his palm, and the strategist-like expression before was slowly dissolved, and then turned into a bright red shyness.

Satomi is so smart, but she is just a girl who has just started to fall in love. At this moment, she is suddenly alone with her sweetheart, and her heart beats unsatisfactorily.At this time, the girl who was guiding him stopped in front of him, turned her head and met her eyes. Only at this distance did Satomi notice.Xiao Dongcheng's eyes are really beautiful, especially when they only reflect himself, they are as gorgeous as dazzling rubies.

"...Little Diamond." The girl broke the silence first, and then her palm was captured by the opponent's hand. Dongcheng Kuaiju tightly covered her palm with her soft palm that could break free at any time, and then raised it flat. to the eyes.This made her panic a little. Although the two were close friends, there were only a handful of people who could maintain this distance.

After all, even the fingertips can feel the other person's body temperature, and the touch caused by the overlap of hands is actually like an electric shock...

"...What...what's wrong?" Satomi Hikaru secretly hated herself for stumbling over her words at this time. Isn't this the situation she always wanted? The two of them were alone, and the moonlight seemed as romantic as a dream. The window quietly enveloped the two of them, so close to each other that they could smell the scent of each other's shampoo.Her face is close - what to do?Could it be that my first kiss is going to be handed over at this time?

Satomi was a little panicked. She originally thought that the first kiss between the two of them would be on a day when the cherry blossoms were in full bloom. The two of them were standing by the train track, watching the train scatter the falling cherry blossoms, and then he took the initiative to kiss her on the lips. superior.Like a dragonfly touching water, quietly touching it, in the fragrance of cherry blossoms, I could catch the other person's somewhat panicked gaze.

She had imagined it countless times, but no matter which time, she took the initiative to kiss the girl.

She never thought about the possibility that she might be actively kissed.After all, unlike herself, the girl may have never thought about such a thing.

But do you hate it?

Of course not, she said to herself.Rather, she wanted to hold the other person in her arms now, wanted to feel the other person's heartbeat, and wanted to hear her shy hum.Wanting to be one, wanting to get up in a daze the next morning.She was smart enough to think of all this so concretely, along with the taste of a gentle kiss on the other person's cheek——

Although she has been restraining herself from hurting the other party, if the other party takes the initiative... then it won't be her fault, right?

She closed her eyes and stepped up her steps slightly——

"Let's cooperate!"

"……Eh?"

In the man-made pool outside the window, a green leaf fell, smashing the moon shadow in the pool, like an easily broken dream.Satomi opened his eyes and opened his lips slightly, feeling a little surprised at first.Then I felt that this was indeed what Xiao Dongcheng would do, and I wanted to laugh for no reason.

"Hey, what? Look, Dong Shang and Xiao Bei will definitely think of giving us a good look. This is called forming an alliance in advance." Dongcheng Kuaiju didn't realize how rare the situation just happened was. In fact, Because of the angle, she couldn't even see Satomi's expression clearly.Minding his own business, he continued, "And don't you want to play a prank on Xiaobei? This is a good opportunity."

"A prank?" Satomi Hikari sighed. If possible, she would like to play a little prank on the delicious-looking lips of the girl in front of her. "Okay, then I will cooperate with you. What should we do specifically? Xiaodongcheng?"

"Really? Okay!" The girl began to explain to Kozuan exactly what to do. Although Kozuan looked very serious, if the girl looked carefully, there was something slightly angry and sparkling in Satomi Kozuan's eyes. A subtle emotion that feels a little funny.

——Indeed, she wanted to do some mischief.

It's just that it's not to Xiao Bei, but to this idiot who doesn't understand the style, and inexplicably lets his little deer bump into each other.Does this guy really not know how lethal her face is to some people?You must be good to yourself and let her understand this.