The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

"Don't be nervous. The crisis on Earth is far from being resolved now," Qiao Sen looked directly at Piccolo and dug a hole for him calmly, "So I suggest that it is better to continue to maintain the Earth Temporary Alliance."

"This..." Piccolo glanced at Raditz, whose aura had dropped to the same level as himself and Monkey King, nodded hesitantly, without thinking too much, "I agree."

"Okay! I'm just waiting for your words!" Qiao Sen's eyes lit up and he shouted, "Gohan!"

Gohan jumped out of Monkey King's arms consciously, and trotted over to Qiao Sen's side, with question marks all over his head: "Uncle Qiao Sen, are you looking for me?"

"Yeah!" Qiao Sen squatted down with burning eyes, pinched his baby's fat little face, and pointed at Piccolo, "According to the previous plan, let's apprentice!"

Gohan: "Huh?"

Piccolo:?

Everyone: "Hey!!!"×N

……

That night.

The matter of Gohan's apprenticeship with Piccolo was finally implemented under the impetus of Qiao Sen.

It was Piccolo who grinned when he heard Sun Gohan softly calling him "Uncle Piccolo", looking extremely irritable.

Although in the eyes of everyone who was dumbfounded, this was an outrageous thing, and it was extremely outrageous.

At that time, only Sun Wukong thoughtfully voted in favor. The key vote from the child's father played a decisive role, and the four-year-old Gohan was abruptly removed from the happy life of a well-fed and clothed Sun family. Pushed into dire straits.

"Joseon..." Afterwards, Sun Wukong approached Qiaosen quietly with a serious face, and asked, "You deliberately asked Gohan to ask him to be a teacher in order to maintain the relationship between Piccolo and us?"

Qiao Sen:?

——Emmm... I don't seem to have thought about it that much. I just want to recruit a lifelong nanny for your family.

"right?"

"Great, I knew it! For the sake of the earth, I have to let Gohan make a small sacrifice!" Sun Wukong laughed, "I was scared to death when I made a decision this afternoon. I always feel that Qiqi will definitely not forgive me this time Better than me, fortunately, we think the same!"

Johnson: "..."

Seeing Sun Wukong's extremely happy look, Qiao Sen tried his best to squeeze a pitiful smile from the corner of his mouth.

——Let’s put aside our differences of opinion, but I know that Wukong, your wife will come to your door in person soon.

……

Baozi Mountain.

quack!

Qiqi, who was preparing dinner, folded a pair of chopsticks in half with a trembling hand, staring at the sawdust on the table in a daze.

"Qiqi..." The tall and burly Bull Demon King carefully looked at his dazed daughter, and asked with concern, "Are you alright?"

"Sun Wukong!!"

Qiqi, who was in a daze, came back to her senses, raised her eyebrows, and slapped the food on the table so that it jumped half a meter high, scaring the Bull Demon King to quickly catch his rice bowl, "I clearly said I would be back at night. , a whole day passed without a single phone call! Gohan has to attend class tomorrow!"

"Uh..." Cold sweat hung from the horned helmet of the Bull Demon King, trying to say a few good words to his good son-in-law, "Wukong hasn't been there for a long time. He must have overdone the conversation and lost track of time..."

(ー`? ー)

Qiqi frowned, and her eyes almost burst out with fire: "Even if this is the case, then he can't not call home at all!"

Chapter 248 The Awakening F Cub

"Okay, Qiqi, don't be so angry~" Seeing his daughter exuding the strong pressure of the head of the family, the Bull Demon King said with a smile, "Gohan is only four years old, it's nothing to miss school for one day... "

"Father!" Qiqi patted the table dissatisfied, and taught, "What do you know! In this society, reading is the best way out! Barbara..."

Bull Demon King: "..."

——Wukong, I can only help you so far!

……

The camera returns to Guixian Island.

On the beach in front of the Guixian House, all the mechanical parts dismantled during the day have been collected by the rich woman Bulma in blank universal capsules. Now a large bonfire is burning on the beach.

Due to the accidental joining of the three of Qiao Sen, the party dinner that was originally planned to be held in the house was moved to the beach, and everyone had barbecue and drinking to celebrate the first victory of the earth warriors against the aliens.

As the defeated side, Raditz squatted silently in the corner, chewing on the legs of the barbecue monster.

It doesn't look very decent, but at least you have accepted reality.

Qiao Sen ate something casually with the carnival crowd, and passed by Kame Sento who was teasing Bulma with his sunglasses. He took another bottle of beer and went to the beach, where he lay down comfortably on Kame Sento's beach chair. Down.

Immediately, my heart called.

——F cub?

【I am here. 】

Under the cold moonlight, a tall and tall purple figure emerged.

Qiao Sen slowly pushed his sunglasses to his forehead, revealing an emoticon of an old man on the subway cell phone: "...huh?"

(?_?)

After being upgraded for a day, F Zai's appearance changed drastically. The original rough skirt was replaced by a purple suit with twinkling stars. The inner lining of the top was a V-neck shirt that showed off her figure, and she was wearing a pair of shiny purple leather shoes. Originally, The short, warrior-style hair was combed into an adult-like side slick.

The inverted triangle figure with an ape-like back and wasp waist is highlighted vividly by the slim-fitting clothes. Combined with Yu Qiaosen's masculine and handsome face, as well as F Zai's always indifferent and cold boss eyes, the first impression on people is just four words. ——

You are so naughty!

No, it's——

Suit thugs!

--hiss……

Qiao Sen gasped for air, adding fuel to the cause of global warming.

—Who are you, where is my substitute?

[Don't make trouble. 】

"..."

Qiao Sen looked at his stand-in with his hands in his pockets learning how to be handsome, and suddenly thought of a question.

——You threw away your pants, so what about the many cards in my deck?

Cub F raised his right hand, flipped his palms, and out of thin air, a brand new set of fantasy cards appeared. The five fingers moved flexibly, and the fantasy cards obediently completed the fancy moves of cutting and shuffling cards with one hand, and finally Disappeared in the fingers.

[Don't worry, they're all here. 】

- That's fine.

After some communication, Qiao Sen pushed his eyes back to their original positions with confidence and entered the link of getting familiar with the floor panel.

【Fantasy.Cards】

【panel】

[Destruction A; Speed ​​A; Precision A; Growth ∞; Sustainability A; Range A]

[First Ability: Card Control]

[Give things the concept of "cards", make fantasy cards and control the power in them. 】

[Second Ability: Destiny Draw]

[One fantasy card is randomly drawn every day, and the number of draws can be accumulated. 】

[Third Ability: Element Pickup (Over Limit)]

[Randomly collect fragments of supernatural elements within a range of ten meters, or contact the target to reproduce the supernatural elements it possesses, and make fantasy cards. 】

[Fourth Ability: One of God's Draws]

[Consume Destiny Card Draw×10, specify the card pool/type, and randomly draw a fantasy card. 】

[Fifth Ability: Fantasy Moment]

[Consume Fantasy Card ×1 to open "Fantasy Moment", and during the duration, Stand Panel ×10. 】

(C-level: equivalent to ordinary humans.)

Seeing F-cub's blinding panel, Qiao Sen's first reaction was——

It’s not easy, it has finally grown to a 5A level panel!

Moreover, according to the strength of cards with "Limiter Breakthrough ACT5" rarity raised to SR, this wave of attribute improvements is not just about breaking through to A level, but the upper limit of the board is only A level!

The difference between the two cannot be compared!

It's not easy, the F-cub, who has always been slow to slow down, can finally do it!

As expected of Grandpa...

double!

As for the growth power A evolving into the Mobius ring symbol representing "infinity", he didn't have much feeling.

It's even a pity that it was almost a 6A-level regular hexagonal fighter.

In terms of ability, ten units of "Evolutionary Power" are allocated to the third ability "Element Pickup", and the effect after exceeding the limit is increased to the active card printing after contacting the target.

To a certain extent, it makes up for the defect of random drop, but according to the official commentary of F Cub, when this over-limit ability is activated, the built-in cooling time.

Regarding this hidden setting, Qiao Sen expressed his understanding.

After all, even Kakashi, the copy ninja, is short of mana, so people have to rest and return to mana, right?

In addition, in the process of breaking through the limit this time, F Cub also obtained an exclusive buff skill "Fantasy Moment" at the cost of consuming fantasy cards, gaining a ten-fold increase in combat power for a short period of time.

Well, the effect is simple and crude, and even a little bit familiar.

Isn't this the effect of the Saiyan's giant ape transformation?

How come after a trip to Dragon Ball, even the random substitute abilities have become Dragon Ball localized?

Is this the importance of the card pool?

Qiao Sen turned F-cub around strangely, trying to find a Saiyan tail behind him.

In the end, he was pushed back by the cool middle finger of F cub, a thug version of a suit.

After a simple laning, F Zai explained the opening rules of "Fantasy Moment". The activation time of consuming N card is 0.1~10 seconds. This is because the extraordinary elements in N card are too rare and the gap is too large. It consumes R The card is 30 seconds, and the SR consumption is increased to 10 minutes. The SSR consumption is almost equal to the permanent state, reaching an astonishing 1 hour!

Compared with the grading of the opening rules, the cooling is not so complicated. No matter what level of fantasy card you choose to consume, you can only open it once in a natural day of the earth.

"hiss……"

After hearing this, Qiao Sen was quite moved, and said that the fighting is all about the body, and the substitute just needs to be a mature and handsome man quietly.

What kind of Prodigal Buff is this!

F cub: "..."

Qiao Sen didn't care about the middle finger x2 that almost reached his face and sneered.

——When did you learn the time-stop skills, and then consider giving you an N card one day to burn and play.

【…】

Chapter 249 Supa Jo star, ready!

Cub F was silent for a moment after listening, and then breathed out fragrance.

【SHIT!You **** Grandet @%*￥#&...]

Listening to the beautiful language of F cub's small mouth with honey, a certain unscrupulous body unilaterally cut off the spiritual link and forced the stand-in who spoke too fiercely to go offline.

"Johnson, why are you here alone?"

Footsteps sounded behind him, Qiao Sen took off his sunglasses, and found that it was Monkey King walking with a big bunch of skewers, smiling.

He squatted next to Qiao Sen's beach chair, and asked with concern: "Isn't the food not to your taste?"

"No, Bulma's barbecue is delicious, thank you."

While talking, Sun Wukong shared a handful of barbecued meat. Qiao Sen got up to take it, took a bite, and said, "It's because my super power has improved a little, so I need a little space to be alone."

"Huh?" Sun Wukong was startled after hearing this. He blinked and said, "Then I didn't disturb you, did I?" Qiao Sen smiled and shook his head: "Of course not."

"That's fine, that's fine."