The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

"..."

The face on the chest of the newly born "Crazy Biker King" was stunned, as if he had just realized what had happened.

In the next second, streaks of criss-crossed blood erupted from all over the strange man's body, and then exploded!

After being crushed by a genuine ordinary fist, blood rained down on the sky like splashing ink, instantly dyeing the road building in front of Saitama into a fan-shaped dark red! !

Saitama, who was still in the POSS stage with his fists clenched, sniffed his nose twice, put his blood-stained fist under his nose and smelled it suspiciously, and then his expression changed drastically!

"Oh, it stinks!"

The next second, he pinched his nose, turned his legs into wheels, and passed by Qiao Sen and Genos at high speed.

The strong wind brought up caused the hems of Johnson's trousers and Genos's shirt to rustle.

Appeared!

Ordinary series——

"Normal running"!

"This stinks too! Jonson, Janos, I'm going back to take a shower first!!"

The elongated voice disappeared into the distance, and it was Saitama's back that disappeared faster.

There is only a white line formed by the dust, connecting from the center of City Z to the no-man's land at the end of the line of sight.

Genos stared at the direction Saitama was leaving as if he had settled down. After a long time, the young man let out a voice of longing.

"Teacher's power is still so incredible..."

——When will I be as strong as the current teacher?

"There will be a day," Qiao Sen put his arms around Genos' shoulders, his pale green eyes glowed with a calming light, "Keep working hard, Genos."

Genos came back to his senses, looked at the tall man beside him who seemed to have the body of a god, and nodded heavily.

"Yes!"

Chapter 301 Breakfast Encounter

"Okay, we should go too."

Qiao Sen looked at the various rescue vehicles rushing towards the disaster scene in the distance and said to Genos.

"Leave the rest to the cleaning team."

"Okay, Mr. Johnson," Genos nodded, and then looked at his empty hands, "but I need to go to the supermarket to re-purchase the ingredients for lunch."

"It's okay, just find a supermarket on the way back."

"Ok."

……

time flies.

It has been a week since the weird biker attacked City Z.

However, the popularity of Qiao Sen, who appeared in a new look, remained high, easily grabbing the headline position of ""Sweetheart Mask" will hold 32 concert tours in various cities".

The appearance of "pajama pants and combat uniform" caused by going out too quickly has been widely circulated on the Internet, triggering a large-scale screen licking incident.

According to incomplete statistics, there have been at least 100 injuries caused by electric leakage of mobile phones and computer screens.

After a week of fermentation, the metal robot and the hair-loss uncle who cooperated with Qiao Sen have also attracted the attention of netizens from all walks of life.

The two were confirmed as the new S-class heroes of the Heroes Association, the 16th "Devil Transformer" and the 18th "Hair Loss Cape Man", a dark tide of public opinion is brewing in the invisible dark side of society .

……

City M.

The clouds are floating and the sun is shining brightly.

A young couple appeared in the newly-promoted ultra-popular internet celebrity Huaxia restaurant. Both of them were wearing hats. The boy was tall and handsome, while the girl was petite and dainty. There was a significant difference in height, but they were surprisingly harmonious.

"Boss, bring me another 10 steamed buns filled with soup."

Qiao Sen was wearing a Guixianliu beach casual suit, pressed the brim of the "God of War cap" and raised his hand in greeting.

"Okay, guest! Just wait a moment, we'll be here soon!!"

The boss behind the counter was so busy that he hurriedly responded to him as a "big customer".

Tornado wore a white lace visor decorated with a bow, hiding her signature emerald green curls.

Today, she did not choose her high-slit sexy battle suit that has remained unchanged for thousands of years. Instead, she changed into a light green floral dress with one side slit. A pair of well-proportioned white legs The underside of the skirt was turned up, revealing her snow-white feet in white high-heeled crystal sandals.

Due to the small appetite, Longjuan was full after eating a few soup-filled steamed buns and half a bowl of Longfeng Wanton Noodles.

At this moment, she rested her head on her little white hands, watching Qiao Sen eliminate all kinds of special meals in front of him one by one.

"What kind of strange superpower did you awaken..."

(?Д??)

As the steamer basket and dishes piled higher and higher on the table between the two of them, the always aloof and super-powerful Queen became a little unable to hold herself tight at this time.

"Why is it so edible!"

"It's harmful." Pretty Qiao Sen waved his hand: "It's a blessing to be able to eat~"

( ??? )?)

While speaking, the floor vibrated slightly, and behind the two of them walked a huge figure chewing baguettes dryly.

"Boss, please serve me a very luxurious breakfast set first, that is the kind with soup filling dumplings."

A muffled male voice sounded, followed by the groan of the chair being overwhelmed.

Dragon Roll: Here comes another one.

Johnson: I think I know who he is.

boss:"……"

——Mommy, this guest's body is heavyweight, but...don't come together! !

The boss, who was sweating profusely, quickly explained the situation: "My guest, I'm really sorry, the new batch of pastries has just been put into the basket and hasn't been steamed yet. You may have to wait a little longer..."

"That's it," the muffled voice didn't seem to mind and sounded very talkative, "Then I'll just wait a little longer."

"Boss," Qiao Sen said to the boss when he brought 10 cages of freshly baked soup-filled xiaolongbao, "let me give the soup-filled xiaolongbao to that customer first."

The boss was startled: "Oh, but..."

"It's okay, I'll serve it later when it's steamed," Qiao Sen rubbed his stomach that was still flat as before, and said to himself, "It's almost enough for breakfast to be [-]% full."

Tornado: "..."

boss:"……"

The boss delivered 10 cages of steamed buns filled with soup to the table at the back. After listening to his explanation, a "strong man" covered in fat turned his head in surprise and met Qiao Sen's kind eyes.

The man was about two meters tall, with fat on his face, but surprisingly, he didn't look fierce. He looked very kind.

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

The two nodded friendly to each other without saying much.

Qiao Sen was carrying a disguise artifact, and the person on the other side didn’t recognize him, but he knew the other person’s identity, the “Pig God” who was currently ranked 12th in the S class.

After more than a year of development, the Heroes Association is now in full swing, and the S-level hero sequence has reached 18 after the addition of Saitama and Genos.

It's not uncommon for Qiao Sen to meet "Pig God" in this kind of online celebrity gourmet restaurant.

Not long after, Qiao Sen finished the last soup-filled xiaolongbao, satisfactorily took the dragon roll, paid the bill and left.

At this time, "Pig God" reproduced Qiao Sen's operation, and there were breakfasts of various flavors in front of him, which seemed to have just gotten better.

After walking out of the breakfast shop, a green light appeared on Tatsumaki's body. He floated and sat on Qiao Sen's broad shoulders and asked curiously: "Who was that person just now?"

She doesn't have the concept of a colleague in her eyes. If it's a "weak person" who doesn't like it, even if she meets, she may not be able to remember the other person's name.

Not to mention the "Pig God" who has never met since joining the Heroes' Association.

Qiao Sen smiled and simply replied: "A hero."

They bathed in the sun and walked on the street in the early morning.

When there were more and more passers-by around and more and more suspicious eyes were cast on him, Qiao Sen activated his ability, and the figures of the two passed a corner and disappeared in a blur.

……

City D.

Wearing a classic yellow battle suit, Saitama held up a 20-story residential building that had been vandalized and toppled by weirdos with one hand, and said to the frightened citizens below him: "It's okay, leave now."

"Ah... yes!"

"Thank you, thank you!"

"Savior!"

"Hey--"

The words of gratitude were mixed with an unkind snap of the tongue, and three question marks appeared on Saitama's head, and he looked over in confusion.

I saw a slender yellow-haired man pointing at him and shouting: "Are you a hero? Hold this house well for me. When I came out, the game that was about to be cleared was suspended. You can't put my The computer is broken, do you understand? Uncle!"

Saitama's dead eyes appeared and the corners of his mouth twitched.

It's not that he minded being called uncle, it's just that this guy who didn't leave but came forward to point fingers probably didn't have any serious illness in his mind.

Chapter 302 Little Heizi Goes Online

boom--

A black shadow landed heavily, and the thrusters around Genos with a righteous face were extinguished, and he walked towards Saitama with a big step.

"Teacher Saitama, I have eliminated the weirdos who destroyed the neighborhood."

The reformed boy just glanced at the thin yellow-haired man who was still clamoring not far away, and then stopped paying attention.

"Oh."

Saitama maintained the gesture of supporting the building with one hand, and grinned: "Thank you, Genos."

As we all know, Superman is able to lift airplanes and buildings, intercept Louis at supersonic speed without smashing her into two pieces, because Superman has a "biological force field", which can protect things that he is in contact with and counteract the effects of external forces.

But Saitama doesn't have such superpowers.

As long as the force point of a palm area deviates slightly from the vertical direction of the building, an unbalanced torque beyond the bearing range of reinforced concrete will be generated, causing the building to fall or even collapse under its own weight.

However, in front of Saitama, the laws of physics did not work normally.

In other words, under the permission of the world's rules, he just wanted to do this, and his well-trained body did it.

Just like now, Saitama exerted a little force while holding the right hand of the residential building.

Boom!

The broken building was restored to be perpendicular to the ground, lifted a little with the movement of his arm, and then stuck straight on the ground.

It has no effect other than causing a spike in the local air PM index.

The residential buildings stood upright like this.

Hey, it's so amazing!

Huge smoke and dust floated up in place, and Saitama and Genos, who had completed their heroic activities, walked towards Z city, talking and laughing.

Huang Mao, who was left to die in place, was choked to death.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

"The computer must be broken if this continues, damn Mediterranean, I must complain to you!!"

"Minister Lanny! The Disaster Intelligence Division has found the latest S-class combat video information."

"Understood, you go to the background of the association system and send it to me directly."

"Roger that!"

Z city hero association branch, minister's office.