The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

In the pedestrian street.

crackling...

Beside the shattered floor-to-ceiling glass window, the neon signboard that was broken in two struggled to spit out an electric spark, which was completely extinguished.

The air smelled of rust unique to blood.

Following the cries for help all the way forward, Qiao Sen frowned slightly, and his eyes gradually became sharper.

All corpses.

Various human corpses.

Human beings have become prey, being hunted and killed by unknown hunters.

A pet shop on the side of the street suddenly exploded, steel and gravel splashed through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the clothing store opposite, and smoke and dust filled the air for a while.

Bang, bang, bang...

Heavy and slow footsteps sounded,

The green and black five-toed claws belonging to reptiles passed through the smoke, and the soles of their feet more than [-] centimeters stepped on the cracked ground, making a panicking sound.

The smoke gradually dissipated, and a tall monster over three meters tall revealed its true appearance, with thick horny skin, two thick hind legs that walked upright, and a bucket-thick tail swinging behind it, plowing a deep path on the cement road. drag marks.

"My uncle is a "lizard monster" that mutated because he looked too much like a lizard!sizzle sizzle—"

The lizard monster grinned triumphantly, its long forked tongue drooped from its huge mouth, and the sticky, foul-smelling green saliva dripped down on the ground, corroding the ground into smoking potholes one after another.

"Stupid human beings, you will eventually pay the price for laughing at me—ah!!!"

boom--

A pistol bullet carried far more than conventional kinetic energy and precisely drilled into the giant lizard's left eye socket, penetrated the horny eyelid that was strong enough to defend against ordinary thermal weapons, and stirred the lens into a paste.

Ow—

Only the one-eyed lizard monster roared loudly: "Who is it! Who is it!! Who dares to sneak up on me!!!"

bang bang bang-

The lizard monster was answered by a series of gunshots.

If there are superpowers present, you can see that each bullet is covered with a layer of blue energy flames, which doubles the power of the pistol bullets.

puff puff-

The facial scales, whose defense power is comparable to that of an armor plate, were as brittle as a piece of A4 paper in front of the Psychic Bullet, and more than a dozen blood holes were broken in a row. However, due to the size of the lizard monster, it only screamed twice, and the muscles on the wound on the face The warhead has been wriggling and squeezed out, and the damage received is minimal.

Even the blown eyes are actively withering and regenerating. It seems that it is only a matter of time before a brand new eye grows again.

This is the life force of the weirdo.

"It's as strong as a monster, it's really troublesome."

Muttering in his mouth, Qiao Sen put away the gun with empty magazines and walked out of the shadows. Standing on both feet, he faced the vicious monster whose body was comparable to a dinosaur.

The vertical pupils unique to reptiles instantly focused, locking on to the seemingly undefended human figure. The lizard monster turned around suddenly, and the giant tail that flung out the afterimage snapped off the landscape lamppost, showing a humane grin on its ferocious head.

"How dare you show up!"

Boom, boom, boom! !

The bricks burst and splashed, and in just three steps, this cold-blooded crawling hunter spanned a distance of 30 meters and opened his bloody mouth to bite down.

In the lizard monster's mind, the wonderful picture of the damned human being bitten into two by himself, crawling on the ground and struggling painfully has even appeared.

Facing the sharp teeth and stench coming towards him, Qiao Sen suddenly raised his head, with a cruel smile on the corner of his mouth.

√

Spider time starts——

Smash Valudo!

The world came to a standstill at this moment, only a fist wrapped in blue flames was reflected in the lizard monster's single amber eye, which gradually enlarged.

Europe--

Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!

(??Pan?)=3????????????

OOLA OOLA OOLA OO! !

Time flow returns to normal.

It was eaten alive by countless iron fists without reacting. The giant lizard head that was ferocious and terrifying a moment ago was completely deformed. Its swollen eyes and crooked mouth formed a large and funny figure.

"call--"

After Euler finished, the huge lizard monster was knocked over by a heavy fist that penetrated the whole body. A certain police officer who swung the punch let out a breath of foul air and snapped his fingers at the same time.

Snapped!

Activate the substitute ability!

An ordinary N card took shape in an instant, and was thrown into the air by Qiao Sen while it was shining brightly.

In the next second, a heavy shadow covered the sky and fell from the sky!

On the ground, the lizard monster's barely opened one eye suddenly shrank, as if seeing the most terrifying thing in the world!

A yellow-painted heavy-duty roller came out of nowhere and appeared above it out of thin air. Driven by the combined force of Mother Earth and azure flames, it transformed into an attacking steel monster.

Finishing moves——

Rola Takizawa!

"Oh Mai Kar! No——"

boom!

The heavy solid roller at the front of the car fell down without any tricks, instantly crushing the lizard monster's spine, chest cavity and even most of its body!

Chapter 3

A scarlet mosaic sprayed out, and the huge lizard head rolled away far away.

bass--

There was an ear-piercing sound of metal rubbing not far away, and the lizard's head struggled to turn its only one eye, and then the pupil shrank sharply!

I saw that the upper end of the lamp post that was swept off by his tail had been cut off into a sharp angle at some point. It was shaped like a giant lance used by medieval knights to charge. cut.

And this several-meter-long lamppost was suspended above the terrifying human's right hand like a javelin, walking slowly in his direction with him.

click, click, click...

Creepy footsteps sounded, and unspeakable fear spread in the air.

"Ya, Ya Zhudie!! Ah——"

Pinning the lizard monster to the road through the remaining one-eye, Qiao Sen touched his pocket, took out the cigarette case, and silently lit one for himself.

"call--"

In the smoke that was exhaled, a light blue aura rose up, condensing into a lizard with teeth and claws, roaring resentfully at Qiao Sen.

"Dare to be arrogant?"

Qiao Sen snorted coldly, and the spirit lizard, which was still rising in mid-air, froze.

you can see me! ?

The substitute ability was activated, and a blank card appeared between Qiao Sen's fingers.

The lizard spirit body, which used its hands and feet together and even used the breaststroke posture to accelerate its ascent to the sky, stagnated in mid-air. It quickly turned upside down like encountering the fumes from a range hood, lost its original form, and turned into a vortex of spirit body and threw it into the card below.

(Ya Butterfly——)

In the next second, an upright lizard with a terrified expression was outlined on the blank card surface. The white card surface gradually changed to dark blue with the lighting of multiple node lines.

Ghost level - lizard monster, defeated, the seal is complete.

At the same time, the substitute also gave feedback in Qiao Sen's mind.

[Number of destiny card draws +1. 】

[The current number of destiny card draws: 9 times. 】

Beep beep beep beep...

A police car whistled in the distance, and Qiao Sen glanced at the mutilated corpse of the lizard monster, and recovered the crime tool—the road roller that had experienced many battles—into a card.

Moments later, the police and firefighters, who arrived late, extinguished the fire at the entrance with fire hoses and rushed down the pedestrian street.

A familiar police officer recognized Qiao Sen who had mixed in: "Qiao Sen, you are here too!"

"Well, I just arrived too," Qiao Sen wiped his deliberately blackened face, and looked at the messy pedestrian street, "Hurry up and save people!"

"Yeah, damn weirdo!"

More and more police forces are involved in the search and rescue.

Soon, the anti-riot police who advanced in the front row discovered the huge strange corpse.

"Ok?"

"The weirdo has been killed!!"

"What? Great!"

"Hiss... what kind of attack did this guy suffer! Meteorite?"

……

the other side.

There was a faint sound of breathing from under the collapsed wall. Qiao Sen glanced left and right, and with a violent effort with both hands, he overturned the large ruined wall, and carefully picked out a full body from the blood-stained rubble. little girl with bruises.

"Big Brother, I saw..."

Qiao Sen was startled, and saw the little girl gently hugging his arm.

"You defeated the weirdo, are you a hero?"

hero?maybe.

Hearing the little girl's question, Qiao Sen flashed a bald figure in a red and yellow tight-fitting uniform with a fluttering cloak behind him.

Scanning the blood-soaked rubble pile again, two lifeless bodies of a man and a woman were outlined in the field of vision formed by the power of thought.

Those are the parents of the little girl.

Touched deep in his heart, Qiao Sen's voice became gentle: "Big brother is a policeman, just take a nap and you'll be fine when you wake up."

"Thank you...brother..."

The power of thought slowly moved to calm the fluctuating emotions of the little girl. She tightly grasped Qiao Sen's collar and fell asleep in Qiao Sen's arms.

……

【Fantasy Card: Roadside Roller】

[Card Type: Item Card]

【Rarity: N】

[Introduction: The scrapped road roller is just right in terms of weight, volume and feel. 】

[Effect 1: Steamroller Attack]

[Summon a steamroller that descended from the sky in the air, and shout: Rola Takizawa! 】

……

The next day, the weekend.

Taking advantage of the special sale day, Qiao Sen bought a refrigerator of special ingredients and made himself a Sichuan-flavored hot pot at home.

Boil the bottom of the pot, put in the shabu-shabu, and he turned on the TV.

"Shocked! City Z is attacked by strange people again, and the truth is..."

"Follow the perspective of our station, and truly restore the thrilling scene of Senmu Pedestrian Street for you..."

"Destroy all weirdos, and the world belongs to mankind!"