Wanjie Editing, starting inventory of full-level human cubs

With successive defeats,

Lu Bu's former appearance became increasingly haggard.

When the subordinates saw that Lu Bu was at this level,

Revolted all night,

He captured Lu Bu and presented it to Cao Cao.

The first thing Lu Bu did after being captured was to recognize Cao Cao as his godfather.

Boss Cao was also hesitant.

Just listen to the words of the benevolent and righteous man Liu Xuande,

"Look at how Ding Yuan and Dong Zhuo died?"

Lu Bu was so angry that he cursed loudly,

Cao Cao was also shocked,

It makes sense in my heart!

Then he ordered Lu Bu to be executed.

……

In the world of Jackie Chan's Adventures,

The Holy Master, who was educating his precious son with a big competition, was stunned when he saw Lu Bu's video.

"I thought that my son's filial piety was unparalleled in the world.

I didn’t expect there was such a thing as Lu Bu! "

At this time, the demon dragon was about to be hammered to death.

Looking at Lu Bu on the screen, he gave a thumbs up!

"brother!

You are better than me! ! ! "

……

The video in the sky continues to play,

My name is Lu Bu,

My adoptive father is Dong Zhuo!Dong Zhuo!Dong Zhuo!

Because Lu Bu was born on the prairie,

I spent my childhood riding horses, herding sheep, leading dogs, and catching wolves.

Not only is there a lack of basic education,

And not adapted to city life,

So I have always been looked down upon.

Lu Bu was afraid of being said to be uneducated.

So I learned to be mediocre and elegant,

Lu Bu pointed to someone preparing for the New Year,

The servant who is posting the blessings,

“It’s too tacky to post blessing characters during the Chinese New Year!

This year we’re going to be classy! "

Lu Bu directly replaced the word "福" with "梅".

When blessings arrive, they become plum blossoms.

It turned out to be a joke.

A wealthy businessman saw this scene and started to laugh at Lu Bu.

"Killing me,

Who is so smart? "

Lu Bu directly picked up Fang Tian's painted halberd and raised it with his hand.

The poor wealthy businessman was immediately cut in half,

Lu Bu sighed secretly,

"It's terrible to be uneducated!"

Lu Bu couldn't bear to see people in the city showing affection in the street.

Lu Bu was walking on the street when he saw a couple showing off their affection and exclaimed,

"Hao Meng! Hao Meng!"

The attendant looked puzzled,

"Um?

General!Don’t you like watching this?

Why do you say it's so cute? ! "

Lu Bu kicked his attendant away,

"roll!

My name is Second Battalion Commander Hao Meng!

Tell him to quickly bring up my Fangtian Painted Halberd! ”.