I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

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41. Dragon in the house, rat on the roof (3k) (1/6)

At Chen Huijie's house, Zu An once again put on his only pair of men's slippers.

"Today... I got off work quite early."

"Ah."

Strictly speaking, it's not that she got off work early today, but that she asked for leave. After all, ever since Zu An asked her for the house key, as long as he was busy with his work in the Guard Bureau, everything from cleaning up the house to cooking had always been Zu An's responsibility. Do.

Today, when she came back from leave, she made some food in advance, and then waited for Zu An to arrive. Just like this, the two of them had a meal at home. After all, the Guards Bureau did not have much to do today, and it was more about calculating funds. Huaiya's strong point work.

After all, the other party has always paid unilaterally... Even if the other party doesn't care, even if you are the passive type, you should still give the other party a response, right?

Chen saw the note on the refrigerator, briefly read what Zu An wrote, then took it off, crumpled it into a ball and threw it into the trash can, then sat across from Zu An, "Where are you going? ?”

"Usas Chernobog, and then the Dali Temple Inspector who came to observe me will also go with me."

"What is your relationship with that Dali Temple Minister and Inspector General? If I remember correctly, the current Inspector General belongs to the Lin family and is a woman."

"Ah...she came to observe me and record me. After all, there is a giant beast sealed in my body."

Chen didn't say a word, just stared at Zu An quietly. This behavior made Zu An feel like he was being scrutinized and questioned in the Guards Bureau. Zu An felt guilty when he was stared at, so he turned to the words he used in the text the night before. The method of training a dragon learned from Yue.

Zu An just stared at Chen, and Chen's gaze shifted, "Maybe you should calm down or something, although I also know that you are doing business..."

Zu An clasped his hands together with a serious look on his face, "Okay, I understand, but when I am alone with you, I don't really want to pay attention to or mention other people. Hui Jie, do you know what is the biggest sin of a person?"

"Murder and arson are against humanity."

As a police officer, these were the first things she thought of.

Zu An shook his head and dragged his chair to Chen Huijie's side, "The biggest sin of human beings is unhappiness. Don't look so miserable. Being happy is a prerequisite for everything to get better. It's like, usually Are you happy working overtime and bickering with Shi Huaiya?"

Chen shook his head. Naturally, he would not be happy about this kind of thing, but his own unhappiness often did not make him happy.

Because of these things, if He Qinghaiyan is in Longmen, then he will definitely be very happy.

"Okay, don't worry about me, it's you, the Supervision Department..."

"Don't worry, I don't have a single horoscope now. It's not like I don't know that the Lin family is a big family in the Yan Kingdom just like your biological father, that coward."

"The situation in the surrounding areas is still unstable. I will seize the time... It hurts. Why did you hit me?"

Chen Wei immediately slapped Zu An's calf to retaliate against Zu An's knife that hit her head just now. Zu An put his arm around Chen's shoulders and said, "I said people should be happy in life. Why are you still worried about this and that?" Ah! Are you feeling unwell when you came back early today?"

"No...just a little tired, eh!"

How do you say this to yourself?Originally planned to have a date with you at home during your busy schedule?You will definitely laugh at me crazily, right?

Chen's body suddenly tightened, and his lower back hurt. "You guy... why are you pressing the crystal on my back again?"

"When are you going to get rid of the infected? Those things have been in your refrigerator for almost two months."

"I don't know, at least I don't have one now."

Chen reached out and grabbed Zu An's restless hand on his back, and then pulled it in front of him, "Did you go to Ursus to integrate the movement? Is there any news?"

"There is news, but it's not good. One of my blood relatives has died, so I will grab Talulah's dragon horns and beat Cosiche hard with her body to beat my blood relatives."

Chen was silent for a long time. She decided not to continue this topic, and once again took Zu An's hand that was stroking around her tail in front of her, "Let's not talk about this anymore. Well, just don't break Tallulah's horns... Tonight have a meal together?"

"Let's cook together. We're back so early. Let's go buy groceries later."

"Aren't you going to rub yourself today? I just heard that you have this ability."

If you really have this ability, you can save some money to help poor children in the future.

Although it was unclear why Chen Huijie suddenly became interested, Zu An still nodded, "Of course, there are some bad things that need to be explained clearly. I don't want to talk about it today because you are back and I think it makes more sense for us to go out to buy groceries together. .”

"Ok?"

Even though he didn't understand the meaning, Zu An said it and he listened to it.

Chen Huijie suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with being passive. At least she didn't have to think too much here. As for trust... Zu An seemed to be the first person she trusted completely, so it was better not to tell him about it yet.

Otherwise, I will nag myself like my aunt again.

Time: 4:00 pm Location: Fresh Food Supermarket

“Don’t you think it’s inefficient for two people to buy groceries together?”

After all, Chen was a straight woman who had cancer, so she couldn't help but ask her own questions. At this time, the bags in the hands of the two of them contained a purple cabbage, a few radishes and some pork sausages. They were in the fresh food supermarket. The last place to buy groceries this time.

The two decided to buy some fresh food and go back to make pickled food. Chen kept holding the handcuffs in her bag. She knew that something unexpected would happen when she went out with Zu An.

She didn't want a date that she had finally taken the initiative to be interrupted by these unexpected events.

"So, my dear Ms. Chen, suppose you go out to buy groceries and I'm waiting at home. What should I do? I'm thinking about you and waiting for you. I'm walking around the house, mumbling. I mutter to myself, 'Ah, why hasn't my Sir Chen come back yet, ah, I miss her so much...', and still keep calling you..."

"Stop...I know."

Chen touched his hot face and said, "You're right, whether we come out together or not, the efficiency will be the same."

"It's different. Going out to buy groceries alone is just to buy groceries, while you and I go out together to go on a date and buy groceries at the same time. If you think about it this way, which one is more efficient? In a sense, Is this your first date with just you and me?"

"...How on earth did you say such a thing out loud without changing your expression? How many people have you told this to?"

[Koshiche received instructions and is searching Zaun’s memory. There is no similar record]

"I never said that you are the first one, so just buy some from Ah Zi's stall. The good news will not go to outsiders."

Without saying a word, Zu An took Chen Huijie's hand and walked over, "Ah, let's get some... um, claw crabs. We're going to make them raw and pickled, so we'll also weigh some shell shrimps and the like."

"Ah good."

Zie glanced at Zu An's pocket, quickly packed the things Zu An wanted and sent them over, then motioned Zu An to bend down, "Didn't that last time work?"

Zu An was stunned for a moment. He had forgotten that he had stuffed two boxes of ultra-thin series products into his pocket.

"Not yet. We were attacked on the way back. There's nothing we can do about it. Okay, come on, I'll leave with Lao Chen first."

The two of them left the fresh food supermarket and started on their way home, "Is there anything I can ask you to do?"

"Ah, no, he helped me before, and then he gave me some small things according to local conditions, and then there was the terrorist attack on July night."

"Oh."

The thing was carried by Zu An, so Chen directly put his hand into Zu An's pocket, took it out, took a look at it, and stuffed it back. As a policeman, he has done a lot of anti-pornography and illegal activities, so it is not uncommon to see such things. , "that is

Said...it was originally going to be with barbecued pork cat..."

It seems that I can cut off the barbecued pork cat's beard and tell her that what originally belonged to her was used by me?I have seen it but haven't tried it yet. I heard some people say that wearing it and not wearing it are two completely different concepts. I don't know whether it is true or not.

"You can think so for the time being, but after that incident happened, everyone got busy immediately, and I forgot about it."

The two of them returned home smoothly without any unexpected incident. At this time, there was a rat on the roof of Chen's house who was taking a nap in the sun, waiting for Zu An to come out in the evening and have a tryst.

"Are you curious why nothing unexpected happened?"

"I care a little..."

Can you not care about this?Going out for shopping...wait a minute?shop?

Chen seemed to realize something. Zu An was talking about going out to buy groceries and going on a date, not going shopping for a date - did this mean that Zu An couldn't go shopping at all?

"You mean, as long as you don't go shopping, this kind of thing won't happen?"

"I didn't say it. We just went out for a date and bought groceries. What did you expect to happen? Someone came out and attacked the police? Was there a spoiled high-level son who jumped in the face? Or something else, like the sky Give me Sister Lin or something?"

Lin Yuxia woke up on the roof. She heard something moving in the house, so she planned to observe it.

"No."

Chen felt that Zu An did it on purpose, "Are you going to make raw pickled food? I'll do it."

Occasionally, he also wanted to cook and let Zu An have a taste of his own cooking. After all, the other party would cook for him or something, but this beautiful thought was quickly shattered by Zu An, "Let me do it, after all." You don’t know how to handle seafood.”

"you're right."

But Chen just wants to do it. What happened to the husband's strict control?So what if you can’t do it?Eat it salty or bland.

As he said this, Chen let go of the crab that was tied up in anger, and the crab ran away. Chen looked at the crab that Zu An had caught with his pincers with an innocent face, "Did you buy it alive?"

“Don’t you know that raw pickled crabs need to be alive?”

Chen Huijie spread her hands and said, "I thought death would be fine."

Zu An curled his lips, "Dead crabs can quickly breed germs, so they are usually bought alive, right?"

Raw pickled crab requires fresh crab boss, iodized salt, star anise, pepper, onion, ginger and white sugar and white wine.

"Since you want to do it with me, then bring a basin over, and then bring the kettle over. Put salt in the basin, and then add boiling water. The more water, the more salt. Then add the star anise, pepper, green onion, ginger, sugar, etc. Don’t add too much, then add white wine and stir until there is no salt left, then dip your chopsticks in some water to taste.”

I was accidentally dominated and pressed under me again...

42. A night of fish and dragon dance (3k) (2/6)

It was already dark, and Zu An told the Penguin Logistics staff through his mobile terminal that he would not be going back tonight, and asked them to tell Lin Qingyan, the Miss from the Supervision Department, and then sat at the dinner table with Chen and looked at each other.

The two of them had almost eaten, but Chen had no intention of letting Zu An go back.

This guy is going to Ursus, what does that mean?Meeting Tallulah, what if this hanging man got together with Tallulah?You will become the biggest joke yourself.

There can only be one sister.

In addition, I want to use things that were originally intended for Shi Huaiya and Lin Yuxia, so tonight seems to be a good opportunity.

Every time she catches prostitutes and sees those guys, they are fine. She and Zu An must have no problems in the future.

"I'm going to get some wine."

Sometimes I drink some wine to strengthen my courage and relieve fatigue, and even prevent myself from having a sullen face all the time. But what's going on on the roof?Why did I hallucinate the voice of a pink-haired rat?

Chen Huijie stared at the ceiling with a bottle of high-strength liquor. She must have been too nervous about trying the forbidden fruit for the first time, so she heard it wrong, right?

However, in fact, Lin Yuxia did sneak into Chen Huijie's house, and complained that Chen Huijie, an unfeminine guy, would take the initiative to stay with Zu An overnight.

The apartment where Chen lived was located in Taipu, and the key that Zu An got was naturally from here. She had no nostalgia for Chen's mansion on Longmen University Road, and she didn't even consider it her home.

After Chen left with the wine, Lin Yuxia fell from the ceiling and landed lightly on the ground without making any sound.

Soon, Zu An started drinking with Chen Huijie, but Chen's drinking capacity was really worrying. Chen couldn't drink Xing Xiong, but Zu An was evenly matched with Xing Xiong without cheating.

Long drank without saying a word, one drink after another, making Zu An think that he had made her unhappy.

In fact, Chen Chunchuan was trying to be bold.

After a while, Chen Wei was drunk, and Zu was safe and sound.Then, Chen Jiujiu came up and reached out to pinch Zu An's chin. His face was still expressionless, but Chen's face turned red and he seemed to be hesitating to speak.

Drunkness welled up in her heart, but the shame of her words prevented her from expressing it.

Although she was drunk, Chen Renran did not forget her original intention. Today she was going to ride on a humpback whale.

Lin Yuxia's expression in the dark was complicated. She knew that Chen Huijie was not well-intentioned and had already had the urge to rush out and yell at Hei Yuyi to perform a special mission and not to move.

But she endured it, and for a while, the sky was brighter. Lin Yuxia comforted herself like this. Didn't Zu An not react yet?Don't get too carried away with yourself

Anxious.

After Zu An settled the drunken dragon, he went out and took Zu An for a walk.

Zu An: OVO, this woman is drunk. Do you want to give her a punch to give her a rest?

"Zuan...an!"

Chen pinched Zu An's chin and moved his face over the table, looking at Zu An with blurred eyes, and spit the breath of wine on Zu An's face.

"Chen, you're tongue-tied, don't drink anymore."