I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

7. Date at home (3k)

"I don't have anything to do today, why don't we have a date at home?"

After all, she had seen Zu An’s evil buff when he went shopping. Although it would indeed increase his performance, she wanted to

What you want is a complete date, not forced overtime during the date.

"It's good, but here? Wouldn't Uncle Lin and the others be embarrassed when they come back?"

Lin Yuxia puffed up her cheeks, and then took out her mobile terminal to send a message. "Okay, until tomorrow, there are only two of us at home."

"Although it's a date at home, I haven't prepared anything. What should I do?"

As Zu An spoke, he secretly took out the hero deck he carried with him. Lin Yuxia also looked troubled, "What you said makes sense. Didn't you just ask about the giant beast?"

"By the way, what does your room look like? You usually wear elegant black and charming purple clothes. Could it be that the room is also in this style? Or is it something unexpectedly pink and tender?"

"What kind of weird metaphor are you talking about? My room is just an ordinary room without much decoration."

Lin Yuxia stood up and pulled Zu An towards her original room, "There is nothing that can't be seen. Compared to that guy Chen Huijie's room, my room is much neater. No matter what, I still have time to tidy it up, so that it won't be too confusing." The house is full of ashes.

But it’s not that I can’t understand that guy’s situation. Did she tell you about it?When she first entered the Guards Bureau and was given the title of Senior Superintendent and Leader of the Special Operations Team, she was very high-spirited and tried to directly change the current situation in the slums. "

Zu An thought about it for a moment, "It seems not, but it seems there has been, I don't remember."

"She almost died because of this. Some people in high positions don't want Longmen to change. Although Governor Wei and my father are said to be the black and white managers of Longmen, they are not the same person after all. In short, after that time, she I started to criticize myself harshly and pushed harder and harder.”

Lin Yuxia patted her bed and motioned for Zu An to sit here, "Plus her family situation..."

"From an objective point of view, Chen Huijie is a serious person who has no father or mother and is not loved by his uncle. The relationship between the Chen family and Wei Yanwu has been severed. Naturally, the relationship between Chen Huijie and her father's family has also been severed. Governor Wei, who has no children, does not know how to take care of children at all.

After throwing Chi Xiao to Chen Huijie, he was lost all day long, leaving only hope, but Chen's own emotional factors were ignored. Most of the time, Mrs. Wenyue filled Chen's emotional vacancy. To put it harshly, Chen was... He grew up in a cold and violent environment. "

"I see...I have thought about what our date is about. You should have cosmetics, right?"

Lin Yuxia opened the drawer of the dressing table and asked, "Do you want me to put on your makeup?"

"No, I will draw it for you, and then I will directly use the ability of the tribe to mimic other forms." [-]

"What are you doing?"

Lin Yuxia's heart beat faster. She always felt that Zu An was going to take her on an exciting date. Zu An answered without thinking: "Does he usually make things difficult for you in the workplace? For example, giving you some tasks that are almost impossible to complete?"

"Have."

Do you still want to think about this kind of thing?Working outside will inevitably lead to difficulties and bullying.

"That's enough, let's go, change your clothes, hide your tail... No, no need, I will directly influence the rationality on a large scale. Today we both have the same goal, to take revenge and to catch the governor of Longmen. Get slapped in the face and go find a sack or something."

"...Are you serious? This matter is both big and small. It shouldn't be so crazy, right?"

"Yuxia, your temperament is too calm. Although this is a good thing, if you think about your past, have you ever been crazy?"

Following Zu An's words, Lin Yuxia fell into deep thought, and then said after a moment, "No, just this time."

"Okay, just this time, come on, let's prepare some things, and then go to the Longmen Governor's office to give him a good beating. Don't worry, with me here, he can't fight back."

The two of them were ready to take to the streets in a swaggering manner. With Zu An's ability to influence their sanity, the two of them looked like a couple or tourists that could be seen everywhere in the eyes of others.

"Remember, don't use Origin Stone skills when fighting. After all, the only ones who can play with sand are you and Uncle Lin."

"I'm not that stupid. You should be gentler. After all, Governor Wei is the face of Longmen. What are you going to do after this? I want to eat the food you cooked."

"Understand, understand."

In the office of the Governor of Longmen, Lin Gerui was playing chess with Wei Yanwu. During the chess game, Wei Yanwu's horse was chased everywhere by Lin Gerui.

"Old man, I don't know why, but I always feel a little uneasy in my heart."

Wei Yanwu said, but Lin Gerui didn't say anything about it. The next moment, the door of the Longmen Governor's office exploded open. Lin Gerui used sand to form a shield to protect himself and Wei Yanwu.

"Young master, your sixth sense is quite accurate... the person who comes here is not evil..."

"There are many people who want to kill me, Wei Yanwu, but they all died one by one."

As soon as he finished speaking, the sand shield was broken, and Wei Yanwu didn't even have time to raise his fingertips to Chixiao: 3. As soon as he started speaking, his eyesight went dark, and he was covered by a sack.

Then there was pain on the face.

Zu An rushed out of the formation and trapped Wei Yanwu. At the same time, black mist dispersed, covering the room's surveillance camera and disabling it.

Zu An was hammering Wei Yanwu's dragon head, while Lin Yuxia was responsible for containing her father. Her fighting skills were trained by Lin Gerui.

Even if I change my appearance

How could he not recognize his body shape?

Since his daughter is here, it must be Zu An who is hammering the dragon-headed man!Thinking of this, Lin Gerui stopped fighting. Anyway, this kid had already wrapped the surveillance camera with the black mist...

In Lin Yuxia's shocked eyes, her father Lin Gerui went up to Wei Yanwu whose head was covered and secretly hit him twice. After the beating, he hit himself twice more. He used Origin Stone skills to crack the wall and found a A comfortable move, lying on the floor and pretending to be dead.

Zu An looked at Lin Yuxia, meaning to ask what your father was doing. Lin Yuxia shook her head directly and slapped Wei Yanwu twice through the sack. Beating her boss openly and above all was just a word, cool.

The matter was over. Zu An directly carried Lin Yuxia and moved at high speed and left the scene of the incident.

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The world of Terra is still a relatively fantasy world, and Zu An had never noticed the existence of KFC in Longmen City before this.

Thinking about it carefully, Arknights and KFC did link up before I traveled through time.

Speaking of which...does it taste the same?

"Go and see."

Lin Yuxia said, Zu An looked confused, "Eh? How did you..."

"You expressed the word 'want to go'. Although I have never been to this place, if you insist on coming, I can accompany you."

After entering, Zu An waited for Lin Yuxia to walk to the ordering counter and pointed at Lin Yuxia, "One set meal for children, and then one for the whole family."

Lin Yuxia:? ? ?

Did I grow very young?

Soon, the ordering was over, Lin Yuxia occupied a table in advance, and Zu An came over not long after with a family bucket and a children's set meal.

"how do you feel?"

Zuan started to enjoy the children's meal, nodded and shook his head without saying anything. The taste was specious. It seemed to be due to the shortage of raw materials in Terra. After all, it was somewhat different from the taste before time travel.

"delicious."

But it doesn't have the flavor I want.

Lin Yuxia saw all the changes in Zu An's expression. She didn't understand why Zu An had such inexplicable mood swings.Lin Yuxia picked up a piece of Yunzhi original chicken and bit into it.

The taste can't be said to be very delicious, but it's not too bad either. So why?

"Zu An, you are really good at hiding your emotions."

"Is it possible that I'm not hiding my emotions, but this smell reminds me of a time when I had a fantasy every day."

"Hmm, then what?"

Lin Yuxia ate fried chicken with great interest and listened to Zu An's words. Zu An never talked about his past in detail. At most, he only talked about what happened after becoming a deep-sea hunter.

"Then my fantasy came true."

"Your fantasy is the 72 concubines of the Three Palaces and Sixth Courtyard?"

Lin Yuxia thought carefully about the number of Zu An's harem. Well, it was in line with the fantasies and desires of most men.

"I met you, but it was at the cost of throwing away my previous life and all relationships."

"..."

How should I answer the call?Tell him to pick up what he threw away?Then wouldn't he become an inhumane guy like Chen Huijie?

It's better to just start another topic yourself than not being able to pick up the conversation.

Later, Lin Yuxia picked up the unopened toys on the side and asked, "Do you want the small toys from the children's set?"

"want."

"What do you want this thing for?"

She originally thought that Zu An just wanted to eat the children's meal, but now it seemed that he came for this strange little toy.

Lin Yuxia planned to give this little toy to the orphans in the slums for them to take turns to play with, but now it seems... if Zu An was a Luper, he might have bitten it on her hand.

"collect."

"what?"

Lin Yuxia blinked, with a dull expression as if she didn't hear clearly what Zu An just said.

When I was in school, I heard that boys collected books, models, and the like. Does Zuan also have this kind of collecting behavior?

"My life used to be very peaceful, and there was no such thing as mineral disease. Although I had cancer and other messy diseases, it was generally pretty good."

"Is it a closed place like Kjerag?"

"No, we don't have any such thing as the Origin Stone, nor do we have beast-eared girls like you."

"It's hard to imagine, so what were you doing before you met us?"

Zuan fell into silence, and after a moment he said, "I was a master in Chaldea, a captain in Hyperion, an admiral and commander in the port area, and a commander in Griffin. , I have been an Onmyoji and a Summoner... quite complicated. Of course, I have also been a Doctor, Purcell, Ochi and so on..."

Lin Yuxia:? ? ?

"But what I like best is being a Pokémon trainer and duelist. Speaking of duels, I'll teach you how to play cards."

After laying the groundwork for so long, it was time for Tu Qiong Dagger to show his face. Zu An took out the hero deck in one fell swoop.

"Ah this..."

……

Card guy +1

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8. Go to Dayan and change Xi’s painting to Xiao Huang’s painting (3k)

The happy time always disappears very quickly, just like a student on vacation who has to face the upcoming start of school and has to face the winter vacation homework that has to lie motionless on the table and seduce you to do it.

Time came to 1097 in a blink of an eye. Zu An stopped taking turns dating, living a daily life of gaining favor, training his apprentice Huaihu, and attending some activities at Huaihu University as a parent.

"The New Year is over, old carp, are you ready?"

"Of course. Have you brought enough money?"

"Who would bring that thing? Could it be that the employer doesn't care about food and accommodation?"

Zu An said matter-of-factly, "Regardless of food and accommodation, how much money can you make from this order?"

"Emmmm, normally I don't take orders that leave Longmen, and the office doesn't take any very dangerous orders. You should know why I go to Dayan from Longmen repeatedly."

"I know, when I find him, I have to see if this guy who left his daughter to pursue martial arts can catch my punch. If not, I will beat him to half death and drag him back to Huaihu. If he can catch it, let him take my second punch. It's only three things. If he can catch the second punch, let him throw my daughter away... Bah, let's forget about his daughter's matter."

Lao Li frequently went to Dayan to look for old friends. As for the so-called return to Li's home, it seemed that he had never considered it.

"You really treat Huaihu as your daughter. She will be happy to know that. Speaking of those books and martial arts secrets that Zizi sent you before... I heard some rumors half a year ago that there are organizations buying martial arts secrets or recruiting People who know martial arts..."

"Well, Isamara...well, you can just think that I did it. Anyway, it was an acquisition, not a robbery. As a master, I can't teach Huaihu anything. I can only help her strengthen her body and give her these things."

Although the main reason for purchasing martial arts books and recruiting people who know martial arts is because Isamara watched martial arts movies in her body last year... Zu An did not tell the real reason, and then picked up the qun from the sofa: Five Four, three, six, five, nine, three, eight, nine bags, Lao Li was also dressed neatly, and they went out together.

"What's that bulging thing in your bag?"

"You, a lonely old man, will not understand the love of my wives."

Zu An's small mouth was like honey, and every word he said was like a nail piercing the bachelor's heart.

"*Longmen swears*, why do I have to ask such a stupid question?"

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On the way to Shang Shu, Lao Li and Zu An chatted wordlessly.

"It seems that I haven't told you that this commission is actually an invitation from one of my former classmates. Let me talk to you first. His name is Liang Xun. Let me talk to you so that we don't end up not knowing each other. I rushed to my own Dragon King Temple.

Ah, don't look at me with that strange look. If it weren't for that guy Huai Tianpei, I wouldn't come back at all. No matter what, I'm the worst, right? "

Zu An looked at Lao Li silently and said coldly: 59 Jiuqing's red eyes made Lao Li shiver for a while, and then Zu An said, "It seems to be my reason for you to meet in advance. Otherwise, it would have been 8 before you met..."