I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

I have considered opening a medicine shop here, stealing money from the nobles, and then using it for my people. There are a lot of stupid people here and a lot of money. "

Seeing that the topic went off track again, Ling poked Zu An with the tip of his tail. Zu An nodded, "We still have to sell wine, otherwise Ling will look jealous."

Your tail is stiff. The wine you brew is not enough for me to drink. You still want to sell it?

"Ah...my uncle, I am going out to invest in the land to earn some pocket money...No, can you guys step away for a while? I have to get up and get dressed."

Ling and Zuan looked like Aqua looked disgusted at Kazuma, "We are both our age and your ancestors have to call out ancestors when they meet."

" alt='Aqua's expression when looking at the Holy Sword'>

"If you don't feel ashamed, I will be ashamed!"

Zuo Le had an emotional breakdown when he got up early in the morning. Regardless of the fact that he was ridiculed and forced to eat a lot of dog food after returning to Kyoto in February and handing the cakes to Aunt Lin Qingyan. In addition to doing business, he also had a life-or-death showdown with the second son of the Sui family in the YGO dream space.

Every day I jump repeatedly in pain and joy.

Ling and Zu An looked at each other helplessly and gave Zuo Le time to get dressed.

"I have a feeling that because of you, I will achieve the magical skill of dressing and changing clothes in one second in the novel..."

Zuo Le said after finishing his clothes. After finishing speaking, he regretted it. For no other reason than these two people could really allow themselves to develop such a useless ability!

Zu An and Ling laughed, it was a good suggestion, just stay here for a while, just in time for the old carp guide Du Yaoye. [Actually, because of Ling Na Yi's thousand-year dream ability, the two of them were just a little short of an A, but one was a tsundere, and the other couldn't A, so they got stuck in a weird place. ]

"Okay, let's go, the two of us will follow you to eat and drink."

17. I missed it, so I sent it for free, 3000 words.

"This is a big family. To be honest, looking at the scenery, there are too many rules."

After Zuo Le came in with Zu An and Ling, he said, "Dayan has formed a relatively complete system in terms of etiquette from ancient times to the present. This status quo is too difficult for a junior like me. I can only sit a little further away.”

Unlike the harsh feudal system in ancient China, the feudal aristocratic system in Dayan was unlike the one in the Qing Dynasty, so Zu An was quite distressed when he saw it.

Zu An complained, "At least there is no such thing as men being superior to women, women being inferior to men, or dog fighting in the countryside."

In the current Great Yan, Zu An saw the ancient feudal nobles of his era, and also saw the wealth, strength and tolerance, but that Great Yan True Dragon... tsk.

"What's stuck is not just respect. Logically speaking, my aunt shouldn't have a banquet on her birthday. I'm afraid that after the cake entered her stomach, she felt much better and her appetite was greatly improved. The Lin family I thought my non-existent disease was cured, so I held a blessing feast on my birthday."

The so-called increase banquet means

It is a disaster banquet, which refers to a banquet hosted by a patient after he has recovered from a serious illness to increase blessings and seek good luck.

The current environment is very noisy. The person responsible for registering gifts is shouting about how much gift money someone from a certain family gave and what they gave.

Zu An frowned when he heard this, "That's not okay. If you don't think about food because you can't eat the food I made, what's going on? It's like I'm adding addictive substances to what I eat."

"By the way, when do you move the chopsticks?"

"Wait until the speech is over. It's like this every time, and every meal is boring. Aren't you afraid that your aunt will find out if you do this here?"

"Who do you think was found to be in trouble?"

"..."

After hearing this, Zuo Le left his seat without saying a word, changed to a table, cherished his life and stayed away from Zu'an.

Ling looked at Zuo Le away from Zu An with a smile, "You are scaring the children again with your evil intentions."

"Have you ever heard me threaten anything? It's just Zuo Le and him making unreasonable associations. You've been here longer than me, so you're just pointing out people for me?"

Ling looked distressed and tapped his green-white finger on his lips, then pointed out while saying, "You are really looking for trouble for me. I usually don't remember these miscellaneous people. Let me see, the Zuo family, the Ning family, The Lin family, the Chen family, not to mention the real dragon today, the Wei family are distant relatives to you, and the Li family over there is the Li family."

Zu An nodded, "The Chen family can barely be considered distant relatives. I have a partner who is from the Chen family, but she broke off the relationship with the Chen family. Ultimately, it was a political marriage between Wei Gong and the Chen family."

"Really or not? My uncle is really a distant relative of... and that person?"

Inadvertently, Zuo Le came back to listen to the gossip. After all, he was too busy now and just sitting there was not an option. Zu An explained, "The relationship is more complicated. Anyway, because one of me works as an errand in the Guards Bureau." The reason why he is his daughter-in-law is inexplicably lower than the current real dragon. Of course, I am not afraid of him."

There is no other way, the current real dragon is Wei Yanwu's younger brother, and he is jealous, and Chen's mother is Wei Yanwu's biological sister, which is also the current real dragon's biological sister.

What frightened Zu An was the river crab, not anything else.

"Jealous... Every time I say this word, I think of a jealous woman. In my hometown, when the feudal aristocracy still existed, there was a man who stripped the jealous woman naked, washed her, chopped her into eight pieces, and made soup. .(Zhu Yuanzhang)"

Zu An couldn't figure it out after thinking about it, so he asked Cosiche No. [-], but the other party never answered his question. Why did the real dragon force one of them to death after knowing that he was in love with Wei Gong's sister and Edward.

After thinking about it, I can only think that this jealous true dragon likes his sister and wants to take her into his harem and take her as his own.

"Hey, hey, it's a bit scary to say this. There are so many wives of yours who are jealous of each other, right?"

Ling complained with a dull expression, and Zuo Le wiped his sweat silently. If this kind of thing spread, he would die.

Zu An clapped his hands and said, "I don't want to think about it anymore. I'm afraid that if I think about it, I will lead Wei Gong back directly and take back the seat that belongs to Wei Gong."

Time gradually passed until noon, when the banquet began. First, the head of the Lin family gave a speech. He was a man with a majestic face. The old man in the officialdom spoke nothing but clichés.

Words like "Thank you all for attending the little girl's birthday party." These words make your ears tingle.

After the man finished speaking, Lin Qingyan came on stage to deliver a speech. This was what Zu An felt was inconsistent. Modern and not modern, ancient and not ancient were all mixed together. The whole process was more like a banquet in a rural area.

After Lin Qingyan came on stage, she spoke slowly, looking at the many guests below, making a professional fake smile and saying incomprehensible words of thanks. She didn't want to have a birthday party at all...

The increase banquets and birthday banquets are all fake. To put it bluntly, the people in the family keep saying things like, "There are three unfilial piety, the worst is not having children" and "If a woman doesn't marry at the age of 20, her family will sit on her." It's just because they think they are in their [-]s. I want to find myself an in-law soon.

Wait, who is sitting next to Zuo Le's unlucky child?Why is this guy here? Could it be that he came in based on the Zuo family's invitation?

Lin Qingyan paused for a moment during his speech, and then continued his speech. His heart was full of questions, why was this guy here, and why did he ask Zuo Le to send some red bean cakes first since he was here.

Forget it, this thing is still somewhat useful. After a while, the old man at home will probably have to let himself communicate with those so-called young talents, or they will come over to communicate with me.

Lin Qingyan's calculations were crackling in his mind. After a while, I went to Zu An and chatted crazily with Zu An, without giving other people a chance to interrupt. No, why is there another giant beast next to Zu An?

Under the crazy diss in Lin Qingyan's heart, the speech ended and the banquet officially began. Lin Qingyan was called to the other side by her father and she didn't know what she was talking about.

Zu An and Ling ate their meals without interest. Zuo Le didn't understand very well. The food Zu An asked the cook to cook when he went on the road was not the same as the pastries for Lin Qingyan.

So Zuo Le only knew that Zu'an's cold dishes were delicious, but he didn't know that this guy was almost omnipotent.

"The food is very good, why am I so uninterested?"

After Ling took a few bites of the food, he just drank wine instead of eating. Zu An ate slowly and replied, "It's really good, but... I'm used to eating food cooked by myself, and I feel a little uncomfortable eating food from ordinary cooks." Go down."

"A banquet

Afterwards, there will be a tea party where we can talk and get to know each other and become familiar with each other. Do you want to stay?My family and my aunt's Lin family are family friends, so it doesn't matter whether we stay or not. "

"Let's stay and take a look. There is a great poet here who has written many poems. She will feel bored if we don't let her play here."

"..."

Ling's tail stiffened and he whipped Zu An directly on the waist. This man was very evil and came just to see her drunk. Every time she got drunk, Zu An would always think of ways to defraud her of money.

Although I will give it back to myself afterwards, it is strange no matter how I think about it.

Lin Qingyan went around the table to toast, chatting with everyone briefly, and soon arrived at Zu'an, and then stopped there. Lin Qingyan held the small wine cup and said, "When did you come?"

"Been here for five days? One day I was talking to the jealous wife... bah, the real dragon."

Lin Qingyan (gesturing to Zuo Le with his eyes): He just said something about his jealous wife, right?Are today’s real dragon women disguising themselves as men?

Zuo Le: No, my uncle just said it smoothly. Because the real dragon is jealous, he said he was a jealous woman.

Lin Qingyan: What a little uncle, he and I are just friends.

Zuo Le: Ah, right, right, right, right.

"It's okay. I thought you didn't come to see me when you came, but I offended you somehow. It seems like it's my fault."

The implication is that Zu An doesn't miss her, but she is alone with her wild thoughts and wanderings.

Ling just drank and watched Zu An's fun. The most difficult thing to repay in the world was the debt of gratitude, and the most troublesome was the debt of the mortal world. Now the little blonde girl's mouth was full of resentment.

"Well, there is a sense of déjà vu in which a arrogant little wife is abandoned by an unscrupulous husband, and then the unscrupulous husband wanders around. Maybe this thing can be written into a script or something in the year."

Ling was drinking on the side and pointing at the two of them.

Zu An took out the sandalwood comb from his chest and said, "It has always been in my heart, but I never dared to leave."

Although the reason why Zu'an's sandalwood comb never left her body was that she left her body on the same day in Longmen, and was sold by the bread maker Croissant the next day.

"...Disgusting, why did you keep carrying it with you?"

Although his words were sharp, you could see the happiness on Lin Qingyan's face, "I'll drink it. You can go to the other tables first. Anyway, Zuo Le said there will be a tea party or something later. Remember to use spiritual energy to evaporate the alcohol." .”

This nagging like an old woman can be regarded as concern.

Lin Qingyan thought like this, and went to other tables to toast with the corners of his mouth raised.

From now on, Lin Qingyan's tone was not as full of meaning as before, which caused the young talents or people who wanted to climb high to develop a kind of "she likes", which is called one of the top ten misunderstandings in life. Me, I have the illusion of drama.

"My aunt is such an awkward person. If you confess to her, she might say coyly, 'Who told you that I like you? It's really troublesome.' By the way, that Yu-Gi-Oh card... can be realistic Will China print it?"

Zuo Le complained about Lin Qingyan's awkward behavior, and then the topic changed to the issue he was really concerned about.

"It's okay, it's okay, but it's a waste of time, so I'm not in a hurry to promote it in reality."

"Well, uncle, let's talk about the medicine store. I wanted to ask you about it before. I saw a mess of aged herbs in your wing..."

"You want me to give you something cheap, but giving it to you for nothing makes me look like a big injustice."

"I'll help you take down my aunt completely. My father is in bad health. I think finding a reliable doctor with those old herbs can help my father get better."

Zu An and Ling looked at Zuo Le, the expressions on their faces were full of subtleties. This kid... seemed to have sold his aunt out without saying a word because they were not as serious as before.

And... didn't he feel his biological father Zuo Xuanliao standing behind him?

18. Professional counterpart

"General Zuo has been guarding the border for a long time, ensuring peace for the country and the people. I have looked up to you for a long time. Zu'an, Zu'an? Isamara, your young master is talented and upright. He must be well-taught at home."

In Zuo Le's eyes, which looked ghostly, Zu An's polite words were clear and clear, while Ling on the side was expecting Zu An's behavior, after all, it was just a scene talk.

Zu An is actually quite good at speaking in formal and official terms. Of course, flattering and wearing charcoal baskets are not a problem. However, he is generally too lazy to speak. After coming to this world, he is more likely to ignore others when they are obedient and disobedient. Just punch him to death or half-kill him.

"That's ridiculous, but I never thought that Quanzi would have any contact with you. When he was still in Shu, Quanzi was taken care of by you."

The name Zaun Isamara is no secret to well-informed high-level people. Of course, Zaun's private life is strictly confidential.

(Except for Alina, none of them are fuel-efficient lamps)

"Hey, it's nothing. Just now I heard Zuo Le say that the old general is not feeling well. He must have contracted the cold. I'll just let you take a look."

Zuo Le's expression changed from confusion to shock, and finally to horror. It turned out that his uncle's surname was not Zu. Who the hell was Zu'an who was overthrown wherever he went? Isamara.This is the master of a country and two mobile cities.

Zuo Le had not thought in this direction before, and he only knew that Zu An was the president of the Ocean Chamber of Commerce. After all, what Zu An told Zuo Le was "You can call me Zu An" and "My Ocean Chamber of Commerce."

Nothing else was said.

Then Zuo Le's expression became subtle again,

I scanned the circle of young talents who were rushing to Lin Qingyan. Before, I was worried about whether the status of the president of the Ocean Chamber of Commerce and a relative of Wei Gong was enough, and whether he should give a platform to his uncle or something.

Now there is no need to worry at all, these young talents are competing with their uncles.

Ling is still eating and drinking. Her task today is to be responsible for eating and drinking in addition to complaining to the atmosphere team.

Zu An and Zuo Xuanliao sat next to each other. Zu An caught Zuo Xuanliao's hand pulse, and the spiritual energy directly entered Zuo Xuanliao's body, making the elderly general groan.

Zuo Le thought that getting old medicinal materials from Zu An would be enough to prove that it was not an ordinary disease. However, one cannot tell the truth in public, and both Zuo Xuanliao and Zu An knew this.

Zu An didn't have the patience to check Zuo Xuanliao's symptoms. All he had to do was to directly enter the spiritual energy into his body, pass it through his body several times, and conduct a large-scale inspection of the body for viral symptoms.

After a while, Zu An pulled his hand away, "Old general, you should pay attention to keeping warm."

Zuo Xuanliao, who was feeling hot all over, remained calm. His body became much lighter and his hands no longer shook. He felt like he was in his youth. It seemed that his terminal illness had been alleviated or even cured by this unknown method.

"I know my illness well, so I thank you for your trouble. Now that you told me to keep warm, Quanzi and I left first. Quanzi will see you another day."

It was said that Zuo Le would see Zu An another day. In fact, Zuo Xuanliao's implicit message was that he was very grateful and would come to express his gratitude in person in the future.

Ling and Zu An watched the father and son go away, and vaguely heard Zuo Xuanliao's slightly gratified reprimand, "You haven't even glanced at your own horoscope, and you are here to care about your aunt? Do I need to worry about you?"

Zuo Le didn't mention anything about his concern for his health, he kept it all in his heart.

After three rounds of wine and five dishes, the banquet is initially over, and then comes the occasion for socializing.

"What do you say?"

Ling looked at the scene that was about to become more elegant and asked Zu An. Zu An closed his eyes and rested, his tone full of pride, "I don't know poetry, lyrics, and tunes, and my writing is even worse, but I can't help but eat and drink." What's up."

"According to common sense, this should be a time to please people and gain favor."

Ling felt a headache when he saw the other person only thinking about eating, "You are really broad-minded and fat. You don't care about anything."