I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

According to common sense, Croissant should get up first and then be killed. Croissant was pinned to death on the sofa before she could get up, spitting out

Indescribable white mochi dough.

"The spirit...the soul has left the body!"

Angel Angel shouted, "Since the commentator Croissant has unfortunately passed away, I can only bear the responsibility of explaining this time reluctantly. Texas remembers to ask Zu An to treat me to apple pie."

"It seems that you have already made up your mind."

As Shi Huaiya expected, Chen Huijie took out the hero deck that Zu An had given her at the beginning. Lin Qingyan sighed, "It seems that Zu An had already thought that this kind of thing would happen."

This is the first time her nephew Zuo Le has killed Brother Sui Beast's deck for the first time, trapping Chongmei again.

"Since Xiaota can't do it, I'm here to duel with you on her behalf. However, Tallulah, when it's done, I want 37 points, and I'll give you seven points."

Tallulah looked confused. She just relied on instinct to sit here, "Min... what?"

"Dark Duel."

Alina looked serious and took out her deck. Her deck was Golden Kingdom. "Be prepared to give everything. But looking at you, I'm afraid the duel reward is the right to use Zaun." .”

"Ah... ah?"

Although I don’t understand why card duels are used, this somewhat dark duel sounds so cool, as well as the Phoenix Man of Destruction that day.

No, no, my thoughts are a little far-fetched.

When Fiammetta's brain shut down, you just skipped the relationship time and fast-forwarded to living together and sleeping together, right?Tsk, she remembered that except for herself and Mostema, everyone else present had spent a long time with Zu An...

Shihuaiya hugged Fiametta, who was a little cautious and didn't understand the situation, "Don't worry, as the host, I will help you, but after the victory... I don't want a clear division, you eat meat , I drink soup."

"Although I don't understand what happened at all, but...I leave it to you, Miss Shihuaiya!"

Shi Huaiya showed a proud smile and took out his deck Long Huiqiao, "Okay, since there are four of us, let's split into two parts to fight, and then decide the final winner."

Texas silently looked at Chen's deck that had not been updated because he was busy with work. He moved a stool and sat behind Chen, "Use this, and the final result will depend on the score."

Texas' Xiangjian deck, Chen looked at the deck handed over by Texas, "I received your message."

Kong explained passionately on the side, "Although I don't know what the cards in their hands are, I can already feel their firm belief and majestic hegemony here. In short, the duel has begun!"

The first immature dark duel competition for Zaun has officially begun.

"After drawing lots, the weak Shu Han Fia Meta and her Wolong Shihuaiya will fight against the Wei power Chen Huijie and her genius Texas, who have become commonplace to eat meat and soup.

On the other side, Tallulah of the Wu force... um... is competing with her nanny Alina and the hero Lin Qingyan..."

At this time, Zu An came back.

Looking at the two teams dueling, Zuan suddenly remembered that he wanted to implement Yu-Gi-Oh! and the banned card list in Terra. He quietly bypassed the dueling people and came to Platinum and Skadi.

Holding the lazy dog ​​in his left hand and the salted fish in his right hand, he leaned on the sofa and assigned homework to the heirs in Casimir to build an entertainment industry chain through a large group of networks.

The first is the printing and popularization of Yu-Gi-Oh! In order to fully maximize the gameplay, Zuan decided to do some tricks on all the cards during the printing process - in the official duel, the cards can appear the same as in the anime special effects, but the player will not be harmed.

At the very beginning, let’s choose a thousand Casimir people as gift recipients.This is the so-called first closed beta of the live version.

Zu An thought so.

44. Lost, but got some meat secretly

Lin Qingyan's heavy trap insect girl killed Alina's El Dorado. Long Huiqiao on Chen Huijie's side was fighting with Xiangjian. In the end, Chen Huijie was bulldozed by Long Huiqiao because of Chen Huijie's black face and hand. .

The final showdown is between Lin Qingyan and Shi Huaiya who went to fight for Fia Meta.

Fiammetta felt that her life today was full of dreams. It was a battle without bloodshed. Although she didn't understand how this strange duel atmosphere was formed, she felt that it was one word, cool.

The final duel begins.

Zu An watched the final duel between the two and asked the eliminated Chen Huijie, "What are they dueling over there for?"

"you."

Chen Huijie glanced at Texas, and the two decided on something without words.

Penguin Logistics has been involved in messy things too many times, so there is an inexplicable sense of understanding with Chen.

Anyway, they are still dueling now, so why not sneak away for a while.

"Come with me."

Chen Huijie grabbed Zu An and walked to the room. Texas walked directly to the sofa and put the lazy and comfortable Bai Jin on his shoulders.

Platinum: You won’t let me go even when I’m lying down, right?

At this time, Alina was concentrating on teaching Tallulah Yu-Gi-Oh!, and the melon-eating commentary atmosphere team did not notice the movements of others.Skadi thought for a moment and followed Zu An.

A bunch of chickens and dogs, with only this little physical strength, still want to conquer Zaun?You still have to rely on me, Didi.Chen Huijie, Texas, and Platinum are all three of them, how dare they?

Lapland's tail is wagging, good guy, this kind of thing

You don't want to play with yourself anymore?This is the time to severely humiliate these two guys, Texas and Zaun.

So Lapland also ran in.

Someone lost, but not completely.

……

It was noon the next day, and everyone who had filed into the room last night, except for Bai Jin and Skadi, walked out of the room refreshed. After all, Bai Jin and Skadi were completely lazy dogs. The combination, if called to travel, may still move.

Other times, forget it.

[Silly Wu Di; I’ve been a heir for half my life and I’ve been enjoying myself. What’s wrong? 】

When everyone came out, only the three people who had the duel last night were sleeping peacefully on the sofa. They didn't know what the duel was like last night.

Texas walked over to the table and saw the note on it, "Zuan, the ultimate winner... there is no winner, it looks like they've been playing in a draw all night."

After hearing this, Chen Huijie felt that she was being played, "How does that count?"

"Logically speaking, they should allocate it themselves. By the way, Zu An, did you pull my tail hair again last night?"

Lapland was furious, why didn't he pull Texas' hair?Just because I'm not allowed to play with my tail and she allows you to play with hers!

"I didn't pull it. You should ask Xintrea. It seems that you pissed me off last night because of your oral pleasure, and then you brought the flames of war to take revenge on her."

If the scene is really unimaginable, just think of Frieza killing New Broly's father and then drawing the fire onto Kakarot.

Absolutely vivid image.

"Although it's not very cold at home, you may catch a cold if you sleep here without a quilt."

Zu An said as he took out a large quilt from the bedroom, covered the three people lying on the sofa, and then turned and entered the kitchen.

"Before you cook, you have to get rid of the balloons you used last night."

The first thing Texas did after washing up was to hold the pocky in his mouth. Zu An stopped, turned around and went to the room again, "So if you don't need it, you don't have to clean it up, right?"

The pocky box hit Zaun on the head. Lapland looked at Zaun slightly provocatively, "Are you an idiot?"

Chen Huijie sighed and followed into the room to help clean up the room. Lapland was not a smart person, he was just stupid.

After Zu An entered the room, he looked at Bai Jin who was lying on the bed playing with his mobile terminal and Skadi who was sleeping soundly. Chen Huijie was stunned for a moment and said, "Hey, you still have to cook."

"I know, I'm just wondering how a normal person could be so lazy."

Bai Jin complained without emotion, "You've asked the right person about this. When I was in elementary school, I said junior high school was fine. When I was in junior high school, I said high school was fine. When I was in high school, it was easy when I talked about college. But it turns out there are still more students in college." After graduation, I directly entered the life of a social worker."

"I have been busy for more than ten or twenty years before I met you. How can I not be lazy? Anyway, I stay at home and act as a mascot-like wife, so you don't have to worry about being like that old Wang on the fourth floor of the neighborhood next door.

Isn't life now just for enjoying yourself and exploiting your old boss when you have nothing to do? "

If Zu An is not around, then Platinum's daily life will consist of eating, drinking, having fun, sleeping, and then calling and threatening Roy, the former Green Gold boss, especially in the middle of the night. When he worked for him in the past, he was often harassed. He woke up in the middle of the night to go out on a mission. Now the situation has changed. He didn't have a good sleep before, and now Roy doesn't want it either.

As for what Zu An did when he was here, it is indescribable.

"Did you use so much last night?"

"Otherwise? You're still holding on to my tail and won't let go. The root of my tail still hurts."

A horse's tail is different from a wolf's tail or a dragon's tail. A horse's tail is as soft as hair and can be easily wrapped around the hand, otherwise it won't hurt so much when pulled.

"Yes, yes, you must pay attention next time."

"what…"

Bai Jin didn't believe Zu An's promise at all. Zu An and Chen Huijie quickly cleaned up the room, "Remember to come out for dinner later. If you don't want to move, I can feed you, but I will take you to the gym to exercise in the afternoon." Now, you have fat on your inner thighs. I’m serious, Xintraya, no matter how much you move, fat will not grow on your breasts, it will only appear on your belly and legs.”

“…*Casimir swears*”

Zu An happily took a handful of platinum, took the garbage and left the room. After disposing of the garbage in the room, he started cooking. The day's life would not officially begin until after lunch.

"Hey, Shi Huaiya~ Lin Qingyan and Fiamet~ are up for dinner~"

Everyone sat at the dining table and watched Zu An call a few people to eat, almost like a trick. Looking at the few people who didn't get up at all, Zu An's face turned cold, "You forced me."

"Sir Shi, get up, Lin Qingyan, someone wants to bribe you, Fiametta, the old man in your family has given you a strange name again."

Zu An used the high-speed divine words, and the effect was outstanding. The three people felt this fatal wake-up call, and they all sat up.

"Sinima Shi, why don't you Ashima?"

"Whoever wants a bribe should be caught and brought to me."

"I can just pick up the code name myself, the old guy's code name is too abstract.

"

45. Tsundere is the second easiest thing to deal with

At the dinner table, Shi Huaiya looked at the fat duck who was feasting with some embarrassment. She talked so much yesterday that she never thought that she and Lin Qingyan had a duel until midnight without a winner.

The game will always end up with those inexplicable self-destruct cards that will clear the health of both people at the same time, or there will still be a deadlock after both people have played all their cards, which can be said to be a lose-lose situation.

"So are you going to count last night as a tie?"

"Yeah, so when are you going to make good on your promise?"

Lin Qingyan asked, "Officer Chen said yesterday that the reward for the duel is your right to use it."

Zu An's hand that was about to pick up the pot of meat stopped and he said, "Do you think about what I said yesterday? But then again, yesterday I went to your place of work to wait for you to get off work, but I didn't wait until you showed up and came home. From now on, you guys have already started playing cards, and I didn’t have time to ask you what you did yesterday.”

"what…"

Did it turn out that this guy was looking for me?In other words, as long as I didn't take three days off yesterday and went to work as usual, I could take possession of Zu'an directly without participating in this inexplicable duel?

Jingzhe's expression became subtle, "Then...find me..."

"Of course I miss you. There is a saying that one day without seeing you is like three autumns. Counting this, it has been nine autumns since I returned to Longmen."

"Ah...ah...are you an idiot!"

Jingzhe's face immediately turned red, and she ran directly to the kitchen with the meal. Fiammetta was in a mixed mood. Is this guy always hitting straight shots?When he comes into contact with her, he must not be deceived by his straight ball... No, the straight ball should be useless to him, right?If I remember correctly, the tsunderes in those shoujo comics were all restrained by straight balls.

"Ah, anyway, since it's a tie, it doesn't matter who comes first, right? Although I didn't say anything myself, your final winner can take up my schedule for a long time, so, I'll talk to Qing Yan first Wander around Longmen for two days, and then come back to fulfill the agreement with Miss Fiametta. It just so happens that Miss Fiametta has nothing to do except monitor the guy Mostima Qqun: 543659三89, right? Just have a good time in Longmen. one time."

"Ah... I understand... Before we start to get formally acquainted and have contact, I have to thank you for not giving me any weird nickname... Um, what's wrong?"

Shihuaiya patted Fiametta helplessly, "Don't be too happy too early. All you see now is this guy's appearance. You see, he is as naive as Skadi over there. In fact, He is ten times more evil than Skadi."

"Thank you for the compliment."

Skadi answered immediately, and Fiammetta felt ashamed of Skadi's reaction. She is really a fool who has a beautiful heart and a good heart.

"Ah... I see."

Zu An took a small dinner plate, put some of each dish on the plate and walked towards the kitchen, "You guys eat, I'll go see Qing Yan, that guy is really cute when he is shy."

The arrogant little expression on his face that is hesitant to speak, coupled with the face that is flushed from shyness, whether it is for good relations or for fun, it is very interesting no matter how you think about it.

"Are you an idiot? I didn't agree to go shopping, eat, watch movies, or anything like that with you."

Lin Qingyan's voice came from the kitchen, and Zu An became happy, "Let's take a look? Lin Qingyan is very cute."

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"So what are you going to do this afternoon?"

After dinner, Jingzhe quickly changed her clothes and sat in her room, waiting for Zu An to take her sandalwood comb to comb her hair and tail. Aojiao, she just said no, no, no, then The reaction of the body is more honest than the reaction of the heart.At the same time, it is also the best thing to deal with.

If you have to rank the difficulty level of the strategy, then Tsundere must be the second best strategy. Don’t ask about the first one. First, you should read the manga. After watching a few manga, you will know what the number one strategy is. .

"Didn't you make all the arrangements? Go shopping, eat and watch movies. By the way, do you have any favorite movie genre?"

"It seems not."

Zu Anli was combing his hair slowly behind Jingzhe. Jingzhe thought about it carefully, "I remember that Longmen's police and gangster movies are very famous, and then there are criminal investigation movies and horror movies. Do you like criminal investigation movies?"