I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

"You said it wouldn't bother you to go crazy over the quilt that smells of Zaun."

"Ah...ah? It turned out to be that day."

Seeing the two of them chatting about tigers and wolves as if no one was around, Xingxiong felt a headache. It seemed that she needed to go out again to deal with the situation.

"Tell me, you two, when you are talking about this kind of thing, can you consider the fact that there is an outsider here?"

"Outsiders... By the way, Xing Xiong, I remember that you have always been very strong." Shi Huaiya suddenly froze for a moment and looked at the green-haired ghost woman with deep eyes. Xing Xiong didn't even think about it: "Missy You remember wrong, I’m just stronger.”

And now my strength is not as strong as the two of you. How did you develop it?Xing Xiong was puzzled.

"Speaking of which, where did Zu An go to sleep? Did he go to look for flowers and ask willows?"

It wasn't that Xing Xiong missed Zu An, it was just that Zu An said that he would give her a flying motorcycle, and then not long after, the entire continent was at war, and Zu An also disappeared.To Xing Xiong, Zu An was like a scumbag who made a promise and then left forever.

"I heard that the arrogant Agor man in the family who didn't plan to fall in love with Zu An and went directly to get married and have children said that Zu An slept in Agor - that is, in the ocean. When he comes back, I have a lot of things to settle with him. , what’s the point of driving my parents’ family from my hometown to Longmen with a borrowed knife to kill someone?”

This arrogant Argor naturally refers to Gladia. All the Argors in the sea are arrogant. Even when Zaun talks about his dreams and expectations, he will use an indescribable expression. A tone of pride and arrogance.

Shi Huaiya's tone was filled with resentment. Was she resentful for driving her family to Longmen by borrowing a knife to kill people?No, she just blamed Zu An for not bringing her to the house to force her into marriage.My family is so abominable. Every time I tell my family about marrying Zu An, I act like a mute. If I don't mention it, I will point fingers like crazy.

But Shi Huaiya knew the reason behind it without even thinking about it. Zu An, among other things, would kill a capitalist, aristocratic family, or aristocrat like her family, regardless of whether she had anything to do with him or his woman. .For a family that focuses on profit, the marriage between Zu An and Shi Huaiya will do no harm at all.Maybe when Shi Huaiya succeeds as the family patriarch, the entire family will be confiscated by Zu An.

The family does not want Shi Huaiya and Zu An to get married, but Shi Huaiya is willing.Every time Shihuaiya mentioned this matter, the reason why the family did not respond was because they were unable to respond. They were unwilling but unable to refuse. It would only take less than an hour for the entire Shihuaiya family to become the largest in the history of Terra. joke.

So in the end, if you don't agree with the marriage, you have to hold your nose and admit it, and you can't use any forceful means.After all, they are not as tough as Zu An.

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The current women in Zu'an's family can be roughly divided into three categories according to the classification method of Zu'an District.

Those whose parents are gone or never had parents in the first place (Croissant, Chen, W, Skadi, Laurentina, Gladia, Alina, Nian, Xi, Fiametta, Texas Si, Elini); those whose parents may still be alive (Lemuan, Enchantress, Platinum, Mostema, Sora); those who have parents (Jingzhe, Shihuaiya, Tallulah [adoptive father also counts! Although the adoptive father has become an adoptive mother (sad)], Lin Yuxia, Lapland)

As for why Warfarin is not included in the calculation...according to Warfarin's character, it doesn't make any sense whether her parents are present or not.Not to mention Amaya, just a lover.

It is not difficult to see that Zuan's XP has a lot of elements of "no parents, no betrothal gifts".But this is only based on the analysis of paternity testing. If it is placed in ordinary life, there will be many factions.Although it wasn't as outrageous as a palace fight, it was still very noisy.

When Shi Huaiya and Chen Huijie came home from get off work, Alina patted Shi Huaiya on the shoulder and said, "You're back just in time. It's time to eat. After eating, it's time to compete for the second month after Zu An wakes up."

"Ha... So what's the latest method of fighting? Yu-Gi-Oh! Three Kingdoms?"

"No, this is a game called Monopoly that Zu An asked people to make before he fell asleep. Because there are many people in the family, they need to be divided into several groups to compete in the finals. If it is Yu-Gi-Oh, 11 groups need to be divided, but Three Kingdoms, Game The king and the rich man can be divided into four groups together."

There are currently 22 people in the family (excluding Warfarin and Amaya), 16 people have been removed from the two groups of Eight-man Army, 4 people have been removed from Monopoly, and 2 people have been removed from Yu-Gi-Oh. Everything is just right.

As for the winning force of the eight-man army, they will directly send a representative to participate in the promotion competition, and then the final winner will be determined.If the force representative wins, then the time of the day is divided by the people of this force.

Chapter 5 The Three Kingdoms Kill in the Underworld, Carter has a strong desire

Jingzhe came back relatively late, so she didn't have to factor in such competition. After all, more than half of the first month after Zu An woke up was hers, and there was enough time for others to use some things. In exchange for time with Zu An, she didn't intend to do that.Yu Lilai said that she and Zu An should not have sex before marriage, not to mention that the two only had an oral engagement.

She planned to take Zu An back to the capital, then meet her father and agree on the engagement.Jingzhe is not worried that Zu An will rebel

Regret or something, if she regretted it, it would definitely not be Zu'an's way of doing things. Counting 30 days in a month, she could occupy Zu'an for 20 consecutive days in the first month of her awakening.

If you want to talk about why she can win 20 days...just kidding, she is Qilin, she is the one who will benefit the most after Zu An completes the Tiandao.

The remaining ten days are three days for Alina, three days for Mostima (the cheating part when combined with Alina), one day for Texas, half a day for Tallulah, and half a day for Croissant (actually Croissant). She didn't win, but couldn't bear it. She deceived Tahanhan) and W for two days, but one day she gave it to Warfarin, who didn't participate in the competition. For no other reason, she just wanted to see Warfarin being singled out by Zu An. The killing was tragic.

In the second month of the competition, the participants included Lemuan, who was laid off immediately and came to the dragon gate with Zuo Jia, Neng Angel, who worked hard to let his sister's children call his children sister/brother, and who wanted to earn more time. Croissant, who is easy to sell to other losing contestants, Shi Huaiya, who is often in estrus, Gladia, who is trying to adapt to the rules of the family, and the ghost shark who was seduced by the stupid killer whale to fight for time and then eat Zaun alone. , Bai Jin, who wants to win a lot of time to go on honeymoon with Zu An, and Lin Yuxia, who is urged by her parents to have a grandson/granddaughter.

There are eight players in total. Although Elini, who has just arrived, understands the rules, she has not yet understood the game, so she will not participate in this kind of competition for a long time.Zu An still owes her a date, which means that even if she doesn't participate in the battle for Zu An, she still has one day, it just depends on how Zu An arranges it.

Originally, Fiametta wanted to fight, but she saw the look in Chen's eyes, who was equally strong as her, and gave up the fight.Why did Chen Huijie resign?It’s to go to the coast of Iberia to visit Zuan!It's too much trouble to fight over things, so why not secretly be a humble girl and sneak away with Fiammetta, who usually has a good relationship with her.

Because she didn’t quite understand, Elini was here watching them play the game.

"Because there are eight people, let's just fight it out among the Three Kingdoms. This competition will take place in the first ten days of the second month."

The competition begins, starting with identity and generals.This scene is filled with warriors from the underworld.

When Zu An printed cards at home, he printed them according to the rules in the game, so many underworld things appeared.

The lord in position [-] is the powerful angel (Liu Zan), the position in position [-] is the loyal minister Kosong (Shen Guo Jia), the position in position [-] is the rebel thief Bai Jin (Xu Shao), the position [-] is the rebel Lin Yuxia (Jie Xusheng), the position [-] is the rebel The thief Leimiao An (Pu Yuan), the traitor Ghost Shark (the god Cao Cao) in the sixth position, the loyal minister Geledia (the god Gan Ning) in the seventh position, and the anti-thief Shi Huaiya (Cao Jinyu) in the eighth position.

Alina originally planned to be a host, but when she saw the military commander cards displayed by the eight people, she took pictures with her mobile terminal.This is the underworld.

Zu An must be very happy to see the underworld like this.

After Sora came back from the company, she went directly to her room and locked the door. She took off the ears and tail of her usual pretend Luper and put out her bunny ears.

Normally she would not be like this. Even in Penguin Logistics, paparazzi cannot be avoided, but here, she does not have to worry at all, not to mention whether paparazzi can enter this community.

Even if I get in, I'm afraid I'll be ripped off before I even shoot anything.The three killers in the house alone are enough to give the paparazzi a drink, not to mention the two policemen in the house.

"Huh... they are starting to compete for Zu An's time again..."

In fact, she also wanted to fight for it, but it was useless if she fought for it. After all, her normal life consisted of running back and forth between home and the company.

Now she couldn't have anything to do with Zu An like them, but... rabbits had a strong desire to reproduce, which made Kong feel very uncomfortable.

Most of the items with the scent of Zaun are placed in Shihuaiya's room. After all, Zuan always bathes in catnip, so it is understandable that Shihuaiya would be like this (?)

I looked at the time and saw that it was only eight o'clock in the evening, which was very early.

"It's a holiday tomorrow anyway..."

Sora decided to use his hands to give Zuan a try. Anyway, as long as that layer was not broken, the buttocks would not become loose. Rabbit has a lot of desires!

"Be careful...be careful and you'll be fine..."

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Kong stared at the ceiling with dull eyes. If it wasn't broken, it wasn't broken, but... this matter was not based on whether it was broken or not. The main reason was that the sheets had to be changed, and his body was quite tired.

The time is now three in the morning.

"This is completely different from what Xintrea said. It's so tiring... Is it possible that her physical fitness is so good? But Texas said that Platinum's physical fitness is the worst. Every time there is an activity, she has to inform her in advance. Let her recuperate for a few days."

Kong thought he had been deceived. He was exchanging physical strength for comfort. How could he explain his sheets to Alina tomorrow?He just said that he was so tired that he wet the bed... No, besides himself and Tallulah, they had experienced human affairs...

Sora didn't know that Platinum was in the true sense of the word. He didn't even move when he was talking to Zuan. Most of the time, Zuan was fully automatic, and rarely, it was semi-automatic.Platinum has gone through it twice on full autopilot, not to mention once when he was given an unknown amount of medicine by Zu An.

This excuse will definitely not work, right?Just change the sheets with Shuaiya's sheets... No, I'll just stuff the sheets into the washing machine now.

I feel like this plan is feasible, so I’ll propose it.

She stood up from her pants and pulled down the sheets to go to the bathroom. Then she was stunned.

"poetry…"

"Shh! There is no way. This period happens to be the peak period. If it doesn't work, I can only ask Skadi to go with me to the Iberian Sea to wait for Zaun, and then ask Skadi to go down and wake Zaun up."

Rabbit and Tiger looked at the sheets in each other's hands and were silent for a while, then stuffed them into the washing machine in one order.

"Why do you also..."

Shi Huaiya was still curious. After all, Kong looked like a girl with pure lust. She had no idea that Kong would do such a thing.

"As for Carters, it would be easy to do this just by thinking about this kind of thing... not to mention that it's not just a day or two that I want to kill that humpback whale."

When did it start specifically...probably from the first volume when I bought clothes for Zu An.There is no good intention at all, it's just a matter of lust.

"This is really... Does Zu An know?"

"Probably know."

Sora blushed and slipped back to his room in the dark.Compared to a special person like Shi Huaiya who is so thick-skinned that he can directly curse like a shrew, the thin-skinned Sora cannot discuss such things without changing his face.

Shi Huaiya looked at Sora who was running away with a subtle expression, and then returned to his room.

Chapter 6 Kexiche Variety Live Broadcast Disgusting Wei Yanwu

Time passed very quickly, and in a blink of an eye it was the Requiem Night at the end of 1097.

On the day of Requiem Eve, three new stars in the entertainment industry rose up. Although the way of rising was a bit strange, they still became an instant success.Longmen’s Requiem Night was meant to be a happy occasion, and it was.Happiness always belongs to most people, only a few people are very sad, such as a certain governor.

Although Zuan was sleeping, with the help of Zuan's momentum, Eureka, who was the unexpected No. 1 host, successfully got two temporary hosting positions, one was an interview program for newly debuted artists, and the other was For food tasting programs.

On the requiem night, Wei Yanwu spent time with Wen Yue at home. Wen Yue didn't want Bai Xue to be a light bulb, so she asked Bai Xue to go and play with Tallulah.At this time, the couple was watching this variety show out of boredom.Wenyue is not interested in variety shows. She only watches this variety show interview because Eureka is an interesting host.

At this time, Eureka was interviewing three rising stars on the TV. Needless to say, these three were naturally Gatanjeou, Isamara and Kosiche.When the white-haired Li Boli appeared on the TV screen, Wei Yanwu suddenly felt a chill. He stared at Kosiche on the screen. This abnormal behavior was naturally taken into account. Wen Yue's sight.

Wenyue now made a note in her notebook.

"Welcome the three new stars, would you like to introduce yourself first?"

"Hello everyone, I am Gatanjie Isamara, your little Gaga."

After half a year of ups and downs, Gatanje is no longer a dullard!She is now very comfortable in this area, and she has mastered this kind of public appearance to build up her faith. Then Isamara introduced herself, "Hello everyone, I am Isamara, um, that's it."

The introduction to herself ended with very concise words. Even after half a year of training and debut performance, Isamara still has not changed at all. She and Gatanjie want different things. She just wants to sing. In the end, Kosi cut it.

Cosiche, who looked like an aristocratic lady, cleared her throat and introduced in a cold female voice, "Hello everyone, I am Cosiche Isamara. I am very happy to be here with my eldest sister and second sister today. here."

Wei Yanwu's expression became very wonderful when he heard Kosiche.

"Welcome you three. You have attracted a lot of fans since your debut. What is the reason that made you embark on this path?"

Now everyone in this continent knows Isamara’s name, because Zuan Isamara’s movements are really too big, and these three people call themselves Isamara but they don’t see any movement from Zuan. This proves a lot of things. These three actresses are really related to Zu An.

"Let me start by saying, my reason is very simple, I want to sing, that's all."

Isamara quickly finished her reasons. Since her debut, she has always given people the impression of a natural girl with no mouth. After Isamara finished speaking, it was Gatanje who said, Gatanje (Just understand it as a monster girl) After thinking for a long time, "The reasons why I embarked on this path are very complicated, and the time has to start a long time ago."

Gatanjie's expression changed again and again, and her expression was full of sorrow. She began to tell the tragic experience of Ultraman Tiga Episodes 51 and 52, and she started crying at the end of the story. Of course, she consciously included the contents in the story. Some things have been modified. (Tiga’s official novel states that Gatanjie didn’t know what happened until his death.)

A little loli was having sex on the show like this, which instantly made many people angry.Eureka comforted Gatanje while passing the paper to him. After a while, it was finally Kosiche's turn.

Kosiche still had such a cold expression, and she spoke slowly: "Before I met the eldest sister and the second sister, I lived in Ursus. No... I should say that I actually lived in Longmen earlier. I am from Longmen. , then I went through some things and was kicked out of my home, and went to live in Ursus, in

During this experience, I met someone I will never forget.

This person changed me completely, and I worked extremely hard to one day let him see me as I am now. "

Wei Yanwu, who was watching TV, wanted to change the channel, but Wen Yue glanced at him and put down the remote control board.In the slums, Lin Gerui was also watching this variety show interview. At this time, he was holding his stomach and laughing. He had been waiting for this scene for a long time. If Zu An hadn't been there, he would have even wanted Zu An to take him there. Wei Yanwu's house saw Wei Yanwu kneeling on the washboard.

"Is it convenient to disclose this person's name?"

Since it was an interview, Eureka, who wanted to make money immediately, naturally chose to get to the bottom of things. Kosich nodded and replied: "There is nothing inconvenient. The person who has profoundly changed me is the current Governor of Longmen, Wei Yanwu. Sir, when Sir Wei fought against that hateful black snake, his heroic figure remained in my mind. How majestic and mighty it was, I can never forget it..."

The voice came from the TV. Wei Yanwu's mentality collapsed. He knew that Cosiche would look for an opportunity to take revenge and make him sick. Others didn't know what was going on, but people who experienced it back then knew it best. What could a bastard like Cosiche do? Can't you say it so ambiguously?It's not just me who beats you, but also that stinky rat. Why are you... so stupid?

Wei Yanwu suddenly understood. Lin Yuxia and Lin Gerui had a good relationship, and Koxiche was Zu An's dog. His two nieces looked at him as if they were enemies.

"I didn't expect that Mr. Wei and Cosiche would have such a romantic past."

Wen Yue's words were full of tenderness and meaning, but Wei Yanwu could hear the murderous intention directed at him in the tenderness, "I asked you why you ignored me for so long after that year ended. I just talked to Lin every day." We were together with that guy Ge Rui... It turned out that he had a fight with Kosich, which awakened the female in his heart..."

"Are you kidding? I have my whole heart for you."

Wei Yanwu started to sweat coldly, stop talking, Kosiche, stop talking, your old rival will die at home if you keep talking.

Kosich looked at the broadcast machine with a faint smile, "This is the reason why I entered this path. Of course, my criteria for choosing a mate are also a manly and domineering man like Mr. Wei. I heard my brother say, Wei Sir, he is famous for loving his wife, and she also listens to his words. I wonder if my lover will be like Sir Wei in the future. If so, I might as well be like Mrs. Wenyue."

It stands to reason that the show should have been stopped when Wei Yanwu was mentioned, but these three people named Isamara, and due to the fear of Zu An, the relevant personnel of the show could only grit their teeth and continue.

Chapter 7 I don’t know what to name it

It's a new day, and Wei Yanwu's knees are aching. Originally, he didn't care about Kosich, but now he can recognize him even if Kosich turns to ashes.But now Wei Yanwu not only has knee pain, but also has a headache. In front of him, his niece Chen Huijie, who he has high hopes for, is resigning with him.

"Master Wei, my intention to resign has been made very clear."

"The meaning is indeed clear."

Wei Yanwu looked at the resignation letter in his hand, "Then the reason? I need a reason."

"Infected. I want to verify whether Zuan is right through what I see and hear."

"How is it, and what is it not?"

Chen Huijie was silent for a moment, and she almost subconsciously said, "It's your fault, I will implement my idea, otherwise I will let him change it."

Wei Yanwu laughed, very loudly. His niece is just like him. She is not a strict husband at home?Can you convince Zu An to change it?

"I refuse. The position is reserved. You can do whatever you want. This position..."

Wei Yanwu lowered his voice, "Both as Governor Wei of Longmen and your uncle Wei Yanwu, I don't want you to resign."

"I understand, Mr. Wei, you can keep your job but you don't need to work and you can still get proof of salary."

"Wait, get paid?"

Chen Huijie's words will not be dealt with by Wei Yanwu. Where will he get his salary if he doesn't go to work?

"Are you going to apply for paid leave for who knows how long?"

The change in Wei Yanwu's tone made Chen Huijie realize that the person talking to her now was Wei Yanwu as her uncle, so her tone became casual: "Anyway, I won't die even if you die of old age. That guy Zu An is very selfish. If he doesn't die, If he does, none of us will die, he has a way to make people live forever."