The Great Teacher's Skill-First Classroom

"I see—" Hachiman nodded, "Pfft—hahahaha—"

Perhaps she felt that it would be more embarrassing to leave Hachiman outside knocking on the door, so after getting angry, Horikita Suzune still opened the door and let him in.

"You said you wouldn't laugh at me." Horikita Suzune locked the door and immediately started complaining.

"Understood." Hachiman raised his hands in surrender.

Judging from Horikita's sudden phone call, the story she told specifically noted that turtles are smart, which may be an analogy for her.

Then she said that the turtle couldn't turn over, which meant that she had encountered problems and difficulties.

but.

I never thought that in this day and age there would still be people who would get their hands stuck in kettles.

You know, he washes kettles every day and has never encountered such a thing.

LOL.

"Ahem...So why did it turn out like this?"

It was pointless to ask why since it had already happened, but Horikita also felt that it was stupid for her to be in this situation, so avoiding the topic was not helping her. She was a person with a very unique personality, and at times like this, just exposing her most embarrassing part would make her feel better afterwards.

"...If I say I accidentally slipped while washing the kettle and ended up like this, would you believe me?" Horikita said with a straight face.

Is it.

Hachiman nodded, expressing his belief.

As a human observer, I immediately came to a conclusion.

So when she was washing the kettle, she saw that it was about the same size as her hand, and suddenly she remembered seeing in the news that someone's hand was stuck in the kettle and couldn't lift it up, and she wanted to laugh at those people.

Then I suddenly tried it myself, and ended up looking like I couldn't do it.

Mmmmm.

Horikita-san really does do stupid things like this because she studies too much.

Hachiman grabbed the front of the kettle and pulled it forward, but Horikita was also pulled forward.

"..."

It’s a bit tight indeed.

"If you can't pull it out by yourself, it means it's stuck very tightly. Have you tried using soapy water?" Hachiman let go of her and said.

"I tried." Horikita said dejectedly.

That's why Horikita's body is a little wet now.

When Hachiman pulled Horikita's kettle over, he also brought her over, and inevitably touched her body. He could indeed feel the traces of water on her clothes.

She is a very independent person. She will solve any problem as soon as it arises. Although she called him just a few minutes ago, this also shows that she had been struggling with the kettle stuck in her hand for some time before.

What a poor kid.

"Soapy water is enough, and since I can put my hand in and pull it out, it should be possible to pull it out as well." Hachiman touched his chin.

"..."

Horikita Suzune remained silent because that was the truth.

Can't be pulled out.

"Poor kid..." Hachiman sighed, but then he suddenly said, "But since your hand is stuck now, your fighting ability is very low, right?"

"What do you want to do?"

Horikita's eyes were suddenly filled with vigilance.

because.

It was only at this moment that she suddenly realized that with her left foot injured and her right hand stuck in the kettle, her resistance was actually close to zero.

Now this is my own private room with good soundproofing, but Hachiman is of the opposite sex.

The real opposite sex.

"No." Hachiman said, "We are partners, aren't we?"

"Besides, I have no impulse towards you. If I marry you, you will definitely make me work in your family store, and I can't stand that."

"..." Horikita.

Horikita felt that this was not a safe excuse for the other party, but for this person, Horikita Suzune felt that rather than discovering that she was a beautiful girl with weak resistance, the other party would definitely consider the future.

Hikigaya-san wants to be a househusband, so naturally he doesn't want to inherit her family's shop.

Horikita Suzune seemed to feel somewhat relieved.

Knowing that the girl had a strong sense of pride, Hachiman immediately set out to help. "Since it's impossible to remove her hand using skill, then the only option is to use brute force to destroy it."

He lifted Horikita's hand and gestured slightly.

"I want to destroy this kettle and buy you a new one. At the moment, there is no simpler solution." Hachiman said.

"..." Horikita remained silent.

Because she had already tried all the feasible options, and in the end she got nothing but the current exhaustion.

So, now the only option is to destroy the kettle.

"But—does this require sending someone special with a chainsaw or something?"

Horikita recalled a horror movie she had seen as a child, one in which someone used a chainsaw to cut through a kettle. This required considerable control, or else the hand would be broken. Besides, most people wouldn't dare to use a chainsaw.

"Or use pliers or something like that."

Use pliers to pry the kettle open.

But the mouth of the kettle was now firmly wrapped around her arm, leaving no room for the pliers to be used.

In trouble.

"Then let's test the soapy water again. I can see you're a little scared," Hachiman said. "And maybe it's because you're not very comfortable with one hand, so you couldn't pull it out properly before."

Horikita didn't refuse.

When she sought help from Hachiman, she also thought that if this didn't work, then she would have to ask someone to use a chainsaw, but she was indeed a little reluctant to use the chainsaw.

So she didn't refuse, and Hachiman took her towards her bathroom, but he found that she was jumping around and because one of her hands was tied with the kettle, she had no way of maintaining her balance, and she walked slowly and crookedly.

So he had no choice but to move back to her body and pick her up by the waist.

"Hey!" Horikita was startled.

Because no matter what, you would be nervous if a boy suddenly hugged you.

"You're walking too slowly." Hachiman said skillfully.

And he felt that he was already familiar with picking up girls.

Oh.

Sure enough, such a strange thing as falling in love would never happen to her.

But Horikita thought so.

Then Horikita gave up resisting and was carried to the bathroom by Hachiman. She raised her arm with the kettle on it, and Hachiman first wet his hands, then applied bubbles, and then began to apply the bubbles on the skin where her hand and the kettle met.

“It’s so itchy—”

"patience."

After lubricating it thoroughly, Hachiman poured more water little by little between Horikita and the kettle.

"Use more force." When she felt that it was almost time, she grabbed Horikita from behind. This was not to take advantage of her, but because she was worried that she would fall due to inertia when the kettle was pulled out. She also had an injured foot, so she did not look at all reassuring.

"Yeah." Suzune didn't refuse. She was just a straightforward person and didn't know anything, so she knew that Hachiman was protecting her now.

boom!

Luck did not leave them. After doing this, Horikita experienced a moment of pain, but her body subconsciously moved backwards, but was completely blocked by Hachiman.

"Huh." She breathed a sigh of relief.

Because the kettle was finally pulled out. The sealed right hand regained its freedom.

"Gurgle--" At this time, a strange sound came from the faucet.

"Maybe the water is out."

Hachiman said.

At this time, Qing carried her out again and wiped her hands with a bath towel to dry them. "It seems that there is something wrong with what you said."

Hachiman said, "The arm has turned slightly blue. It definitely wasn't put in when I washed the kettle this morning."

"...It happened last night." Lingyin said, trying to keep a straight face.

Because it is a very shameful thing.

It's so funny, there really are such stupid people.

And I was trapped by a mere kettle for a whole day.

However, Hachiman still considerately pressed her uncomfortable right hand.

"That—" Horikita found that Hachiman's technique made her very comfortable, but she was still a little embarrassed, "Thank you... this time. But... why are you... uh... so good to me?"

Because your clothes now are super transparent, and you keep giving me benefits, what can I do?

Hikigaya is desperately fantasizing about marrying Horikita Suzune in the future, and then having her give him a terrible life as a chef in her family's restaurant to resist the temptation now.

but.

It was probably best not to tell her that. Hachiman suspected he would be knocked down by the other party's uninjured foot.

"This is what your brother asked," Hachiman said. "Didn't he ask you to study with me before? And now I've achieved my goal of being promoted to Class A. Chabashira-sensei has fulfilled his wish, and I've received the point reward, but you don't want any.

So it makes sense to be a little bit considerate of the silly things you might do."

Is it.

This sentence made Horikita feel discouraged, because it meant that she was still useless.

"But how did you think of putting your hand in the kettle?" Hikigaya asked curiously.

"I just don't think we can do this." Since this fact has already happened, Horikita Suzune no longer hides it, "But I want to test it."

"I understand," Hachiman said. "It's like seeing a sign on a light bulb saying not to put it in your mouth. I just wanted to test it."

"So actually, seeing you do it, I also want to try it." Hachiman said, "Like this——"

Hachiman took action, but his hand remained suspended in the air above the kettle.

"I won't do that." Hachiman said.

Her fingers regained their instinct and Lingyin wanted to stand up, but she only then realized that her body was wet.

Looking down, it seemed that too much water had splashed on me while trying to get the kettle out this morning.

The clothes got wet in an instant.

"..."

"..."

By the way, she suddenly remembered that Hachiman's eyes had not been on her face since the beginning. She had always thought he was looking at her hands, but now...

Chapter 187: Hikigaya Hachiman's Disaster (8nd update k)

Horikita Suzune finally realized that she seemed to be exposed.

"Don't look!" However, Horikita-san somehow found the strength to push him away.

"Hey!"

Hachiman suddenly cried out, because Horikita's push just now really got his hand stuck in the kettle.

"..." Hachiman.

"..." Horikita.

The air seemed silent for a moment.