"........"

Looking at the netizens on the Internet who are not in a normal state of mind, as well as the "Chenggu" who claims to be 48 years old and who has the ID of "Bochi Silverhand" who attacks him on the Internet all day long, Kitahara Cangye, He couldn't help but frown slightly.

Who is the person who "takes care of"? He can be said to be the ultimate thirteenth level saint. Since entering the group chat, he has been going astray. He has acquired the abstract spirit of the Internet world. He has practiced the ultimate bad breath and the evil way of fighting the underworld. He is a very good person. Vicious, as long as he is present, 48% to [-]% will bring the flames of war here - As for why "Cheng Gu" only fights with himself, Kitahara Cangye actually doesn't know much about it, but the thought of fighting with this [-]-year-old Lao Deng always felt an inexplicable pleasure in relieving stress when typing on the keyboard. The young man, whose mental state had already been seriously ill, also intervened in the group chat quite tacitly.

Pochi Silverhand: It looks like a cat.

Undertaken by:?

Cheng Gu: Don’t we need to take the college entrance examination? Why are we still online?Have you already chosen your favorite tutoring program?

Pochi Silverhand: Did I choose you well? The old guy who collects rent all day long, I’ll give you a slap to see if you still lose your mind.

Cheng Gu: You know that my daughter is currently having a study meeting with her classmates. Look at you, little bastard. When are you going to return to the water? I can only say that you have a promising future???

Pochi Silverhand: ????Have a study meeting?That's pretty awesome. Then where will your daughter go to get a higher education? It won't be a local vocational and technical college, right?

Cheng Gu: My daughter is going to take the Waseda exam with her friends. How about you, Mr. Pochi?

Pochi Silverhand: Should I get admitted to Dongda University?

Cheng Gu: You are starting to talk nonsense, but it’s okay, little Boqi. My uncle knows that you are under a lot of pressure from studying and are mentally exhausted. My uncle doesn’t mind you, but don’t worry. If you switch from junior college to a technical secondary school, I will The factory arranges for you to go to the workshop to lick the cloth shoes of fellow workers.

Pochi Silverhand: Chenggu, when will you die?

The online war between a 17-year-old high school student and a 48-year-old old man continues as always.

Kitahara Cangye's ten fingers turned into flowers on the mobile phone screen, and the vast sea of ​​low-quality Chinese essence was output into concrete sentences and the most filthy words, which turned into bone-scraping steel knives on the Internet, and abstractions that had never been seen before. The old man goes up to fight, with one finger growing flowers and ten fingers blossoming lotus. The so-called Zuan pianist is nothing more than this.

But it was obvious that the strength of the 48-year-old landowner opposite him was really unfathomable. He could connect the power of heaven and earth with just a snap of his fingers. The fifty-syllable diagram shook wildly, and the false notes formed a dragnet key array. His terrifying mouth The smell combined with the seemingly cultured Western language inspired a terrifying killing aura, which seemed to be enough to crush the void.

In an instant, the two fighting masters fought to the end of the Eight Wastelands, and the avenue was almost wiped out in an instant.

Of course, other members of the Slothfish No. [-] rap label seemed to be getting used to the online fights between themselves and Cheng Gu.

Hometown Chang'an: Why do you feel that these two guys have become more and more abstract in the days when Sloth Fish has not been updated?

Mao Maotou: The withdrawal reaction is like this. After all, Slothfish has updated a warm music song last Christmas in the past six months. It has not made any special moves recently. It is understandable that some fans are anxious.

Bai confessed: .....I barely understand, but every time I see these two people with an age gap of more than 30 years, I still can't help but sigh that the sloth fish really has an outrageous power, just by relying on it. Listening to music can bring all the patients of all ages together~

Hometown Chang'an: Yes...Oh, so I'm also very curious about what Sloth Fish has been up to recently. Why is there no news at all about music? Why don't you make an announcement?

White confession: ..... A guess, Sloth Fish and the others are not going to take the college entrance examination, right?

Pochi Silverhand:?

Seeing someone in the group chat mentioning that Sloth Fish might be an option for high school students, for a moment, Kitahara Cangye, who is now 17 years old and in her senior year of high school, couldn't help but have her pupils tremble.

Pochi Silverhand:?How can it be?Are the people in the sloth fish high school students?Even if I were beaten to death, I wouldn’t be able to believe it.

Bai Feng: I'm just raising a small possibility... After all, their accounts haven't been updated for a long time. It's hard to rule out the possibility that they are actually jk and dk.

Cheng Gu: .....I see, the sloth fish is actually a high school student. Although it always feels outrageous, it really feels like a hero emerging from a young boy.

Pochi Silverhand:?No, Cheng Gu, why do you directly agree with this speculation?Do you really think that the singer you have been listening to is a high school student?

Cheng Gu: I don’t think it’s impossible. After all, high school students nowadays are pretty good—except for you, a little kid who spends all day typing on the Internet.

Pochi Silverhand:?

Hometown Chang'an: Clam, Cheng Gu can really blame Bo Qi every time.

Mao Maotou: This is what secret love is like.

White Confession: Okay, family, don’t be too outrageous - think about it carefully, if Mr. Slothfish’s true identity is really two high school kids, wouldn’t we not be able to hear their new songs this year?

Mao Maotou: ....Yeah, if they were really high school students, wouldn't the sloth fish have to stop playing for a whole year?

Hometown Chang'an: Isn't it?After finishing the game, I won’t be able to hear Mr. Slothfish’s new songs for the next half a year. Don’t you want this kind of thing????

"........"

Everyone who was watching the online fan group chat of Slothfish’s No. [-] rap label seemed to have begun to give up their expectations for the abstract musician’s updates. There were even moments of considerable disappointment, saying “Porky Silver” "Hand" id, Mr. Kitahara Aoba, an ordinary high school student in Toyama Prefecture, also felt complicated at this moment.

Although he still feels that the fact that the musician he likes is actually the same age as him is a bit outrageous... But if the two Slothfish people are really high school students, doesn't it mean that they are also in high school? Like yourself, do you have to worry about further education and graduation?

.....Is it because they have such troubles that they can't keep their music updated?

Beihara Cangye, who was paralyzed on the bed and gave up fighting with Cheng Gu to the end of the Eight Wastelands, couldn't help but sigh at this moment.

Although when I am bored, I always like to chat casually in this online fan group created by Slothfish fans to relieve depression, but I realized that my idol is probably just like me, but a person with many things to consider and worry about. When he was an ordinary person, the young man always felt a strange feeling rising in his heart.

........What exactly is the sloth fish doing now?

Are they studying together in silence, or are they confused about the future? It is impossible to secretly write songs or even prepare for some big moves... After all, they are also high school seniors, and some career moves should be completed. Maybe less.

Kitahara Aoi, who was silently thinking about what his idol should do now if he were a high school student, couldn't help but have a lot of thoughts at this moment.

but.

It was at the moment when he was thinking about this.

A new push popped up at this moment.

"........Um?!"

He was somewhat surprised by the message that suddenly popped up. The young man tilted his head slightly, and when he saw the word "Sloth Fish" written in the message in the forced reminder pop-up window, his expression changed quite a bit. .

"Sloth fish?!"

It's true that Cao Cao Cao has arrived. Kitahara Cangye, who was originally thinking about whether these two strange musicians, Sloth Fish, would release new songs, finally received the news that she loved to see the most.

Of course... Although it was really fun to see his idol suddenly release a new update, he seemed to be a little wary in his heart. The boy who couldn't believe that Sloth Fish really released a new song couldn't help but feel like this. Thinking:

"...It's not like those cooking vlogs again, is it?"

Forcibly suppressing his excitement, the boy pretended to be calm and opened the pop-up window of the forced reminder and entered the Slothfish's Youtube homepage.

at this moment.

The boy clearly saw a tweet that exceeded his imagination.

(To all the fans who have been silently supporting us.)

(Thank you for your encouragement to us, and thank you for urging us to update. Recently, due to academic and work problems, Slothfish has suspended updates for half a year. I am really sorry for making everyone wait for so long. In order to give back to you, this month On the 24th, Sloth Fish will hold a concert at the auditorium of Momoyamaen Middle School in Toyama Prefecture, bringing you several new songs in a new style.)

(Online ticket sales are now open. The estimated number of seats for this concert is about 24. Thank you for your support. I hope I can bring you a perfect experience on the [-]th.)

(by. sloth fish)

After reading the entire tweet in full.

Beihara Cangye's mobile phone fell to the ground with a clatter.

I like his words very much:

"........ah?"

......

Pretty obvious.

After the Slothfish account released the news about the concert and opened online ticket sales and seat selection, the entire fan base exploded at this moment!

Some people marveled that they had waited for half a year to actually wait for Sloth Fish’s new song and offline concert; some marveled that Sloth Fish actually had to worry about studies and various things; others were always mysterious and never revealed too much about it. There is a lot of personal information, but now the people in the sloth fish are preparing to show their faces, and they have become quite curious.

(Tell me, what kind of people are the two sloth fishes... Although they are basically teenagers, I am suddenly curious about what they look like offline!)

(Yes, yes! To be honest, I have been looking forward to the two younger brothers and sisters of Slothfish showing their faces... I have been a mother fan for two years, and I will definitely go to the front row to kiss them hard. Kiss my baby???)

(Although I am really looking forward to it, I am suddenly a little worried... Recently, the YouTube blogger Guateduo and vtb are all over the place. If it is a sloth fish, one of the two people actually has pus on his face. , what should I do with the stubby limbs, green body, and 350-pound Bogo Jinchuuriki? I don’t want my dream to be shattered????)

(?No, that’s not the case. Slothfish is not vtb, and it’s not a fandom, so I don’t really mind what it looks like, as long as the song is good enough.)

(Yes, yes! I don’t care what the two sloth fish look like! Because no matter what, they are my babies????)

"........."

Looking at the continuous comments made by his mother's fans and normal fans on the Internet, for a moment, Kurihara Saki, who had just finished eating and was about to wash the dishes, couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart:

"...It's so scary, why do we still have this type of fans?"

"That's not normal - sloth fish are so popular on the internet, they must be on top of species diversity."

"That's what I said, but seeing everyone like this, I suddenly felt a little nervous~"

Her voice was slightly trembling, as if she was afraid of those extreme mother fans and some fans with weird tones. Kurihara Saki, who had no experience performing on stage in the past, was indeed trembling uncontrollably now.

"Okay, don't worry~"

Seeing some unusual changes in the expression of his best friend, Mr. Mochizuki, who had just finished drawing the latest issue of Chainsaw Man with Mochizuki, suddenly came to the rescue on a whim and decided to comfort him:

"Leaving aside the mental state of Slothfish fans, I feel that everyone is at least quite friendly...so just relax and accompany Ali to the show. I will give you some information below. Waving the flag to cheer.”

"Um...really?"

"of course it's true."

Takegami Kasumi patted her chest seriously, and then stroked Kurihara Saki's little head like a doting lover:

"Anyway, don't be afraid. We are not friends. You can rely on me if you need it, right?"

"...Hmm~"

Feeling that Teacher Kocheng's puppy paws were messing up her long hair, Kurihara's mother couldn't help but enjoy herself and slumped on the pillow of her wheelchair, letting her best friend soothe her soothingly.

The atmosphere seems to be really good, and the two girls who obviously don't agree with each other are getting along very harmoniously. But looking at the dog-eyed president and Kurihara's mother, Mochizuki always has a feeling of his own in his heart. The subtle feeling of a mother being taken care of by her own little mother——

Ever since, the young man finally took action.

"Cough cough."

Clearing her throat and interrupting the two best friends who were still getting along with each other, Mochizuki turned his head to Kurihara Saki and couldn't help but say:

"Okay, okay... In short, don't be nervous. Whether it's Teacher Xiaocheng or Teacher Dayou, they will call on their relatives and friends to support us."

"That's right!"

Snapping his fingers lightly, as if he had mentioned the most important thing, Takegami Kasumi said:

"Just prepare the new songs with Ali. We will help create the atmosphere and so on - this is Sloth Fish's first concert. As a family and friends group, we must go all out."

"Um...thank you, thank you."

After listening to the encouragement from Takegami Kasumi and Mochizuki Ri, Kurihara Saki, who was easily nervous when encountering these things, even though he had always behaved very maturely, scratched his head in embarrassment:

"Although there are only 2000 people in this concert, I will try my best to cheer up everyone present."

"Come on."

Looking at the serious two people in front of him, Takegami Kasumi couldn't help but smile.

It has been a full year since I found out that the two of them are actually sloth fish——

During these 365 days, the girl watched the two children move from clumsiness to proficiency, moving forward step by step with a slightly childish maturity... In the blink of an eye, the high school career is about to end, and countless graduates Life is about to embark on a new journey. As sloth fish, can they also move to a broader stage?

Kasumi Takegami doesn't know, and she doesn't know whether the two will reach the Tokyo Dome of their dreams.

But...looking at them seriously in front of me.

The girl's mood is indeed quite happy:

"Speaking of which, this is my first time to watch a concert in Toyama Prefecture... Since this is your first live show, how long are you going to do, Saki-chan, and how many songs are you going to sing?"

"That's a good question."

Hearing his best friend ask, Kurihara Saki snapped his fingers:

"Ali, you should have compiled the playlist. Can you take it out and show it to our teacher, Xiao Cheng?"

"okay."

After receiving instructions from Kurihara's mother, Mochizuki just made a gesture, then took out a well-printed song list and handed it to the little president Dog Eyes:

"Teacher Xiaocheng, you can take a look. We will prepare for this concert for about an hour. We will sing about ten songs, including three new songs. We should make up for the updates we owed in the past."

"...Is that so?"

After a cursory glance at the playlist with furry dog ​​eyes, Takegami Kasumi noticed something strange:

"Wait a minute...why do you still have Chinese songs?"

"Ah, this is one of our new songs."

Kurihara Saki snapped his fingers and added:

"Because I feel that China's music market has great potential, we all want to test the waters to see if it can work."

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