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Having said that, the actions of the person in front of me were already the result of Rin's influence. If he hadn't been influenced by Rin, he might have done something more willful.

"I'm here to collect the rental fee! Call out that bastard who is shamelessly exposing his breasts all day long and saying, 'My body has nothing to cover'."

Although the King of Heroes was also present, Ishtar thought it was some wise king who borrowed her temple, not the King of Heroes who had become a heroic spirit.

As the saying goes, every wrongdoer has his own debtor, and Ishtar said she still understands this truth.

It must be mentioned that Ishtar had been staying in the temple to rest in the past few days to calm down, so he did not come to collect debts.

However, today she sensed that Chen Ling and others were all gathered in the palace, so she was about to go out, right?But the aura of everyone in the palace is there, even the aura of the Hero King, but not the aura of the Wise King?

It's really strange. The guy's aura was obviously there yesterday, but why is it gone today?

Ishtar didn't know if there was something wrong with her perception or something else. In short, she thought that she might not be able to collect the debt without the wise king, so she rushed straight into the palace without saying a word.

"I'm sorry, Lord Ishtar, although I understand that you don't like the king's dress, but to be honest, you are more exaggerated. As a goddess, I hope you can be more dignified and decent. You are dressed like this. It will teach bad things to children.”

"Ha~~~!? This lady's body is so perfect, there is nothing that needs to be covered up! Besides, the first thing people in Uruk should learn from birth is not to look directly at my lady's body, right? ? If anyone looks at you with an obscene look, I will curse his eighteen generations of ancestors on the spot."

The goddess Ishtar spread her slender and proud legs, stretched out her slender and tight waist, and puffed out her slightly apologetic breasts. Her memory was worse than that of a goldfish, and she did not realize that the lines she had just dissed were completely used. On myself.

This goddess who is extremely willful and has no sense of shame is the patron saint of Uruk.Siduli obviously had a headache and covered her forehead, while others present also felt that they could no longer watch.

Even the King of Heroes couldn't help but feel angry at this time.

"Anyway, I'm here to collect debts, so hurry up and call that exhibitionist out."

"I'm sorry, Lord Ishtar, King Gilgamesh passed away early yesterday morning. You won't be able to see him for a short time."

"What? Died!?"

Ishtar was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then suddenly looked back at the empty throne, and then looked back at Siduri with a complicated face...confirming that this was not a lie.

Siduri is a capable priest who is highly recognized by even the willful Ishtar. She will definitely not say such serious things casually.

Later, after Siduri explained the cause of Gilgamesh's death, Ishtar was so surprised that she couldn't close her mouth and just stared at the empty throne.

"——Pfft~! Pfft hahahahahahaha~! Being crushed to death by mud and stone slabs, actually being smashed to death——hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~! You deserve it—ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha~ ~~~"

Super Invincible burst into laughter.

The great goddess has no ladylike manners at all. She held her stomach and smiled. She simply curled up like a shrimp and fell to the ground. She rolled back and forth and slapped the floor. Her beautiful face was distorted. Yan Yi's expression changed.

This look looks very familiar.

Ritsuka and Mashu remembered that when they were resting and relaxing in Fuyuki City, Tohsaka Rin had indeed laughed like this while watching a comedy show on the TV station.

Although on the surface she is an all-powerful and desirable top student, Rin Tosaka's private life is actually surprisingly lazy.Normally, I still maintain the elegant family motto, so I wind up and force myself to do it, but when I relax during the Chinese New Year, my true nature is completely exposed.

After laughing happily, Ishtar slowly recovered, but soon she realized a very serious problem.

If the wise king dies, who will she ask for debt?

Thinking of this, Ishtar couldn't help but look at the King of Heroes.

As the saying goes, every wrongdoer has his own debtor. Although you are not a wise king, you are still Gilgamesh. Since they are all Gilgamesh, it is not impossible to ask you to collect debts.

However, the King of Heroes refused to repay the debt.

"It's ridiculous. What does the debt he (the wise king) owes have anything to do with this king (my hero king)?"

So, the seemingly not very smart goddess Ishtar was convinced.

Well, it’s not that Ishtar is unsmart, but she probably guessed that the King of Heroes would not repay the debt of the Wise King, even if they were both Gilgamesh, and Gilgamesh was a man who valued his wealth extremely. Guy, it's one thing to be generous. Naturally, he won't give away his wealth for no reason, especially when the person he hates most is Ishtar.

If someone refuses to repay the debt, what else can she do?

Take it by force?Are you kidding? Didn’t you see so many people on the other side?No matter how confident she was in herself, she still didn't think she could defeat a group of heroic spirits led by Chen Ling and the King of Heroes.

Speaking of which, why are there a few more 'Sakura's on the opposite side?

...Oh, it’s BB, Lilith and Lip.

Ishtar recognized the three BB girls after simply checking Rin's memories, and after recognizing these three girls, she made another plan.

Just kidding, although these three are not goddesses, they are existences that combine the properties of multiple goddesses. Their combat power is also among the top among super-standard top heroic spirits, not even much worse than ordinary gods.

Since there is no way to collect debts by force, the only option is to go to the creditor himself.

"With that exhibitionist's strength, no matter how tired he is, he won't be hit by a mudstone and die on the spot, right? So, this is a good thing done by that insidious female fox, right?"

It should be said that these two were old enemies in mythology, and Ishtar could tell at a glance that the culprit was Ereshkigal.

Well, actually she had already guessed this the moment she heard King Xian was beaten to death by a stone slab, but he still laughed when he should.

After all, a king who was smashed to death by a stone slab would sound funny no matter how he heard it.

"This goddess can help you find trouble with the female fox, but it is not without cost. As long as you offer a sufficient amount of gems, I will reluctantly help."

Well, this goddess has not forgotten to do business at this time. It seems that she really likes things like gems.I don’t know if it’s because of Rin’s influence or because she likes this kind of thing, or if both of them aggravate the condition?

Please help Ishtar?

Chen Ling was a little hesitant. After all, if he remembered correctly, this girl would be a scumbag with no fighting power as long as she went to the underworld.

It seems that there is no difference between her and her.

However, it seems to be quite good as a target.

Chen Ling thought for a moment, then looked at the King of Heroes, who understood and stepped forward.

"I made a promise to another king. As long as you successfully rescue the other king, he will pay three times the previous debt as a reward for saving him. However, if you fail to do this, then You will have to pay three times as much as three times the previous debt as a penalty for not completing the contract."

After saying that, the King of Heroes formally took out a contract paper, engraved the words he just said on it, and then used magic power to add the name 'Gilgamesh (Wise King)' on the signature of the contract.

After doing this, he handed the signing document to Ishtar and motioned for the other party to sign as well.

At this time, Chen Ling was a little surprised by what the King of Heroes said about signing the contract.

'As long as you successfully rescue another king'...

'As long as you take action'...

Let me go, after arriving in the underworld, Ishtar is just a scumbag, how can he take action?At that time, she would have no choice but to hide and watch the battle, and be a fool.

So, Jill, are you a prophet?Or did his keen intuition make him subconsciously formulate the signing like this?

If Ishtar really signed this contract, they would finally recover the soul of the wise king, but Ishtar, who had no way to take action, would be considered a breach of the contract. Then not only would she not be able to obtain triple the debt If you don't pay enough, you will still owe the wise king three times the debt.

At this time, Chen Ling could already imagine how Ishtar would look sad knowing that he owed so much debt.

"Three times the debt... Hehe, suck it~~~"

The willful and noble goddess of Venus actually showed a drooling posture in front of the public, which further made everyone a little confused.

However, the willful Venusian goddess was clearly not satisfied yet.

"No, three times is too little. After all, he is the king of Uruk. His life is not worth such a few gems, right? Four times, five times... no, ten times! Yes, he has to pay ten times the debt. Only gems will do!”

The King of Heroes couldn't help but raise his eyebrows when he heard this, and then changed the three times on the contract to ten times as required by the other party.Of course, the fine will also be doubled.

Ishtar didn't care about this. She was so confident and even arrogant, how could she think that she would fail?This penalty is negligible.

At this time, Chen Ling looked at Ishtar with as much sympathy as he could muster.By then, Ishtar may not have a crying face, but a broken face.

Chapter 80: There is no shortcut, defeat her honestly!

"As you can see, the goddess Ishtar has temporarily become our ally."

Although everyone was watching the whole process, Chen Ling still announced it deliberately.

However, precisely because they saw the whole process in front of their eyes, everyone's impression of this goddess really couldn't be any better, and some people even secretly looked at her with contempt.

Well, the goddess's bargaining and drooling expression just now was a bit too much.Anyway, the other party's performance was really disappointing. At least Siduri said goodbye and left to continue working as soon as Ishtar made the contract with the King of Heroes.

Siduri couldn't leave as soon as possible. She was afraid that if she left later, she might see Ishtar's bad side a few more times and doubt her faith.

Although no one expressed their welcome to Ishtar's temporary joining, our Venus goddess still maintained a proud expression with her waist raised and her chin raised. It is a good thing to be so confident anytime and anywhere.

"So? Do you want to set off now? You have to be well prepared to break into the dank vixen's lair. You have to go through seven doors and then confront her in person. If you have anything to do, do it quickly."

The sooner you get her done, the sooner you can get the pile of gems!Thinking of the future harvest, Ishtar seemed to have the emperor not to be anxious and the eunuch to be anxious.

"Go through the seven doors and then face off against her in person? Why does this feel like a level-breaking game?"

Ritsuka seemed to have discovered Hua Dian and asked curiously.

"It's actually a game. Didn't I say it before? Ereshkigal is the absolute god of the underworld. Even my father, the supreme god 'An', must bow to that woman in the underworld... or It is said that we are trying our best to avoid going to the underworld, because life and death are in the hands of that woman."

Although he wanted to take action immediately, but others would drag him back, Ishtar decided to give some general information about that person first.

"The power of Ereshkigal is fundamentally different from the gods of the underworld in other myths. Osiris in Egypt, Hades in Greece, King Yama in the East, etc., all over the world Most of the Lords of the Underworld are basically given the position of Lord of the Underworld, which is equivalent to office workers taking up their posts to work."

Osiris, the Egyptian pharaoh, became the king of the underworld after his death and entering the underworld.Hades is the brother of Zeus and Poseidon. He was assigned to the underworld when he and his brothers drew lots to allocate positions.The Yama King of the East and the Yama King of the Ten Palaces also have similar assigned positions, and they are all jobs held by people who have become deceased.

"But Ereshkigal is different. She has been sacrificed to the underworld since she was born. Because the gods of Sumer are not willing to take charge of that dark, damp and unlucky place, but if there is no owner in the underworld, life and death will be disturbed. Cycle, so they specially gave birth to a new god and sent it there. Therefore, conceptually, Ereshkigal is not so much the master of the underworld, but the consciousness of the underworld itself. It is not that she holds a management position in the underworld, It’s because of her that the underworld exists.”

"This sounds very pitiful. When she was just born, she was sent to a place that everyone despised, and then she couldn't get out for the rest of her life... It's a shame that her parents didn't feel sorry for her."

"Because we gave birth to children in order to have such a useful tool in the first place. Our cruelty and cruelty are not inferior to any myth in the world. This is true for other pantheons, and the same is true for us Sumerians."

A smile full of mockery and danger appeared on Ishtar's face, and she laughed heartily at the Sumerian gods, including herself.

At the same time, she also subconsciously looked at the other goddesses present.Regarding her remarks, neither the Twin Goddess nor Parvati had any intention to refute her remarks.

That's right, the so-called gods are definitely not companions of humans. To judge gods based on human ethics is a kind of arrogance in itself.They should be recognized as different creatures, and keeping a distance is the smartest way to deal with them.

Even kind-hearted gods would not deny this. They are kind-hearted, but they do not understand these things because of it.Parvati also understood this, so even if she had the idea of ​​defending the Indian pantheon, she would not refute Ishtar's words.

After all, she did tell the truth.

Anyway, the topic returned to Ereshkigal, and Ishtar continued to explain her existence in a stereotyped voice without emotion.

Because she is the goddess sent there to activate the underworld. Except for certain special periods or methods, Ereshkigal will basically not leave the underworld.

The last time she was able to appear in the human world, Ishtar was slightly startled when he saw her. Didn't Nizi pay a high price to leave the underworld for a short time?

However, although it is true that the underworld has great restrictions on Ereshkigal, it also has absolute control over the underworld.

The underworld and hell in other myths around the world have basically had stories of being broken into.Typical examples are Hercules and Sun Wukong, who returned to the world after making a big fuss. Hades and Hades can probably form a victim alliance.

But only Ereshkigal was different.

The underworld of Sumer was inviolable, and even the supreme gods could not interfere in underground affairs.Ereshkigal essentially maintained a detached posture, and no one could infringe on her authority.

Having said this, Ishtar stopped.

However, a certain Chaldean doctor who was also participating in the meeting and listening to Ishtar's information added the last bit of explanation to Ishtar without any clue.

"In Sumerian mythology, Ishtar, the great mistress of the sky, once broke into the underworld. She took the seven treasures she collected with her and broke in with full vigor and vigor... and then passed through He was deprived of all his treasures during the Seven Doors of Judgment of the Dead, and was even killed when he finally met Ereshkigal himself... After that, the gods of Sumeria interceded for him one after another, and even The Supreme God also personally came to the scene to make peace, saying that the world cannot live without the mistress of the sky, and Ereshkigal only opened the door and returned Ishtar's soul..."

"That's roughly it - but even though it's true, you still make me angry when you say it so casually. You sound like a coward, so shut up!"

"what......"

Only then did Dr. Roman realize that he had told someone about their dark history in front of someone. For a moment, he didn't dare to say anything else for fear of angering the goddess of Venus who had become an ally.

Let’s not mention Dr. Roman for the moment. In short, it is true that Ishtar broke through the underworld in the myth and failed miserably.

Known as the most unruly of the Sumerian gods, Ishtar, the mistress of the sky, robbed houses as if she were eating and drinking. After even the myth of the Bull of the Sky was destroyed, she sent down divine punishment and killed Enkidu. .The only failure in her story that can truly be called a failure is entering the underworld.

It is a unique story in which a god breaks into the underworld but is brutally killed, and then must be resurrected by asking the other gods to put down their arrogance and join forces to plead for mercy.This shows how unique Ereshkigal's status was in Sumer.

So what can we do to deal with this literally 'invincible' goddess?

"There is no shortcut. Just break through the seven gates of the underworld openly and defeat the goddess head-on."

Finally, Chen Ling made this judgment.

Chapter 81: The troops are divided into three groups! Provoking three powerful enemies at the same time

Facing Chen Ling's conclusion, Ma Xiulixiang and other women were surprised.This was the first time that Chen Ling said such words about defeating her openly.

This doesn't sound like something a prudent person would say, but rather like something a barbarian would say.

It's like - my plan is to rush in and kill the opponent, so bullshit and rude.

Of course, for a knight who truly abides by the spirit of chivalry, that is what should be done.

However, Chen Ling is not a knight. Although he holds the Holy Sword of Salvation and wears knight armor, he is indeed not a knight in the true sense.

In this case, it is basically impossible for him to use tactics such as direct confrontation.

However, just when Li Xiang asked her question, the goddess of Venus suddenly spoke up.