The faded person who shuttles between the everyday and the extraordinary

"...Why do I feel that your moral values ​​are a little different from what I imagined?"

"It is natural that the concepts of gods and demigods, and demigods and humans, have deviations. Once you live for tens of thousands of years, you will almost understand that as long as you live up to your true intentions, no matter what means you use to achieve your goal, you should not be criticized. Condemn, at least you shouldn’t feel guilty, otherwise living will be too tiring.”

"I see, as long as you have clear thoughts and a clear conscience, you mean it's fine?"

Does this guy sometimes deliberately don't say it directly?That is to say, although it seems to be serious, it is actually a bit half-hearted?A middle school student who is thousands of years old or even ten thousand years old? ——An Yan inexplicably remembered that she had said that she would betray everyone when they first met, and such conjectures appeared in her mind unconsciously.

Of course, he still doesn't know yet, but his guess is actually - completely correct!

Because the dark moon ring that Lani used to give to her partner was engraved with the words "No one is allowed to take this thing; all the loneliness on the other side of the night belongs only to me" which is not easy to comment on.

"What? What kind of look are you looking at?" Lani noticed his gaze and narrowed her eyes unconsciously: "What do you want to say? How about you say it directly?"

"It's okay...don't worry about it."

"Then you'd better prepare early. The seeds of the golden tree will appear soon. The real challenge hasn't even begun yet. It's just like this... What do you want me to say to you? And don't expect me to give you any more this time. What's the good thing about you? If you give me your soul, I can ask my body to find someone to help me get what I need."

"for example?"

"Knowledge, right? After all, this is the most convenient way to transmit it in the soul."

"I can give it on credit..."

"No credit."

"What if I die in front of you?"

"If fate is like this, even God can't change it." Lani's refusal was quite thorough, with a completely non-negotiable attitude, which actually made him give up the idea of ​​bargaining, and changed the topic: "Speaking of which... .When I was sleeping, I seemed to accidentally hear your voice, can you explain it to me?"

"I don't know how to interpret dreams?"

"No, I just happened to hear that you seemed to mention something about me, so I want to know what you are thinking about me?"

"....Really or not? You will know if I mention you?"

"Of course, you are my believer, and I am only a believer like you." Lani looked at him with a half-smile, and said: "You should be lucky, you have the privilege of direct access to heaven. If you mention You will be sensed by me when you come to me, but other gods don’t treat you like this?"

"...This is considered a violation of human rights to a certain extent, right? Can I refuse this privilege?"

"No way~ I happen to be very curious about what you say about me behind others."

"...That's right...but you must have heard it a lot before, right?"

Recalling that he had said things like "little, face-conscious and petty" about Lani in front of Rachel not long ago, and then recalling what he had said to the doll before, he felt like he wanted to find a place. I had the urge to get in.

After all, he said bad things about others twice in a row and was completely ignored by the owner. Even a person like him couldn't bear it anymore.

In contrast, Lani's face was much more ugly. Although she was smiling, she was not smiling at all when she looked into his eyes: "You also know what you have done behind my back, and you understand that this behavior will cause Are there any consequences? So... are you ready to accept the punishment? After all, just like you said - I, the witch Rani, am very cautious."

"No, wait, calm down! That was a joke, really! In my eyes, there is no God who is more glorious, more magnanimous, greater...more glorious than you!"

"Great or majestic? Why did you change the words in the middle of the sentence? Do you have to repeat the glory twice?" Lani's smile was completely frozen and she stared at him with cold eyes: "If you don't make it clear today, I'm done with you."

"this....."

He really wanted to say "wei'an", but looking at the figure-sized doll in front of him and thinking of the little man in his original form when he first met, even he couldn't say the word "wei'an".

To be precise, it was difficult not to laugh when he said it, but if he really laughed... he was sure that Lani would be very angry... Of course she was already very angry now.

Just when he was at a loss for words and didn't know how to comfort Lani, and Lani couldn't help but make a move with him - Kaguya came over.

He rushed into the room without even knocking on the door, and immediately pulled him out of the room, preparing him to fulfill his speech on the plane, showing his "fatherly love" and telling him stories all night long.

An Yan, who let him drag her, was lucky, because Lani didn't want to be exposed to outsiders, and when she escaped, she fell on Kaguya's bed facing the earth as soon as she entered the room.

"What are you doing? Didn't you say you want to tell a story? Get up quickly! You are also covered with injuries! Fall down like this..."

"....Don't worry, the wound had already collapsed when I fell."

"——Liar? Really?!"

Kaguya, who originally wanted to pull him again, stopped her hand in mid-air.

"Well, it's a lie. It's fake."

"You, you guy...!"

He readily admitted the deception, which made Kaguya immediately start to run away, but another sentence he said made Kaguya freeze again: "If you pull harder, maybe the line will collapse? Then I will probably have to Went to the hospital."

"——That's what you deserve!" Even though he was so angry that he was jumping to the side, Kaguya still couldn't reach out to him after all. He could only shrink his fingers repeatedly in mid-air, just to take advantage of him, the guy who occupied the magpie's nest. no way.

Just watching him take his own pillow as a pillow and cover himself with a quilt very naturally, closing his eyes as if he was about to fall asleep, Kaguya still had no idea.

However, after wandering around and walking around for a few times to see that he didn't even intend to get up, Kaguya finally couldn't hold back and pulled off his quilt: "——This is my bed! If you don't Show your father's love and go back quickly!"

"...Is it normal for fathers and daughters to sleep together?" He didn't care when the quilt was lifted. Now that he was asked to leave, he didn't want to leave. He put his chin on the bed with one hand and looked at the side with a smile. The angry black-haired girl got up, patted the place next to her and joked: "Don't be shy, let's sleep together~ Although we are not the eldest brother, the last brother can also take the place of father, right?"

"——That's not normal! What kind of father is a father who wants to sleep with a daughter of this age?"

"Hey, hey...?" The strange lines appeared from Kaguya's mouth, which made An Yan stunned. However, this attitude made Kaguya dissatisfied with his hands on his hips and said: "What's wrong? What are you surprised about?" "

"No...I'm just wondering why you know what Ghost Father said..."

"Haasaka just said that if you want to sleep with that child, you must want to be a ghost father. There is no other possibility."

"....No, no, no, you can still sleep with your father at the age of 13, right?"

"Do you still want to kiss the child quietly while he's asleep?"

"Well, Rachel's face?" An Yan seriously recalled the way Rachel leaned against him while sleeping not long ago. He unconsciously covered his mouth and turned away and whispered: "... .If you say you don’t want to, it must be a lie, right?”

"——Are you really the ghost father?! You actually want that child to get pregnant?!"

"Uh...huh? Hmm..." Such a leaping and straightforward statement made An Yan look back dumbfounded, and after pondering for a long time, he asked suspiciously: "Why did you suddenly say this to such an extent? "

"...If a man and a woman over nine years old are on the bed together! And they kiss! She will definitely get pregnant! This is common sense!"

"....Ha, ha? Is that so?"

what to do?How should I explain this to her?On health and sports? ——An Yan, who was at the scene of petrification, didn't know how to communicate with her for a moment. After all, he couldn't really explain to her the real process of making children, right?

It was also when he was in extreme difficulty that Hayasaka Ai, who was holding his forehead with one hand, walked in without even knocking on the door, sighed and said: "... Mr. An Yan, you should go back tonight, and continue. Let me explain it to Kaguya-sama."

"I'm sorry, I can't trust you at all." An Yan turned back expressionlessly, looking at Hayasaka's embarrassed look, and said without hesitation: "Anyway, you must want to take the opportunity to frame me, right?"

"Hey...Have you been discovered?" Hayasaka, who was still extremely embarrassed, saw that his conspiracy was discovered, so he stopped pretending and returned to his expressionless expression: "Master An Yan is really smart. .”

"Can you show some respect to your master?"

"Respect? I always have it~ But in fact it's almost the same, right? Did I lie?" Hayasaka Ai said with contempt on her face as she spoke: "But you will definitely say that I am not a lolita control or something, right?"

"Nonsense, a normal person would definitely have to defend himself, but if I wanted to get married, I would definitely choose..."

"What? Your ex-girlfriend?"

"...This..." Under the gaze of the two girls, he covered his face and thought for a long time before slowly saying: "Like Lani?"

"...Yeah, I almost forgot, you are a deadbeat."

The unexpected answer made Hayasaka look stunned. After a long time, he let out a long sigh of disappointment, obviously regretting that he could not find fun.

But Kaguya couldn't bear to look at him covering his face, and began to think about how to make her brother transfer his hobby from figures to people.

.......................

While both girls were silent, An Yan took the opportunity to sneak out of Kaguya's room.

Just when he reached the door, someone grabbed him by the hem of his clothes. Rachel looked at him unhappily and asked softly: "Who is Lani?"

"....Figures, that is, dolls."

"Fetish?"

"I...why do you, a kid, know that kind of knowledge?" The strange lines that Rachel suddenly said made him almost fall flat on his face. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said speechlessly: "Otherwise, you are still Do you want me to be a lolicon?"

"Then Lolicon." Rachel surprisingly accepted this more and seemed to be vaguely excited.

However, being said like this by a girl under 14 years old, who was right on the dividing line between a lolita and a girl, gave him an inexplicable headache: "...I'm joking, don't take it seriously, let's just ignore this topic. , I have to go out..."

"Now? At this time?"

"It's okay, I have money to take a taxi!"

"Well, it looks very rich." Rachel glanced at it, like a silent nod in the upper aisle of a church hall, but opened the door of Kaguya's room with her backhand, and said inside: "— —This person wants to slip away, won’t you stop him?”

"Rigie?!"

He turned around in disbelief, unable to believe that his loyal ally would sell him out unceremoniously.

But Rachel just turned her head silently, and even followed the two girls into the room, where she sat on the edge of the bed after Kaguya greeted her, waiting for the late-night story session that he was forced to start.

Yes, stories will.

Seeing how lively he was, the three girls accidentally forgot that he actually had a concussion problem, so they let him show his "fatherly love" and take turns telling them stories all night long.

In this way, surrounded by girls, I experienced a strange harem... Well, in fact, I avoided a 20-year detour and experienced the strange feeling of having daughters in the house in advance, and I was really forced to tell the story all night.

He wasn't free until dawn, but not long after he returned to his room and lay down... the alarm clock rang.

........................

The next day, on a crisp Monday morning, An Yan, who had been up all night, turned off the alarm clock and threw herself on the bed again, when the sound of receiving an email came from her phone again.

I picked it up and saw that it was Irena's email.

[Today is my first day at work alone. I think it will be very interesting. Do you want to come and play? 】

"...How can Irena be like this? She treats other people's difficult decisions as fun? Is this guy really not a human being?"

An Yan complained, but without stopping for a moment, she replied to an email [I have money today, wait for me! 】

[——Are you rich?Then pay me back the money you owe me quickly! ! 】

Almost as soon as he sent it, Irena responded to the debt request email, and he...just glanced at it, turned off the phone, and looked out the window at the clear sky as if nothing had happened:

"The weather is nice today~ It won't rain until tonight, right? But I have to behave well before I can go out, but my behavior is so good that I can't even ask for leave and I have to go to school. Is this considered a pros and cons? Forget it. ...After school, let’s take Rachel to meet some interesting people, right?”

He was a little excited to be able to watch a good show at night, so he walked out of the room with a happy mood. After washing up and having breakfast, he and Kaguya went to school together.... Rachel was temporarily studying at the Shinomiya Villa, I plan to see if I can enter Shuchiin after a while.

He originally wanted to have a good sleep during class time, but the noise from time to time gave him a splitting headache due to a concussion and headache, and the quality of his sleep was quite poor.

However, for the right to move freely, he endured it, even though he was sleepy and had a headache until school was over.

Even when school was over, he rarely ran away. Instead, he met Kaguya's surprised look at the door of the class, and followed him to the student union honestly... After all, he still owed Kaguya money, which even made Kaguya worried for a while. It made him intend to behave better for the time being.

Kaguya was unexpectedly silent along the way. She didn't preach to him at all as usual. She just put her hands on top of each other in front of her lower abdomen, looking like an overly standard lady.

Therefore, after they arrived at the student union and sat face to face on the sofa, An Yan, who was half asleep, felt that something was wrong with her whole body. She suddenly woke up and looked at the girl opposite who seemed to be wandering in her thoughts:

"I said, Kaguya..."

"what?"

"Why don't you preach today?"

"I don't talk about you every day, right?" Kaguya looked over with surprise: "Or do you have a habit of not being happy if you don't talk about it?"

"That's not the case, I'm just not used to not being told anything all of a sudden..."

"But why do you look so sleepy? Didn't you have a good rest yesterday? You are obviously injured, so you should pay more attention to your body."

"...Don't you know why I didn't get a good rest?"

"Father's love is so great." Kaguya read with a smile and no emotion.

"Yeah...I'm so great..." An Yan sighed casually, then lay down on the table again, wanting to catch up on some sleep first.

Unfortunately, just after it touched the table, the door was suddenly opened.

Fujiwara Chika and Iino Yako arrived at the student union room chatting and laughing together. At the same time... Chika noticed that An Yan had an instinct to smile, but found that he was covered in gauze, and he suddenly became a mess. Fog.

After being slightly stunned, Mizi rushed up and slapped his desk repeatedly: "——What's the matter with you? Why can't I see you anymore except after agreeing to join the student union room? Even Didn’t attend even a single meeting? And I heard that you slept in class all day today? I can’t believe it! Can you still be considered the student council president like this?! This is definitely a serious dereliction of duty!”

"You are so noisy early in the morning..."

"It's afternoon!"

"You have to keep quiet in the student union room."

"No! You are so irresponsible, how can I calm down?"

Faced with his lazy attitude, Mizi couldn't stop patting the table. She repeated the patting action like a robot, making An Yan stare at her gradually reddened palms unconsciously: "Seriously, you Doesn’t your hand hurt?”

"It hurts quite a lot!"

"Then why don't you stop?"

"I'm expressing my anger! You are the student council president! How can you set an example for the whole school's teachers and students like this!"