Chapter 8 The Parade of Lani Overhead·Experience "Youth" with Pochi
An Yan was thinking about how to make reasonable use of time during the summer vacation, and he also ignored Kaguya's frenzy beside him.
But Kaguya's loss of control also attracted curious glances from everyone, and Yako couldn't help but ask in a low voice:
"Although it shouldn't be possible, President An Yan won't... really be able to get first place without reviewing at all, right?"
"What's impossible?" An Yan said with a calm face: "This kind of thing can be solved by just putting a little effort into copying and writing, so why bother to review it?"
"——Damn it! Such a damn scholar is speaking! He has no idea how we ordinary people feel~~!"
Yu Ishigami, who had been hiding quietly in the corner and playing games, didn't understand what his copywriting meant, so he pulled out a roll of toilet paper and looked like he wanted to strangle him from behind with the toilet paper.
Baiyin Yuxing lowered his head silently, and made a matter-of-fact voice while sorting out the documents: "Indeed, as long as you study hard in class, review or other temporary things, or study specifically, it is just a waste of time, there is no need to do it at all. "
"Is that so?" Faced with the speeches of the two top students, Qianhua Xin looked genuinely surprised.
Anyway, there is no need to pay taxes for bragging, so An Yan naturally smiled and patted her shoulder: "Of course, Qianhua, as long as you believe that you have worked hard, then the rest will not be a problem! Relaxing will help you get Better results!"
"Then - I won't review anymore~!" Qianhua believed in the speeches of the first and second in her year, and followed them with a smile that let everything go.
Because she actually didn't want to take the test, what An Yan said sounded quite reasonable, and she started to ask enthusiastically: "President really doesn't study during the summer vacation, what are you going to do?"
"I plan to pursue poetry and distance, to the distant..."
"——You don't want to go anywhere!"
An Yan was growing up very fast and just wanted to think about the future. Kaguya reached out and held his shoulders, pushed him back to the chair, and leaned down in front of him, showing a gentle and gentle smile. With cruel eyes, she leaned close to his ear and whispered:
"This summer vacation, if you don't rely on your own ability to reach the first place... you won't even think of leaving home!"
"....Really?"
"Really!" Kaguya stood up slightly, stared at him from a very close distance, nodded firmly and swore: "——I will never condone you this time!"
"Obviously I still want to go to the beach with you~"
"Sea, seaside..."
The not-so-unique place name made Kaguya stunned.
The image of himself in a swimsuit also appeared in his mind, as well as An Yan's unblinking gaze.
In an instant, the city wall that Kaguya finally built in his heart was completely washed away by the sea water.
The sea!Can!This is great! !The source of life in the sea!Human beings who are suffering from solar radiation will return to their animal instincts in front of the ocean!Plus my swimsuit!I see!Is my brother looking for my swimsuit? ! ——Kaguya, who had a straight face just a second ago, suddenly showed a very girlish expression. She had always forgotten that she was his sister. She let go of his shoulder and lightly patted his chest a few times before twisting her body. A reluctant voice:
"Well, well~ Although Brother-sama is really shameless, no, but...if you want to go with me no matter what, it's not impossible!"
"...Well, although I don't know at all, when did I become shameless again, and when did you become this tsundere character, but... forget it." Kaguya suddenly turned into a tsundere The situation made him look at the person next to him after a brief moment of confusion: "Kaguya has decided, will Chika and Yako go? During the summer vacation?"
"Go~! Let's go play in the sea together!" Qianhua raised her hand without hesitation, and Mizi also raised her hand: "Since everyone is going, even for the sake of collective unity, I have to go!"
"Although Xiao Mizi said it reluctantly, she actually looks forward to it~" An Yan shrugged indifferently, looked at Qianhua again and teased: "Didn't you say you want to study hard? Why do you say you want it now? "
"Balance between work and rest is very important! Ah, but I have to go to Hawaii?"
"....Are you kidding me?" An Yan rolled his eyes at her, then turned to look at Yu Xing and Yu Ishigami beside him: "What do you two say? I plan to go to the island to play?"
"I really want to...but I can't swim...and...you are still traveling to a place like an island - maybe there is no Internet! You can't play online games, right? That's not the case at all. Playing! That’s a hell of an adventure! If you can’t even sign in every day, what’s the point of living?! Let me tell you, that’s not what humans should do—!”
The words were quite tactful at first, but Ishigami, who was addicted to various online games, felt more and more that it was not a place that people would go, and the more he talked about it, the more excited he became.
Ishigami-san, if you dare to object, what will be the consequences... Do you understand? ——Kaguya, who instantly transformed into a fierce ghost, just glanced at him silently, and he completely understood the meaning behind this look. His body trembled and he blinked before lowering his head without saying a word.
Baiyin Yuxing, on the other hand, was silently lowering his head and clenching his fists tightly on his thighs, as if he was enduring something.
Because - he can't swim. If there are bugs on the island, he will definitely scream when he is touched by bugs. The last time he was touched by bugs, he even directly entered a state of suspended animation.
"Guo, as expected, forget it. The city is actually not bad. There is no need to go to the mountains and forests... We can go to some normal places..." Thinking of the possible bugs, Baiyin Yuxing raised his hand with a forced smile, Try to express your objections calmly.
"It's a normal place...Forget it, there's still some time before summer vacation anyway, we'll think about it then? Let's just end the meeting here today!"
Everyone's opinions were not unanimous, so An Yan could only put the proposal aside for the time being, stood up silently, and wanted to leave.
But I just stood up...
"President, you don't need to talk about the trip for now, but please work hard now!"
"Brother, if you don't finish all the work you have accumulated today, don't even think about going back."
Yako and Kaguya pressed him on his shoulders, one on the left and the other on the right, and pressed him down again.
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Obviously she just wanted to catch fish, but An Yan was forced to work until the end of the club activities.
And the days passed by day by day, but the following days slipped by very quickly. He would go to the military base to learn how to control fighter jets and helicopters when he had nothing to do. He even gradually became able to control tanks by himself using the King's Order.
This also led to every time he came back, he would stroke Rachel to feel the warmth belonging to a girl, to cure the boredom of studying hard.
Regarding his behavior of rubbing Rachel's face, Rachel seemed very indifferent and always focused on reading and studying. However, Shinomiya Kaguya and Hayasaka Ai always stared at her with cold eyes... which made him Somewhat disappointing.
It wasn't until the weekend that he simply escaped from the Fourth Palace Villa and prepared to go out for fun and relax, but after climbing over the wall as usual...
"...Do you have to do this?"
Just after they climbed over their own house, which had already been increased to six meters, and a fence with an electric grid was added, An Yan couldn't help but look at the doll girl on her shoulder, which was only [-] centimeters tall.
"Of course, you didn't agree last time to take me with you next time you go out? What did you do in the end?" Lani, who was sitting on his shoulder, reached out and pinched his ears, and lectured displeasedly: "What are you doing in your eyes?" Is there still a god like me here?"
"How could it not be? It has always been in my heart. Of course there is no problem in my heart and eyes, but it is different with you..."
He got into the car prepared outside with a depressed look on his face, started the car while driving without a license, and couldn't help but sigh.
"What? You are such a shameless person, why do you still care about this kind of thing??"
"It's different, it's completely different!" An Yan drove seriously while correcting this girl, who was older, but her spirit was obviously not much different from that of ordinary girls, even a little middle-class:
"You have to know! Even if I can be shameless and even be bullied by you, it's because we are all members of the same family, so this kind of thing doesn't matter, but it doesn't mean that I like to do things that are easy to be laughed at. , I am such a grown man, and I am parading through the market with a doll... Do I not want to lose face?"
"You still want to save face? You want me to bully you? I'm the one you've been bullying, right?! And what are you thinking about now?"
Thinking of his behavior of trying to take advantage of her when he was fine, Lani couldn't help but stand up and kicked him in the face to vent her dissatisfaction.
But after just two kicks, he felt that it was meaningless. He sat down again angrily and complained:
"....Are you really a faded one? A descendant of a warrior? You were kicked in the face by a girl! How about being a little more angry and unwilling?"
"What are you talking about? Although it doesn't hurt at all when you kick me in the face, I am so aggrieved that I will bleed and cry! But you are my God, I can't show dissatisfaction! This is not against you Isn’t it disrespectful?!”
Although he found teasing Lani very interesting, and even regarded it as one of the spiritual food for his struggle, he did not want to show it easily to avoid having less fun in the future.
Therefore, while speaking, he even freed up one hand to touch the Dimensional Phalanx Shangri-La in his pocket, randomly activated a few preset points, and then turned his head sharply.
Under the backlash of the Teigu, tears of blood really flowed from his eyes, he even had nosebleeds, and blood overflowed from the corners of his mouth.
This, combined with the aggrieved look on his face, really made him feel like he was bearing the humiliation.
It's just...Lani is indeed a god who controls the laws. Even though she is a clone, she knows very well what he is doing. After meeting her eyes, she couldn't help but let out a long sigh:
"....You didn't hesitate to put yourself in this situation just to lie to me. You really worked hard. Should I praise you for this?"
"There's no need to praise. If possible, I hope you can go home."
"No, I'm determined to follow today! Don't even think about using healing prayers!"
"Uh... Actually, my head hurts very much right now... If possible, I would like to park the car first and find a place first..."
"——No, don't even think about it! If I don't teach you a lesson, you won't even know what restraint is! Injuries necessary for fighting are completely different from tormenting yourself. Since you like to get hurt, you should experience it today. ! This is also considered your punishment for breaking your promise to me!"
With a tone that she could not refuse, Lani cut off his opportunity to treat her, and she was obviously a little angry.
So for the next time, An Yan drove around and drove around, trying to find a place to treat herself, but every time... she would be interrupted by Lani.
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Lani has always wanted to visit Shimokitazawa, a street filled with slow-paced atmosphere, coffee shops and music.
Therefore, An Yan parked the car and started walking through the streets and alleys, receiving more attention than if she were alone with Lani - after all, people with bleeding from their seven orifices are quite eye-catching no matter where they are.
Many people even picked up their mobile phones to take photos of him, which made him feel that he had met his death on a social level.... Although there would be dedicated personnel to clean up his photos and videos in which he appeared.
"...Ah, if this continues, I will definitely bleed to death. This society is so cold. Why doesn't anyone care about me?"
He staggered down the pedestrian street and muttered something that seemed to be criticizing the indifference of modern society, but in reality he was speaking to Lani on his shoulder.
However...Lani completely pretended to be a doll, completely motionless, and turned a deaf ear to his accusations and scoldings. She just punched him in the face when no one was around...even though she was too small. It has no effect. At most, it can be used to vent some dissatisfaction.
An Yan couldn't even vent her dissatisfaction. She could only find a park and squat on the ground, poking at the ant nest he found with a small wooden stick.
This made Lani very speechless: "Is it really okay for you to bully small animals like this?"
"....Is it really okay for you to bully me like this?"
"I'm educating you."
"I am also educating them and telling them the dangers of human beings."
"No, you're the only one who's dangerous, right? After all, you're not human either."
"...Sorry, leave me alone."
An Yan, who was accurately criticized, simply turned away and ignored Lani, focusing on poking the ant nest with a small wooden stick.
Lani didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore, she just climbed on his head, sat down and swung her legs freely on his head, admiring the unfamiliar park scenery around her.
I don't know how long it has been, but An Yan basically had to dig three feet into the ground and kill the entire ant nest...
Four girls with different personalities appeared in the deserted park in the morning, chatting and laughing.
Only then did they fix the phone holder, sit on the children's spring horse in the park, take photos of themselves one by one, and after checking the photos, they found that they seemed to have captured something strange... There was a weirdo squatting in the corner of the park. , and it happened to be captured in the photo.
Take a closer look at the weird man. Not only is his face covered in blood, but he is also squatting in a corner and poking the ground with a wooden stick for some reason. There is also a rather exquisite doll sitting on his head, which makes people doubt it is the real thing.
"....It's better not to take pictures here? It will be troublesome if you get caught by strange people..." Boqi carefully looked at the corner of the park, looking at the suspicious person, and couldn't help but pull away. Beside Hongxia's clothes.
"That's what you said... It's better not to get too close, it will be bad if something happens..." Hong Xia nodded instinctively, but couldn't help but hesitated: " But he seems to be seriously injured, let’s call the emergency department for him, shall we?”
"Maybe it's performance art?" Ryo Yamada suddenly interrupted, but Hongxia shook her head speechlessly: "No, no, no, how could it be performance art? Who would be as boring as you! You must have encountered some difficulties. .”
"But take a closer look...why does it feel like this person looks a little familiar?"
Pochi observed carefully from the side and rear, but from the beginning he instinctively wanted to run away, but now the more he looks at this person, the more familiar he looks.
At this time, Kita had also cautiously approached, causing An Yan to notice something was wrong and subconsciously turned around to look.
"——Eaah!!" When Kita saw An Yan's face clearly, he was frightened by the sight of blood bleeding from his orifices, and then subconsciously shouted his name: "An, An Yan!"
The girl's sudden exclamation shocked An Yan, who was speechless: "...What's wrong? Suddenly it feels like seeing a ghost?"
"No, no, no...you look like a ghost, right?? What's wrong? Were you shot again?! What's that on your head? A mark of humiliation? It's better to go to the hospital quickly?!"
Unexpectedly, the suspicious person in his mind turned out to be an acquaintance, and Xido became confused.
Liang, on the other hand, came closer, stared at the blood on his face and stretched out his hand to wipe off some blood. Then he put it directly into his mouth amidst everyone's surprised gazes. He opened his eyes wide and nodded repeatedly: "It turned out to be real blood. You really are." Spend a lot of money."
"....What's the meaning?"
"I understand everything, comrade." Liang didn't explain any more, just stretched out his hand to hold his shoulder, with a strange feeling of sympathy in his eyes.
So, what is this guy thinking? ——An Yan’s head is filled with questions.
This made Hongxia look confused. She narrowed her eyes and looked at the two of them suspiciously: "When did your relationship become so good? What are you talking about?"
"Oh! Does drinking blood make you gay? Then I'm rude!" Kita didn't think much about it. She first made a warning like an apology, then she directly stretched out her hand and wiped it on An Yan's face, and then wiped the stain on An Yan's face. Putting the bloody fingertip into his mouth, he frowned and then quickly smiled.
Hey guys, am I a sacrifice for some cult ritual?It's okay. Everyone drinks some of my blood? ? ——An Yan, who was just happily digging out ant nests to vent his anger, was now directly confused by these girls who were not sure whether they were serious or not.
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After washing her face with the unfinished mineral water and handkerchiefs of the four girls, An Yan sat on the children's spring horse in the park, rocking freely, hoping to shake Lani off her head, while listening By reading their descriptions, I finally understood what they wanted to do when they appeared here.
After all, they are a band, so they wanted to take a group photo for promotion, but they had no money, so they randomly found a location with no people around and took the photo outside.
In this hot and sultry afternoon in summer, the cicadas on the treetops are constantly chirping on the street, and the air temperature has been rising continuously these days, making people sweat non-stop, and An Yan also admires the perseverance of the four people.
"...I see, you are doing quite youthful things, um, not bad!" He nodded in admiration and returned the blood-stained handkerchiefs one by one.
These words made Hongxia speechless, and she couldn't help but hold her forehead and sigh:
"Don't talk like you are an old man and we are children, okay? After all, we are done, shouldn't you explain what your situation is? Did you have a car accident? You really don't need to go to the hospital?"
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