A bag of fairy beans and a pack of cigarettes, the god of Otsutsuki controls the day

A bag of fairy beans and a pack of cigarettes, Otsutsuki's God controls one day Author: Lan Ye

Summary:

When Naruto returned from Dragon Ball and brought some "souvenirs":

Otsutsuki Momoshiki: If you can fight me to this extent, I would like to call you the strongest, but can your body still be kicked again now?

Metkai smiled slightly, took out a fairy bean and drank it

Otsutsuki Kaguya: I admit that you two inheritors are excellent, but you can't resist me as the ancestor of chakra!

Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara smiled at each other and put on Potara earrings.

Naruto pinched Otsutsuki with one hand and lifted him up: "Why, Otsutsuki's power is so weak?!"

Chapter 1 Wolf Fang Wind Fist!

In the 63rd year of Konoha, after three ninja wars and the Nine-Tails Rebellion, the Konoha Ninja Village finally regained its vitality after ten years of rest.

The generation born after the Third Ninja War has graduated from ninja schools one after another, became genin, and started their own ninja career.

Under the hot summer sun, another group of students from the Ninja Academy are about to usher in their graduation season.

In the center of the examination room, the Ninja School is conducting daily competitions. As the saying goes, there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts. Ninjas have been competing since they were children to compete for the top.

A boy with short yellow hair is practicing throwing shurikens under the scorching sun. This is a dart-like weapon commonly used by ninjas. Throwing shurikens is a basic skill that every ninja must master.

"Come on Naruto!" In the crowd, a girl with white pupils timidly shouted for him.

I saw four shurikens held in Naruto's small palms, and with a relaxed expression, the four shurikens were nailed to various vital parts of the doll in order.

Seeing that his skills were so proficient, the young man who was originally going to compete with him gave up the idea of ​​giving it a try and left dejectedly.

"What the heck, how did the guy who had been the tail end of the crane for two years suddenly become so powerful..."

His doubts were also the doubts of everyone present, because this young man named Uzumaki Naruto was a well-known leader in the school a year ago, whether it was ninjutsu, chakra control, or shuriken. His mastery of kunai and kunai are truly outstanding in the school.

But just recently, he seemed to have become a different person. It only took him a week to make up for all the academic debt he had owed before, and his grades improved by leaps and bounds. He soon became the top student in the school, and even had a vague relationship with him. A posture comparable to that of the famous genius Uchiha Sasuke.

There is a vague rumor that Uzumaki Naruto has obtained the power of the nine-tailed demon fox, which is why he has become so powerful.

Just when Naruto was about to put away his shuriken, a handsome black-haired boy walked out of the crowd. He was wearing a black shirt with a fan-shaped family crest engraved on the back.

"It's Sasuke!" the girls in the crowd screamed extremely loudly.

Uchiha Sasuke, a famous genius boy in this generation, is from the Uchiha clan. He is a genius in the literal sense. He can do it in a few hours while others can complete the training in three days. Others can't get the answer even after thinking hard. He can easily solve the problem.

As students in the same class, Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto are often publicized as two extremes, because Sasuke not only has excellent grades, but is also a famous beautiful boy with both talent and appearance. On the other hand, Naruto not only has poor grades, but also always He is unkempt and often slovenly.

But recently, everyone discovered that Naruto has also begun to take care of himself. Although he has not turned into a fashionable boy, he is much cleaner and tidier, and his hair is no longer messy. What is even stranger is that some older ninjas in the village saw Afterwards, he would often suddenly start to feel dazed, and then leave alone talking to himself.

Facing Sasuke, who was obviously coming with bad intentions, Naruto smiled and said, "Long time no see, Sasuke."

"It's just a few days since I last saw you. You seem to be becoming more interesting, but it would be too naive to think you can defeat me just like this."

Sasuke is proud of being an Uchiha. He always holds himself to the No. 1 standard and never allows himself to be surpassed.

"Let me test how strong you are now." Sasuke couldn't help but put on a fighting posture, obviously wanting to compete with Naruto in taijutsu.

They have not yet graduated from the Ninja Academy and are not yet qualified to practice powerful ninjutsu. Taijutsu and shuriken throwing have become their most common competitions.

"Okay, please give me some advice." Naruto put on a strange posture that Sasuke had never seen before. His body was arched, his right hand was clenched at his waist, his left hand was raised in front of him, and his two fingers were slightly bent, like some kind of martial arts. The starting point of the genre.

Sasuke frowned slightly: "What is this, a strange posture that you studied yourself?"

"It's the Turtle Immortal School, but you probably don't understand what it is." Naruto raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

Not only Sasuke, no one in the world will understand what the genre Naruto just mentioned is. They only think that it is a chuuni vocabulary invented by Naruto himself, because Naruto often invented some weird things by himself in the past. .

Sasuke didn't take this seriously. He rushed forward suddenly and started with a wide-open whip kick. Naruto blocked it with his arms across his body, easily blocking Sasuke's whip kick, and then The fist was waved at an extremely fast speed, like a gust of wind that was as overwhelming as it was unstoppable.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but in everyone's eyes, Naruto's high-speed fist would turn into a wild wolf in an instant and attack Sasuke wildly.

"What's going on, this guy?!" Cold sweat broke out on Sasuke's forehead. He had never seen such a weird taijutsu. It didn't seem like something that should be in this world. The speed of punching was really too fast. Moreover, the attack method is very strange. It seems that the fist is empty, but it will instantly turn into claws, clamping his body. The moment he is clamped, it is like being bitten by a wild beast.

A scene that shocked the audience appeared. Sasuke, the genius of the ninja school, could only keep retreating. He was surrounded by danger at every moment and had no ability to parry.

If this continues, Sasuke will be defeated within ten moves, and the weird physical techniques used by Naruto are completely unstoppable.

Sasuke couldn't tolerate losing here. He gritted his teeth and his originally black pupils instantly turned blood red, with a black magatama surrounding them.

"It's the Sharingan, the Sharingan of the Uchiha clan!" someone exclaimed.

The moment after opening the Sharingan, Sasuke's observation and reaction abilities were greatly improved. His pupils were constantly moving at a speed that ordinary people could not reach, and he could see Naruto's movements clearly, and gradually I figured out the attack methods of this weird physical technique.

From Naruto's perspective, Sasuke's body suddenly became more agile and he began to be able to dodge his Wolf Fang Wind Fist. Although he still lacked room to counterattack, he obviously had the power to parry.

"Is this the limit of blood succession? It's so strange." Naruto couldn't help but sigh at the power of the Sharingan. The improvement in observation and reaction ability brought about by Sasuke opening his eyes was worth many people's years of hard training.

Just when they were about to continue fighting happily, a voice sounded from the crowd that upset Sasuke: "Sasuke-kun!"

Sasuke lost interest for a moment, because he knew that the troublesome guy was coming.

A girl with pink hair and a broad forehead squeezed out from the crowd. Looking at Naruto who was constantly suppressing Sasuke, she immediately shouted dissatisfied: "Naruto, what are you doing to Sasuke!"

According to her past experience, as long as she yelled, Naruto would immediately come over obediently, but it was different today. Naruto just glanced at her, and then continued fighting with Sasuke as if she didn't exist.

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I couldn’t accept Nazusa’s tragic situation in Boruto, so I wrote this book to have some fun.

No fuss, no conspiracy theories, no saints

The reason for not using conspiracy theories is that once you start using conspiracy theories, it is difficult to stop. One conspiracy theory must be rounded off by another conspiracy theory, and then the tone of the whole book will become very strange.

Chapter 2 The seven dragon balls at the beginning

Sakura's appearance only attracted the attention of the two for a moment, but Sasuke had obviously given up the idea of ​​continuing to fight. After feeling that Sasuke's fighting spirit dropped sharply, Naruto also put away his offensive posture, and the two They each retreated, ending the battle.

There is no doubt that Naruto's performance once again refreshed everyone's understanding of him. Although his performance was getting better and better before, no one thought that he would beat Sasuke. However, after they actually took action today, everyone discovered that, At least in terms of taijutsu, Naruto has surpassed Sasuke. From the moment Sasuke was forced to open the Sharingan, it meant that Naruto was so strong that he would lose if he didn't use the blood successor limit.

Although the scene just now was not good-looking, Sasuke did not show any displeasure. He still looked at Naruto with a confident expression, but this time there was a little more recognition in his eyes.

"Naruto, you have really become stronger. I look forward to fighting you on a more free stage in the future."

At this time, some people also realized that Naruto's excellent physical skills did not mean that he was a stronger ninja than Sasuke, because Sasuke was best at ninjutsu. The Uchiha clan were basically good at controlling ninjutsu, and Sasuke He is also a genius of the Uchiha clan. If they really compete in ninjutsu, who is better and worse is another matter.

Sasuke's confidence also comes from this. He masters some ninjutsu that ordinary ninjas cannot learn.

In the ninja school, students who have not yet become genin can only learn E-level ninjutsu, which is the most basic ninjutsu such as clone, stand-in, transformation, transformation, and rope-breaking. The technique requires them to become genin before they can practice it.

However, the resources that everyone has are different. Some people benefit from the teachings of their families or some famous teachers, or simply have extremely abnormal talents. They can master some excellent ninjutsu early on that others cannot learn. He even created his own ninjutsu.

Sasuke is this type of person. He has long mastered the basic ninjutsu of the Uchiha clan: Fire Release and Go Fireball Jutsu through long and hard training.

To the Uchiha clan, this is just a basic ninjutsu, and every decent Uchiha clan member knows this move. However, to the outside world, this is already a C-level ninjutsu, and only chuunin can learn and master it.

Sasuke believed that if he used his special skills, Naruto would never be his opponent, unless he had a stronger trick, but that was impossible.

"See you in the graduation exam!" Sasuke only left one sentence before turning around and leaving.Sakura hurried after him without even looking at Naruto.

Everyone thought that Naruto would follow Sakura with a shy face like before, but what was surprising was that he seemed to regard her as a passer-by and left calmly.

It was getting late, and the students in the ninja school dispersed and went home to eat the meals cooked by their families and share what they had learned today.But there are some exceptions, such as Sasuke and Naruto.

Sasuke stood alone on a high platform outside the school, looking at the building in the distance. The building had a semicircular facade with the words "Konoha Police Force" engraved on it. It was originally inscribed on the top. Wearing the crest of the Uchiha clan, it's a pity that it has been taken down now.

That building used to be very lively, with people from the Uchiha clan coming and going inside, and sometimes some Konoha villagers who came to seek help would appear. Every afternoon, the old man from the Uchiha clan would clean the hall with a broom on time, and Smile and look at the children returning from school or passing by while playing.

But unfortunately, everything has become a thing of the past. The door there is now closed and sealed, and no one has visited it for a long time. Sasuke himself has become homeless now. The big house that was once called home has now become... He felt cold and strange.

"Sasuke..." The voice that made him irritated sounded behind him again, and he knew without thinking that it was Sakura.

"It's very late, you should go home." He said coldly with his back to Sakura.

"I don't want to go back. They nag me every day about this and that. I just want to stay with Sasuke~~" Sakura blushed and leaned towards him again.

Seemingly remembering something, Sakura ignored Sasuke's increasingly darker expression and began to type to him: "Don't worry about what happened during the day. Naruto is such a rude person. You see, he is an orphan. So I don’t know how to respect other people’s feelings at all. If I were like him, I would have been scolded to death by my family.”

At this time, Sasuke's face was already extremely gloomy, but Sakura continued: "I really envy him. He is alone and doesn't have to listen to his parents' nagging. He can do whatever he wants!"

"You are the one who lacks education." Sasuke gritted his teeth and said something that made Sakura feel cold instantly: "Sasuke, you... what are you talking about."

"You have no idea how uncomfortable it is to live alone compared to being nagged and criticized by your parents."

Sasuke's good tutoring prevented him from taking action out of anger. He just said a cold word and turned away: "You are so annoying!"

This sentence made Sakura feel like she was falling into an ice cave. She felt very scared because she seemed to be hated by Sasuke, but she didn't seem to understand why Sasuke had such a big reaction.

After Sasuke left, he set foot on the road home alone. He once felt that this road was very short. He was talking to his brother and arrived before he knew it.But now it feels long and every step feels difficult.

From that day on, Sasuke could only live alone and began to learn to cook and eat by himself. Even if his hands were burned by hot oil, he could only lick his wounds. No one would feel sorry for him anymore.

As he was passing through the streets of Konoha, he unexpectedly smelled a nice fragrance. When he was wondering which restaurant it was, he looked up and found that it was the smoke coming from Naruto's house.

"No, this guy doesn't eat instant noodles now?" Sasuke felt very surprised. At the same time, he jumped up to the building in two or three steps with some ingenuity, stood up outside Naruto's window and peeked inside.

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Like Sasuke, Naruto is also homeless, but he does not have no place to live, but this place with only one person can hardly be called home.

A few days ago, this place was in a mess, with leftover instant noodle cups everywhere, expired milk in the refrigerator, instant noodles in addition to instant noodles in the cabinet, and his little toad wallet was always deflated.

But everything is different now. The room has been cleaned by him, the expired milk has been disposed of and replaced with fresh milk. The living allowance that the village just gave him has been used by him to buy a lot of household props, pots and bowls. Pans have also been purchased, and there are fresh vegetables and meat in the refrigerator.

After buying these, I actually still have a little leftover in my small wallet.

"I was really wasteful before." Naruto looked at the small wallet and smiled bitterly.

In fact, the money given to him by the village every month is not that small, but he was too naughty in the past and did not cook for himself. After paying his living expenses every month, he would stock up on a cabinet of the latest instant noodles, and then go to Ichiraku Ramen. Eating and drinking a lot, other than spending a lot of money to buy a lot of paint, and working tirelessly to paint graffiti on Hokage Rock or other conspicuous buildings.

Now Naruto was a little curious, why did the village pay him so much money every month?Normal orphans don't seem to be able to receive so much money.

Looking at the brand new home, Naruto felt a little emotional.

About a week ago, his soul left his body for unknown reasons and woke up in another world.

It was a strange world. People there did not have chakra, but practiced something called "qi". In that world, he experienced many bizarre adventures, met many partners, and practiced with them, becoming Very powerful.

In that world, there is a very magical prop called "Dragon Ball", which is made by the gods. There are seven of them in total. Once all are collected, the wish can be realized, whether it is to bring people back to life, cure terminal diseases, or make them free. All wealth can be achieved.

He lived in that world until he reached adulthood. Finally, his friends worked together to find the legendary Super Dragon Balls for him, allowing him to make a wish to return to this world.

Although he did not bring back the combat power he practiced there, he was already familiar with various martial arts and stunts. As long as he spent a little time practicing, he believed that he would become stronger than he was in another world.

Thinking of this, he put his hand into his pocket and took out seven small orange transparent balls. There were small red stars in the center of each ball, and the numbers were neatly arranged from 1 to 7.

This was a gift given to him by his friends in that world when they were leaving. It was made for him by the gods of the earth who spent a lot of time and energy. It was delivered through the power of the Super Dragon. It was also the only physical thing he brought back from that world.

The seven dragon balls can grant him a wish, but after a wish is fulfilled, there is a one-year cool-down period. In other words, he can only fulfill a wish once a year, and only some relatively simple wishes. But even so , this thing is also a god-like tool to this world.

Naruto put away the dragon balls, took out the ingredients from the refrigerator, and prepared to start spooning.

In that world, in order to learn some martial arts from Kame Sennin, he worked hard, and finally agreed to be his cook before finally joining the family.

After decades of practice, he now not only cooks delicious food, but also makes meals super fast.

Let’s briefly describe how fast his meal is: it can feed two Saiyans.

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The role of Dragon Balls: Because the tone of this book is to make up for the difficulty and unfold in a different way, Dragon Balls are props used to maintain this tone, and at the same time, they are used to perform some sexy operations.

Chapter 3 Sasuke fled

Naruto spread out the rice that had been cooked in advance, sprinkled it with white vinegar, white sugar, salt, and black sesame seeds, then shaped out rice balls, wrapped them in toasted seaweed, sprinkled them with katsuobushi flowers, and put out a plate of katsuobushi rice balls.

Then cut a few tomatoes, sprinkle with sugar, and put a plate of tomatoes mixed with sugar.

Finally, I put the remaining rice in the pot and fried a plate of egg fried rice to complete today's dinner.

"Has this guy finished eating after making so much?" Sasuke looked at the rice balls on the table and couldn't help but swallow.

There are two things he likes to eat the most, one is wooden fish rice balls, and the other is tomatoes. Naruto made this dinner according to his recipe.

The next second, cold sweat ran down Sasuke's forehead, because Naruto actually took two pairs of chopsticks and waved in his direction.

"When did this guy find me?" Sasuke had cold sweat streaming down his forehead.

As a last resort, he could only bite the bullet and walk in from the door, and pretended to be indifferent: "It's interesting that you were able to discover me. It seems that your practice is indeed very fruitful."