Genshin Impact: The Second Creation of the Society’s Death, the Water God Likes to Bring a Little Um

[Charlotte: Now there are many people from the Lin Fu Party who want to read your reports! 】

[Charlotte: But there is really too little content in the live broadcast room, and demand exceeds supply! 】

[Lin Feng: So you just followed the Opera House all the way to Momang Palace? 】

[Charlotte: Hahaha... (Navia is embarrassed~)]

[Funina: @Charlotte, I allow it, but you are not allowed to write blindly!Otherwise I will hold you accountable! 】

[Charlotte: Really, really! ?Thank you Lady Funina! ! ! 】

[Ying: @Charlotte, do you want me to use invisibility to help you?As long as Maura is in place... (Navia smiles evilly~)]

[Charlotte: OK, OK! ! ! 】

[Funina: @ying, if you dare to mess around, I will send you to prison! 】

[Navia: @Charlotte, can you bring me one! ?I want to join in too! ! ! 】

[Charlotte: Of course! 】

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——[Live broadcast screen]:

Liyue.

In the Northland Bank.

"Why are you feigning death?"

Yingmei and Paimon came to Zhongli and asked.

There was a lady wearing gorgeous clothes beside him.

"Yeah, your fake death is really too much!"

“Everyone was holding a ceremony to welcome you, and suddenly a dragon fell from the sky! "

"Then Liyue Port fell into chaos and almost caused a catastrophe!"

Paimon said angrily.

"Haha... gathering the undercurrents surging under the water's surface, applying pressure to the limit and then exploding. Isn't this what he wants to see~‖?"

The lady chuckled.

"what?"

Paimon is puzzled.

"It's up to me to explain myself."

"As you know, I have spent more than six thousand years in this world, and it was three thousand seven hundred years ago that I established Liyue together with the immortals."

"The rock that the vortex cannot break will also wear away under the scour of time."

"It's just that I have been convincing myself that the day when the cracks are worn out has not yet come."

"Until one drizzly day, I was walking in the port and heard a businessman praising his subordinates: 'You have completed your duties, now, go and rest.'"

"——At that time, I stopped for a long time in the crowd, and kept asking myself: 'Has my responsibility... been completed?'"

"But when I started to think about whether I should step down as a god...I realized that there were many reasons why I couldn't leave."

"The place that walks with the gods, Liyue, is it ready to enter the next era?"

"I have to create a crisis that I carefully observe before I make a decision."

"That's why I designed this fake death to involve the young master, the immortal and the Seven Stars of Liyue into chaos..."

Zhongli explained with emotion.

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——[Ordinary live broadcast room]:

"I see......."

"This is the real reason why Morax faked his death!"

"It turns out that the old man wants to retire!"

"Hahaha, when you said that, I was a little emotional at first, but it suddenly broke down! Haha!"

“I have lived for 6000 years and been a model worker for another 700 years!”

"I have to say, Prince Yan is really a liver!"

"Such perseverance! As expected of Lord Rock, he is as indestructible as a rock!"

"Looking at the guy next door who has been fishing for thousands of years, what a stark contrast!"

"Wendy: The best thing you said was not me!"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"However, Zhongli had already wanted to retire, but now he has been exposed."

"I'm a little curious now, what he will do next!"

"It's impossible to stage another fake death. Should we just give it up?"

"Isn't this the kind of thing you're talking about that only the God of Wind would do?"

"Hahaha, indeed, with Prince Yan's stable character, I'm afraid he wouldn't be so open-minded."

"It's really a stable group. Even if they have no money in their pockets, they can still say 'I want them all' with a calm face!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Hey, I wonder where Liyue will go in the future?"

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——[vip live broadcast room]:

[Keqing: It turns out that the emperor had such a plan for a long time. I always thought that he opposed my view of change...]

[Ningguang: The emperor gave us a difficult problem. 】

[Ningguang: Is Liyue in the land of walking with the gods ready to enter the next era? 】

[Ningguang: Are we, Liyue Seven Stars, ready? 】

[Keqing: I have been looking forward to this day, but to be honest, now that I have heard the news, I dare not say that I have absolute confidence...]

[Gan Yu: I wonder if the emperor still insists on this idea? 】

[Hu Tao: I understand the truth, but the question is, if there is no live broadcast room, after Zhongli abdicates, will we be destined to go to the Rebirth Hall for the rest of our lives? 】

[Lin Feng: @胡桃, Hall Master, you can be more confident. 】

【Walnut：┭┮﹏┭┮】

[Xiang Ling: But the live broadcast room also takes good care of you, Hutao! 】

[Xiang Ling: 6666 million Moras have been awarded, and it seems that the live broadcast room can’t stand it anymore! 】

[Yun Jin: Pfft~]

[Paimeng: @Wendy, a singer and songwriter, look at Zhongli!Although you are both evenly matched when it comes to Maura and Shameless, Zhongli is much more diligent than you! 】

[Paimon: I have been working for 700 years! 】

[Paimon: I'm afraid you may have been so drunk that you fell asleep for 3000 years! 】

【Wendy: Hey~】

[Rosalia: It seems that Lord Batopas is indeed a god worthy of belief. 】

【Leader Qin:...】

[Barbara:  …]

[Haoyou: +1! 】

[Kamizato Ayahua: @hayyou,? ? ? 】

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——[Live broadcast screen]:

Liyue.

Yujingtai.

"Hey, Zhongli!"

"Look, the people of Liyue feel that they will never see Prince Yan again."

"See for yourself the atmosphere of remembrance and emotion..."

"Why do you look so relaxed in person?"

Paimon asked, pointing to the people in the distance.

"Hahaha... After the burden of 700 years has been lifted, won't it become easier?"

"By the way, when are you free?"

"I'll invite you to New Moon Pavilion for dinner."

Zhongli smiled.

"Hmph, stop bragging, Zhongli!"

"I can still believe that three bowls are not enough, but Xinyuexuan even charges for tea!"

"Can you really afford it?"

Paimon put his hands on his hips.

He asked with a very contemptuous expression.

"Uh......"

"So, Mora is indeed not enough."

Zhongli said distressedly.

"Why on earth is Morax missing Mora?"

Yingmei asked speechlessly.

"As the King of Rocks and Morax, I can naturally create Mora easily."

“But since you have chosen a mortal identity like ‘Zhongli’, you should follow the rules of a mortal. "

"Although I still have the heart of God in my hand during the journey I have been on with you."

"But I know that I am about to step down from my position as a stand-up, so how can I not give a preview of my new life in the future?"

Zhongli explained.

"Well...no wonder!"

"I understand!"

"Zhongli always spends money without looking at the price. It turns out it's because he's not used to looking at the price!"

"But he's not used to being a "self who can't transform into Mora at any time", so he has become a social waste who goes around eating for nothing and asking others to pay the bill..."

Paimon analyzed carefully.

"No... I just spent some stupid people's money..."

"You don't need to describe me like this, do you?"

Zhongli quickly retorted.

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——[Ordinary live broadcast room]:

"｀.Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard!!!"

"I declare! Paimon is our strongest mouthpiece in Teyvat!!!"