I'm just an Internet cafe owner

There are only a few picture descriptions. After seeing these contents, people in this world can't help it, let alone monsters.After all, in this era, the happiest form of entertainment in human cities may be reciting poems and fighting crickets and cockfights.The entertainment aspect shown inside is simply extremely joyful.

This is just a book for all ages. If I get an 18x one, the tiger demon will probably be happy.

When the bear demon saw it, he sneered: "That's it? It's boring."

He is a demon with high-level pursuits. He wants to live forever so that he can eat more honey.However, when he was about to turn around, the snake demon turned to the next page.What's more, he is a bear, how could he be interested in a human's ugly body?

However, when he saw a new page out of the corner of his eye, he froze.This page describes food-related food, and the food that people and demons make when they become humans.

Honey-glazed pork, sweet and sour pork ribs, boiled cabbage, and barbecue.Just looking at the picture above, the bear demon almost drooled. Looking at the description above, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

Bear Demon: "Is human food really so delicious?"

Snake demon: "No! But I heard that we demons have different tastes from humans and cannot taste human delicacies. But as long as we become humans, we can."

Bear Demon: "Brother, do you know that we can eat this stuff when we become humans?"

The snake demon said with certainty: "It seems possible. I know a chicken demon who went to Furui City to become an adult. He came to see me once and said that the fried chicken in that city is very delicious. As long as you work, you can get money. If you work for a week, you can eat the food for 30 days. I also heard that there are special people who teach you how to cook."

The bear demon turned and walked away, and the tiger demon was puzzled: "Ah bear! Are you not interested?"

Bear Demon: "Everyone! My old bear

Go first. "

Why do demons cultivate into human form?Because according to the rules of this world, only by cultivating the human form can one enjoy human food, and eating human fireworks is not restricted by heavenly calamity.And what about this bear demon?He once determined to eat delicious honey all over the world. In order to eat it, he wanted to live forever.But now I hear that I can eat it as soon as I become a human, so I go straight.

After all, Sun Wukong's name is there, and many little demons who have defected to the past have said that the life here is really like that of gods.

Again, in this era, the great demon is indeed not restricted by heaven and earth.But how many great demons are there?There are countless little demons.Moreover, these little demons have magic power, but not much. If they encounter butchers and hunters, if they do not practice enough, they may even be hunted and suppressed, and eventually die.

The current opportunity to become an adult was proposed by the Monkey King, one of the seven demon kings who was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Even the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Palace was helpless.Of course I have to take a look. Even if it doesn't work out, wouldn't it be beautiful to seek refuge in the name of the Great Sage Qitian?

Look at this Furui City again. You can eat, drink and enjoy the joy of ups and downs.As for the price of obtaining these?Just a little bit of work.Although demonization leaves behind human attributes.However, due to the influence of the original body, those with strong bodies can also obtain strength that ordinary people cannot match, and those with advanced cultivation can obtain more qualifications for cultivating immortals.

If you want to survive in this city, as long as you are not lazy, you can eat, drink and have fun.

However, among the countless monsters, there is a very special being who has figured out this city after months of familiarity.

"This city is quite interesting."

A man with short hair, short sleeves and jeans was holding a cup of milk tea, looking around while sipping it.

Chapter 600 Tathagata wants to connect to the Internet

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, or Avalokitesvara for short, rescues the suffering. When he heard that Monkey King, the Monkey King, had built sects and towns, he had been observing.To this day, the town is quite large and he is used to life in this city.

how to say?Let alone humans and monsters in this city, not even gods can resist the true fragrance.

In such a city, everything is contrary to Buddhist propaganda. What is the result?The whole city is getting better and better under Guanyin's observation.

He also discovered the fundamental reason, which was that everyone in this city, whether human or demon, had enough to eat.It is very difficult to eat well, let alone people, even gods.

Immortals can conjure food out of thin air, but giving people food directly will lead to laziness and even comparison, which will lead to social unrest.

However, the city built by Sun Wukong went completely in the opposite direction. It not only produced food, but also allowed cultivators to farm the land.Obviously everyone is so full that they are making trouble all over the world, but Sun Wukong has come up with another strange machine. This machine is so good!There are beautiful little figures, books, and even things called games for people to enjoy.

What?Body discrimination?Sun Wukong directly got a few scientists from other worlds and based them on people from his own world!Monster!You can be as tall, short, fat or thin as you want. As long as you are willing to work in this city, five days a week, seven hours a day, excluding the need for food, drink, housing and buying a house, you can buy it with a five-year deposit. I can afford this potion.It is even said that in the future, ugly and unique people may be the mainstream.After all, there are so many good-looking things that I am face-blind.

Not enough to eat or warm to wear?It doesn't exist. There are public rental housing, low-rent housing, and even factories with food and lodging included.Immortal cultivators take the lead in farming, even if you are lazy and useless.It doesn't matter!Bio power station please.

Nowadays, the biological power station of the PsiCorps can be said to be the standard equipment for many lazy people in the world. It generates electricity for a day and provides the food the body needs, even meat and eggs. At the same time, it also provides some wages based on the amount of power generated, so you can earn money while sleeping. .

capitalist?You may have.But it must meet Sun Wukong's requirements, otherwise Sun Wukong will let those people know why he is called the Monkey King.

There is even a complete legal system in the city. The laws are not strict but also allow everyone to know the law and not break it.

When physical desires are satisfied, spiritual desires can also be satisfied.

One is called a computer, and the other is a mobile phone. They also teach others how to create.

Not to mention, even he, Guanyin, found it interesting to watch.He has posted some Buddhist videos these days, which have been liked and supported by many people. He even said that he felt that many people in this city believe in Buddhism, and this is the belief...

oh?Coffee cup, you ask?This is his jade purification bottle, which contains Yangzhi nectar.

He is sitting here drinking and typing on the keyboard. As a Bodhisattva in Buddhism, his mentality is very good.Buddhism cannot become mainstream here, but he also found that some of his ideas are very recognized.

Even Sun Wukong would praise him: "This monkey head is so sophisticated that it is impossible to be picky."

Guanyin is certain that if the lifestyle of Furui City can be extended to the entire Nanzhan continent, then this state will become the most peaceful state and the place where Buddhism spreads most smoothly.

Of course, this is probably the place with the fewest believers in the true sense.Everyone only reads it and even uses it, but too few really believe it.Some people may even ask: “Can practicing Buddhism grow more food?”

No matter how you answer it, there are two answers: yes and no.Even Guanyin like him could only smile and shake his head with this arrogant attitude.

He was watching, just watching, as if he sensed something, he raised his head and looked forward.

I saw only a black hair in front of me

The man and the pink-haired demon walked hand in hand while drinking juice.

Liu Yuan and Mu Geng also took advantage of getting off work today to come to the Monkey King World to join in the fun.What Liu Yuan didn't expect was that he would see Guanyin.

"Master Guanyin! Hello!"

Liu Yuan sat opposite Guanyin without any recognition, while Guanyin took a sip of poplar nectar: ​​"This donor, how did you recognize me?"

Liu Yuan: "According to what is called in this world, innate supernatural powers? Wait, let's see how many innate supernatural powers I have. Well... I have the title of Heaven's Blessing. This title allows me to directly see through the gods, demons, and Buddhas in this world. Essentially. It’s not a big problem.”

As a guest, Liu Yuan was warmly welcomed by the heaven in this world.Even Hedao saints from several parallel worlds in the entire world wanted to come over to join in the fun, but were driven back.

After hearing this, Guanyin took a big sip of poplar nectar to calm down.God favors you?What did this man do to be favored by heaven? "

Liu Yuan saw through the other party's thoughts and replied: "It seems that he didn't do anything? Just helped the world save more than 1000 years of development time and preserved the diversity of species? By the way, he created a place where gods, monsters, and humans can coexist. Model? The belt has helped improve the world's productivity for thousands of years? Overall, it hasn't done much."

After all, it was Sun Wukong who did these things, and he only acted as a middleman and advisor, helping Sun Wukong find some suitable things.This is what he should do as a boss, there is no need to brag.

Guanyin: "I see, you are the one guiding Wukong from behind."

Liu Yuan said with a smile: "I can't say he gave me advice. He realized many things by himself. But having said that, Guanyin, what do you think of this city?"

Upon hearing the inquiry, Guanyin pondered: "Okay! Good! Good. Completely release the desires of living beings, but at the same time use norms and force to restrain desires. Whether it is curiosity, appetite, or sexual desire, it can be released. And this thing called the Internet Things can also release the hostility of sentient beings. After releasing the hostility, they can continue to live a normal life, thus achieving balance. Wukong, he is quite capable."

Not only Guanyin, but even the Tathagata Buddha in Lingshan is studying the Internet at this moment.According to Tathagata's speculation, Sun Wukong's model will definitely expand to the entire world in 500 years.

What?Intervention?Why intervene?Although there are many Buddhist believers, they are only a drop in the bucket compared to all the living beings in this world.Sun Wukong's development of the Internet is an opportunity for Buddhism.

When the Internet expands to all places, then as the Buddha, his speech will naturally be watched by all living beings in the three worlds.What?Learn from the west?Take a shit.Secretly understand how the so-called Internet developed, and at the same time push Sun Wukong to let the entire world develop to this situation within 500 years, and then Buddhism can be spread as much as he wants.

It is even said that during this period, humans themselves experienced several wars. At that time, some Buddhist teachings were spread, and the number of believers would increase exponentially.

6 Sun Wukong knows how to compromise

Whether it is the Buddha, the Jade Emperor or even those people above are not stupid, monopoly?Don't think about it, if anyone dares to monopolize it, other forces will definitely take action.Since we can't monopolize it, why not take the initiative to help push it away?When the time comes, you will take the initiative in your own territory, and the three religions will be able to spread in your own field.

Liu Yuan didn't know what these gods, demons, demons and Buddhas were thinking. After all, this world was the world of Sun Wukong. He was just here to play and there was no need to worry about it. But after listening to Guanyin's words, he understood Guanyin's attitude.

Liu Yuan smiled and said: "That's good. This is just the starting point. It won't be long before those guys from Heaven will start descending to earth, right?"

Liu Yuan was not guessing, but Sun Wukong invited him here to help him arrange the network cable.After all, in this world, many things do not work well with technology and require magic and face.Sun Wukong felt that he was not proud enough, so he invited Liu Yuan over.And Liu Yuan was so proud that he not only helped Sun Wukong pull the network cable to the underworld.At the same time, Sun Wukong was allowed to place some high-power satellites in the sky, but the satellites in the sky needed to go through a process to get the Jade Emperor's consent, so Sun Wukong went to find the Jade Emperor.

And some gadgets called "omnics" brought by Sun Wukong were brought to Heaven. After introducing them to the Jade Emperor, he felt very good about them.Omnics are not clones and do not require a lot of mana to maintain.At the same time, omnics can also store mana, and if they are programmed, they will do what they need to do on time.

It is difficult to do complex tasks, such as the God of Wealth, 28 Constellations, Yue Lao, etc. These gods' work is very important and cannot be easily done by these machines.There is also the job of the heavenly soldiers and generals, which is to maintain the order of the three realms, and they cannot be dismissed casually.

But his job as the Jade Emperor is simple!Every day is to go to court, listen to the chatter of the ministers, retire from court, and spend the day.

After this day has passed, a year has passed.Wait for the next day, continue to go to court, and continue to listen to the ministers.

For a life like this, the omnics brought by Sun Wukong can naturally replace it.No, at this time, Sun Wukong was in the Lingxiao Palace, arm in arm with the Jade Emperor.

Jade Emperor: "Wukong! I want to do this and this, what do you think?"

When Sun Wukong heard the Jade Emperor's request, he chuckled and said: "No problem, since it is your request, Jade Emperor, I will definitely satisfy you, and I will definitely be able to make something that will make Heaven turn a blind eye. But the Jade Emperor!"

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Sun Wukong smiled evilly and said: "Jade Emperor, you don't want your laziness to be blamed by others."

you know? "

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, then laughed and cursed: "You monkey head has learned to threaten people. Tell me what you want."

Sun Wukong: "Hey~ It's actually nothing. I, Sun, have recently wanted to develop what is called a wireless network. I discovered that this signal requires satellites, and this satellite has the best coverage in the 33rd sky. You see..."

Jade Emperor: "Oh? Is the Internet you are talking about created in your city?"

Sun Wukong nodded: "Exactly, with this, signals can be received in the three realms except the underworld."

Jade Emperor: "No problem, but Wukong. If you do this, Empress Houtu may be unhappy."

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "I, Sun, have my own way."

The Jade Emperor still doesn't know that the underworld actually has a network one step ahead of heaven under the operation of Liu Yuan.

Hearing that Sun Wukong was so understanding of human nature, the Jade Emperor nodded with satisfaction: "By the way, Wukong, how many satellites are you talking about?"

"A thousand!"

"How many?"

Sun Wukong made a gesture and then said with a smile: "Hey, I am a little greedy, one thousand."

"no!"

Sun Wukong continued to come over and said with a smile: "Look, Jade Emperor, with these, you and all the immortals in heaven can access the Internet, and for your mechanical clone, I will give you the best, the best."

Jade Emperor: "No, you want too much."

Sun Wukong scratched his head and looked anxious: "Then five hundred!"

The Jade Emperor shook his head: "No, at most a hundred!"

Hearing this number, Sun Wukong was delighted: "Okay! One hundred is one hundred."

Sun Wukong knows how to pull. He originally just tried to see if he could launch fifty, but the Jade Emperor said one hundred, so just follow the Jade Emperor's words.

"Thank you so much, Jade Emperor! I, Old Sun, will take care of your affairs for you."

Sun Wukong left. Looking at Sun Wukong's leaving figure, the Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing and scolding: "This monkey head! It's true."

Sun Wukong has already taken care of the Three Realms Network matter. Although urban expansion and world development will take time, with the Internet, these developments will be faster.

No, with the development of the city, many gods in the heaven except the Jade Emperor are trying to come to the mortal world to have fun.Although some immortals cannot be as free and easy as the Jade Emperor, they have been in heaven for so long, so they naturally have ways to get into the human world.

After all, everything in Furui City is so interesting. It has everything to eat, drink, and have fun. Even if you don't dare to do anything, just find a house and lie on the bed and mess around. For the gods, it is a fairy-like life.

To tell a joke, what people call the life of gods is actually the life that gods desire most.There is no need to do anything, just show up every day.Whatever you want is delicious and drinkable.When we have something to do, we hang out together, and when we have nothing to do, we invite each other to have dinner.

It is obviously a journey to the west world, but now it is messed up by the gods.

Until the Internet cafe opened again, Sun Wukong came to the Internet cafe happily.

"Boss~turn on the phone!"

Sun Wukong is very happy. First of all, he is happy to see the results of farming in his own world for so long.On the other hand, as he made more and more friends, Sun Wukong found that when he wanted to fight, he didn't need to do it himself.

No, Xiniu Hezhou recently had a demon king pop up out of nowhere.It has the momentum that Sun Wukong was fearless in the past. When he found that Furui City was so prosperous, he wanted to compete with Sun Wukong.

However, before he could do this, his younger brother sold it to him.The younger brother just sells it. The local land and mountain gods will report one to the underworld and the other to heaven.

Good guy, heaven directly sent soldiers and generals to tie up the person, and hell sent people to arrest the soul.What?Is the other party’s life span short?If you arrest the wrong person, then send him back. If he is someone who has committed many evil deeds, tell the person in charge when you send him back, and kill him without hesitation. Wouldn't that mean he goes back to the underworld again?

When the body dies, the soul is considered dead and should stay in the underworld.

In the past, Sun Wukong felt that fighting on his own was very satisfying.But after practicing in the Internet cafe and making friends with so many gods, Buddhas and monsters, he found that it was better to die without even daring the other party.

No, he was so happy that he bought a hundred delicious giant peaches from the front desk and played games while eating them.

"Wukong, are you feeling very comfortable?"

Sun Wukong nodded and said: "Yes! I, Old Sun, have never had such a good fight. I used to fight alone. Now others help me fight."

Liu Yuan smiled and said: "This is the advantage of having a broad relationship. When the interests are consistent or even say that you have the benefits they want, they will naturally want to curry favor with you."

Sun Wukong: "Understood! This is what you are talking about, boss. What you cultivate in cultivating immortality is being human and worldly. Hey, now I am very busy every day, so I can enjoy it here. Let me go to the food world and eat all kinds of things. Tuck it around."

With that said, Sun Wukong entered the Internet cafe and started a happy game process.His world has not yet been fully developed, but many things will take time to polish next.Even if the time ratio between the two worlds is different, in this world full of gods and demons, it will take hundreds of years to see the results of Sun Wukong's farming.

But for Sun Wukong, it was a hundred years, and for this Internet cafe, it was only a hundred days or even more than a year.

Sun Wukong sat down, Mu Geng licked the popsicle and complained: "I feel that since he came, you have paid more attention to him than me!"

Liu Yuan sat next to Mu Geng

, holding her hand: "That's natural, that's my Bai Yueguang, naturally pay attention. What? Are you jealous? I want to pay attention to you forever~"

"Hey~ Nausea!"