The daily life of the service department starting from helping the elf princess

After all, he had been working in the Student Guidance Office for a long time, and he felt that Hiratsuka Shizuka's Student Guidance Room was about to become his activity room.

197. Hiratsuka Shizu’s student guidance education

"Teacher Kirisu wants to ask you to go to the student guidance room? We are obviously a little noisy, why do you call Hikigaya-kun the only one?"

"Yesterday Hiki-chan skipped class for almost the entire day, and now Mafuyu-chan is definitely going to cause Hiki-chan trouble."

"Don't worry, Mr. Tongsu is just a little stricter. As long as you bow your head and admit your mistake, Mr. Tongsu will let you back."

"Come on, little Biqi!"

After class, Kirisu Mafuyu stepped on high heels and glanced at Hikigaya Hachiman in the last row with a cold face as he walked out of the classroom.

Kitagawa Uimu and Shirasaki Yuna gathered around to care about Hikigaya Hachiman, and comforted him not to mind being called to drink tea again.

However, Hikigaya Hachiman didn't worry too much. He stood up, waved to them and walked out of the classroom with a smile.

"Thank you for your concern. I know Mr. Kirisu is a good teacher and will definitely not mess with me."

How else could Kirisu Mafuyu embarrass him? She didn't know how to punish students corporally, she just wanted to educate him.

But he just chatted a little louder before Kirisu Mafuyu came to the classroom. This little thing didn't cause Kirsu Mafuyu to do anything to him.

The only thing that made him embarrassed was that he had to go to the student guidance office again and was disliked by Hiratsuka Shizuka.

Although I haven't been there in the past two days, it is obvious that the impression he and Ai Lisi left on Hiratsuka Shizuka will not dissipate so easily.

"Boom boom boom!"

Hikigaya Hachiman walked to the door of the student guidance room and knocked on the open door.

"come in."

A familiar response immediately came from the student guidance room.

Hikigaya Hachiman walked in and closed the door, walked to the sofa and sat down.

There was no doubt that two glamorous-looking female teachers were sitting opposite him.

The straight pink iceberg beauty Kirisu Mafuyu.

Shizuka Hiratsuka, an older leftover girl with long black hair and straight hair.

One is responsible for educating and preventing students from having inappropriate interactions with the opposite sex.

One is responsible for supervising and preventing the two from having an improper teacher-student relationship.

"Hikigaya, what did you do again?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka saw Hikigaya Hachiman calmly walked to the sofa and sat down to look at them. He was not at all restrained by the teacher's education and guidance, and was not even prepared to take the initiative to speak. He couldn't help but feel helpless and could only take the initiative to speak.

Damn Hikigaya, it was more natural to enter her office than Kirisu Mafuyu, and those who didn't know thought it was his office.

"How do I know this? Teacher Kirisu asked me to come here. You should ask Teacher Kirisu, right?"

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Kirisu Mafuyu, who was sitting upright next to Hiratsuka Shizu, with his hands on his thighs and knees.

Kirisu Mafuyu doesn't seem to teach so many students with problems who are partial to subjects. She only has a sleeping beauty in a certain class. However, she is still very serious and rigid. She wholeheartedly wants students to focus on the subjects she is good at, and she is cold-faced towards students.

"Displeased, I remember I told you not to waste your time studying and disturbing your classmates. Look what you have done. You are still talking to so many classmates even in class today. You even missed a whole day of class yesterday."

Hearing Hikigaya Hachiman's pretentious words, Kirisu Mafuyu's face turned frosty and her eyes were fixed on Hikigaya Hachiman.

"Correction, yesterday I was in class during the first period and afternoon, so I didn't miss the entire day." Hikigaya Hachiman shook his head, "Secondly, I didn't bother Ichinose-san and Innocent-san during class, okay? I'm not in the classroom anymore."

"I want you to concentrate on class, not to skip class!"

Hearing that Hikigaya Hachiman imitated her words, Kirisu Mafuyu squeezed her slender white fingers hard. However, as a teacher with excellent quality, she naturally would not use the iron fist like Hiratsuka Shizuka, but she stared with an increasingly cold tone. Hikigaya Hachiman.

It's as if he wants to use his majesty as a teacher to scare Hikigaya Hachiman and make him realize how he has lost his way.

If Hikigaya Hachiman didn't know that Kirisu Mafuyu was a loser in private, he might still think that Kirisu Mafuyu looked very majestic.

But when he thought that Kirisu Mafuyu might be worse than the older leftover girl Shizuka Hiratsuka in terms of self-care ability, he couldn't help but laugh.

The nickname Shirasaki Yuna and the others gave Kirisu Mafuyu, Little Mafuyu, was quite kind and cute, comparable to Hiratsuka Shizuka’s Little Quiet.

"why are you laughing?!"

Seeing that Hikigaya Hachiman not only ignored his majestic scolding, but even had a smile on his lips, Kirisu Mafuyu could hardly maintain his cold expression.

What's going on with this Hikigaya! ?

She was educating him with good intentions, but this guy didn't take her words to heart at all? !

"Hikigaya, how could you skip class? You've been running away all day. Kirisu-sensei is doing this for your own good. You have to listen to Kirisu-sensei."

Seeing this, Hiratsuka Shizu also grimaced, tapping her slender fingers on the table, and at the same time winked at Hikigaya Hachiman, asking him to respect Kirisu Mafuyu and give others some face.

Although Hikigaya Hachiman had a criminal record, she guessed that Hikigaya Hachiman skipped class for so long yesterday, most likely because he was with the elf princess Ai Lisi.

But how could she say such a thing? She could only help Hikigaya Hachiman cover up, let Hikigaya Hachiman comfort Kirisu Mafuyu, and let her leave the student guidance room with satisfaction after she was done with her anger. There was no need to mess with these things. Kirisu Mafuyu was angry.

Tsk, this guy Hikigaya can actually do it for a long time. It’s not because of this that the elf princess fell in love with Hikigaya...

"It's not that I don't listen to Kirisu-sensei. I no longer disturb Innocent-san and Ichinose-san. It should be fine if I don't listen to the class myself."

Hikigaya Hachiman shook his head and explained.

"After all, I want to be a househusband in the future. It doesn't matter if I don't attend classes or study. As long as I find a good woman to marry after graduation."

Being the man behind a successful woman can be said to be his ideal that has almost never changed, but now this ideal has changed from one to many.

"..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka was speechless. Although she had known Hikigaya Hachiman's thoughts for a long time, she still felt suffocated by Hikigaya Hachiman's righteousness.

The biggest and highest-status people in the school are undoubtedly the demi-humans who have transferred here, including the dragon clan leader Urushila, the elf princess Ai Lisi, and the extremely popular national idols mermaid singers - Elio and Elusi. , Ella.

Their status is much greater than that of Yukinoshita and Ichinose, two congressmen's daughters, and some of the students involved in the Yakuza forces.

Urushira has a bad temper and is difficult for Hikigaya to deal with. The mermaid singers are busy with their idol careers and don't have much time to come to school, so Hikigaya doesn't meet them.

No matter how you look at it, Hikigaya Hachiman's ideal of being a housewife is to love Elise, the elf princess.

There are rumors circulating in the school that Hikigaya Hachiman and the elf princess Ai Lisi are close.

She can prove that the relationship between Hikigaya and Elise is indeed very good and deep for a long time.

Although she could only look at the clean and tidy student guidance room without a trace of dust every time, she could not see any clues with her own eyes.

But regardless of these details, if Hikigaya Hachiman really wins Ai Lisi, he probably doesn't really need to study hard.

Under this realistic situation, she couldn't help but ask Hikigaya Hachiman to study hard and build his own career through his own efforts.

With the elf princess's status and power, an ordinary person like Hachiman Hachiman, who studies hard for ten lifetimes and a hundred lifetimes, can't reach it...

"What does it mean that it doesn't matter if you don't work hard or study? Even if you are a stay-at-home husband, you have to master enough skills and knowledge to do it well. How can you marry an excellent wife if you don't become better!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka knew Hikigaya Hachiman's thoughts and actual situation, but Kirisu Mafuyu didn't understand that deeply. She saw that Hikigaya Hachiman was just a little biased, but refused to work hard and only wanted to take shortcuts. He couldn't listen to her at all. Persuasion, his face was as cold as ice with anger, and his chest was heaving.

Obviously Hikigaya Hachiman is in such a good position, with so many outstanding and beautiful girls around him.

But he doesn't want to make progress, he just wants to support his family with girls.

How can such a decadent and depraved boy attract the girls around him?The better and more beautiful a girl is, the higher her demands will be, right?

"Um...Teacher Kirisu, I know you do it for my own good, but the skills of being a housewife have nothing to do with world history, unless you want to teach me life skills."

Hikigaya Hachiman knew that under normal circumstances, Kirisu Mafuyu's words were definitely right. Even if he had the idea of ​​being a househusband, he couldn't really skip classes and act recklessly.

But it is obvious that he is not in a normal situation. Now he is working hard for the future life of a housewife. He is not giving up on himself and only thinking of relying on others like Kirisu Mafuyu thought.

"life skill......"

When Kirisu Mafuyu heard about Hikigaya Hachiman's skills as a housewife, he decided to educate Hikigaya Hachiman so that he would not waste time studying.

But thinking about her own terrible ability to take care of herself, she couldn't help but feel a little silent.

If she were to teach Hikigaya-san at her own level... I'm afraid her dignity as a teacher would be completely lost...

"Actually, Hikigaya knows he was wrong, but he's just too thin-skinned to know how to apologize to you. Don't take it to heart."

Seeing Kirisu Mafuyu's face darkened and not saying anything, Hiratsuka Shizuka thought she was extremely angry at Hikigaya Hachiman, so he quickly comforted her.

"Why don't you go back today, Mr. Kirisu, and let me take care of the rest of the education? I will ensure that you see Hikigaya Hachiman who is serious and obedient in class tomorrow."

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Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was good at making claims, but before he could refute, Shizuka Hiratsuka quickly stood up and jumped to his side, covering Hikigaya Hachiman's mouth with his hand, and even tightly wrapped Hikigaya with his arms. Hachiman.

"Don't talk back!"

"...I hope so, Hiratsuka-senpai, you've taken a lot of trouble. Just teach Hikigaya-san and don't punish him corporally. If it doesn't work, wait until I have time tomorrow to persuade him."

Seeing Shizuka Hiratsuka using a body-locking technique on Hikigaya Hachiman to pin him down, Mafuyu Kirisu sighed slightly.

"Hikigaya-san, your grades in liberal arts are quite good. Although you are a little worse in science, it won't be a big problem if you work hard and go to university. I hope you will give it some thought, Hikigaya-san."

After saying that, Kirisu Mafuyu stood up and left on high heels.

"Did you hear that? Teacher Kirisu is still concerned about you and not letting me teach you a lesson."

Hiratsuka Shizuka stared at Hikigaya Hachiman who was pinned to the sofa and could not speak. Although Kirisu Mafuyu was strict, not every student could take care of him. Hikigaya Hachiman was called to the student guidance department again and again. room, it can be seen that Mafuyu Kirisu really wants to teach Hachiman Kiritani.

"too heavy......"

"what?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't hear clearly, and subconsciously loosened Hikigaya Hachiman's hands that were holding them tightly.

"I mean, little Jingjing, you are too heavy."

Hikigaya Hachiman pursed his lips, signaling Hiratsuka Shizuka to quickly move away from the gravity ball squeezing his cheek.

"Teng!"

"What do you mean it's too heavy?! Tell me clearly!!!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka, who felt that Hikigaya Hachiman was making light of himself, blushed and clenched his fists in embarrassment. This Hikigaya Hachiman...

"Don't hit me, you pushed it into my face yourself."

The white and tender fist stopped in front of Hikigaya Hachiman in vain. Hiratsuka Shizuka suddenly hammered Hikigaya Hachiman's thigh down, and then let go of Hikigaya Hachiman, glaring fiercely at Hikigaya Hachiman and stood up and sat down, not at all because of her. Tekken threatens Hikigaya Hachiman who feels a little scared.

"You are clearly enjoying it calmly! You still sound like a victim!"

She felt that Kirisu Mafuyu was depressed and aggrieved just now.

This guy should at least pretend to struggle!He didn’t even bother to pretend!

"Xiao Jing, you were the one who slapped me in the face first. I didn't bite you back, so you're good."

Hikigaya Hachiman shook his head with a smile. Now he didn't want to rashly provoke Hiratsuka Shizuka and Kirisu Mafuyu, but if they insisted on giving benefits, he wouldn't refuse.

Well... Xiao Jingjing is indeed an older leftover girl, she is indeed quite old...

"You! Okay, this topic is over. It's time to talk about you and Teacher Kirisu. Why do you want to make her angry?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka was so angry when she saw Hikigaya Hachiman's smiling face, but she couldn't really use violence on this guy. Just now she was worried that she couldn't defeat Hikigaya Hachiman who would probably overwhelm many people, so she subconsciously used up most of her strength to do so. Lock body.

Now that he couldn't control Hikigaya Hachiman, he became so embarrassed that he could only grit his teeth and quickly change the topic.

Don't say that you can't beat her, even if you can beat her, with Hikigaya Hachiman's shamelessness, he will probably go to Kirisu Mafuyu to complain about her using corporal punishment, and then Hikigaya Hachiman will be protected by Kirisu Mafuyu.

This kind of topic is destined to be a disadvantage for her, and she cannot delve into it any further.

"I didn't mean to make Kirisu-sensei angry, I just told the truth."

"You manage the service department in an orderly manner. The autistic girls who cannot be enlightened by Yukinoshita are all very obedient to you. Your emotional intelligence is not that low, right?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka rolled her eyes at Kiguya Hachiman. Is this a question of telling the truth? She could obviously satisfy Kirisu Mafuyu in a way that both of them liked, but it made their relationship worse.

"I just don't think there is any need to lie about this kind of thing. I will let Kirisu-sensei accept my idea of ​​being a househusband."

Hikigaya Hachiman shook his head. It was impossible not to lie at all in life, but to lie you must have enough benefits, and you can do it wherever you can.

Telling one lie requires making up many more lies, and may even require actual action.

Rather than letting him accept Kirisu Mafuyu's ideas, it is better to let Kirisu Mafuyu accept his ideas.

"I accept you as a househusband..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka was quite speechless. In this situation, Hikigaya wanted to tell Kirisu Mafuyu that he had confessed to the elf princess. He had already found a rich woman to support him, so he didn't need to work hard?

Let’s not talk about whether this will affect the reputation of the elf princess, Ai Lisi will not allow it.