"Su Tang, do you still remember me? Gugu."
Su Tang's pupils suddenly dilated.
His tone was full of doubts.
"The Devil of Chicken - Cuckoo Chicken?"
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Chapter 30: Send the Holy Lord to the brothel
"Su Tang, long time no see, Gugu."
The Chicken Demon jumped a few steps and jumped in front of the railing, speaking in an excited tone.
It's not too big, and the gaps between the irons aren't too small.Obviously it can escape with just a little squeeze, but it seems to be trapped inside and is completely unaware of this.
Su Tang looked at it and said nothing.
"Gugu, Su Tang, after you left, everyone in the class missed you very much. The class monitor went to Teacher Tanaka and asked several times where you were..."
The Chicken Demon didn't pay attention and just cooed excitedly to himself.
Demon hunting class...
Su Tang's eyes flickered a few times.
The Holy Lord was resurrected, and he was forced to obtain the identity of a Saint, but he also lost much of his identity.
For example, the demon hunting teacher.
He feels that he still likes this identity very much. The classmates in the class are very interesting, youthful and energetic, caring, intelligent and individual.If he hadn't gone looking for the Cow Talisman that night and flown to San Francisco to find the Holy Lord, maybe the reality would have turned out differently.
But what is past is past, and there is no point in thinking about it now.
Su Tang thought of this and asked, "How is school...now? Are the students okay?"
"Gugu, they are all normal."
The cuckoo chicken flapped its wings and shouted: "Originally, I was cooperating with Teacher Tanaka to complete a teaching plan of 'Humans and demons live together for a hundred days', but suddenly I was informed that I was coming here, and the monitor asked me to complete a fake death Plan to get out.”
monitor.
She's the girl who can read minds.
Su Tang nodded and asked, "Fake death? Who informed you that you were coming here?"
"Gugu, is it...is...eh?"
The Chicken Demon scratched his neck with his wings - he was really confused.
Then, as if he had forgotten about it, he started talking about fake death.
"The squad leader told me to hide behind a girl, and then she would make that girl fall down, right on top of me, pretending that I was crushed to death..."
Su Tang, who was still thinking about the abnormal behavior of the Chicken Demon just now, frowned when he heard this and said: "Let other girls fall? Isn't this deliberately hurting others? If she crushes you to death, what will other people think of her? ?”
Guguji was stunned for a moment, and then said: "It seems so. And that girl's popularity in the class seems not to be good to begin with. She usually doesn't have any friends."
Not popular, no friends.
Coupled with the suspected discord with the squad leader.
Su Tang rubbed his eyebrows, closed his eyes and sighed softly: "Okay, I probably know who that girl is."
Apart from Mitaka Chao, there will be no other suitable person.
"How many days have you been here?" he asked.
"One day? Two days? Or three days?" Cuckoo Chicken shook his neck and said, "It's dark in here. I can't tell the difference between day and night. I don't know how long it has been."
"Haha! You can't tell the difference, but I can remember it clearly!"
The Zhiba demon had a ferocious face, and blood continued to flow from its head and eyes, making it look particularly terrifying.
"Four days, eight hours, 24 minutes, 36...37 seconds!"
The veins on its forehead popped out, and the blood vessels protruded outward, like the roots of an old tree.
"Every minute, every second! I am counting clearly! When I get out, I will ask you to pay double the compensation!"
"I want to make the Holy Master a female! I want to sell her to the devil in the brothel! Let her pick up guests day and night without stopping! Receive the most cruel demons! Ahhhhhhhh!"
whirring whirring—
The demon's eyes were red and he was breathing heavily.
If it weren't for the iron rods and chains restraining it, I'm afraid it would immediately start biting everywhere like a mad dog.
This is completely different from the Jiba demon under the moonlit night.
It seems that the word "immortal" cannot be used when demons return from hell to the human world. It is more like a kind of reincarnation. As long as they are given different experiences, they can evolve into another kind of thought and personality.
So...if Makima was reborn once...
Su Tang slowly closed his eyes and opened them again.
It's too far to think about that now.Let’s get over the hurdle in front of us first.
After all, this is a ruthless person who can clamor to sell the Holy Master to a brothel to pick up customers.Compete with angels and demons.
Thinking of this, Su Tang turned around and took a look.
The angels and demons were already shaking their heads, and they fell asleep standing up, dreaming of meeting Duke Zhou.
"So, how long are you going to stay with it from here?"
Su Tang looked at the Chicken Demon again and asked.
"Just like what he just said, wait until the chickens have finished eating the rice, the dogs have finished licking the noodles, and the candles have burned out the chains."
"But the problem is..."
The Gu Gu chicken wings were placed on his hips and he said in a troubled tone: "I have no head and I don't eat rice."
"What a shame, the deadline is just to play with my assumptions. They are all things that are simply impossible to achieve. Look at that dog."
"Send it," the demon said viciously, and Su Tang followed its gaze.
On the floor, a vicious dog with three heads was licking the blood scabs flowing from the demon's body.
The so-called dog licked its face...does it actually refer to the surface of the demon's body?
If the devil doesn't die, he will never be able to lick it all.
There was also the candle, the flickering light was dim and dim. If he hadn't been reminded deliberately, Su Tang would not have realized that there was another light source here.
Expecting it to burn the chain...it's better to expect Pava to really solve some of the world's problems that can win a Nobel Prize.
These are indeed impossible things.
But what does this have to do with Su Tang.
"Tell me where everyone else is except you, and maybe I can help you get rid of one of those three conditions."
"Do you think I'm stupid?! You, Machima, and the Holy Lord are all the same! You bunch of rubbish! You stink..."
Send it. The devil is still outputting.
It was clear that the iron pillar was so painful to thrust in, so much flesh was protruding from the barbs of the thorns, and its face was obviously covered in blood, but its energy seemed to be inexhaustible, and it was screaming wildly.
Su Tang quietly looked at the demon who seemed to be going crazy.
He suddenly remembered the letter that Machima left him.
There are only a few sentences on the white paper, and the fifth one seems to be - when you hear laughter, it means you are awake; when you hear crying, it means you may be hallucinating.
Ever since the demon opened his eyes just now, it seems that the other party has... never smiled?
Of course, it seems somewhat inhumane to suffer such painful torture and yet make others laugh.However, considering that this city has been vaguely developing in the direction of "urban ghost stories", the inhumane and common sense of people can be temporarily left behind.
Looking at the bloody and cursing look on the Send Bar Devil's face now, he should be considered...crying, right?
After all, no one stipulates that crying must be tears, blood and tears are also acceptable.
So, could it be that I am in a hallucination now?
The chicken demon that suddenly appeared, the evil dog with three heads, the tiny crumbling candle... these all did not exist.
But if this is an illusion, how do you wake up?
Su Tang, who was thinking about this, suddenly raised his hand.
The Saint Seiya Staff gradually emerged.
"Ghosts, goblins, go away ~ goblins, goblins, go away~"
"Laughter!"
Makima already told him the answer, didn't she?
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"Hahahahaha! I, I am...hahahahaha...what's wrong with me...haha..."
The curses in the demon's mouth suddenly stopped.
The mouth that was constantly opening and closing, spitting out excrement, derogatory adjectives, etc., suddenly opened and closed.
The corners of the mouth seemed to be pulled by something, forcibly raised upwards.
Showing his big shining white teeth.
If you ignore the blood that is still flowing on the outside, anyone who sees this scene will not be able to help but give a thumbs up and say: "What a sunny and cheerful day!"
——The art of laughter.
A magic that could barely be classified as a first-level spell, but in fact Su Tang wanted to classify it as a zero-level magic.
Its effect is as simple and straightforward as its name.It can make ordinary people and people who don't understand magic laugh.
It has no spiritual abilities attached to it. It can neither truly enlighten the other person nor guide the other person subtly. It just makes others smile on the physical level.So it's more like some kind of trick.
When he first learned this spell, Su Tang was still wondering why Machima would include it in those spells. Now that he thought about it, it was just for this trip to Tokyo.
"It's really your style... Arrange everything properly and let others do things exactly according to the route you planned..."
Su Tang recalled the contacts he had with Makima when he was still in the police, and shook his head while thinking to himself.
There is no way, the route arranged by this woman is exactly the best route.For now, if Su Tang forcefully reverses his choice, he will be the one who suffers the loss.
"Dominate the devil..."
"Machima, everything in this world is changing, how can there be anything that can be controlled forever..."
"I hope that one day, you won't fall into your own [control]."
Shaking his head, Su Tang looked around.
Along with the laughter of the Zhiba Devil, the surrounding scene changed again.
The chicken demon, the three-headed dog, and the candle disappeared, and a new road suddenly appeared on the side of the narrow corridor.
Not far, just a few steps away.
The prison is right there, and Dongshan Xiaohong's figure can already be seen.
"Wait, hahahaha... damn you... haha... how long will I laugh... hahaha..."
When the demon saw Su Tang waking up the angel and walking towards the side, he became anxious.he asked loudly while laughing loudly.
"How long will you laugh?"
Su Tang smiled and continued walking forward without looking back.Only a teasing voice floated back, blown by the wind.
"Probably by the time the chickens have finished eating the rice, the dogs have finished licking the noodles, and the candles have burned out the chains."
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"Little Red."
Su Tang stood in front of the iron railing, and the laughter of the Zhiba Devil could be clearly heard behind him.
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