Being obsessed with killing, I became a knife crusher

"Uh-huh!"

"I'm married, and the groom is not the commander."

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

Dorothy looked at M16 in shock, she couldn't understand it at all.

"Ah, don't get me wrong, I am the groom."

"???"

Dorothy's brain shut down for a moment, and her body mechanically poured sugarrush into her mouth. This time she recovered.

"The bride is my sister M4 and commander."

"You, wait a minute, I, I'll have something to drink to take it easy."

Dorothy took out a bottle of eau-de-vie from under the counter with trembling hands, opened it and took a sip.

The highly alcoholic liquor brought her back to her senses.

"Moyin and your sister will wear wedding dresses for you?"

"Yes, both of them are beautiful."

"...I think Miss M16, you need some mental counseling. Although the humanoid XP is free,... you really should find a mental cloud tester to take a look. .”

Dorothy gave her own advice.

"The only ones who can make changes to our mental cloud map are the UMP404 specialized in the electronic station of the 45 team, the AK12 of the disobedient team, and the agents."

"If that little fox in 45 knew about this, she would definitely decorate my mental cloud to facilitate her backdoor. That woman in AK12... well, she probably ran to tell the commander that I wanted him to wear a flower wedding dress just for fun. matter, or use it as a threat.”

"What about the agent?"

Dorothy pinned her hopes on the last person.

"She will dismantle me except for my mental core and store it in a box, and then avoid my meeting with the commander."

"......"

Dorothy was completely speechless.

"Ahem, Mo Yin thinks it would look better in a groom's outfit, right?"

"Hey, you don't understand. He has a little bit of foundation and asks RO to put some makeup on him. He looks very cute. It's not an exaggeration to say that he is a black-haired beauty."

"Why is RO putting makeup on him..."

Dorothy complained.

"Of course it's because I'm dreaming."

M16 answered naturally.

"......"

"So, what are you worried about now?"

Dorothy decided to open a new topic.

"Well, you see, there are many people in our headquarters who want to swear an oath to the commander. I am somewhat self-aware that a rude person like me cannot take the position of bride, but no one wants to be the commander yet. The official’s husband, right? In other words, I can marry him together with my sister M4, wouldn’t I become the biggest winner in this way?”

M16 took a sip of Jack Daniel's whiskey and answered.

Dorothy didn't know what to say for a moment, so she could only pretend that nothing happened and continued to drink the water of life.

This, how can she answer the call?Is this M16 in front of me drinking every day and losing his mind?

"Hey, but if the proposal fails, I don't know what kind of expression I should use to see the commander."

"Yes, yes, I think you'd better give up this idea. It's too dangerous."

Dorothy spoke to persuade M16.

"But I really want the commander to wear a wedding dress for me."

"Don't talk nonsense outside, otherwise I think Miss 416 will definitely kill you."

Before Dorothy finished speaking, she saw HK416 walking towards this direction.

No, it can't be? Did 416 install a bug on the M16?

This, this is troublesome. The content of the conversation just now was that M16 wanted Mo Yin to feminize and marry her!

"Hey, M16, let's go to the arena to practice in actual combat."

"Don't go."

M16 refused confidently. Before, HK416 was drunk and hammered her into a steel plate, making her as big as a human!hammer!become!Got it!steel!plate!

"I don't know why I want to beat you up so much!"

HK416 said it straight to the point.

"Then if you do it, Mo Yin will definitely be unhappy."

M16 drank Jack Daniel's whiskey calmly.

Crack clap.

M16 and Dorothy heard the creepy sound of HK416's gnashing teeth.

"Bring me a Long Island iced tea."

HK416 sat down next to M16, and then asked Dorothy to come.

"I think I'm done drinking today, so let's go here first."

M16 stood up and was about to leave as she spoke. She recalled what happened to her last time when HK416 was drunk. Was this guy planning to use his drunkenness to ignore Mo Yin's opinions to hurt her?

"You're going to pay me how many drinks you have! Forget it if you don't go to the arena to fight. Are you willing to have a few drinks with me?"

HK416's hands were like claws, forcing M16 back to her seat.

This power completely exceeded the maximum output power of the humanoid engine and was unable to resist.

"......"

A layer of cold sweat broke out on M16's forehead.

"Give me the drink I ordered, please."

Pressing M16, HK416 politely asked Dorothy.

"Okay, okay, come right away."

When HK416 saw her, Dorothy immediately turned around and made a drink to avoid HK416's completely unsmiling look.

Soon, a cup of Long Island ice tea with a xi tube was placed in front of HK416.

HK416 bit the straw and quickly drank the Long Island Ice Tea in the cup, leaving only a few ice cubes in it.

"...Why is your Long Island iced tea tasteless? It feels different from the last time I drank it."

HK416 smacked his lips and asked a little strangely.

"Each bartender has his own style of drinks, and to be honest, I'm not a professional bartender. I just make them because I like drinking. It's actually quite normal that you can't get used to it."

Dorothy answered, well, she learned from the senior bartenders AA12 and the others that they must not give alcohol to HK416 without Mo Yin present.

So for the safety of myself and Miss M16, there was no alcohol in the Long Island ice tea just now.

Miss AA12 sneaked away when she saw HK416 coming, which also helped her a lot, allowing her to fool HK416 by pretending that she didn't know how to mix drinks.

"Did you not add alcohol to my drink?"

HK416 stared at Dorothy closely.

"Why, how could it be possible? How could I, the bartender, not give you a drink? Hahaha."

Dorothy let out a guilty laugh.

No, it can't be. How keen is this person's intuition?

Now, what to do now?I always felt that the atmosphere at the scene was very depressing.

"416, Mo Yin just called back and said that he wants to eat the meatball casserole you made as a supper tonight. Why are you here drinking... If you are drunk, you can't make it for him. Oh, by the way, I want to eat it. Quail egg casserole, make me one too if you can.”

As soon as G11's lazy voice came from the door, the almost solid atmosphere in the scene suddenly disappeared.

"Ah, I forgot. I'll go back and prepare fresh ingredients."

Remembering the agreement with Moyin to make him an exclusive midnight snack, HK416 immediately stood up and left with G11 with a happy look on his face.

Um!It was indeed correct to add ingredients to Moyin every day!Now Moyin will take the initiative to make it for him!She felt very happy when she thought of her own ingredients integrating into Mo Yin's body, hey hey hey.

"Wow. Miss 416's courage is really terrifying."

After HK416 left, Dorothy wiped her sweat. Only now did she feel that her legs were shaking.

Even though he knew that HK416 would not hurt him, this fear was the most instinctive fear.

"Huh.. What a troublesome guy. Let's drink here for today."

M16 also stood up with lingering fear, and then left the bar.

"416, why did you suddenly go to the bar..."

On the way back to the dormitory, G11 asked curiously.

"I don't know. I suddenly became very angry and wanted to fight with M16. Then I thought she must be at the bar, so I went over."

HK416 opened his mouth to answer.

"Moyin will be unhappy if one of our own fights..."

"But even then my anger still made me want to beat her up."

"Is this serious?"

"Well, I haven't wanted to beat her up so much in a long time."

"Anyway, don't get confused. Mo Yin wants to eat meatball casserole, and I want to eat quail egg casserole."

"Yes, yes, I know and there will be no confusion. I plan to fry him some more pot stickers. Do you want to eat them?"

"I think the quail egg casserole is enough for me. Speaking of which, 416, why do you know how to cook so much? I never saw you cooking this when we were together before..."

G11 asked curiously.

"Of course I learned it for Mo Yin. I thought that one day I would be proud to cook whatever he wants to eat, so I worked hard to learn various dishes."

HK416 answered naturally.

"Well, well, it seems like I'm pretty lucky... to be able to get the glory."

"Even if you don't want to take advantage of it, I will still do it for you if you try hard occasionally."

"It's a lie... Just treat me with simple dishes."

G11 said with some doubt.

"Is quail egg casserole a difficult dish to make?"

"Wow, I think it's quite simple..."

"That's okay, you also like to eat simple cooking."

"Well, that's because 416 you only cook simple dishes for me, so I like to eat them."

"No, I just made something you like to eat. You dormouse, don't make too high demands!"

After HK416 finished speaking, he started to hit G11 on the head again, but not hard enough.

G11 defended against 416's attack by crouching with his head in his arms.

............

K46 war zone.

In the heavily contaminated area caused by the collapse fluid, a large number of dismembered limbs and residual arms of EILD-infected people were scattered on the ground.

At the end of the mountain of corpses in the sea of ​​blood were two tactical figures wearing cloaks.

Three changes to the little princess and the iron-blooded sixteen pigeons.

"Really, this time's opponent is worthless."