Being obsessed with killing, I became a knife crusher

"Hey, hey, wait, you can obviously live better on your own."

Moyin reached out to push away the muzzle of HK416, and said in a panic that he didn't want the matter to turn into a situation where the two of them would self-destruct.

"This order will not be accepted. Either the commander retreats with us or dies together."

HK416 gives two options without explanation.

"Then let's go together! Let's go together."

Moyin chose it without hesitation.

"Aha, Commander, then go and clean the charcoal on your body."

MDR handed over a mirror.

Mo Yin looked at himself in the mirror with an explosive hairstyle caused by electric shock, and his face was covered with black charcoal skin and dirt, and he suddenly felt nauseated.

After talking to HK416 and MDR for so long with such a bad appearance, he wanted to die.

After taking a quick cold shower in the bathroom and scrubbing away the dirt, Mo Yin suddenly felt that his body seemed stronger.

"Hey, system, are you here?"

While taking a bath, Mo Yin asked in his mind.

According to the novel he read, the activation method of the cheat plug-in is nothing more than this, but considering that the system gloated after he was shocked...

"Commander, please ask the question directly and don't ask idiotic questions like whether you are here or not."

To Moyin's expectation, an answer came from his mind immediately, but the system's contemptuous answer made him very dissatisfied.

"Huh?? You're such a weak soul and you still look down on me? What the hell kind of attitude do you have!"

The angry Mo Yin shouted angrily.

"click"

The next moment, the bolt that locked the bathroom door was instantly popped open, and the entire door was violently torn open. Then HK416 in a fighting posture broke into the bathroom with a gun.

"Commander! Which intruder dares... dares... dares... dares... dares... dares... dares... dares... Dare, dare, dare!!!!”

Looking at the naked Mo Yin, HK416's face turned red and he fell into a state of panic.

"Oh! What a chance!"

MDR, whose face was slightly red, excitedly adjusted his phone to camera mode and started clicking.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't take pictures, you idiot!"

Mo Yin's spirit almost collapsed along with HK416, and his future seemed very dark when he got involved with the trouble-making MDR.

Chapter 3 Since we have to live and die together, we naturally have to share joys and sorrows together.

............

After coming out of the bathroom, I wiped HK416's face with a cold water towel, and HK416 slowly recovered.

The photos taken on the MDR phone were also deleted under strong protest from Merchant Bank.

"Ahem, just now, I was talking to a system in the bathroom. I heard her voice when I was electrocuting myself. Your appearance seems to be related to her. There is no intruder."

Moyin opened his mouth to explain, while HK416 lowered his head and listened.

"I'm really sorry for letting you see something bad."

Mo Yin said with some embarrassment.

"No, no, no, I think this is a very good experience. I have already engraved it on my mental cloud map and backed it up!"

HK416 said with a blushing face.

"Hey! Don't back up!"

"Commander, you misunderstood. This is just image data backed up to evaluate your body's health as a baseline."

"Is this so? But why are you suddenly using honorifics?"

Mo Yin looked at HK416 whose attitude suddenly changed with some confusion.

"I have no idea!"

HK416 declined to answer Merchant's questions.

"Let's eat something first and then proceed with the evacuation."

"Although there's nothing delicious, you can still cook instant noodles and mustard ham sausage, right?"

Mo Yin asked as he walked towards the kitchen.

"Please don't waste food. We have our own tactical rations, which already contain the energy we need for our operations."

"The three-day food reserve does not include the two of us who are still struggling."

HK416 opened a box of canned food that looked like cat food. Inside was some disgusting food like brown solid grease.

"Is this food delicious?"

Looking at the suspicious appearance of the canned food, Mo Yin asked speechlessly.

HK416 handed the can directly to Moyin.

"You can taste it yourself. This is the fixed military ration we currently equip. I have not tried other foods and cannot comment."

Looking at the spoon in the can, Mo Yin swallowed his saliva. It seemed that HK416 didn't realize that this was an indirect kiss, or did she not care?

Mo Yin took the spoon and planned to dig out a small piece of brown canned food, but found that the fat-like lump of food was very hard.

"Hey, Miss MDR also wants to eat some cute snacks I saw on the forum. Although I don't know how they taste, food with cute appearance is better than this boring military food."

MDR on the side sighed while eating military rations.

Mo Yin dug out a piece of fat and stuffed it into his mouth. Suddenly, an indescribable... smell like leather and tar mixed together appeared in his mouth, matching the strange nature of the food. Due to its greasy properties, Mo Yin felt his eyes turn white and almost fell to the ground.

This, the texture and taste of this ration can be completely classified into the category of dark cuisine.

"Commander, your face is a little pale. If you can't eat it, you can spit it out."

HK416 said with concern.

"No, it's okay, this is it."

Mo Yin forcibly swallowed the military rations and said with a pale face.

"I can give you half if you like."

HK416 showed a faint smile.

"I, I have a suggestion. Why don't we cook this military food with instant noodles? I usually add some canned food, pickled mustard, ham sausage, etc. to the instant noodles!"

"Then the three of us will share the meal."

"Oh, that's great. Human food is better than food from us tactical humanoids."

MDR put the can into Mo Yin's hand without hesitation and said excitedly.

"I also agree with MDR's view. Because of this, I think it is unnecessary to mix it with the commander's food. Inferior products will lower the quality of high-quality products. It is better for the commander to eat his own food."

HK416 said as he planned to take back his can.

"No, no, no, since we have agreed to leave together and die together, we must also eat together."

Without giving HK416 time to object, Mo Yin quickly walked to the kitchen.

Although he doesn't like this kind of canned food, adding a little seasoning and pickled mustard to the instant noodles should be better than eating this cold food...probably.

"What a willful commander."

HK416 murmured while checking the equipment on his body.

"Oh, it's better than meeting a commander who uses us as consumables, right?"

MDR said happily while clicking the buttons on his phone.

"Sa, who knows, we should sacrifice our lives to protect him. If at a critical moment, we need to break up, I hope he will not be indecisive because of the feelings he has with us... and escape alone, so that we It has fulfilled its final function.”

HK416 sighed.

"If you're going to die, it's better to have someone by your side to accompany you, right?"

MDR retorted.

HK416 didn't speak anymore, but turned his attention to his weapon again.

............

10 minute later.

Mo Yin returned to the house carrying a dinner plate with three bowls of instant noodles.

"Ah hahaha, although the taste is a bit weird, let's give it a try."

Mo Yin handed a slightly larger bowl of instant noodles to HK416.

"Why? Our Tactical Dolls have higher physical strength and durability than humans. This bowl should belong to you, Commander."

"Well, don't worry about that kind of thing. Didn't I just take a bite of your canned food? To be fair."

Putting the chopsticks into HK416's hand, Moyin then handed another bowl of instant noodles to MDR.

"Hi~ha~, it smells so good! I want to record this on my mobile phone, and then upload it if there is an Internet connection! Is that okay?"

MDR held the bowl and sniffed, then asked excitedly.

"It's up to you, as long as you don't add a misleading title, like Commander, I made dark food or something."

Mo Yin shrugged, picked up the bowl and slurped down the instant noodles.

Although compared with the previous instant noodles, the taste has dropped a bit after adding extra ingredients, but having eaten alone for two consecutive days, having two beauties eating with him made Mo Yin feel a lot better.

"Oh oh oh oh oh! I have decided that after the [-]th-level Crown Ancient Boss, my next dream is to eat such delicious food every day!"

Mo Yin looked at MDR with disbelief as he destroyed a bowl of scalding instant noodles in just one minute.

"Hey, this is quite hot. Eat it slowly so it doesn't get burned..."

Mo Yin reminded silently.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! We humanoids! We won't succumb to this little pain!"

MDR, who was holding his neck, laughed like a dead duck.

Chapter 4 Summoning System

Different from the vitality girl-style MDR, HK416 eats the noodles elegantly. Mo Yin also had to sigh that this is probably the difference between a silly beauty and an elegant beauty.

However, the glances that HK416 cast towards him from time to time still made him a little concerned.

But thinking about it carefully, it might be that he was too self-aware. Thinking of this, Mo Yin ate his instant noodles seriously.

"If you're still hungry, Commander, I'm full."

After Mo Yin put down the bowl, HK416 put down his chopsticks at the same time and pushed the remaining half bowl of noodles over.

"...My cooking skills are indeed very poor..."

Mo Yin looked disappointed. He finally understood how good HK416 was to him.

If he forced HK416 to eat it, she would probably eat it, but he always felt that it was not good, so he played a trick.

"Ah? No, no, no, the food is very delicious."

"You have leftovers..."

Mo Yin looked at HK416 with melancholy eyes.

"So it's not about eating leftovers, it's about that. I think that as a male commander, we need more calories to consume than female Tactical Dolls..."

Seeing Mo Yin's melancholy eyes, HK416 hurriedly explained.

“We humans have an old saying that finishing the food is the best compliment to a chef.”

"Ah! Really, I'll eat it! Can't I just eat it?"

Looking at the somewhat angry HK416, Moyin couldn't help but sigh that HK416 is really cute.