My ghost wives all want to kill me?
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"It's strange. It's obviously noon, but why does it feel so cold?"
Rubbing his palms together, Xu Meng leaned slightly closer to Li Gui. Xu Meng had no idea that the source of the change was right next to Li Gui.
With his lowered scarlet eyes, when he saw Xu Meng approaching, there was a murderous intention that could not be concealed, but he seemed to have discovered something, and he quickly gloated and hid it.
"Five stars suppress the color and illuminate the mysterious world."
The young Taoist priest in yellow robes not far away was still jumping up and down, but Li Gui was no longer in the mood to appreciate his performance. Yiyi's condition was more serious than he thought. It seemed that he had to go to Fangxi Village immediately to discuss the Blood Gate matter. Can't delay.
After spreading some glutinous rice and rice wine, and burning a few charms, the young Taoist priest put his hands together and waved them, finishing with a Taoist gesture.
He stood silently on the Taoist platform, chanting some mantras in his mouth. After a few minutes, he exhaled a breath of filthy air and slowly opened his eyes.
He nodded to Director Yang in the audience.
"Okay, each department is going to cut the ribbon and take photos. Let Xiao Chen and the others come over. By the way..."
Finally done, Director Yang, who was sitting in front of the screen, breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and waved his hands for the final group photo, but before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the voice of a young Taoist priest behind him.
"Director Yang, wait a moment. Since the altar has been opened today, Xiaodao can provide free fortune telling for some of the predestined people present. I hope Director Yang agrees. It can be considered a meritorious deed. Immeasurable Heavenly Lord."
"This....."
His body froze, and Director Yang turned around with obvious impatience in his eyes.
I'll pay you to come here and just show off, but you're really making a fool of yourself. I have a dozen scenes to shoot here today. It's a waste of time. Why don't you give me the money? !
Although he wanted to say this, Director Yang saw the eager eyes of the employees around him and thought it was free. He hesitated for a moment and nodded.
"Okay, Taoist Zhu, please hurry up, we still have a few scenes to shoot."
"Thank you Xiaodao."
Li Gui and Xu Meng were standing not far away, and they could just hear what Taoist Zhu and Director Yang were saying.
Not long after the director agreed, some of the staff present hurriedly approached Taoist Zhu and stretched out their palms to ask the young Taoist priest to read his palm.
Even if you can't be sure whether it's true or false, it's free anyway and you won't suffer any loss.
"Taoist Zhu, please help me find my marriage. I have been single for more than [-] years. When can I find a wife?"
"I'll show you this with Taoist Zhu, and I can give you the answer. You prepare a gift of 30 yuan, a newly renovated house, and a luxury car. It won't take long for your marriage to come."
"Taoist Zhu, please take a look at me. I've been suffering from insomnia recently, my limbs are weak, and I always feel like someone is pressing down on my bed in the middle of the night."
"Taoist Zhu, here I am, look at my fortune!"
"Don't worry, everyone. I'll choose a few people who are destined to be here, stretch out my right hand, and ask about your future."
......
As everyone else said, it is a characteristic to like to join in the fun, but Li Gui and Xu Meng had no intention of going there in the first place.
"I have a feeling you'll be in trouble again later."
Holding Yi Yi's hand, Li Gui noticed that when the so-called Taoist Zhu said he wanted to tell the fortunes of the predestined people present, he frequently looked at Xu Meng beside him. Although he quickly retracted his eyes, he still noticed him.
The drunkard's intention was not to drink, which could explain why Taoist Zhu suddenly proposed to tell fortunes for free.
"Ok?"
Xu Meng didn't understand what Li Gui meant. She didn't believe it in the first place. Besides, the real 'master' was by her side, so she wouldn't go to someone else to tell her fortune.
"I don't charge a penny for fortune-telling. I only charge those who have a destiny. Please be patient. Other fellow Taoists who want to predict good or bad luck can scan the QR code and increase my prestige. Because fortune-telling is inherently harmful to nature, so except today If you are a destined person, it will be 50 for every divination from now on."
He asked the staff to bring a stool and tried his best to look like an outsider. Taoist Zhu wanted to touch his beard, only to find that the fake beard was not glued on today because he was too troublesome.
"It's free for those who are destined, right? Master Zhu, look at me. I'm destined. Look at how round my head is."
"Please round your lower body. Master Zhu sees me as a destined person, so I asked you when I can get rich."
"Stop arguing, someone stepped on my foot."
The hustle and bustle lasted for a while, and then slowly settled down due to Zhu Taoist's pretense, and there was no rush to attack Xu Meng from the beginning.
Instead, he first selected a few other people to test their prospects.
"The will is like a rock, endowed with enterprising spirit. You can achieve your goals by overcoming all difficulties. You can achieve both fame and reality. Be patient and strive for great achievements. However, you need to be careful about the bad things brought about by other luck. Be cautious and be cautious to avoid disasters."
"Master, I don't understand. What do you mean?"
"The secret must not be leaked. You should slowly realize it."
Because Yiyi was by his side, Li Gui and Xu Meng didn't dare to get too close, but a conversation they overheard made him laugh and cry.
Chapter 469 I am also a Taoist priest
Say something specious and ambiguous, and then let the fortune teller slowly realize it. Even if he has not studied psychology systematically, he still knows that under such a premise, the fortune teller will unconsciously make associations with what the fortune teller said. , and then slowly felt that the calculation was very accurate.
In fact, it has no effect. It is similar to the poisonous chicken soup circulated on the Internet, telling you that if you work hard and take off your robe, you can have the future you want. In fact, it is all fart.
“I sometimes wonder why most people can’t figure out some problems that are so simple to think about?”
Obviously Xu Meng also discovered Zhu Daoshi's speaking skills, but what puzzled her was that the surrounding film crew, who at worst had undergraduate degrees, were fooled by such simple words.
"The fundamental purpose of improving academic qualifications is to bring about the ability of independent thinking and judgment. If these two kinds of thinking are abandoned for various reasons, it will be useless to have higher academic qualifications."
Xu Meng nodded thoughtfully, and Taoist Zhu, who was surrounded by the crowd, also planned to take action officially.
"Only five destined people will be transported today, and the last one is this lady."
Seeing Taoist Zhu pointing at his position, a lady wearing glasses and braided hair pointed at herself in disbelief.
"I?"
Unexpectedly, Taoist Zhu waved his hand in disgust and told her to go away, and his fingertips happened to point at Xu Meng.
"I can see that this lady's life has not been satisfactory recently. Are you willing to give Xiaodao a thin noodle?"
With a pale face and bruises on his forehead, everyone could see Xu Meng's difficulty.
Frowning, Xu Mengmeng was about to refuse, but unexpectedly Li Gui took her hand, walked forward, and stood in front of Taoist Zhu.
"Taoist Zhu, my life has been unsatisfactory recently, so why don't you help me by the way?"
Being disturbed, Taoist Zhu lowered his brows in obvious displeasure. However, in order to maintain his image as a Taoist master, Taoist Zhu could only pretend to be calm: "Heaven's secret enlightens the world, and it is about chance. Even if the fate has not arrived, even if the chance comes, Missed."
"I feel like my destiny has arrived. Master Zhu, let's take a look."
Li Gui looked a bit naughty and rogue, and for some reason the people who were still gathered around him unconsciously got out of the way when they saw him approaching.
They didn't know why, they simply didn't want to get close to this young man, as if there was a dangerous presence around him.
"Fellow Taoists must bear the consequences of forced initiation."
Taoist Zhu's tone was low, obviously not happy.
"Don't worry, Taoist Zhu, be bolder, let it shine a little brighter there."
Stretching out his hand, Li Gui made it clear that he would not leave until he ordered me to do something, which made Taoist Zhu, who regarded himself as a Taoist master, unable to suppress the anger in his heart.
But soon a trace of contempt flashed in his eyes, he grabbed Li Gui's hand and pretended to look at it.
If this Taoist priest could really reach the point of opening his eyes in the movie, he would be able to discover the reason why everyone is unwilling to approach. Behind Li Gui, stood a woman in a red dress.
The red eyes stared at him, with a look that looked at someone dead.
"Your wealth and career are all in tatters, your marriage and relationship are in shambles, you still have five elements but no water and wood, and you have some kidney failure. What's even more terrifying is that your lifeline is only half way through. This..."
The biting cold was on his body again, even stronger than before, but Taoist Zhu ignored it and continued to act on his own.
With trembling hands, he looked at his palms for a while, then stared at Li Gui with a shocking look.
"You are the body of misfortune. Anyone who comes into contact with you will suffer misfortune!"
After hearing Taoist Zhu's judgment, everyone who had been avoiding unconsciously moved a little further away. Xu Meng, on the other hand, seemed not to have heard and stood beside Li Gui indifferently.
"I didn't expect that Taoist Zhu knew medicine. Then you have also been in contact with Taoist Zhu and I, so it won't affect you, right?"
Li Gui had a gentle smile on his face, and he didn't look like a rogue at all.
"I have Taoism to protect your body. It won't affect you, but the people around you may encounter misfortune."
Seeing how close Xu Meng and Li Gui were, Taoist Zhu couldn't control the jealousy in his eyes, and looked at Xu Meng with an obvious hint.
"Oh~ Then how can we get rid of this misfortune?"
Li Gui looked very interested, as if the person the Taoist said was suffering was someone else.
"If people around you want to dispel evil spirits, they need to go to my Taoist temple to bathe and burn incense for three days. If you want to eliminate the root cause... you need to cut off the mortal world and enter the Tao. Only then can you follow the right path."
His purpose was almost written on his face. People around him were talking about it. Director Yang also noticed that something was wrong and wanted to remind Taoist Zhu.
"I see. Actually, Master Zhu, I am a surgeon and I know a bit about medicine. How come I didn't see anything wrong with my body?"
Taking off his backpack, Li Gui opened the zipper and didn't know what he touched. His smile became even happier.
"Traditional Chinese medicine focuses on the origin. The five elements are mutually reinforcing each other. It has been developed for thousands of years. How can it be compared to Western medicine?"
His words were very disdainful. Regardless of whether the other party believed it or not, Taoist Zhu had already figured out that whatever he said today would make him feel disgusted with the person who ruined his good deeds.
"It turns out to be a mysterious Chinese medicine doctor. It just so happens that Master Zhu and I are also a ghost hunter. Strictly speaking, we are still colleagues."
"You are also a Taoist priest?"
Taoist Zhu, who was wearing glasses, was a little surprised. He would not have met his colleagues, but he didn't expect Li Gui's next move, which immediately startled him.
"Yes, but I am a Taoist priest of the new era."
The moment the ghost-killing sword that was shortened was taken out and placed on the table, everyone took a breath of cold air.
"I chose physical ghost exorcism."
"you!!"
I really couldn't understand how Li Gui stuffed such a big knife into his backpack. Taoist Zhu was so frightened that he almost stood up and fell.
How can a normal person carry a big knife with him at all times? He won't encounter mental illness.
"The small way is to give good advice. If the donor doesn't believe it, just leave it and take care of yourself!"
It is not illegal to kill someone with a mental illness. Zhu Taoist was afraid that Li Guiyi would get excited and stab him twice.
He quickly planned to ask someone to pack his things, but before he could leave, his hand was caught by Li Gui.
"Taoist Zhu, I feel that there is an evil spirit hidden between your eyebrows. How about I help you with it?"
"Need not!"
Taoist Zhu wanted to leave, but Li Gui grabbed his wrist and compared their heights. Finally, he had no choice but to sit down, but he still said harsh words.
"People are doing it, but God is watching. Fellow Taoist, I hope you won't go too far."
"Don't go too far, don't go too far. If you don't have any ghosts in your heart, how can you be afraid of others telling your fortune?"
Chapter 4 Seventy: Lord Hell, I was wrong
In the tense atmosphere, Director Yang wanted to persuade, but Xu Meng held him back. Looking at Li Gui who stood up for her, there was a hint of joy in the corner of her mouth, and she didn't know why.
"Ouch, ouch!"
Li Gui's acting skills were obviously not as good as Taoist Zhu's, so he simply stopped pretending.
"Taoist Zhu, I found that your wealth and career are all in tatters, your marriage and relationship are in shambles, you still have five elements but not water and wood, and you have some kidney deficiency. What's even more terrifying is that your lifeline is only half way through, and you will not live long. It’s a sign, you are also in trouble.”
"Pfft."
A girl with glasses next to her couldn't help but laugh out loud at Li Guigua's pretense, and the others also had strange expressions on their faces.
Isn't this what Master Zhu said about this handsome guy? Are you not embarrassed to use it so openly?
"Oh, so what?"
Taoist Zhu's face was probably so angry that he turned the color of pig's liver. This was the first time he encountered such a rogue. It was like a scholar meeting a soldier. He couldn't explain why. If he was really good at Taoism, he would definitely invite the founder of Jiutian Dangmo. Give this guy a thunderbolt.
"It's not difficult to eradicate it. You just need to do more good deeds and explain the evil consequences you have done, and you will be forgiven by God, Amitofu."
千'"寻!!免,费::;小;,''说:裙"'2"":"5':,'5';5'.:9?'.'5.,3?0!!,'0 “哼!一派胡言!”
Withdrawing his hand, Taoist Zhu pointed at Li Gui angrily. He wanted to curse but didn't dare, for fear that the lunatic in front of him would grab the big knife on the table and stab him.
He could only snort angrily, put a wooden box under the table, and planned to pack up the things and run away.
"The world is declining. I had good intentions to enlighten the world, but I didn't expect to be disturbed by you. The fall of Taoism is caused by people like you."
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