AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

Tang Ping: "..."

Try "Snow White" again!

AI:

"Because the snow Snow White pulls out is white, so everyone calls her Snow White." 』

"The queen asked the magic mirror: "Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

"The magic mirror replied: "It's Snow White! She looks so beautiful when she's constipated and says, 'Hey, hey, ah, ah, ah!'

Try "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf" again!

AI:

"After seeing her grandma who had been sucked dry by the Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood clenched her fists and said, "Damn Big Bad Wolf!"

"She stood up and strode resolutely towards the big bad wolf. 』

"The big bad wolf raised his eyebrows: "Oh, are you coming towards me? Instead of running away, are you walking towards me?"

""If I don't get close to you, why would I put my fist on your bastard's face!""

『“wryyyyyyyyy!!!”』

...Again, try "Mermaid" again.

AI:

"No, I want to walk the line. The Pacific Ocean is not covered. I want to be a free and beautiful Chinese mermaid!"

""I want to go to Beautiful Country Bay and take a deep breath of sea water. I heard that even the sea water in Beautiful Country is sweet."

..."Cinderella"?

AI:

""The world is never black and white, but a delicate gray."

"Hello, I was once Cinderella who wandered in the gray area of ​​the law, then Cinderella, and then Cinderella."

"And now, I am the Gray Queen who rules the entire gray area!"

After one lap of the test, Tang Ping sadly discovered:

This AI is probably broken.

"Did this piece of "Pinocchio" burn out its CPU?"

Tang Ping opened the manuscript document again.

Looking at hundreds of pages of dense text.

I feel like I understand something.

It seems that AI cannot be used normally for the time being.

Unless you want to create a story about a psychopath.

I wonder if upgrading the writing module can restore the AI ​​to normal...

Tang Ping turned off the AI.

He took out his phone again and contacted editor-in-chief Yaoyao.

Uncle Ji Bozhong: "Editor-in-chief Yaoyao, will "The Dove of Peace" contain full-length fairy tales?"That’s 10,000+ fairy tales. 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "...Huh?" 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "We don't have that much money..."

Uncle Ji Bozhong: "?" 』

Uncle Ji Bozhong: "I'm talking about the number of words!" 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "I'm joking."With your current popularity, if you have a long fairy tale with 10,000+ words, you don’t need to publish it slowly. You can directly find a publishing house to publish it.Although by the time it's published, the heat will likely have passed. 』

Editor-in-chief of Dove of Peace Yaoyao: "Also, although Dove of Peace accepts long fairy tales, frankly speaking, we may not be able to afford your price right away." 』

Uncle Bozhong Ji Bozhong: "As long as the price is about the same, it doesn't matter." 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "Let's let it get a matching coffee position."You can be said to be a big star now. Thanks to you, the latest issue has been sold out, and several reprints have been sold out quickly. 』

Editor-in-chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "Big star writer, what do you think of this?" 』

Tang Ping groaned.

Feelings?

What else can I feel?

God knows if there are hidden cameras in this hotel that will live stream his mysterious website while sitting on the toilet.

Tang Ping thought for a while and typed.

Uncle Ji Bozhong: "I just want to live a peaceful life!" 』

Editor-in-chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "..."

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "It's...what an extraordinary wish." 』

Editor-in-chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "How is "Princess and the Pea" recently?Any new inspiration? 』

"Uh……"

I'm really afraid of what's coming.

Tang Ping forced himself to type.

Uncle Ji Bozhong said: "It's not going well. It may be stillborn." 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "That's it."It's also normal.Not every piece of output is rewarded, and your rate of return is already astonishingly high. 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: ""Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Part [-]", can you finish it in these two days? 』

Editor-in-Chief of Peace Pigeon Yaoyao: "It doesn't matter if you can't finish writing. You can pause an issue on the 15th and wait until July 7st to publish it again." 』

Uncle Bozhong Ji Bozhong said: "It won't happen. It won't happen."In fact, I have written it before, but I am not sure whether it can be used.Editor-in-chief Yaoyao, do you want to take a look? 』

Tang Ping sent the entire article that he had rejected before.

Although for him, this ending was truly outrageous.

But after thinking about it for the past few days, he felt that the reason why it was so bad was because AI jumped into the Holy Grail War.

But for readers in this world, it should only feel unclear?

In any case, he left the choice to editor-in-chief Yaoyao.

Whether to use the ending of the Holy Grail War, or delete it and simply use a normal ending is left to the editor-in-chief to decide.

In the Pigeon of Peace magazine, after reading the manuscript, Yan Yao put down the snack box and was in a dilemma.

This ending is too strange.

If you leave it out, many readers will feel confused.

But if you don't keep it, it seems like something is missing.

"Is this ending a deliberate button to pave the way for the next work?"

Yan Yao thought for a moment and typed a question.

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "Do you still have the intention to write the fourth "Snow White"? 』

Uncle Ji Bozhong: "No more." 』

Just kidding, he can't serve "because the snow is white, so I call it Snow White".

The look of "hum hum ah ah ah" was so beautiful that it made the queen jealous, and it was also terrifying.

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "Well...I need to think about it." 』

She needed to think carefully about what Tang Ping's purpose was for continuing to write this ending, and why he told her that she could delete it if she felt it was inappropriate.

Huan ends the conversation.

Tang Ping touched the newly grown stubble on his chin.

Unexpectedly, editor-in-chief Yaoyao would reject his long fairy tale because he "felt that he could not afford the manuscript fee."

This reason, no matter how you think about it, is a bit emotional.

The real reason is that I don’t want to delay him?

"I haven't even sent the manuscript to her yet..."

Shaking his head, Tang Ping opened the next editor's chat box.

Uncle Ji Bozhong: "Does your fairy tale empire accept full-length fairy tales?" The 10,000+ word kind. 』

Fairy Tale Empire Editor Jie Ao: "A long fairy tale?" 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "Fairy Tale Empire is a magazine of short fairy tales. Even if there are long fairy tales, they are serialized privileges for a very small number of well-known writers, allowing them to use a long-lasting story to continuously arouse readers' expectations and ensure part of the sales of the new issue. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "So if you ask whether to accept it or not, my answer is yes."You ask whether I will accept your offer, and my answer is that I have no authority and you have no qualifications.That belongs to a very small number of well-known writers from the three major editors, and even they can only queue up to get it. 』

Uncle Ji Bozhong: "That's it..."

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "Yes.So if you have a long fairy tale, I recommend you send it to "Life of Dreams".It is the number one weekly magazine in the field of long-form fairy tales, focusing on fantasy fairy tales that are endlessly whimsical and like a dream. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "However, the competition there is very fierce, and a elimination system is adopted at the end. Many long fairy tales do not survive the completion of writing, and are forced to be cut in half due to poor performance feedback, not good enough reviews, etc. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "But I believe that with your level, it won't be a problem to get ahead there." 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "Although, short fairy tales and long fairy tales are two different fields.Short fairy tales only need to have a sophisticated structure and complete a set of beginnings, transitions and endings.Once the length is extended and it becomes a long fairy tale, issues such as rhythm need to be taken into consideration. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "It would require more than one set of beginnings, transitions, and storylines. Once it is too long, many writers who are good at short stories will obviously feel that they cannot control the rhythm, and writing will become more and more difficult. , until the plot collapses. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "But based on the level you showed in "Snow White", I don't think you should worry too much about this." 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "What you need to worry about is whether the editor will prohibit you from finishing the book because of its good commercial performance and popularity with readers. Even if there is nothing to write, you must continue to write it, and the dog's tail will continue." 』

Tang Ping was stunned.

Is the realm of fairy tales also made so cold and cruel?

He typed to ask.

Uncle Ji Bozhong: "What if I insist on ending it?" 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "There are regulations in their contract. If you insist not to write, they have the right to entrust your work to other writers, and let the entrusted writer write it on your behalf and continue to create." 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "After all, a popular long fairy tale can bring them countless sales. Not many practitioners will be willing to take the initiative to let go until readers are seriously fatigued and the commercial value is completely squeezed out." . 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "This is also the reason why "Life of Dreams" has a bad reputation.Even if you want to use similar means to deal with Autumn Night Music when the time comes, you'd better think carefully because the contract terms are legally binding. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "And their contract also has a clause that "prohibits writers from making negative comments about the magazine in any form or in any public forum." This kind of speech control clause. 』

Uncle Ji Bozhong: "Okay, I understand. Thank you, editor Jie Ao." 』

After reading the editor Jie Ao's introduction, Tang Ping immediately gave up the idea of ​​going to a long-form fairy tale magazine like Life of Dreams.

It's so dark, the world of adults.

It is obviously an industry that writes innocent fairy tales for readers.

Sure enough, for things like submitting articles, it’s better to go to a familiar and reliable place.

Why don't you go back and send a part of "Pinocchio" to the editor-in-chief Yaoyao, explain the situation, and see if she will change her mind?

Fairy Tale Empire Editor Jie Ao: "You're welcome.Also, about the two versions of "The Mermaid". 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "The editorial department has discussed it for a long time and feels that no matter which version it is, it has fatal flaws. 』

Uncle Ji Bozhong: "How do you say that?" 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "According to our internal blind test, readers of the "Black Mermaid" version naturally hate the heroine and have no intention of continuing to read it. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "Even if the ending is reversed and the reputation picks up, most readers will just say "Oh, that's it, it's so awesome" and praise the author for his ideas and the depth of the story, but it's still hard to bring up to read it again. idea. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "So if nothing unexpected happens, "The Black Mermaid" is destined to be a hit but not a hit, and the reviews are extremely polarized, because many readers will speak out, but will not read the rest of the story, nor will they understand the rest of the story. arts. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "And even if it is adapted, the situation will most likely not change."After all, fairy tales are for children. If children can't understand and don't like to read them, no matter how profound the thoughts are expressed, it won't help. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "The only possibility of adapting this fairy tale is not to pursue commerce, but to pursue artistic expression with the goal of winning awards." 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "But here comes the problem again. The major awards are controlled by the West. Your article "The Black Mermaid"... is very incorrect for them." 』