AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

"By the way, you have athlete's foot in your mouth? What happened? Have you seen a doctor?"

Tang Ping said lightly: "Oh, it's nothing. I just went to the maid cafe to drink a cup of freshly made stocking milk tea."

head teacher:"?"

"You're just kidding, why do you take it seriously?"

head teacher:"……"

Because Tang Ping is really too evil.

For a moment, he really thought that Tang Ping went to the maid cafe to have a great time, took off the stockings that the maid had been wearing all day, soaked them in milk tea, and took a big sip.

"This joke of yours is too..." For a moment, the head teacher didn't know how to describe it.

Tang Ping kindly suggested a word: "Abstract?"

"Yes, abstract!" the head teacher affirmed.

I felt in my heart that I am indeed a writer, I hit the nail on the head and got to the core.

He warned Tang Ping:

“We should avoid making such jokes in the future, what if someone takes it seriously?

"Even if no one takes it seriously, everyone laughs and laughs, but if someone pretends to be stupid, deliberately takes it seriously, and publicizes this kind of thing to you as a scandal.

"Such a bizarre thing will attract the attention of the audience. Even if you refute the rumor in time, it will become a stain on your body that cannot be washed away no matter how hard you wash it."

Tang Ping thought about it, and it was true.

"Isn't this the same as you, Laoban? Just now Qin He asked me what my online name meant, and I gave a different answer."

"That's good." The head teacher nodded.

"By the way, Laoban," Tang Ping said with a smile, "Tell me, if one of your subordinates has a top scorer in the college entrance examination for two consecutive years, how much benefit will he get?"

"That's too much."

The head teacher couldn’t hide his smile:

"Not to mention anything else, our school has never produced a top scorer. The principal treats me like a Buddha. When I take out a cigarette, he quickly lights it for me. When I eat a meal, he has to test the poison on me!"

"Real or false?" Tang Ping asked.

"of course it's true."

Originally, the head teacher would not tell such a joke.

But when he heard Tang Pingyun Danfengqing say such abstract and outrageous things, he unconsciously let go.

"What if the two top scorers in the college entrance examination are both me?"

"Why, you can't bear to leave me?" the head teacher joked.

"I can't bear to part with you. I can't bear to part with the food cooked by my wife." Tang Ping said with a smile.

"Then you can stay at my house when you resume your studies, and your mistress will prepare food for you every day."

"Okay, it's a deal."

"a man of his words!"

Tang Ping chatted with the head teacher for a while and then hung up the phone.

Taking a quick look at the message records, editor Tangtang still insists on sending cat emoticons to say hello every day.

And today I specifically asked, how was my college entrance examination score?

Tang Ping sent his results and immediately received a ton of rainbow farts and concerned inquiries like "What's wrong with your mouth?"

He said haha.

After thinking about it, since I have sent the editor candy, I can't let go of my more familiar acquaintances, Editor Yaoyao and Editor Jieao.

Tang Ping sent them one by one.

At the Pigeon of Peace magazine, Yan Yao fell into a long silence as she looked at the screenshot of results sent by Tang Ping.

Chen Xiao, who was passing by to fetch water, caught sight of it, approached and raised his eyebrows:

"729, so powerful?"

"What 729?" the pot-bellied employee asked in surprise while eating a donut.

"The college entrance examination scores," Chen Xiao said, "Tang Ping's college entrance examination scores."

"What the fuck?!" The pot-bellied employee shook his hands in fright, and half of the donut fell onto his belly.

The entire magazine was in an uproar.

Amid the uproar, Yan Yao recalled her reactions to Tang Ping, a college entrance examination candidate.

He sighed sadly.

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "Congratulations! 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "Before, my imagination was limited by my experience. I never expected that someone with such good academic performance would write fairy tales at such a critical time point." 』

Editor-in-chief of Peace Dove·Yao Yao: "I will have experience in the future." (covering face and laughing with tears.jpg)』

Athlete's foot in the mouth: "(Cat laughs.jpg)"

There is athlete's foot in the mouth: "Do you have any red envelopes?" (Cat reaches out its hand.jpg)』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "(200 yuan red envelope)"

There was athlete's foot in the mouth: "Thank you, Sister Yaoyao!"Sister Yaoyao, you are blessed! 』

There was athlete's foot in the mouth: "Sister Yaoyao, when will the team be formed? Fairy Tale Empire is going to Southeast Asia, and I don't dare to go." 』

Editor-in-Chief of Dove of Peace·Yao Yao: "It's coming soon, but the details haven't been decided yet."I'll let you know as soon as it's decided. 』

There is athlete's foot in the mouth: "Okay!" 』

Chapter 146 Tang Ping is destined to our school ([-] words)

After the chat, Tang Ping sent it to editor Jie Ao.

The reaction over there was much duller.

Fairy Tale Empire Editor Jie Ao: "Well, congratulations.Are you sure you don’t want to go to the team building?Nothing will happen. 』

There is athlete's foot in the mouth: "It doesn't matter, let's do it next time." 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "Okay.Which school are you going to?What professional? 』

There is athlete's foot in the mouth: "Compared to this, I thought of a very interesting way. 』

There is athlete's foot in the mouth: "You said, if I don't go to college this year, I will find a high school to repeat my studies."They paid me hundreds of thousands or even millions in commissions, and I didn’t have to do anything for a year. I only had to do a quick review and then take the college entrance examination. 』

There was athlete's foot in his mouth: "Would it be more fun to be the No. [-] pick again?" 』

Fairy Tale Empire Editor Jie Ao: "?Are you serious? 』

Fairy Tale Empire Editor Jie Ao: "You are likely to be reported for doing this. There is no need to do this kind of thing for a million dollars. The various bonuses for the top pick are already enough." 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "You can get to know many excellent classmates in an excellent university, and none of the teachers are mediocre. Their relationships and abilities can be of great help to your future development." 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "If you consider that taking classes will take up a lot of time, and repeating like this can give you freedom for the whole year.Not to mention how much of your knowledge reserves will be forgotten after a year of freedom, what can you do with this short year? 』

There was athlete's foot in his mouth: "Ah, I didn't think about it that much."I just thought, if I take the college entrance examination every year and get the top score in the college entrance examination every year, will there be such a situation——"

There was athlete's foot in the mouth: "The police came to investigate me: "Be honest, you are the top scorer in every college entrance examination!""

There was athlete's foot in the mouth: "The student's parents and teacher turned over and said: "You need to ask if you are the top candidate in the college entrance examination? When you wake up, Tang Ping is the top again."

There is athlete's foot in the mouth: "Magazines and readers: This guy's hair is gray, how can he still be a high school writer?" 』

Fairy Tale Empire Editor·Jie Ao: "..."

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "This situation is very interesting. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "But just think about it, the realistic possibility is slim." 』

There is athlete's foot in the mouth: "Indeed." 』

Say a few more words and end the conversation.

Tang Ping sighed lightly.

"It's impossible..."

If only it were possible.

If nothing else, a writer who is always a high school student sounds very similar to a certain... girl who is always 17 years old!

Others who cultivate immortality have practiced Qi for thousands of years.

He has been taking the college entrance examination for decades.

"So, I still have to find a major?"

Tang Ping held his phone and thought.

In his previous life, he majored in science and engineering. He was really tired of the days when there were only one or two girls in a class of dozens, and he was discriminated against and laughed at by majors such as the foreign language department where there were many girls.

Oh yes, and that damn hammer sharpener, I really don’t want to sharpen it a second time.

I gave up engineering this time. Which major has more beautiful girls? Which one should I go to?

Tang Ping opened the browser to query:

"Which professional has the most beauties?" 』

Get the answer:

"Art"

That's fine.

I am not an art student.

If you can use AI's pictures to take the art exam...

It's better to hope to be sealed in neon as a "Shitu Immortal".

There are also many "normal schools".

Forget it, the normal school is to be a teacher. Tang Ping knows very well what a female teacher is like.

There are not only female teachers, but also male teachers. Who dares to dress themselves up? They are deeply afraid that the budding teenagers and girls will be attracted by them and will die at an age when they should study hard. Therefore, everyone tortures themselves until they become evil and old.

There are also many "foreign languages"...

You were discriminated against in your last life, but you can join if you can't beat them in this life?

Just when Tang Ping was thinking about whether it would be too much to use AI to mix foreign language majors, and whether it would be possible in the future, "I'm here to learn foreign languages, what are you going to do!" He shouted and rushed towards the reporter...

"Boom!"

There was a sudden knock on the door.

"Admissions Office open the door! (Admissions Office, open the door!)"

Tang Ping was startled and suddenly came back to his senses.

Ah, what, what open the door?

I didn’t want to learn a foreign language from Loli!

Before Tang Ping could figure out what the first half of the sentence was in English, there was a "clang" and a ladder was driven to the balcony window. A well-dressed young man climbed up like a siege and knocked on the window:

"Tang Ping, don't open the door, open the window quickly, they are a fake admissions office, we are the real ones!"

Tang Ping: "???"

The person outside the door heard the sound, and the knocking on the door became more intense. It changed from "bang bang bang" to "dong dong dong!" and shouted angrily:

"You guys are playing dirty tricks. If you don't go through the doors or windows, you're doing something bad!"

"Those who stick to the rules can only walk through the door. Tang Ping is a talent who doesn't follow the ordinary path at first glance. We are perfect for walking through the window!"

"You fart! Tang Ping, don't listen to him. Most of them are sneaky people. A gentleman like you should come to Yingda!"

"Hey, if you do this, I will sue you for spreading rumors! Yingda talks about being a gentleman, but he is a hypocrite, right?"