AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" 』

"The unconvinced hare challenged the tortoise to a race. 』

""You want to challenge me?" Oogway smiled kindly, "Are you sure?"

""Sure!" the rabbit replied firmly, "I will be the racing champion from now on!"

""Give up, rabbit," a blue hedgehog shouted, "you are no match for it, even I can't outrun it!"

""Give it up, rabbit," cried a leather-armored dragon turtle. "I can compete with the blue hedgehog, but I can't see the turtle's taillight!"

"Even the legendary five-star general Sir MacArthur said: "If my running opponent is a tortoise, then I will allow myself to be a deserter."

"But the hare still insisted on challenging the tortoise. 』

"The tortoise agreed to the hare's challenge. They agreed to compete from the 50-meter race until the end of the marathon. 』

"The first game, the 50-meter race. 』

"The gunfire rang out, the rabbit kicked off his hind legs, lightning flashed out, and he was two or three meters ahead of the tortoise. 』

“In just a few seconds, the gap widened to an exaggerated level of two to thirty meters. 』

""That's it? I haven't worked hard yet!" the rabbit shouted excitedly, "I can even take a nap and beat you when you are almost over the line!"

"It took the time to look back and saw that the turtle was motionless, still sitting on the starting line with a kind smile on its face, as if it hadn't heard the gunshot. 』

""The 50-meter championship will be won by me——""

"The rabbit was about to cross the line. As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes suddenly blurred. 』

"Seeing that I was still on the starting line, I just launched a charge. 』

"Next to me, the turtle smiled kindly. 』

""How is this going?""

"Without any time to think, the rabbit darted out again like an arrow. 』

"But when he was about to cross the line again, his eyes blurred, and he found himself back on the starting line again, just starting to charge. 』

"The rabbit doesn't believe in evil, so he grits his teeth and pounces again, the third time, the fourth time..."

“No matter how many times it happens, when it is about to cross the line, it suddenly blurs out and returns to the starting line. 』

"And all the surrounding animals will return to their original state. 』

""What the hell is going on?!" Rabbit asked in panic. 』

"The turtle smiles kindly. 』

""Give up, rabbit," the blue hedgehog shouted desperately, "you will never reach the reality of crossing the line!"

""Give up, rabbit," the leather-armored dragon turtle shouted desperately, "We are just ordinary animals that are good at racing, but the turtle has super powers, and its super power is to control the track!"

"Even the legendary five-star general Sir MacArthur said: "If God wants me to challenge the turtle, then I would rather challenge God."

"The rabbit is still unconvinced, but its physical strength returns to the starting line again and again, gradually being exhausted. 』

"It collapsed from exhaustion before the finish line, watching in despair as the turtle slowly crawled over it and won the championship. 』

"The rabbit shouted in despair and disobedience: "Can you do whatever you want if you have super powers?"

"Sorry," the turtle smiled kindly at the rabbit, "having superpowers means you can do whatever you want."

"...(End of story)"

Tang Ping: "..."

Breaking AI and putting the yin and yang here again, right?

Chapter 148 "The Tortoise and the Hare"? ? (four thousand words)

Tang Ping has seen through this AI.

As the saying goes, cats and dogs learn from their masters, and whatever kind of master they have, they will be like cats and dogs.

It was normal for him, Tang Ping, to raise such an unkind, unjust, unfaithful and unfilial AI.

"If you don't get it, go back and rewrite it."

AI:

"I'm sorry that my writing of "The Tortoise and the Hare" did not meet your requirements. I will write it again, hoping to satisfy you:"

"A long time ago, in a forest, there was an extremely agile rabbit who was the champion of the entire forest. 』

"Even the nimble dogs in the mountains cannot compare with it. They can only be laughed at by it, "Can you do it, thin dog?""

"The invincible rabbit is so proud that he parades through the market with a gold medal hanging on his head every day. He stretches out his neck and ears proudly, and listens to the praise and admiration of animals everywhere. 』

"But one day, it moved its ears and heard a turtle bragging:"

""The rabbit is indeed fast, but if you race with me, I will be the winner across the line.""

"The proud rabbit is angry. You are a tortoise that crawls all day long. How can you brag like this?" 』

"It couldn't bear the bragging of the turtle, so it took the initiative to go up to the turtle and said:"

""Okay, okay, since you said so, let's compare."

"The news that the hare and the tortoise were about to race spread throughout the forest. 』

"Many animals came to watch. Lions and tigers were on both sides, eagles and geckos were waiting on the trees. Beautiful butterflies took the initiative to hang ribbons all over your finish line, waiting for the winner to fly as soon as they crossed the line, making the crossing scene more beautiful. 』

"They are very curious, why does a turtle dare to race with a rabbit? Is it a triathlon and swimming in the water?" 』

"Although rabbits can swim, their natural body temperature is too high, nearly 40 degrees Celsius, so they are afraid of ice-cold water. There has always been a legend that "I will die if I touch the water." 』

"The tortoise has no such troubles. 』

"But the racing venue is just a ground track and there is no need to cross water. 』

"It's not too late to give up now," the hare said to the tortoise before the race began. 』

"The turtle smiled and replied: "I should tell you this - it's not too late to admit defeat now. I learned a trick from you, and I will use this trick to defeat you today."

"The proud rabbit snorted coldly, it must show some color to this unscrupulous turtle! 』

"With the husky and wolf roaring, the game begins. 』

"The rabbit jumped out like a rocket and was five positions ahead of the tortoise in an instant, ten positions... twenty positions!" 』

"It took a moment to look back and saw that the turtle was still on the starting line, slowly extending its claws. 』

""That's it? Are you bragging that you can beat me?"

"The rabbit laughed as he ran:"

""I can beat you when I wake up and run again, huh?"

“It reaches the finish line and only needs to run a few more meters to win the championship. 』

"But it deliberately stopped, turned around, stretched out its neck and ears proudly, and said provocatively to the turtle:"

""Run, why don't you run? Didn't you say you want to learn my moves to defeat me? Why are you still at the starting line?"

"Faced with the rabbit's ridicule, the turtle took his time and smiled lightly. 』

""In that case, let me show you what I am capable of.""

"After the turtle finished speaking, he put away his limbs and retracted his head. 』

"Just when all the animals thought that it was about to roll, the turtle suddenly popped its head and shouted loudly:"

『"Disappear with the butterflies!"』

"The dazzling light flashed, and the turtle's head suddenly shot out, stretched out extremely long, and flew past the rabbit's ears in an instant, breaking the finish line ribbon. 』

"Crash!" 』

"Butterflies are flying all over the sky, and the rabbit's championship disappears. 』

"The tortoise won the race, defeating the stunned rabbit, and became the new running champion amidst the excited cheers of the animals in the audience. 』

"...(End of story)"

Tang Ping: "?"

……ah? ?

What the hell? ? ?

He rubbed his eyes, blinked and looked again carefully.

The text remains unchanged.

AI is really written like this.

and so……

In the previous article, there is a nimble dog in the mountains, butterflies hanging with colorful ribbons, and a rabbit stretching its neck twice. Are they all foreshadowing the turtle's "let's dissipate with the butterflies"?

Playing O... No, playing Mijia games.jpg.

"I really..."

Tang Ping put one hand on his forehead and let out a long sigh.

Immediately outside the toilet, the admissions class teacher heard concerned inquiries.

Teacher Yingda: "What's wrong, Tang Ping? Is it constipation? I have a bottle of Kaiselu here, do you want it?"

Teacher Rongda: "? How do you take Selu with you? There are so few female students in your Yingda University, so do the male students and male teachers play with such big things?"

Teacher Yingda: "Do you look down on people with daily constipation? Do you know how painful it is for me to squat in the toilet for one or two hours every day!"

Tang Ping: "..."

ah?Isn’t squatting on the toilet a pleasure?

The ultimate enjoyment of "this small world only belongs to me for an hour or two".

Teacher Rong Da: "Why are you complaining to me in tears? Why don't you find someone who is not constipated to kiss and steal his excellent intestinal flora?"

Yingda teacher: “How do you know I haven’t tried it?”

Teacher Rong Da: "???!! Have you really tried it?!"

Teacher Yingda: "I've tried it. She used to have stomach upset every day, and she also became constipated after kissing me."

Teacher Rong Da: "...then it's okay."

Tang Ping: "..."

British University, eliminate alternatives.

After thinking for a while, he asked aloud:

"Is it possible that the intestinal flora is in the intestines, so kissing is more effective there?"

Teachers from Yingda University, Rongda University, and female teachers from Tatmadaw University: "..."

Suddenly it's cold!

Tang Ping regained his attention, flushed the water, and moved his legs and feet a little, and the numbness gradually eased.

Focus on AI again.

"You're going to do this one for me, right? If you don't win, write again!"

AI:

"I'm sorry that my writing of "The Tortoise and the Hare" did not meet your requirements. I will write it again, hoping this time it will satisfy you:"

"A long time ago, in a distant and developed animal kingdom, carnivores coexisted harmoniously with herbivores and omnivores. 』

"The capital city of the animal kingdom is called the Animal City. 』

Tang Ping: "?"

Diss your copyright warning!

AI:

"In that thief animal city, every animal can fully enjoy the fun of technology, and every animal can find a class to contribute to the city and shine." 』